Chapter 816: Snake Killer
Qi Xia thought back to the situation just now.
Chen Junnan was suddenly full of sadness at a certain moment, but if it was really the earth snake who used some tricks, how could the rest of the people be fine?
Although Chen Junnan was in charge of talking to the ground snake, he also said two words to him, it shouldn't be "hearing the sound", is it touching the other party?
When the ground snake was about to hang himself, Chen Junnan stretched out his hand and grabbed him, if he really wanted to be hit, I am afraid this was the opportunity.
"I'll touch him less later." Qi Xia said, "I'll ask a few questions, and after asking them, we'll go back to the 'Heaven's Mouth', and if we stay for a long time, it is estimated that something will happen." ”
"Okay......" Chen Junnan nodded, "I won't participate in this old boy's game today, right?" ”
"It depends."
Qi Xia led the three of them to push the door in, and found that this was indeed a bookstore, but there were no books on the shelves, and at most a few pieces of waste paper.
The ground snake didn't look back at the four people behind him, and after entering the bookstore, he walked through a door on his own.
Several people followed him inside, and found that the bookstore had a small living room, which in the real world should be used for book signings.
The interior of the living room was lined with chairs, and a large number of books were stacked in the corners of the room.
"Sit down, several." The earth snake said, "I lost my temper just now, just ask any questions." ”
"Can you ask anything?" Chen Junnan confirmed.
"Yes, you can ask anything, but I don't have to."
The earth snake dragged a chair and placed it behind him, sat down gracefully, and then raised Erlang's legs.
Qi Xia sat down unceremoniously, and several people around him also sat around him, and the four of them sat facing each other with the Earth Snake, which really looked like a press conference.
"What exactly is a "mutual aid society"?" Qi Xia asked.
"Well......" The snake thought for a while, and replied, "Theoretically, you shouldn't explain the situation to you without an introducer, but you just saw my ugly appearance, and I told you what the Mutual Aid Association is, and you keep it a secret from me about hanging myself, right?" ”
"It's kind of interesting." Qi Xia said, "That ugliness is what you have to show yourself, but now it has become a bargaining chip to talk to us?" ”
"Huh." The earth snake glanced at Qi Xia with a polite and somewhat contemptuous look, and said, "People live in the world, so naturally they want to do whatever they want to do immediately, how awkward is it to take care of the head and tail?" I just wanted to hang myself, and now I want you to keep it a secret, these are two different things, and there is no context. ”
Chen Junnan frowned and said, "Your thinking is quite transparent." ”
"That's it." The Earth Snake nodded, "I'm very spontaneous. ”
"Deal." Qi Xia said, "But my problem is not only the 'Mutual Aid Association', what chips are you going to make us come up with when the time comes?" ”
"It doesn't matter." The ground snake shook his head and said, "I look at the mood, if the conversation is good, it is possible to answer for free." ”
"Okay." Qi Xia agreed, "Then let's talk about the Mutual Aid Association first." ”
"Mutual Aid Society...... It's everyone sitting together and sharing their sufferings with each other, and then others are comforting, and I'm the host. "Have you seen this kind of organization anywhere else?" ”
"This thing ......" Chen Junnan frowned, "I often see it in foreign movies, we don't popular here, right?" ”
"That's, that's." The earth snake nodded, reached out and touched his white forehead, "But there are really no activities that can decompress in this kind of ghost place, so I established this organization, but I didn't expect the response to be good." ”
"I don't really understand." Qi Xia said, "This is the first time I've heard of the establishment of an organization by the "Zodiac", and it is still a public welfare organization, do you have any purpose? ”
"As for the purpose...... said the serpent, "and you should understand it as soon as I say it." ”
Everyone waited for him to tell the story, thinking that they could solve their doubts, but they didn't expect his answer to be unexpected again.
"I set up the Mutual Aid Society to laugh at these people." The ground snake's eyes slowly widened, and its mouth grinned to its cheeks, "Ouch, who knew I could become bigger and stronger...... More and more customers? ”
"Laughing?" Qiao Jiajin was stunned for a moment, "You created an organization alone just to ridicule the "participants"? ”
"Yes, that's right." The Earth Snake nodded, and asked with a serious face, "Reasonable, right?" ”
"Reasonable, your mother." Qiao Jiajin said with a puzzled face, "What kind of psychology are you?" ”
"Because no one in this world wants other people to have a good life!" The Earth Serpent said confidently, "Do you want to see everyone around you mix better than you?" ”
"What's not to be afraid of?" Qiao Jiajin retorted, "If you are unwilling, you should work harder, what is the ability to laugh at others for not doing well?" ”
"You think I want to?!" The ground snake said, "Every time I enter Weibo and the circle of friends late at night, I can see who has earned tens of thousands of dollars this month, who has traveled abroad, and who has eaten hundreds of meals per capita...... Aren't these people sending these things out to prove that "I'm better off than you"? Don't you want them to die? ”
"Then don't go into those two stores!" Qiao Jiajin said, "There will always be such people, what do you care about them?" ”
"Two or two stores?" The ground snake was slightly stunned.
"That's right, if these two stores don't work, you can go somewhere else!" Qiao Jiajin said, "To practice boxing, to fitness, to make money, why do you have to enter these two stores?" ”
Chen Junnan and Qi Xia all stretched out their hands with embarrassed faces when they heard this, and grabbed Qiao Jiajin.
"Old Joe...... Wait, wait, wait...... Talk crookedly. Chen Junnan said, "I've never seen anyone talk crookedly and be so arrogant." ”
"Where's the talk?!" Qiao Jiajin didn't seem to agree with Chen Junnan's words, "Look at this snake, he is uncomfortable when others are doing well, and he is happy when he sees others uncomfortable, what a sad person is this?" ”
"Yes...... But it's a bit crooked...... Listen to me......"
Qi Xia chuckled when he heard this, and then nodded: "I don't think it's crooked, you can continue to talk." ”
"Old Qi, you ......"
Hearing Qi Xia's support, Qiao Jiajin's tone became tougher: "White-skinned snake, say it yourself, you go clubbing late every night, and you still have to complain that the people in the store are doing too well, how strong are you?" ”
The ground snake obviously felt a little big when he heard Qiao Jiajin's words: "I seem to be a little messy...... Are we talking about the same thing? ”
"Yes." Qiao Jiajin said seriously, "Lie to the minifigure and say yes." ”
Qi Xia shook his head helplessly, feeling that whether it was Qiao Jiajin or Chen Junnan, they seemed to be snake killers.