Chapter 700: A Lot of Family
Uncle Wan's words made the aunts all moved, and they walked out of the door one after another, and the smell on their bodies smelled very combative.
"Brother Wan......" Seeing that everyone was gone, Brother Gu Yu slowly stepped forward, "You said that you used to often form a team, and this is the kind of team you ......?" ”
Sister Siwei also frowned, and asked, "Brother Wan, what did you do before?" ”
"Neither of you are stupid, you should be able to tell." Uncle Wan smiled, "I used to be the 'big head' of the family, and my 'family' is all over the world. ”
"You're in a pyramid scheme." Sister Siwei said in a deep voice, "Are you going to brainwash us?" ”
"No, no, no, no." Uncle Wan kept shaking his head at Brother Gu Yu and Sister Siwei, "You really think highly of me, do you know Mrs. Jiang?" ”
"Mrs. Jiang?"
"If you want to brainwash each other, you have to have prerequisites." Uncle Wan stretched out two fingers, "First, the other party must have "pain points", and second, the other party must not be too smart. At best, you two have "pain points", but you're too smart to be brainwashed by me. Therefore, the so-called "brainwashing" has always been taken by the wishers, how can we who do pyramid schemes be so godly? ”
Brother Gu Yu narrowed his eyes: "Since you know that the two of us will not be fooled, then what do you want to do by telling those people your routine in front of the two of us?" ”
"You've also discovered that the Fragrance Maker not only has superpowers, but can even preserve memories." Uncle Wan said, "So the key to escaping from here is the 'Fragrance Person', and when we gather enough 'Fragrance Person', not to mention the tens of thousands of 'Jade', we may be able to fight against the administrators here." So the top priority is to pull people, and we need many, many people. ”
"Where can it be so easy to ......?" Sister Siwei said, "Do you think there are very few smart people here? ”
"That's what you don't understand." Uncle Wan shook his head, "This question happens to be my area of expertise, I can tell you very responsibly, there will always be a minority of smart people in this world, and I can also tell you that in my previous "family", undergraduates accounted for a very large proportion, do you think they are stupid or smart?" ”
Brother Gu Yu and Sister Siwei glanced at each other, and no one was speechless.
"As I said...... There are not many "smart people" in this world, but there are many people who "think they are smart". Uncle Wan stepped forward and patted Gu Yu's brother on the shoulder, "Outside, everyone's "pain points" are "making money" and "getting ahead", as long as you can hold these two "pain points", sometimes smart people will become fools, and here, their "pain points" are "escape" and "live", which is essentially no difference. ”
Sometimes adults say things that are so profound that it's hard for me to understand. But for some reason, I can understand what Uncle Wan said today.
He said that as long as everyone tries to find people from outside to come over and become a family, they can not only get food, but also those small stones.
Seeing that Brother Gu Yu and Sister Siwei didn't speak, Uncle Wan said again: "The reason why I told you all about it is because I also need help. ”
"But that's not reliable." Brother Gu Yu said, "There is no law in this place, but you want to establish "order" by yourself? ”
"So what?" Uncle Wan asked.
"Will they believe you?"
Uncle Wan shook his head after hearing this: "Xiao Gu, I didn't let them lose anything, I just wanted to win over the strong more." ”
After speaking, he pointed at me again: "Besides, we have this child here, not only did I not let them lose anything, but I will really give them some help, as for me...... To them I'm not a fraudster of this dead city at all, but a light of this dead city, you know? ”
Brother Gu Yu and Sister Siwei had solemn expressions, thinking about something.
"If you don't believe me, I can go, but I said that you are smart people, you should know how to get everyone together as quickly as possible, right?"
Brother Gu Yu and Sister Siwei agreed to Uncle Wan, but the smell of the two of them was different.
Brother Gu Yu smelled a lot of thoughts, he didn't really want to stay, he was still hesitant when he promised Uncle Wan.
And Sister Siwei exudes more worry.
From this day on, it seems that the atmosphere here has really changed.
I never expected there to be so many people in this city.
When the aunts came back in the evening, each of them brought seven or eight new family members with them.
When these people heard that not only food was distributed, but even superpowers could be given to them, they all came in with the smell of suspicion, and the supermarket was instantly crowded with people.
I sat in the corner with Brother Gu Yu and Sister Siwei, looking at the bustling people, and I didn't know what to do for a while.
Gu Yu ...... I think Brother Wan is right. Sister Siwei said with some disappointment, "There are indeed a few smart people in this world. ”
"Yes." Brother Gu Yu nodded, "Usually everyone who is fooled feels that they are not fooled. ”
Uncle Wan first calmed everyone's emotions, and then re-told everyone what he had said during the day, but after changing the rules, it seemed that even he did not expect so many people to come.
He told everyone that those who join the family now are called "patriarchs", so everyone can not only enter for free, but also continue to earn food and "jade" in the future.
Because from tomorrow, all those who join must pay ten "jade".
This is everyone's "entrance fee", as long as you pay ten "jade", everyone is a family, and everything must take care of each other in the future.
Uncle Wan asked all the newcomers to stand in line, and then came to me one by one to let me smell it, but after I had finished smelling the smell of these dozens of people, he shook his head silently.
No one has that fragrance on their bodies, in fact, they are not the only ones, and there seems to be no one in this supermarket except me who has the fragrance on them.
Uncle Wan asked those people to wait at a distance, and then pulled me into another room, and Sister Siwei was not at ease and immediately followed.
"...... None of them? Uncle Wan asked me in a whisper.
I nodded.
"You're not going to lie to me, are you......?" His eyes grew terrified again.
I hid behind my sister, who spoke up for me and said, "What's the need for a hero to lie to you?" It doesn't make any sense for him to do that. ”
Fortunately, there is a sister here, she can always change Uncle Wan's smell with a single word.
But this time the situation seemed to be more serious than before, and the smell of his anger had just dissipated, and soon resurfaced.
"Isn't that the fucking end of me?" Uncle Wan said, "Isn't what I just said all a fart?" Now there is not a single "fragrancer" in the house, only this little kid himself! None of the people present can get any food, how do you want those people to believe me?! ”
The more he spoke, the closer he became, Sister Siwei immediately blocked in front of me when she saw this, stretched out her hand and gently pushed him away.
"Brother Wan, you said that it is your field of expertise, so it should be you who find a way to solve it."