Abandoned by the door people, Ba Wang and Needle, because they couldn't move, they had been lying in the snow waiting for death, and suddenly saw three people flying out of Wang Hua's door one after another, and flew to the starry sky, and then saw that the cultivator who had been shot earlier was actually alive, and he could fly away with a flying sword, only to make Ba Wang and Needle even more scared. Although Ba Wang's injuries were lighter than those of the needles before, it was only later that his companions used the wrong muscles and bones of the arms, misaligned the muscles and bones of the arm, and kicked the lumbar vertebrae again, only calling his injuries to be more serious than those of the needles, and he could not move at all.

The needle said: "Ba Wang, can you still move? If you can move, let's climb to the house of the person next to us and leave this place of right and wrong first." ”

Ba Wang said: "If I want to be able to move, I will crawl away early." Don't talk yet, endure until dawn, and if any mortal comes out, see if you can save us. ”

Needle said angrily: "You have no conscience, you have never cared about yourself, why don't you know that you care about people?"

Ba Wang said: "I am a male thief, you are a female thief, the way of heaven is ruthless, the avenue is still ruthless, if I am a thief, unless I want to die, I haven't lived enough, why should I care about people?"

Needle exclaimed in exasperation, "You damn thing, I'm blind and I'm going to look at you." ”

Ba Wang said: "You will take a fancy to me? Why are you not allowed to touch you? If you are a thief, you still think how pure you are? Save your energy, otherwise, you will die quickly." ”

The needle was annoyed, but there was no way, so he had to lie in the snow silently.

In Wang Hua's room, since Zhu Yan and Mu Sen left, not long after, in front of Wang Hua's bed, an illusory and vague figure like a mist appeared in an instant, and he couldn't see his face clearly, only a humanoid shadow could be seen.

The humanoid shadow stretched out his hand to Wang Hua out of thin air, and Wang Hua was supported by the invisible force and flew into the air. The humanoid shadow reached out and took off Wang Hua's clothes and put them on Wang Hua's original clothes. Then took off the clothes given by Haoyue from Wang Hua, and the brocade quilt embroidered pillow that Haoyue took out, and waved it like a trick. After picking up Wang Hua's original bedding from the square table where he was writing, he put it on the bed again, and then lifted Wang Hua from the air and put it in the middle of the bed.

The humanoid shadow covered Wang Hua with a quilt, and said in a sweet female voice that was extremely pleasant: "Although it erased the traces of your astray, a lot of trouble has been caused by this. This is the beginning of your journey to the gods. Your two servants are too chaotic, so that you are about to embark on the road of immortals, how can you become the public enemy of the immortal realm? What is it that is not easy to provoke, and it has something to do with the plan of the immortal realm, how can you have a good life in the future?"

After that, he took out Wang Hua's diary from the drawer under the square table where Wang Hua was writing, revised it again, and put Wang Hua's diary back in its original place.

After modifying some of the things that Wang Hua remembered, the humanoid shadow turned off the light in Wang Hua's room, passed through the foot door of the room, passed through the grounded glass curtain wall-like barrier, and walked into the hall. As if by magic, a large red curtain was conjured and hung on the foot door, blocking the view from the hall to Wang Hua's room.

The humanoid shadow came to Wang Hua's east room again, and put away Haoyue's satchel under the bed. At the end of the day, his figure flashed and disappeared out of thin air, as if it had never appeared.

It's just that the lights in Wang Huatang's house have been on, and in the middle of the night in this cold winter wax moon, who has nothing to do and still has the lights on late at night? Since the lights are on, something will happen.

From the road to the west of Wang Hua's house, a drunk man came from the north, and while walking, he also rapped the big drum book of "Lu Dongbin Plays Peony", rapping: "Knock! Knock! Anyway, Lu Dongbin listened to the words of the eldest lady Bai Peony, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed, and said, you little woman, listen well, if you can't tell me the name of the ten flavors of medicine, I will smash the signboard of your Wanquan pharmacy." Knock! knock! knock!"

