The one hundred and seventeenth round, like a human like a ghost, like the wind

After Chen Baohua helped Pig Pig recover his skills from the top of Lushan Mountain, his skills were almost abolished! There was still a little utilitarian profit that was no longer enough for him to show his head and dominate the rivers and lakes, although he had nothing to do, he didn't do anything, and spent most of his time between his wife and the old man.

His wife Fang Tingyu has also lost her skills since then, and occasionally there are still signs of recovery, which is also rare, just like a roundworm moving in the abdomen but it is not obvious, let alone grasping.

The company leaders in Qingdao urged him several times, but he didn't succeed several times when he wanted to leave. There are three reasons: First, the wife has been converted from time and space, and she does not understand the habits of human life!

The second is that Pig Pig shoulders the mission of hell! Although he can't help much, he can't rest assured and doesn't dare to leave him.

The third is that Brother Leopard and his gang have been living at home because of Ermao and have not left, so they simply stayed in the old house. Although they have nothing to do all day long, they are idle nonsense, playing cards, and gambling are the strengths of everyone! All day long, they ......roar like a frying pan. It's not good to abandon everyone yourself.

After dinner, the husband and wife went to bed early, and there were not as many things as usual!

In the middle of the night, Fang Tingyu suddenly felt a whim! She sat up all of a sudden, and listened carefully to the fact that someone in the courtyard was quietly visiting!

"Who?" Fang Tingyu shouted and broke out of the window.

Chen Baohua woke up from his dream, looked at the shadow and chased after him. The two chased out of the gate one after the other and came to the street, and Chen Baohua chased a few steps to catch up with his wife. Fang Tingyu was stunned with a blank expression.

"Who is it?" Chen Baohua looked around.

"I don't know how to do it!Like a human! Like a ghost!Like the wind!" Fang Tingyu was confused.

"Not good!" Chen Baohua turned around and ran, his intuition telling him that something big was going to happen.

"!!" Fang Tingyu didn't know what Lu Dao was for, but she knew in her heart that it must be a big deal!

Sure enough, something big really happened! Chen Baohua's parents went crazy! His father was naked with his pants covering his shame. The mother's short clothes and pants were spread on all fours, and the two pointed at each other's noses and scolded each other in the courtyard.

"You son of a bitch, you dare to steal a man behind my back!" his father, Chen Kangshan, glared angrily at his wife.

"You straight thief!" Mother Yi Heyuan was even more unrelenting: "When did you learn the thief nature of stealing fish and eating fish! ”

"Fuck!" his father, Chen Kangshan, spat and scolded: "Let your mother's fart go!

"You let your mother's dumb fart!" Mother Yi Heyuan pointed at Chen Kangshan's nose and was domineering: "You said that I stole a man, did you see it? Which eye did you see me stealing a man?" ”

"Dare you fucking slap your mouth!" Father Chen Kangshan was annoyed and ashamed: "That person has just been kicked out by his son and daughter-in-law, and you dare to be stubborn! Believe it or not, I'll slap you on the head!"

"Sample!" The mother rubbed her arms and said, "Come here, the old lady punches you with ten thousand peach blossoms, and then stomps you into the underground palace! Obviously, you were driven away by your son for personal gain, and you insulted me!"

"What can you do with me? You still don't know what I'm capable of, do you believe me if I poke you to death with a finger?"

"Hmph! Ha Lu Ha!" Yi Heyuan laughed wildly, which was creepy.

"What are you laughing at?" said his father, Chen Kangshan, with a puzzled look on his face.

"Five hundred years ago, the old lady poked a big hole in the sky with one finger!" Yi Heyuan smiled and pointed to the sky and said: "I haven't been able to live in that hole for more than 10,000 years, and it's still leaking! You still poke me! I don't believe you can try it!"

Six years ago, I stomped my foot and stomped the earth out of my heart, and I could see the other side from this end! It's been tens of thousands of years, and I can still fall into people from this end! I crawled out of the United States!"

"Look at what you look like," Yi Heyuan sneered: "As soon as I heard it, I knew that you couldn't speak, why did you say that it was tens of thousands of years old six years ago?"

"You're stupid!" Father Chen Kangshan smiled: "I don't like to talk about you, it's only been 500 years, and you have poked a big hole in the sky, and you haven't lived for more than 10,000 years, and you have no culture, you are a big fool who doesn't know how to count!"

"I, I," my mother was a little anxious: "I don't know how to count or not, my mother, I have such a great ability!

"If you want to say that, I, I, my feet can cover the earth!" Father Chen Kangshan was arrogant and unrelenting.

"I'm pouting my upper lip and my lower lip is pouting, I can eat you in one bite!" Mother Yiheyuan was vicious and angry.

"You pouted your upper lip and pouted your lower lip, so where did your face go? Don't you have a face?"

"I'm shameless, what can you do to me?" Mother Yi Heyuan said: "Be careful that I swallow you in one bite, chew and chew you as a snack!"

"I'll fuck your mother, Jin Ge madman Ouyang Hai! You pissed me off! You eat me, I'll try!" his father, Chen Kangshan, scolded.

"I'm going to make you angry with your mother, the madman Wei Chiguan of Yanshan! You're about to make me angry to death!" Listening to the unreliable words of his parents, Chen Baohua had long suspected that there must be something strange in them! Sure enough, it turned out that it was Ouyang Hai, a madman from Jinge, and Wei Chiguan, a madman from Yanshan, who were possessing him.

"Ouyang Hai and Wei Chiguan, two old thieves!You two get out of here!" Chen Baohua was furious......!