Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Cheapest Black Donkey
The voice was old, like an old duck monster screaming, this black shadow jumped up four or five meters high, snapped to the ground, fell down heavily, and fell solidly.
Zhou Heng and Han Yulian both stared at the black shadow, with extremely surprised expressions on their faces.
"The two melon babies who don't have any hair grow together, they dare to stare at this seat recklessly, they are really looking for death!" The black shadow crawled up, and then stretched his limbs, "Let this seat stretch its muscles and bones first, it hasn't moved for hundreds of years!"
Zhou Heng and the others were like fossils, staring numbly at the black shadow in front of them.
They had even seen living skeletons, and it stands to reason that there should be nothing in the world that could scare them, but the dark shadow in front of them ...... It's not a fucking person, it's a donkey, a black donkey with a pitch-black body and no stray hair.
Demon beasts can cultivate, and they have quite a lot of spiritual intelligence, but they have never heard of anyone who can speak!
Beasts are only beasts after all!
But the black donkey in front of him spoke, and he had an old-fashioned tone.
"What's the matter, why do you look like you've seen a ghost, could it be that this seat has slept for thousands of years and tens of thousands of years and become more handsome?" The black donkey posed very stinkyly, "Hey, you two, don't bow to this seat yet, this seat reluctantly accepts you as a mount!"
Zhou Heng's face turned dark, and he was told by a donkey that he wanted to be accepted as a mount, can this make people comfortable?
"Stinky boy, what are your eyes glaring at, a junior like you with low strength, this seat can crush 10,000 people with one finger, and accepting you as a mount is a blessing that you have cultivated in your previous life!" said the black donkey with a big grin, sitting on the ground with one butt and one front leg propped up on his mouth, looking very arrogant.
I actually met a donkey who can play music!
Zhou Hengqiang pulled out the long sword, danced a sword flower, and said, "I'm hungry, just eat a meal of donkey meat to replenish it!"
Judging from the aura exuded by this donkey, it is not much stronger than Han Yulian in terms of refining the tenth layer of the body. And he has now reached the ninth level of body refining, although he is a big realm behind, but Ling Tian's nine forms are enough to make up for it.
"The stinky boy who hasn't grown all the hair, he actually wants to eat your donkey uncle, I'll spit on you!" The black donkey was furious, jumped up violently, and kicked Zhou Heng with a wave of his front hoof.
Call!
The wind was howling, and the kick was extremely fast.
Zhou Heng's body turned, Feiyun stepped out, and he dodged the blow indismissibly, and the long sword stabbed back, slashing at the big mouth of the black donkey—this stinky mouth.
"Look at the three kicking styles of this seat!" The black donkey's two hind legs stood upright, brushing and brushing, and the bounce was even faster than the demon beasts of the same level, and it had already come to the back of Zhou Heng's head, and it was smashed by a hoof.
Zhou Heng turned around and narrowly dodged over, with a strong shock in his heart.
After practicing Ling Tian's Nine Styles, he seemed to have mastered the general trend of the world's martial arts, and he could judge the opponent's next attack route from the slightest movement, even an old Blood Refining Realm master like Zhou Xianming was no exception!
But this black donkey's attack was completely beyond this range, it was really like a whimsical and antelope hanging its horns, so he couldn't make a judgment, so he could only rely on Feiyunbu to improvise.
It was the first time he had lost control of the situation.
"Look at the kick and kick of this seat!" the black donkey shouted, "Stinky boy, you are not the opponent of this seat at all, why don't you kneel down and admit defeat quickly, otherwise this seat will kick your ass!"
"You don't have the slightest chance in front of this seat!"
"I see that your qualifications are not bad, so I can barely accept you as an apprentice!"
"White-faced apprentice, don't you hurry up and kneel down to this seat and shout for your teacher!"
This black donkey is completely a **, which makes Zhou Heng and Han Yulian think that someone is wearing a donkey skin to impersonate. The initial shock was completely offset by the scoundrel of the black donkey, who listened to its mouth full of dirt, and only wanted to completely block its mouth.
"Stinky boy, hurry up and apprentice, this seat will pass on your immortal skills!" The black donkey carried its two front legs behind him, and the two hind legs walked upright, and his footwork was really wonderful, and he repeatedly let Zhou Heng's long sword go.
Zhou Heng's eyes froze, his figure suddenly paused, the terrifying sword intent spread out, and he began to operate Ling Tian's first form.
"Damn, what kind of swordsmanship is this, which actually makes this seat feel a little afraid?" The black donkey put down his front legs, "This seat won't play with you anymore!"
Whoosh, it shook off its four hooves and ran, ridiculously fast, disappearing in an instant.
Zhou Heng was dumbfounded, although he was good at body techniques, but Feiyun Bu only had a form and did not get the corresponding operation skills, his speed was not much faster than that of an ordinary body refining ninth-layer martial artist, and he could only watch in vain as this black donkey ran away in an instant.
"This place...... It's so weird!" Han Yulian said in a trembling voice, a series of things that happened before were completely beyond her limits.
Quirky indeed!
Dead and resurrected corpses, talking donkeys!
Zhou Heng walked to the position of the original stone stele, and now there was only a huge pit left, and when he looked at it, he couldn't see anything when it was black! He picked a stone and threw it down, but he didn't hear the echo for a long time, it was unfathomable!