A dog following the drunkard suddenly barked wildly, and quickly ran from behind the drunkard to the side of the road to the west of Wang Hua's house, swallowed a mass of something that did not mean anything, and then licked and ate the blood stains left on the snow. Isn't this mass of things the roots of the descendants left by Zhu Yan and Mu Sen after they purified the young master of Tianjimen? The blood stains left on the ground are naturally the blood of the young master of Tianjimen. This is a fairy thing, but it is a good thing, so this dog got such a great opportunity, and thus embarked on the road of the gods.

The drunk man saw the dog following him barking wildly, and ran in front of him, and said with a smile: "This Lu Dongbin is really a strange person, worthy of being a wanderer among the immortals, as long as the three words Lu Dongbin are mentioned, the dog will bark three times." ”

After the drunkard laughed, he then rapped: "Knock! knock! Knock! I want my second medicine wider than the sea! Knock! My third flavor medicine, ouch!"

But it was a drunk man walking on the road with black lights, singing and walking, and happened to be tripped by a needle sleeping on the side of the road, and fell on his heels.

The drunk man fell on his heel, and saw that there was a white cloth belt at his feet, in this dark night, reflecting the starlight, and the electric light from the door of Wang Hua's house was bright, the white cloth was particularly conspicuous, and because the snow on the road had been splashed by passers-by, it had almost melted, and the snow polluted by mud on the road was not white, so the bandage on the needle was the white cloth belt in the eyes of the drunk.

The drunk man got up from the ground and said, "Repentance, I won't sing Lu Dongbin in the future." Didn't you get a three-foot filial piety cloth? I stumbled and fell. Damn, ask me to lift weights, and if I don't eat and drink, I won't be enough, and the three-foot filial piety cloth will not be enough. Those who die in the New Year do not rely on their conscience. ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward to pick up the white cloth on the ground, but he grabbed the face of the needle, and the face of the needle was injured, and he screamed in pain, only to frighten the drunk so much that he hurriedly let go, and fell backwards again.

After this fright, the drunkard fell down, and then he woke up drunk, got up in anger, and spat angrily at the needle, and then spat a few more times, and scolded: "You fucking dead ghost, your son begged his father, and his grandfather begged me to carry you and bury you, for fear that you would be cremated, and he would bury you secretly at night." I was about to bury you tonight, but your son said that your daughter would come back tomorrow, and asked you to meet your daughter, so that he didn't bury you tonight. Lao Tzu just ate a meal at your house first, and took a filial piety cloth that was less than three feet, and you came to scare me. Annoyed Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not carry you, a dead ghost, tomorrow night, and ask someone to pull you to the crematorium and burn you to ashes. ”

The needle was so frightened that he didn't dare to squeak, because he had seen the fairy before, in the middle of the night, walking and singing the fairy Lu Dongbin, maybe this drunk man was also a fairy, he tripped the drunk, if the drunk man was a fairy, how could he live?

Seeing that no one responded to his words, the drunkard stepped forward again to pick up the white cloth belt, this time grabbing it, only to call the needle and needle because his face was scratched in pain, and screamed again, and the drunk was so frightened that he let go again, but the drunk did not fall down in fright this time.

The drunk man was frightened for the second time, very angry, and the drunk who was angry was naturally not afraid of ghosts, and kicked and kicked the white cloth in front of him, kicking and spitting at the same time. The reason why the drunk spit is because the legend says that ghosts are afraid of people spitting, so since the drunk man was scared, he has been spitting.

If you keep being beaten by a drunk like this, you have to be beaten to death, and at the end of the day, Needle and Needle shouted: "Daddy, Daddy, stop fighting, I'm a human being, Daddy spare your life, don't fight, you will pay for your life." ”

When the drunk man heard that the dead person was going to pay for his life, he immediately stopped kicking, reached out again and touched the needle that was kicked, grabbed one of the feet and neck of the needle, and directly dragged the needle towards Wang Hua's door, and when he arrived at Wang Hua's door, he saw that the dog that followed him before was at the door of Wang Hua's house, gnawing on two dead dogs that had been split in half.

The drunkard kicked at the dog that was gnawing, only to frighten the dog and hurriedly dodge, and fled to Wang Hua's hall.

This dog entered Wang Hua's hall, only then did he see the size and coat color, it was a golden puppy more than a foot long, the coat color of the whole body was very soft, it looked very clean and beautiful, if you added color, it was just like the dragon and lion danced by the Chinese at the festive festival, very cute, and at the same time did not lose its mighty demeanor.

