Seventy-fourth, you're not dead

"Give me the secret of prophecy. Ermao said: "In this way, we can help you catch the devil!"

"This.... Hades hesitated.

"What, what's the difficulty?" said Ermao Zhilu, he was prevaricating.

"Don't hide it from your brother," said Hades with a very embarrassed look, "There is indeed a problem here!"

"What's the difficulty?" Ermao said: "We talked about it when we first broke through, you can't go back!"

"No regrets!

"Then why don't you give it to me?" Ermao began to doubt his sincerity.

"It's ....... ”

"Piggy, let's go!" Ermao deliberately put on a look of wanting to leave.

"Don't don't, don't!" Hades really couldn't hold back the scare, and hurriedly stopped the two of them and said, "Brother, there is something to discuss, it's good to discuss!" He said while thinking: "You see if this will work, shut it up! There is no need to break in, and after you catch the devil, how about I personally present the prophecy secret with both hands?"

"No!" Ermao said very simply.

"Then big brother, I can't help it!" Hades pretended to be helpless.

"What do you mean by my brother?" Ermao said: "The devil who escaped is not caught!"

Hades was silent.

"Pig, pig, go!" Ermao pretended to be. Lead the pig pig or go.

"Oh, hey, don't go, don't go!" King Hades stopped Ermao and said, "I haven't eaten this celebration banquet yet!"

"If you can't get the prophecy secret, what kind of celebration banquet will you eat?" Ermao said: "Our two masters will smash your eighteen levels of hell first, and then talk about getting the secrets." ”

"Don't, don't, we have something to discuss, let's discuss it again. ”

"Let's discuss it again?" Ermao and the king of Hades said hahaha.

"Counsel and counsel. "Lord Yama is very helpless. Pour a cup of tea for Ermao in person.

"What's the Counselling Law?"

"Do you think this is good?" said Hades, "can you take back this prophecy secret note, or destroy the one hundred and eight demons who have escaped?" Would you like to come back and get it again?"

"No!" Ermao was very unhappy: "If you want to do it, why wait until now." ”

"But ......!" Hades stopped talking, looking very embarrassed.

"But what?" Ermao couldn't get used to the fake face of the king of Hades.

"But, this book is not yet born!" "Hades, I'm also helpless!

"What are you for?" Ermao was of course puzzled.

"There are days for everything. The judge came over and said, "What the king of Hades said is true, this book of heaven is indeed not yet the time when it was born!"

"Ao?" Ermao suddenly became curious: "According to what you say, what will happen if it is born early?"

"If it is born early," the judge said, "it will inevitably lead to chaos in the Three Realms, and of course, it will be the common people of the world who will suffer the most!"

In fact, in the basement of Chen Baohua's old mansion, Chen Baohua had already told him that there was time for the Book of Heaven to be born. If it is born early due to artificial reasons, it is very likely to lead to chaos in the Three Realms. The reason why he asked this was actually to ask knowingly, and it was just that his pure heart was difficult to be embarrassed for the king of Hades.

"Even so. Ermao deliberately said loudly: "I'll store the Book of Heaven with you first, and I'll come back to get the one hundred and eight big devils back!"

"That's the best!" Hades rejoiced.

"But... ”

"But what?" Hades jumped again.

"You're going to keep it for me. ”

"Yes, definitely. ”

"Don't let the rats bite. ”

"Definitely!

"You can't let the bugs eat it. ”

"That's that!" Hades was so pitiful, like a follower in front of Ermao.

"That's good! Master, no, brother, I'm going!"

"Hey!" Hades hurriedly stopped and said, "I haven't eaten the wine yet." I haven't bowed yet! Why do you really say go?"

"Forget it, let's talk about it later!"

"Hey!" the judge stopped and said, "Your Royal Highness Hades gave you a celebration wine, how can you leave without eating or drinking? Besides, how big is the matter of worshipping Hades, how can you not give Hades face? Do you know how many people in this world want to climb the Hades but can't climb the Hades!"

"It's too!" Ermao touched his scalp and said, "Then eat it and go?"

"Eat it and go!"

"Say goodbye and leave?"

"Say goodbye and go!"

"That's good!" Ermao said: "Say goodbye, worship! ”

"Good, good!" the judge instructed, "put the incense on the table." His Royal Highness the King of Hades wants to worship the Ermao brothers!"

