Chapter 164
Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian's wedding is about to be held, Xu Xian only has her sister and brother-in-law as elders, and the white lady has "no parents". Bo Fu was ready to see their jokes, but at the moment he was scratching his head in the house he had bought.
The reason is that Bo Fu has nothing to do, and he used spells to make a few model villains - they can move, and they are scattered around to fight and play, but they were seen by the little girl Qiu Niang, and curiously took a villain to play.
Bo Fu was thinking about how to deal with this little girl, whether to swallow it directly or take the trouble to erase her memories and let her go, but finally came to a conclusion, "Qiu Niang, do you want to learn spells?"
"Yes, sir, will you teach me?"
Bo Fu smiled and took out a book and threw it to Qiu Niang, "Do you know how to read......?" Isn't your family poor? Oh, it turns out that your father was a scholar, and he was sick and ruined. Okay, let's take it and learn it. "What he gave Qiu Niang was the cultivation technique of Momen using strange objects and props in the past, and it took him a few hundred years to reach the level that other people's Daomen had reached in a few decades, but the variety of various magic weapons and props was beyond the reach of Taoist priests.
Bo Fu has been bored these days, and casually instructed Qiu Niang to cultivate, "This little girl is a brain and eye. ”
Finally, Xu Xian and the White Lady held a wedding, and Bo Fu pretended to be a guest to enter - anyway, there were many people in the alley near Xu Xian's house, and his brother-in-law Li Gongfu was also a lively drunkard with a wide range of friends. Besides, Bai Suzhen has only seen the appearance of Bo Fu monsters, and as for the true form of Bo Fu or the human form, he has never seen it...... Moreover, have you ever seen a bride running out to toast?
Bo Fu mixed up eating and drinking at the banquet, anyway, Xiaoqing, the maid of the White Lady, would steal money...... It's just that it has affected Li Gongfu's ass. However, Bo Fu had a good conversation with Li Gongfu, and the two guys ate as if pouring water, Li Gongfu was drunk to the ground, completely ignoring Xu Jiaorong's eyes that kept stabbing him, and was finally carried by Xu Jiaorong to the backyard with reasons such as "Xianggong, you are a little drunk, I will take you to sober up and ......". Bo Fu toasted and ate and drank, and the guests at the banquet didn't know whether this guy was a man or a woman's relative, anyway, they just needed to know that this guy was a big roadman.
The night is dark, the banquet has dispersed, and there is no Bo Fu in the haunted room. But this guy sneaked up on the roof, uncovered the tiles and began to peek. Anyway, he had already covered up his demonic aura, and as long as he wanted to, there were few people in the Three Realms who could see him on the roof.
Bo Fu pointed his hand, and suddenly looked down from him All the bed tents, the top of the bed and the like became one-way transparent, "Okay, let's start looking at the Living Spring Palace! Xu Xian, let you eat the first bowl of soup, hahaha I hope you can afford it, hahahaha ”
Bo Fu watched the swaying little brother Xu Xian walk into the cave room, and after all kinds of etiquette were cast, he began to peel off Bai Suzhen's clothes...... "Oh oh oh! Sister Zhao Yazhi!! is really !!!" Bo Fu shouted on the roof and no one could hear him, all he saw in his eyes was the flesh rolling together, "It's been an hour! Xu Xian! I can't see it!" Bo Fu exclaimed.
Six hours later, Xu Xian's face was pale and he had already lost his breath...... The white lady just woke up from the afterglow of the climax, "Official, what's wrong with you!!!!
Bo Fu laughed on the roof and almost rolled off the roof, "Ha Lu Ha What's more, your wife is still a snake spirit!!! ”
Not to mention Bo Fu laughing on the roof, Xiaoqing immediately rushed into the room after hearing Bai Suzhen's exclamation, "Sister, why did this Xu Xian die?
"Xiaoqing, you become an official first. Then let's go to the underworld to find the souls of the officials!"
Bo Fu laughed wildly and slipped away, "Great, you two stupid snakes go and do it, the bigger the better!"
Bo Fu went to the dungeon first, waiting for the show to begin. The White Lady and Xiaoqing hurried to the underworld soon after, looking for Xu Xian's soul. Finally, he found the soul of Xu Xian, who was a gangster, by the Santu River, but was about to take away the soul when he was discovered by the ghost.
