My name is Li Shangwu.

I lied.

On 22 May 2010, my colleague and I were tasked to guard a fraudster.

The fraudster's name is Zhang Huanan.

He is very cunning and has had several criminal convictions.

What's even more tricky is that Zhang Huanan has an extremely superb sense of anti-reconnaissance and has escaped the round-up of the police several times, and in this fraud case, Zhang Huanan was also quickly listed as one of the important suspects, and my colleagues and I squatted day and night.

"Team Li, come to one?"

Xiao Liu took out my favorite cordyceps cigarette from his arms, he is not a rich man, but he always likes to carry a cigarette of more than 50 yuan, usually he doesn't smoke it, and he will hand me one at every turn.

"Xiao Liu, how much do you earn every month?"

I didn't take the cigarette, but took out the Red General from my pocket, a pack of eight yuan, cheap and powerful.

"Two thousand seven." Xiao Liu said, "Team Li, don't you know? ”

"You smoke cordyceps sinensis for two thousand seven a month?" I took a general in my mouth, and Xiao Liu hurriedly handed over the lighter.

"Team Li, what are you talking about...... Xiao Liu hurriedly smiled and said, "Where am I willing to smoke Cordyceps?" Isn't that for you......"

I shook my head helplessly and said to him: "We are criminal police, whoever can handle the case will be awesome, and you don't learn much about the set in the workplace." ”

"Yes, yes...... Team Lee, that's what you're talking about. Xiao Liu put Cordyceps sinensis into his arms, and took out a bag of six yuan Changbai Mountain, "Aren't I learning from you to handle cases?" ”

To be honest, Xiao Liu is very smart and has a good understanding. It is said that he has always been among the best in the police academy, but I don't know how his parents educated him, and he learned a greasy officialdom at a young age, and as soon as he joined the police force, it gave us seniors a headache.

"Team Li, do you think we can squat on that Zhang Huanan?"

"This ......," I thought for a moment, "you care so much?" Let us squat here, we just have to obey the order. ”

We parked across the road from Zhang Huanan's house and stared intently at the only entrance.

This kind of squatting is generally a team of two people, so that one of them can rest and change shifts, but we don't know how long we will squat here, and this unknown torment will invisibly increase the addiction to smoking.

"I knew I should have brought a pair of pants...... Xiao Liu said.

"What? You're going to change your pants here? ”

"Haha!" Xiao Liu smiled indifferently, "Just kidding, Team Li, one more?" ”

We smoked cigarettes one by one in this enclosed space, and because we didn't dare to open the windows, the car soon became foggy.

Xiao Liu turns on the air conditioner every once in a while for ventilation, otherwise in this environment, the chance of lung cancer tends to be close to 100%.

A full day passed, and neither of us closed our eyes.

I feel that I can bear it because I often stay up late, but Xiao Liu is already drowsy.

"You can rest for a while." I said, "I'll just stare at it alone." ”

Team Lee...... Will that work...... You haven't rested yet, how can I sleep first......" Although his mouth was stubborn, his eyelids were already fighting.

"It's okay, you sleep, I'll call you at night."

"That's, that's okay...... I'll squint for half an hour......"

In less than twenty seconds, Xiao Liu's snoring sounded, and it looked like the child was tired.

After making sure he was asleep, I slowly pulled my phone out of my pocket and looked at the unread text messages.

Three of the four text messages were sent by Xuanxuan.

"Dad, are you coming back for dinner tonight?"

"Dad, grandma said that you have been on a mission in the past two days, you must pay attention to safety!"

"Dad, there will be a parent-teacher conference next Friday afternoon, can you come back then?"

I frowned slightly, but still sent a message back to Xuanxuan.

"I'll be home in two days, you have a good meal."

After sending, I opened the fourth unread text message.

The unfamiliar number only sent three words: "Still squatting?" ”

I glanced at the sleeping Xiao Liu next to me again, then moved to the other side, and quickly replied, "Don't talk nonsense, hide it." ”

After doing all this, I put my phone up and slowly lowered the seat again, ready to squint for a while.

The new car bought by the team is really a bit high-end, and the seat is actually electric, and it will slowly fall down, so that it will not fall down suddenly like the previous car, making people flash to the waist.

As for squatting and guarding Zhang Huanan......

Don't be funny, with me, he can't appear.

I don't know how long it took, but I was suddenly woken up by a violent shaking.

I hurriedly opened my eyes and found that Xiao Liu was looking at me nervously: "Team Li!! Why are you asleep too?! ”

"Huh?" I just woke up a little dazed, and after thinking about it for a long time, I realized what was going on, "Oh...... Are you awake? ”

"It's broken! Team Li, we're both asleep, what if Zhang Huanan's kid shows up? ”

"It's okay, he can't run." I rubbed my eyes and returned the seat to its place.

"Can't run?"

"Oh...... I mean, I just fell asleep, so it shouldn't be that coincidental......"

"Hey......" Xiao Liu still looked uneasy, he patted his cheek hard, and said, "I said I shouldn't sleep, this is miserable, I made a mistake in the first mission." ”

"It's all right, boy." I patted him on the shoulder, "I'll carry it if something happens." ”

It is also strange to say that Xiao Liu seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood from this moment, and he didn't close his eyes for two days.

I slept several times in the middle, but every time I woke up, I could see Xiao Liu staring straight at the building opposite.

"Do you kid want to die suddenly?" I asked with some concern, "Now that I'm awake, you can sleep for a while." ”

"Nope." Xiao Liu's dark circles were very heavy, and the whole person looked a little haggard, "Team Li, I won't rest this time, I have to wait until Zhang Huanan appears." ”

Just then, the phone in my pocket rang again.

Even the Nokia 6300 is now running out of power.

I opened my phone and saw that Zhang Huanan's kid actually texted me again.

I quietly turned my body sideways, wanting to see what the other party had sent, but Xiao Liu asked coldly behind me, "Is there an order in the team?" ”

"Oh, no." I smiled and ducked with my phone in my hand.

"Not on the team? Who sent that? He stared blankly at the phone in my hand.

I know that ordinary people can't ask such rude words, Xiao Liu is now in a trance due to a long lack of sleep.

When I saw him, I suddenly had a plan.

I put my hand in my pocket, moved the cigarette from the cigarette case into my pocket, and then took the empty cigarette case out and shook it in front of his eyes.

"Xiao Liu, go buy a pack of cigarettes."

"Buying cigarettes? There are no kiosks around here. He was stunned for a moment and said.

"But I don't have a cigarette left." I put the cigarette case and mobile phone in my arms and said to him, "If you don't have anything nearby, go to a farther place, and if you stay up late for a long time, you can't do it without a cigarette." And the mineral water and bread in the car are almost gone, so you can buy a little if it's convenient for you. ”

He pondered for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay Team Li, I'll go back as soon as I go." ”