The incense case was placed, the judge lit three sticks of incense, and the king of Hades and Ermao knelt in front of the incense case. The king of Hades and Ermao said in unison: "The sky and the earth are proof." I, Hades!"

"Me. I'm Wu Xin!"

When Ermao heard this name, he scolded in his heart: "Damn." Wu Xin! Just by hearing this name, you know that Lu Dao is a bear man with no credit. "But that's just a momentary thought, and you can't put it on your face. Immediately took the words of the king of Hades and said in unison: I, Cheng Yaotong, are brothers here! We share difficulties and blessings, and do not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month and month of the same year! If you violate your oath, you will not be able to die well if you are hit by thunder!" Hades said, "I am 3,600 years old this year, and I was born on the day of Xin Si in the year of Xin Si!"

"I'm twenty-five years old, and I don't know what to do. ”

"Then I'm the big brother!"

"I'm the little brother!" Ermao hugged his fists and bowed: "The little brother pays homage to the eldest brother!"

"Brother, big brother is also polite!"

"Oh, big brother!" Ermao said, "Brother, I can't stand it!"

After the worship ceremony was over, the king of Hades called all the servants on duty in hell over to pay homage to the second master! All the minions of hell were not left to hula and kneel down in a large area, and the mountain called the second master Chitose! Oops, this dizziness! fluttering is almost untenable.

The two walked hand in hand into the celebration banquet. After a heart-sipping drink, Hades said, "Brother, what is the other request you said before? Say it! Brother, you can agree to any conditions!"

"I haven't thought about it yet, I'll mention it later, big brother, you remember, you owe me a request!"

"Okay!" King Hades said briskly: "Brother, I have written it down, when the time comes, you just have to mention it, and the eldest brother will agree." ”

"Okay! The two high-fived as an oath.

"Hey!" Ermao is so happy! I thought to myself, you have been fooled by the old man of Hades, and there will be a young master who will have fun with you in the future. ”

So far, Ermao's wish is half completed. The next step is to return to the yang world.

After passing the Two Realms Mountain, you have come to the Yang Realm.

The night is vast, the stars are twinkling, and the land of China is silent .......

A gust of gentle breeze blew on his face, making Ermao suddenly feel a whim, and homesickness spontaneously ......!

In fact, Ermao has always been worried about Brother Zhang Shan in his heart! I don't know if Brother Zhang Shan has returned to the yang world. I don't know how long it took in this dark hell? Finally, he came back, and his heart was so happy! What made Ermao most overjoyed was the longevity contract he signed with the king of Hades.

So, where is the way home? Ermao remembers that when he came to hell, he set off from under the big locust tree, and he also put a fart under the big locust tree as a mark, and I don't know if the fart was blown away by the wind.

As long as you find the big locust tree, you will find a home. It's good to go home! However, it is not easy to find that big locust tree in the vast world! Ermao began to worry!

"What's so hard about finding the big locust tree!" said Piggy, "I'll take you!"

"Ha Luha! How can I forget your special abilities! As long as this is the past, there is no one in the world who does not know the way. ”

"Let's go!" Pig Pig and Ermao traveled back from the time tunnel, and in the blink of an eye, they had reached the bottom of the big locust tree.

"Woo woo!" a faint groan came from under the locust tree. Ermao was taken aback: "Who is crying in the middle of the night!?" walked around the big locust tree and found that it was Zhang He's .......

"Zhang He, why are you crying?"

"You, you, you!" Zhang He was startled, thinking that he was alive, so he hugged his head and ran .......

"What are you running?" Ermao reached out and grabbed Zhang He.

"He's taking you for a ghost!" said Piggy.

"Ahh

"Are you a human or a ghost?" asked Zhang He boldly.

"Fuck you, I'm dead?!" Ermao was shocked.

Zhang He cried and said, "You accompanied Brother Zhang Shan to die, and you also brought the little piggy with you..." ”

"Big brother didn't come back?"

"Are you a human or a ghost?" Zhang He asked without answering.

"Fuck! Of course I'm human!" Ermao was about to hurry.

"You're not dead, are you real? You told me to twist. Zhang He twisted Ermao's arm vigorously as he spoke.

"Hey!" Ermao shouted: "You light, feelings are not your flesh!"

"It's really you!" Zhang He shouted happily, "Are you back?"

"Ahh ”

"Where's Brother Zhang Shan?"

"He's back, too!"

Zhang He was very happy and shouted: "Ermao, Brother Zhang Shan and Little Piggy are back......." (To be continued......)