The little yellow dog jumped and jumped around Wang Hua's house, and went to pick up the door curtain outside Wang Hua's sleeping room, but there was a layer of frosted glass curtain wall like an enchantment behind the door curtain, and he couldn't enter Wang Hua's room. The little yellow dog saw that the drunk man dragged the needle into Wang Hua's hall, and immediately sat in front of the door of the house where Wang Hua slept, made a watchdog posture, and looked at the drunk with some vigilance.

The drunk dragged the needle to Wang Hua's hall, and saw that the needle was wrapped in bandages, so he confirmed that the needle was a person and not a ghost.

Needle said fearfully: "I'm afraid that my father is a god, if my father is a god, how can I live?"

The drunk man entered Wang Hua's hall, saw that there were still a lot of dishes left on the table, and there was a bottle of good wine, walked to the table, picked up the wine bottle, opened the cap, poured a mouthful of wine directly from mouth to mouth, and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu is a god if he has wine." If you're human, don't play dead, get up quickly. ”

"My lumbar spine is broken, and I can't get up." ”

The drunk man put down the wine bottle in his hand and walked to the side of the needle, and the needle saw clearly that the drunk man was a burly middle-aged man wearing a black cotton coat and a red face.

The drunkard stretched out his hand and touched the stomach of the needle, turned the needle over again, and continued to touch the waist of the needle, only to cry out in fright: "What are you doing? Take your hand away, or I will call someone." ”

The drunk man said: "You shout, if you can call someone, you don't need me to save you." There is a corpse Wang Hua here, who sleeps like a dead man at night, and he won't wake up when he blows up thunder. ”

As he spoke, he touched his hand on the waist of the needle, and touched the place where the wrong bone and tendon were divided, and he wanted to correct the place where the wrong bone and tendon were divided, and the strength of the hand gradually increased, only to scream hoarsely in pain from the needle, it was really like killing someone.

After screaming for more than ten minutes, Drunken Khan took away his hand, patted the needle's head, and said unhappily: "It's like you've been killed, does it hurt so much? ”

I tried the needle, and sure enough, I could move and get up.

Needle Needle hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Fairy father, how about I recognize you as a godfather?"

The drunk sat down at the table, picked up the wine bottle and poured a sip of wine, looked at the needle that kowtowed to him, and said with a smile: "I have been doing good all my life, but you were saved by me and kowtowed to me. Have you promised someone to marry someone?"

Needle knelt down and said, "Fairy Daddy, why are you asking that?"

The drunk man said: "My nephew has not married a wife yet, if you don't have a partner, I, who is a godfather, will marry you to my nephew, and after the New Year, you will go out to work together, earn money together, and have children in the future." You are all young, as long as you work hard, you will not be poor in the future. My nephew is Wang Hua who sleeps in the West House, because he sleeps very hard at night, so no matter how loud you scream just now, he will not be woken up. ”

Needle knelt down and kowtowed: "Fairy father, I have already promised to marry someone, I can only be your goddaughter, not your nephew and daughter-in-law, I'm really sorry." ”

Suddenly, someone outside the door shouted: "Wang Hua, you thin monkey, are you killing pigs? or killing people? You used to set off cannons, is this going to kill people? women don't wait to do this, the noise can be heard by everyone in Zhuangzi, and you still don't tell people to sleep?"

Although he was very angry with Ba Wang, he was still a little worried about Ba Wang, and when he heard someone shouting outside, he immediately got up and walked out of Wang Hua's door.

The person who shouted was a young neighbor who lived on the west side of the road of Wang Hua's house, holding a flashlight in his hand, shouting loudly as he walked towards Wang Hua's door. It was only when I walked to the door of Wang Hua's house that I saw the needles wrapped in bandages coming out of the room, as if I had seen a mummy, I screamed in fright and shouted, "Ghost!"

Before he finished speaking, he turned around and ran, but happened to step on one of Ba Wang's injured arms, and Ba Wang screamed in pain, only to make the neighbor even more frightened, and ran back to the house like a gust of wind, never daring to come out again.

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