Chapter 819: Do whatever you want
Thinking that if they didn't pull them apart, they would really sit on the ground and cry bitterly, Qi Xia could only step forward and pull the two away.
Qin Dingdong pulled the sad-looking two to the chair and sat down, allowing the two of them to relieve their mood.
"It's okay to hang yourself." Qi Xia said to the ground snake, "I'll help you, hang a little tighter, and you can better experience the "NDE". ”
"Yes, you can." The earth snake nodded, "You are the only one who can touch me, so if it's troublesome, remember not to tie the knot, otherwise I will really die." ”
"Don't worry, since I helped you hang yourself, I definitely can't let you die."
"Yes, yes, yes, how can you hang yourself."
Seeing two people go out with ropes, the three people in the house were stunned.
Qiao Jiajin and Chen Junnan had already recovered their mood, but their faces were even more puzzled.
"That ......" Qiao Jiajin turned his head to look at Chen Junnan, "Should we help or stop at this time......?" I can't hear ...... a little."
Chen Junnan shook his head with a smile after hearing this: "I really envy this kind of two-way illness." ”
After hearing this, Qin Dingdong flew up and kicked at Chen Junnan again, but Chen Junnan was neatly dodged.
The three of them waited boredly in the house for Qi Xia and the earth snake to hang themselves.
Chen Junnan couldn't sit still at all, and after waiting for less than a minute, he got up and wandered around the room.
He walked to the corner of the room, looked at the books piled up in the corner, and found them interesting.
The four corners are different themes, the books in the northwest corner are all sad masterpieces, "Liang Zhu", "Alive", "Camel Xiangzi" and other familiar works are all listed, the northeast corner is all funny works, and there are even four-panel comics, and the remaining southeast corner and southwest corner, a large number of popular science books are piled up, and the other is full of psychology books.
It's just that all the books look very old, as if they have been turned over countless times.
"I'm a little curious about this old boy's game." Chen Junnan said, "What the hell is this? ”
Qin Dingdong followed Chen Junnan's gaze and said, "I think the 'book' is the rarest treasure in this ghost place. ”
"How?"
"There is no entertainment in this ghost place, and at such times, "books" can ensure that humans do not go crazy." Qin Dingdong replied, "Wei Yang told me that as long as we can read books all the time, that knowledge will become our flesh and blood, and become a part of our body, even if we lose our memories one day, we will still remember those contents subconsciously." ”
Chen Junnan and Qiao Jiajin glanced at each other, they had also heard Wei Yang's theory, and Qi Xia seemed to be implementing this set of theories.
"But people like me ......," Chen Junnan said, "Even if I read a book, I just watch a lively one, and if I can read like Lao Qi, my master has already had a master's degree." ”
"Hey." Chen Junnan's words directly spoke to Qiao Jiajin's heart, "When I was a child, when I was a child, my favorite thing to read was the pictures in the book!" ”
"Who the isn't?" Chen Junnan also smiled, "I also painted a villain on Du Fu's face. ”
"Great disrespect, great disrespect." Qiao Jiajin smiled, "Next time I draw foreign devils." ”
"No next time." Chen Junnan said, "Who still goes to school after graduation?" ”
Seeing the two of them chatting with each other, Qin Dingdong sighed helplessly: "If only the two of you could have half of the hard work of your classmates." ”
Chen Junnan shook his head: "It's because I know that no matter how long it takes, I can't catch up with Lao Qi, so I'm not ready to catch up with him at all." Just follow him. Naturally, I can shine in other directions. ”
At this moment, the two who went to hang themselves walked back, and it seemed that Qi Xia's rope was indeed tied very tightly, and the ground snake retched as he walked into the house.
Qi Xia kept reaching out and patting the back of the ground snake: "Didn't you say that the snake's neck is not a weakness?" Why can't you stand this? ”
"Stinky boy......" the Earth Snake said retching, "You almost strangled a 'Ground Level' just now...... You're crazy?! What the hell are you here? ”
"If you hadn't called out my name in the first place, I would definitely strangle you here, after all, strangling a 'ground level' is no small achievement." Qi Xia said, "Because I tie the knot with your backhand, you can't untie it with your backhand, so you should thank me for my mercy." ”
"Good...... Stinky Boy ......" The ground snake coughed a few more times, "After knowing my ability, no one dared to touch me for many years......"
Chen Junnan felt uncomfortable after hearing the mouth fetish of this snake: "You don't sound very old, and you still call Lao Qi a "stinky boy"? What's wrong? ”
"Do you look old?" The earth snake asked rhetorically, "Didn't you call yourself 'Master'?" What's the difference? ”
"What the do you care?" Chen Junnan said, "I was born to fucking yang, who is like you dark snake?" ”
"So what do you care about me?!" "I'm born to be dark, and I love to be a stinky boy, I like it, what can you do with me?" ”
"What the are you ......" Chen Junnan frowned and said, "Okay, you can call it whatever you like, but isn't this hanging you want to go to?" Now I still complain that the rope of Shang Lao Qi is tied tightly. ”
The earth snake nodded calmly and said, "I just wanted to hang myself, and I just want to blame him now." I can do whatever I want, how old are you, you care about me? ”
"Master really wants to give you snakeskin."
The two quarreled instantly, and Qi Xia pulled the ground snake aside and sat down.
"Anyway, you don't have to worry about me." The earth snake calmed his breath and said, "My credo in life is 'not to be perfect, but to do what you want'. ”
"Huh!" Chen Junnan sneered, "The creed of the master's life is to get to the ...... by car"
"Who the asked you!" Qin Dingdong kicked Chen Junnan again and interrupted him, "What about the two of you introducing yourself here?" ”
"Master just can't be angry." Chen Junnan said, "Old Qi! Is this kid really the person you're looking for? ”
Qi Xia didn't answer, just looked down at the earth snake who was still apprehensive, and then asked, "Are you the person I'm looking for?" ”
The earth snake's golden eyes rolled, and he said, "It depends on my mood...... I said I could do whatever I wanted...... If I'm in a bad mood, I might not even remember who you are......"
"I've heard enough of that." Qi Xia said, "You don't need to think about it now, I will think about it." You don't need to think about whether you want to or not, you just need to tell me if you want to do it or not. ”
"...... you?" The earth snake was stunned, "What do you want me to do?" ”
"Do what I once asked you to do." Qi Xia said, "I can tolerate you doing whatever you want all the time, but if you dare to do whatever you want now, I will let you get off the ship." ”