9. Dullness can't be touched
"Guest, here's the stew, apple pie, hot cocoa, smoothie and ...... Hell Hot Lasagna Pie...... I said, "Guest, are you really okay with ordering these things to eat together?"
Although this eccentric guest already felt a little subtly disobedient when he ordered, when the food was served together, even the honest minotaur waiter was a little overwhelmed - the stomach structure of the guest who could order such a list calmly was really sharp.
"No problem! These things don't have a violent chemical reaction in my stomach, so they won't explode even if they are eaten together!"
"No, that's not the point......"
In fact, what the minotaur waiter wants to complain about is that after eating these foods together, the taste sense that will definitely be confused can really enjoy these delicacies? However, the waiter still swallowed the words to his mouth - for a person who first considers whether the food will have a chemical reaction before eating and blows up the stomach, maybe normal people's values do not apply.
"Hmm, it looks delicious~"
The first thing the girl started was the hellfire mille-feuille pie that was enough to scorch people's eyes...... In other words, can this kind of thing really be enjoyed as a delicacy?
The waiter standing next to him broke out in a cold sweat - you must know that the reason why this strange food appeared in the Minotaur's bar was actually because it was used as a punishment for losing bets most of the time...... And the hot food that can make even the minotaur with a rough tongue tremble, the girl in front of him who looks no more than in her early teens. Is it really okay to just take a big bite like this?
β......β
The girl maintained her posture of opening her mouth wide and biting the pie for a long time.
"It's so spicyβ"
The girl, whose face was flushed, did her best not to let the magma-like food in her mouth spew out. Covering his mouth like this, chewing with tears in his eyes, he slowly swallowed the food in his mouth.
Busy, the girl took a sip of the drink next to her......
"Whoa
Hot cocoa is very hot.
And when the mouth is spicy and needs to be tempered by a drink, there are two drinks that are absolutely forbidden β hot drinks and carbonated drinks......
Just as the waiter was about to remind the girl if she needed to order a cold drink to relieve herself, a pair of thick palms patted her shoulder and motioned for her to get out of the way. He looked back and found that his boss had brought out a glass of chilled pear juice.
"Sorry guests. The iced drink and the hellfire lasagna pie are compatible, but the guy who made the ice cubes just now went to the river to mine and is not here for the time being......"
"Aren't you the one who makes the ice cubes?"
The waiter's words were strangled in his throat by the store manager's big hands.
"If you don't speak, no one will be dumb for you!"
Fortunately. The waiter's untimely dismantling did not attract the girl's attention, and when she caught a glimpse of the glass of juice that looked delicious, the girl exerted an extraordinary strength and speed in the blink of an eye. snatched the large glass of juice from a burly minotaur.
"Whoaβ"
It was like a deep breath before a dragon's breath. The girl poured a large mouthful of cold pear juice in one gulp.
β...... Saved!"
The girl patted her chest, looking like she was living for the rest of her life: "What a mistake, I didn't expect that this time it was not a reaction in the stomach, but it exploded directly in the mouth?
No, I don't think our folk customs are reflected in this punishment game! And we would never dare to take a big bite of this pie and then slam it with hot cocoa!
The store manager and waiter standing on the side said that they were under a lot of pressure at the same time.
"Having said that, why is the store manager, who is usually stingy, so kind today......" The waiter thought suspiciously, and suddenly seemed to "understand" something. "Do you mean...... No wonder the store manager is still a single person at your age......"
It turns out that he is the legendary Lolicon!?
As he said this, the waiter had closed his eyes. I was ready to wait for the manager's physical attack.
However, the limb ravages that the waiter had expected did not happen, and when he opened his eyes, he found that the store manager had taken a step back and pretended to be coughing.
β......β
Is that really the case?
Suddenly, the waiter realized that he had discovered a secret that he shouldn't know - it's over! This was the last thought in his heart, and the evil ghost store manager who had discovered the "secret" in his heart would definitely secretly turn himself into tomorrow's recommended dish tonight!
The waiter can already predict that tomorrow's "steak" will be sold out of stock at a special price.
By the time someone discovers that they have mysteriously disappeared, there will be no evidence left behind - this is the perfect criminal modus operandi!
"I always think you seem to have misunderstood something......"
Looking at Yan Yi, who was crazy for a while and collapsed after a streak of victories, the store manager seemed to understand that the other party must have distorted himself into a very bad image. After thinking about it carefully, he decided to give up the idea of beating the other party now, and instead changed to a means of deducting wages to take revenge on the other party's evil brain supplement - after all, there are still 'guests' here......
"Guest, in fact, the hellfire mille-feuille pie here is difficult for most people to swallow, and it is very ...... Correct...... Normal ......"
it! What do you see!