How did the black donkey climb out?
Rumble!
A powerful and palpitating aura emanated from the hole, and Zhou Heng involuntarily retreated again and again, and only stopped after retreating for dozens of meters.
"It seems that we are in trouble!" Zhou Heng scratched his head, and now he was a little sure that the original stone tablet was to suppress this underground cave.
"It's you, it has nothing to do with me!" After Han Yulian's mood was disturbed by the black donkey, she was a little less afraid, and she was able to joke with Zhou Heng.
That's right, it's really him who got into trouble alone.
Zhou Heng walked to the edge of the stone tablet, tried to weigh the weight, and couldn't help but sink in his hand, and it was very difficult to lift an inch.
"My current strength is about to reach 10,000 catties, so it can be seen that the weight of this stone tablet is still above this!" Zhou Heng thought in his heart, but he still dragged the stone tablet to the cave, and only after he was tired and sweating profusely did he come to the edge of the cave.
Airplanes!
The blood-colored stone tablet trembled, and it actually stood up on its own accord and fell towards the position of the hole in the ground.
Zhou Heng hurriedly started the Feiyun step, his body flashed away, and with a snort, the stone tablet crossed the edge of his body, almost giving him a moment!
This stone tablet weighs 10,000 catties, and coupled with the speed just now, if it hits, it will be enough to shatter the bones of his whole body in an instant!
Only then did he feel a little scared, and a cold sweat flowed.
"What the hell is this place?" Han Yulian said tremblingly.
If you could ask the donkey, you might get the answer, but alas, the donkey is a thief!
The Pingtian Mountain Range is not only this weird place, but also the human figure reflected at the bottom of the cold pool of the Peerless Valley, which is also extremely weird.
This place seems to be sealed with something terrible, and he is far from having the strength to figure it out, so it's better not to touch it. I hope it's not that donkey, Zhou Heng expects it in his heart, otherwise he will really be in trouble.
The two of them walked back, and after passing through the nine-curved and eighteen-bend pass, the fog appeared in front of them again, and they could faintly hear strange screams.
“...... I've killed your donkey uncle!"
"Is there anyone who takes your donkey uncle out of the city!"
"Uncle Donkey still wants to catch the holy maid of Dongling Immortal Pond as a servant, and he can't die here!"
The sound of the ghost crying wolf became louder and louder, and soon I saw a black shadow running out of the fog, wasn't it the black donkey full of nonsense?
Seeing Zhou Heng and the others, the black donkey suddenly screamed, ran towards Zhou Heng and the others, and shouted: "It turns out that you are still alive, I really want to kill your donkey uncle!"
Running closer, the black donkey turned around sharply, brushed, and kicked out with two hind legs, kicking at Zhou Heng.
"Just know that you donkey has bad intentions!" Zhou Heng had already prepared, Feiyun walked out, his body slashed, kicked the donkey, brushed the ground with a sword, and stabbed the donkey's buttocks.
"Milky boy, do you want your donkey uncle's ass to bloom?" The black donkey stood upright, and he was able to give up the sword, and then slammed his black and big ass backwards, "If you have the ability to beat your donkey uncle, this seat will reward you with a golden face!"
Facing this ruffian-like black donkey, Zhou Heng had a feeling of vomiting blood, which completely diluted the shock of seeing a donkey that could speak.
Ling Tian First Style!
"Again!" The black donkey saw the opportunity as soon as he saw the opportunity, and suddenly his front hooves hit the ground, and he ran out of more than twenty meters, leaving the range that Zhou Heng's sword intent could influence, "Fortunately, your donkey uncle is well-informed, otherwise he will be pierced by a stinky boy, and he will not lose his reputation for a lifetime!"
"Stinky boy, come and chase your donkey uncle!" The donkey stood up again, twisting his buttocks and patting it with his front hooves, which was indescribably cheap.
Zhou Heng put away his sword and stood, a smile appeared on his face, and said, "I can get out of the city!"
The black donkey suddenly seemed to be frozen, and its movements froze all of a sudden, but just a moment later, it rushed to Zhou Heng with a sweep of the ground, and said: "Boy, take this seat out of the house, and when this seat is happy, maybe I will appoint you a few tricks to make you the number one master in the world!"
Zhou Heng smiled, but shook his head and said, "Tell me where you come from, and I'll think about it again!"
"What, you stinky boy dare to threaten this seat?" The black donkey was suddenly furious, his front hooves supported the ground, and his two hind legs kicked towards Zhou Heng.
"Dead black donkey, it's really despicable and shameless!" Zhou Heng hurriedly dodged, and was almost kicked in the chest, and he slashed back with a sword, forcing the black donkey to retreat.
"No, I'm teaching you with good intentions!" said the black donkey, who was very old-skinned and nonchalant.
In the face of this black donkey who took shamelessness as glory, Zhou Heng had nothing to say at all, but he just danced the sword light even more violently.
"Stop!" cried the black donkey, "I don't have time to bother with you!"
Zhou Heng also knew that he couldn't help this donkey who was flying fast when he saw the opportunity, so he immediately put away his attack, but he didn't expect this black donkey to be extremely sinister, and he kicked it over with another hoof.
"You cheap donkey!"