The nineteenth round of Noda Sanji

Perhaps Yoshihiko Noda was busy with state affairs, and it was already ten o'clock in the night and Noda had not yet returned home.

Brother Leopard was lying on the floor waiting a little impatiently, and when he was bored, he got up barefoot to find water to drink. A glass of water had just been swallowed when he heard a car stop outside the door. He leaned against the window and saw clearly that the escort car was escorted by the current Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda.......

Brother Leopard hurriedly hid in the bathroom of Noda's house.

After a burst of doors opening, Noda's voice came from the door.

Brother Leopard didn't understand Japanese, so he couldn't understand what Noda was saying, so he could only hold his breath and wait.

The lights in the hall came on, and seeing that no one answered, Noda went straight to the ensuite bedroom, muttering something that seemed to be calling people's names. He went into the bedroom and looked around, but found no one, so he went to the closet and opened the closet, hung the suit in the closet, and turned around to find a pair of dirty leather shoes on the floor.

Noda was a little surprised, and he bent down to see that his shoes were smelling strongly. He felt indecent, pinched his nose and turned around to take out a piece of paper from the low cupboard, gently lifted his two leather shoes through the paper and ran to the door.

Brother Leopard, who was hiding in the bathroom, was at first surprised by Noda's expression, and was wondering why Noda was interested in his stinky shoes, when he saw him carrying his leather shoes to the door, and knew that he was going to throw away his stinky shoes.

"Put down Lao Tzu's shoes for Lao Tzu. With a loud shout, he almost knocked the unprepared Noda down. Instinctively looking for a sound, a mighty man approached with bare feet.

"You, your,?" Noda stammered in fright, but he spoke Chinese well.

"I said Noda, Noda," Brother Leopard pointed to the leather shoes in Noda's hand, stammered like Noda, "You, what are you doing with Lao Tzu's shoes, what are you going to do?"

"Your?" Noda was no longer afraid, after all, he was a politician of courage. He still pinched his nose with one hand, and with the other hand he brought his shoes to Brother Leopard.

"What's the matter, do you think Lao Tzu's shoes stink?" Brother Leopard suddenly snatched the shoes from Noda's hand, and dragged Noda to the ground with such force that he immediately dragged Noda to the ground.

Noda was frightened, but he quickly calmed down, and when he was about to get up, he was firmly stepped on his back by Brother Leopard's stinky feet.

Noda tried hard, but couldn't hold up .......

"I don't think it smells, right? I'll let you taste what stinky feet are today, Lao Tzu has been getting athlete's foot for the past two days! Come on! You lick Lao Tzu's feet. Brother Leopard said, taking his foot off Noda's back and placing it on Noda's mouth.

How could Noda just lick it, twisting his neck as high as he could, looking like he wanted to get up.

Brother Leopard deliberately couldn't get along with Noda today, and raised his foot and stepped on Noda's back.

Noda's fat belly was the ground, and he was a little out of breath.

"Brother, big brother spare your life!" Noda finally felt scared!

"Spare your life?" Brother Leopard put his feet on Noda's mouth again: "It's okay to spare your life, provided that you lick the foot gas off my feet first." ”

Noda looked at Brother Leopard's white and red feet that were a little molting, disgusted and disgusted, how could he just lick it, he had no choice but to stubbornly grit his teeth and hold his head.

"Don't lick it, right!" Brother Leopard, a stubborn species, has hit his head with fire: "It's easy to do if you don't lick, let's see who has screwed who today!"

"Big, brother, spare your life!" Noda was already weak, and he saw that he was having trouble breathing, and after a while, he had already suffocated his double eyelids into swollen eye bubbles.

"You, what are you, who, for, what, suffering, coercion?" Noda's tears fell.

"I'm crying, aren't you? I want to know who I am, right? Tell you, my name is Bao Tianzhu! A native of Qingdao, China, and all my brothers like to call me Brother Leopard!" Brother Leopard said, "Today, if you can open the window and cry to you Japanese people, I will spare you from licking your feet." ”

Brother Leopard relaxed and watched Noda's reaction.

"No," Noda finally caught his breath and said in a smooth and complete sentence: "I am the Prime Minister of the Empire of Japan, crying to the Japanese people, how can I have a good face?"

"You want face, right?" Brother Leopard became tepid again at the moment, and said in a tone similar to calm: "I'll save you this face, you can just lick my feet." ”

"According to you Chinese, you can kill! Don't be humiliated!" Noda suddenly became tough: "If you want to kill, you will kill!" I Noda is by no means ambiguous. "looks like he is going home, and he can't make Brother Leopard cry and laugh.

"Want to die?" Brother Leopard took his foot off Noda's back and paced...

Noda took the opportunity to get up, but Brother Leopard suddenly looked back, scared him like a docile dog and hurriedly fell down.

"It's not easy to die!" Brother Leopard suddenly became angry! Pulled out the Oriental knife on the wall and ran towards Noda: "Look at me slashing you with one sword!" A move slashed Huashan style, which frightened Noda and suddenly hugged his head and begged for mercy: "Grandpa Haohan spares his life! Grandpa Haohan spares his life.......!"

Brother Leopard is just playing a game with Noda, how can he really kill! The big knife was raised in the air and pretended to be angry.

"Grandpa Haohan spares his life! Grandpa Haohan spares his .......life!" Noda had no courage at all at this time.

"Cowardly!" Brother Leopard glanced at him with contempt, put down the Oriental sword, paced and said, "I will give you three paths to choose from, as long as you do one of them, I will spare you from death!"