"Well, that woman is not allowed to take the soul with her!" the bull-headed horse-faced and black-and-white impermanence arrived as soon as they received the report.
"Officials, this is the soul of my family's officials, and the destiny of heaven should not be extinguished. Please make it convenient for the concubine to take him back to Yang. ”
"The Mandate of Heaven is not over, jokes! The King of Hades wants people to die for the third watch, who dares to keep people until the fifth watch? When I go to my Yin Cao Difu, the destiny of heaven is extinct!" Hei Wuchang shouted categorically.
Bai Suzhen didn't say much, and rolled up her big sleeves and wanted to leave. Several ghosts were furious and came forward to fight, steel forks and mourning sticks flew together, and nail rakes danced with spirit flags. Bai Suzhen also took out the male yellow sword and fought with Xiaoqing with the bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence.
"It's really beautiful. But who dares to say, 'The king of Hades wants people to die in the third watch, and who dares to keep people until the fifth watch?' Lao Tzu launched a ruthless attack and swallowed you the king of Hades together!
Seeing that Bai Suzhen had gained the upper hand, the spells were even more frequently issued, so that the ghosts of the underworld couldn't raise their heads, "Stop! Your spell is the vein of the old mother of Lishan?" Bai Wuchang stopped his colleagues after recognizing Bai Suzhen's spell.
Bai Suzhen didn't speak, Bai Wuchang pulled Black Impermanence and Niu Tou Ma Mian and said in private: "This banshee uses the spell of the old mother of Lishan, and it is not something we can match. Besides, this matter is not something we can do at all, and we can't say that the king of Hades and the old mother of Lishan will not necessarily give the king of Hades a face...... We still don't see it. ”
"It's extreme, it's extreme, I'll just don't see it. Ma Mian immediately responded, and Niu Tou and Hei Impermanence looked at each other and nodded.
"Today's event, I have not come. Do you think it's good?" Bai Wuchang said.
"Thank you to a few officials, I will definitely report it in the future. ”
"It's just that the soul of your official seems to be damaged, so I'm afraid you won't be able to return to Yang if you bring it back like this. "Since they are all about to be released, you might as well sell another good Bai Wuchang said.
"Please also ask the official for advice. "The white lady is anxious about Xu Xian's return to Yang.
"I know that there are nine kinds of Ganoderma lucidum in Yaochi, which can replenish the spirit and return to the yang, if it can be collected and fed to the flesh, and then the soul can be saved. Bai Wuchang said, and by the way, he gave Bai Suzhen a trick - anyway, what he said was the truth.
Not to mention that Bai Suzhen hurriedly turned around to go to the South Heavenly Gate, Bo Fu turned around directly and walked towards the Yama Hall with the appearance of a monster. Along the way, he did not hide his figure at all, but walked on the Huangquan Road with a ghost halberd, and the demonic spirit was stimulated along the way, and the resentful ghosts and wild ghosts were agitated by the demonic spirit and fled in all directions.
King Yama saw the monstrous demonic aura outside the hall, and before he could ask which demon king it was, he saw a hideous and terrifying monster that looked like a strange bird entering the main hall. Bo Fu didn't talk much nonsense, he thrust the halberd into the ground, pulled out his fist and hit it, and in an instant, everyone in the Yama Hall fell unconscious to the ground, with a blue nose and swollen face. Bo Fu smashed all the furniture in the main hall, and by the way, he smashed the sign of the Yama Hall outside and turned around and walked away.
"Amitabha. A golden light enveloped the Yama Palace, and immediately pressed towards Bo Fu. "It turned out to be the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth, and the Tao is higher than Guanyin, okay, you can roll after greeting and fighting!" Bo Fu blasted away the golden light with a punch, and then slashed the upside-down ghost halberd, turning into golden light and leaving.
Jizo King Bodhisattva looked at the lotus platform under the seat and was silent, a knife mark on the lotus platform was like a knife mark, cutting off the three-grade lotus, and the divine beast under the seat "Di Ting" also shrank into a ball and did not dare to speak, "Amitabha, good, good." "In the end, the King of the Earth Bodhisattva is just a Buddha name.