Chapter Fifty-Nine: The Scumbag Looks Together
The bustling streets are full of pedestrians, all kinds of vendors are setting up stalls and shouting desperately, and occasionally a luxurious sedan chair and a snow-white high-headed horse attract passers-by to look at them and be full of envy.
At this time, Liu Shanghe was wandering around the street empty-handed. This old man is very playful, looking at this bullet, looking at that and touching it, two hours have passed, Liu Shang doesn't know if he is here to go shopping or looking for someone!
"Senior, are you sure that Xiangfengzi's predecessor is here?" Liu Shang couldn't help but remind when he saw that his hands were empty.
"Brother Liu, don't worry, I know very well what virtues that old boy has! Walk a little further, at the gate of Yihong Courtyard in front, he will definitely set up a stall there!" In the past two days, Liu Shang and Empty have become familiar with each other, and Empty Empty no longer calls him a kid, it's time to be an old brother.
Liu Shang listened to the empty words, and almost stumbled. Xiang Fengzi is the first hexagram master of the Three Realms, although it is not uncommon to hide in the city, but to set up a stall in the wind and dust area, it seems a little shocking to the world.
After walking for a while, empty-handed and Liu Shang saw a sloppy Taoist priest with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks in front of a red building at the corner of the street, and the Taoist priest was Xiangfengzi. In his hand he held a banner with a couplet, which was quite interesting, and it read:
The upper link is, and the calculation before and after the calculation is calculated.
The next link is, and the fate is fate.
The horizontal batch is, it is a fate.
Although there were some other mouths when I read it just now, I could read it and read it, and Liu Shang's heart throbbed. He seemed to have caught something, but there was nothing. Liu Shang suddenly looked at the first two words of the upper and lower couplets, and said involuntarily in his mouth:
"The front counts the fate, the back counts the fate, and the fate is a fate!"
Listening to Liu Shang's reading empty-handed, he sighed and said, "Yes, life is like this." The front is fate, and the back is fate, but when I look at it the most, I can't help but wonder, is it fate, or is it calculating fate?"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, after all, it's still the word fate! Xiangfengzi's predecessor is really a person of great wisdom!"
He smiled disdainfully and said: "He is a great wisdom? I don't know where he copied a couplet, showing it around all day long, and he is also known as Mr. Yuan, and the little old man thinks he is showing off!"
"That's how wise and foolish it is, isn't it?"
He curled his beard and pigtails empty-handed, shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "I hope you will think like this in the future!"
Empty-handed and Liu Shangzheng were about to come forward to say hello, but they saw a customer coming from Xiangfengzi, so the two listened from a distance.
The client, a middle-aged woman, seemed to be impressed by Xiangfengzi's physiognomy, happily gave him a piece of silver, and then left step by step.
When Liu Shang was about to praise his superb skills to the empty hands around him, something almost happened that made Liu Shangshan's jaw drop!
The two dusty women with heavy makeup who welcomed guests outside the Red Mansion saw that Xiang Fengzi had a silver coin, and pushed him into the building one by one, and Xiang Fengzi was full of enjoyment, and his hands also rubbed oil on the two dusty women from time to time, causing them to laugh, that look is obviously not the first time!
Liu Shang swallowed his saliva and muttered in a low voice: "The seniors should be acting on the spot, go in and have a drink, right?"
The empty hands became more and more disdainful, "Do a show on the spot, have a drink?" Brother Liu, I think the two of us should go to the tavern opposite for a drink!"
Two hours later, Liu Shanghe saw Xiang Fengzi floating out of the Red Mansion with a toothpick in his mouth, obviously with an expression just after his voice, if Liu Shang didn't know in advance, he wouldn't have been able to attribute it to prostitutes or something!
Xiang Fengzi spit the toothpick in his mouth on the ground, put away the stall in front of the Red Mansion, glanced at Liu Shang and his empty hands, and walked towards them gracefully. ...,
Chewing a few peanuts empty-handed, he asked, "How is it, do you still think that this old thing is a person of great wisdom?" Let me tell you, this old thing is purely a scumbag except for palmistry!"
"Empty-handed, you old shameless person, you say bad things about the master behind your back every day, and you don't care about you anymore!" At the end, he shouted to the work below: "Xiao Er, bring two roast chickens to the Taoist master, and add a pot of bamboo leaf green, all of which will be counted on the short old man on the second floor!"
slapped the table empty-handed, and yelled at Xiangfengzi, who had already come up: "Old shameless, who are you scolding?"
"Naturally, I scolded you!" Xiang Fengzi stared at the empty hand, and then found that he was scolded back, and broke a mouthful of spit, "Phew, you are an old shameless person!"
Probably feeling a loss, Xiang Fengzi directly threw the banner to the ground, snatched the plate of peanuts in front of him empty, grabbed a handful and threw it into his mouth.
"I've seen Xiangfengzi's seniors!" Liu Shang got up and said with his fists clenched.
Xiang Fengzi nodded, grabbed the wine jug in front of the table and poured it, "You kid is a wonderful!"
"The seniors have won the prize. ”
"It's a fart to pass the award! I said it's a wonder that you can look like this as a monster, what kind of award do you get?"
Liu Shang shook his head and smiled bitterly, "I heard that the seniors with empty hands said that your name is considered to be Mr. Yuan, maybe this is a fate, right?"
"You kid has some wisdom. Xiang Fengzi nodded, then looked at the empty hand, and said: "The empty hand, do you really plan to let the Xuantian tortoise shell be found? I helped you calculate it back then, and your calamity is probably related to that matter, if you are safe and sound, on the contrary, -"
Empty-handed interrupted Xiang Fengzi, "You don't have to persuade me, I have already thought about it, even if my soul is scattered, I will find my daughter!"
"Hey—wronged, wronged!" Xiang Fengzi sighed and took out an object from his arms, "This compass is the key in the tomb of the Xiangxiang Desolation, and when you get to the innermost, you let this kid's ferret enter through the birth gate, and then pull out the Xuantian tortoise shell." Remember, follow the compass and don't move!"
He nodded empty-handedly and glanced at Xiang Fengzi gratefully.
"You and I have been friends for a hundred years, and I don't know if it's to help you or harm you!, that's it, it's okay, it's a fate!" Xiang Fengzi drank all the wine in the pot, picked up the banner, glanced at Liu Shang and said, "Boy, send you two words!"
"Senior, please speak!"
"I want to ask where the goldfish is, or in the East and West Moon Lake. Go away with the five precepts of a hundred calamities, and cross the other side with the forest!" "Little Er, are Daoye's roast chicken and bamboo leaves already?"
Liu Shangyun looked at the back of Xiang Fengzi in the distance, is this a master or a layman?
He put the compass into his arms empty-handed, "Brother Liu, remember what the crazy man said, although he is a scumbag, he will never make fun of physiognomy!"
"Well, the juniors remember!"