"You say, you say. Noda was relieved, and when he saw that Brother Leopard was not looking at him, he quickly got up from the ground and ran to the telephone. God forbid! Noda couldn't wait to grab the telephone, the purpose of which was to call the police!

"Don't bother," Brother Leopard seemed to have eyes in the back of his head, "I already pinched all the telephone lines in your Prime Minister's Office when I came." ”

Noda, whose hand had not yet touched the telephone, had just ignited a glimmer of hope in his heart was extinguished by Brother Leopard. He sat on the ground in despair like a defeated chicken....

Brother Leopard walked over, sat on the coffee table and crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Do you want to know what three things I want you to do?"

Noda looked at the disgusting big stinky foot girl in front of him, and tilted his head to the side as much as possible: "You say!" Noda nodded with a compliment.

"First, I want you to acknowledge that the Diaoyu Islands belong to China, and sign them in writing. ”

Noda had already expected that his three things would not be easy, so he asked, "So, what about two, two?"

"Are these two?" Brother Leopard shook his feet in front of Noda and said, "Lick these feet." ”

Noda looked afraid: "Third, let's talk about the third." ”

"This is the third thing!" said Brother Leopard, standing up and pointing to the window, "It is the third thing that is easiest to do." ”

"You speak, you speak!" Noda seemed to see a glimmer of hope when he heard what Brother Leopard said.

"All you have to do is open the window and cry outside for half an hour, and that's it. ”

Noda sat down in frustration, speechless ......for a long time.

"Choose! I don't have time to work hard with you here!" Brother Leopard finally couldn't help it.

"Brother, I'm sorry!" Noda said almost pleadingly, "Do you still have a fourth?" ”

"Don't be ashamed!" Brother Leopard raised his hand and slapped him.

Noda wiped a handful of blood from his nostrils and said with a crying voice: "Brother! You forgive me! I really can't do anything! You want me to openly admit that the Diaoyu Islands belong to China, and you still want me to stop doing it? That's it! Shintaro Ishihara and Shinzo Abe are still looking for me all day long, shouting that I should step down and get out!"

"You grandma, there's no good thing in little Japan!" Brother Leopard slapped Noda several times in succession......

"Brother! You are right, Abe, none of them are good things!" Noda's head was beaten by Brother Leopard like a cargo man, but his body was like a bow: "Brother Leopard! Actually, you don't know what to do, all Japanese people understand the Diaoyu Islands, but they just pretend to be confused! If you want to use the Diaoyu Islands to make some political capital, the more the Japanese government is in the general election, the more people like to talk about the Chinese, in fact, little Japan is fucking all the way! Grandma's, even fucking His Majesty the Emperor is not a good thing, seeing that every election, the whole of Japan is attacking each other in a chaotic manner, and he doesn't stand up to say a word. ”

Noda cried like a girl: "Brother Leopard! You don't know how difficult it is for me to talk about it! Some people in the party think I'm a coward, and the right-wing forces are attacking me with a faction, Brother Leopard! Look at my face, some people who don't know how to say I am fat, but in fact I am a bloated body. When you look at me again, you don't know how to think that I have double eyelids and big eye bags, but in fact, I have swollen eye bubbles. These are all things that I'm anxious about, it's not easy for me to .......!"

Noda's mother-in-law complained like this, but Brother Leopard was moved with compassion, sighed and said, "Alas! So you are also strange and pitiful, I originally thought that all of Japan belonged to you as the worst! But I never thought that there was someone worse than you!"

"Yes, yes, Brother Leopard! Abe, Koizumi, and Ishihara, they are all worse than me, much worse, and they are almost bad and breathable. Noda pointed out the window and said, "Brother Leopard, you go and clean up the two thieves of Abe and Ishihara, kill them, scrape them, boil them, and steam them so that they can't die well! Her sister, I'm going to lose a lot of my mother these days!" Noda's words were full of resentment and hatred for Shinzo Abe and Shintaro Ishihara.

"You told me to clean them up?" said Leopard looked at Noda with a puzzled look.

"Ah, clean them up! Pack them all up, and leave not a single right-winger behind. Noda stepped forward and thrashed Leopard's legs.

Brother Leopard is so beautiful! Squinted his eyes and enjoyed himself, thinking; It seems that Lao Tzu has come back to Japan to travel through Japan, and what an honor it is to have Noda beat my legs in this life! Even US President Barack Obama and Brother Tao don't dare to think about this in this life, but I have done it, and I have enjoyed it, and I have no regrets in this life......! Brother Leopard swam in the clouds, and when he opened his eyes, he said with a smile: "For the sake of your filial piety to me, I won't be embarrassed for you today, so be it!" You kowtow to me three more times, don't talk to the Chinese openly and secretly in the future, especially the Diaoyu Islands, stop talking nonsense with white teeth! I won't be difficult for you anymore!"

Noda Daxi hurriedly kowtowed more than a dozen times, and then, picked up Brother Leopard's stinky shoes, wiped them clean with his sleeves, lifted Brother Leopard's thighs, and wanted to put them on Brother Leopard himself, and suddenly realized that Brother Leopard was not wearing socks, and hurriedly went to the closet to get a pair of new white socks, and served Brother Leopard to put them on for him.

After the shoes and socks were neatly dressed, Brother Leopard looked at it carefully and was quite satisfied: "Not bad! Not bad! Remember! Remember what I said!"

"Remember, remember!" Noda agreed.

"Okay! I'm leaving. Brother Leopard didn't take two steps, suddenly turned around, picked up the phone, handed it to Noda, and said, "Hurry up and call the doctor to bandage you!"

Noda took the phone and was stunned, and Brother Leopard calmly opened the door and left...

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