The manager rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
Someone actually ate half of this hellish lasagna pie!
Before she knew it, the girl had eaten nearly half of the hellish hot mille-feuille pie in her stomach, and looking at her speed, she didn't feel the slightest sense of wanting to stop! You will find that the girl's current way of eating is to nibble in small bites, but the speed is not slow at all!
"It was a bit exciting at first, but after getting used to the hot emotions. It's also unique!"
The girl noticed that the store manager was looking at her side in astonishment, and turned back to the store manager and gave a thumbs up: "It's delicious!
"Well, if you like it, sir...... It's good to like it......"
Unconsciously, the manager said a rather strange title, and he immediately reacted that he had lost his words - fortunately, whether it was a girl or a waiter, one was immersed in the food. One was shocked by the scene in front of him, and he didn't pay attention to what he had just said.
The store manager couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his head.
"Store manager. β
The waiter on the side suddenly pulled the store manager: "I remember, you seem to have made a rule at the beginning, right? It has something to do with that hellish hot mille-feuille pie......
β...... Gan, you kid have taken a fancy to my treasured wine!?"
"Actually, everyone is very worried about your collection...... That's what you say - if only someone can eat your special Hellfire mille-feuille pie in its entirety. Just take out the wine you have treasured and share it with everyone!"
"No...... No way!"
As soon as he heard that someone was going to touch his treasure, the store manager immediately went wild: "It's not you who broke this record today, this guest is a foreigner! Even if you want to take out those wines, it should be for this guest." What a round to get you guys!"
"But. This guest is not yet an adult......"
"So, I can't give my wine to this little lady, can I?" the store manager raised his head proudly, "My wine is still in good health!"
"It's too despicable, this kind of method! No, I'll tell the people in the village about your ugly behavior today, the store manager!"
After all, the waiter really ran away like this, and he didn't think about his behavior at all, in human society. It's already possible to let yourself lose your job.
"Stop me! Don't spread rumors for me over there!"
If you really want to let that kid talk nonsense, God knows that he will wait until he goes out at night. What kind of distorted image has been distorted! At that time, I couldn't wash it away!
Thinking of this, the store manager didn't care about the "guests" in the store, picked up a bench and chased it out - well, the special bench for the minotaur is not small, looking at the girl who is still enjoying the food over there, she knows that she is still small, but her feet are some distance from the ground.
The bench of the Minotaur Tavern is not the same as that of other races.
......
On the other hand, even the people around her did not divert their attention a little, and the girl, who was concentrating on the eating plan, suddenly seemed to notice something, raised her upturned little nose and sniffed.
"Hmm, is there anyone looking for me...... But I don't want to see those people yet, so what should I do......"
After thinking for a moment, the girl seemed to have made up her mind, and clenched her fist and beat her palm: "Run!"
Thinking of this, the girl hurriedly raised her hand and wiped the remaining food on the table, and the food disappeared on the table strangely.
"Because it's an 'emergency', I didn't have time to pay, and this is also force majeure - hey!
"Runaway~~~"Ξ΅=Ξ΅=(γβ§?β¦)γ
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"Aisha, what's wrong with you?"
As she walked along the way, Lilia suddenly noticed that the corners of Aisha's eyes began to twitch inexplicably.
"Ah, there's a guy who is too lively playing hide and seek with us......" Aisha stroked her forehead with a headache, "The loach is too slippery and really hard to catch~"
If I'm not mistaken, what Aisha is talking about is probably the god she is looking for, right?
Because the other party still had a task to complete, Aisha did not act with the elders, but after getting information about the location of their village, she rushed over with Liliye to rest first - although she didn't care, but for Liliye, she would still be a little tired, right?
Anyway, let's find a hotel to rest first...... Anyway, Aisha didn't think that her current self would be able to find the god easily. If the other party does not have the will to show up. I really believe that there is no effective way.
"I'm sorry, but I want to see you, but it looks like I'll have to wait until she's had enough. β
Play...... Have you had enough?
Lilia listened to Aisha's words. I can't help but feel the pain of the egg. According to Aisha, it seems that the gods that his ancestors once served were not very calm gods...... The god I want to serve in the future is actually like this, is this really okay?
Feeling a little disrespectful, Lilia told Aisha about her worries.
"Actually, you don't have to worry about this, in this world. There will never be a god who gets along better than her. It's just ......" Aisha thought for a moment and told Lilier.
The only thing that worries people is the current state of the other party......
"Maybe for some reason. She's in the exact opposite state of what she used to be, right?"
"Huh?"
Lilier said she couldn't understand.
"Well, when I see me, everything is naturally clear!"
How do you explain it to Liliet?The big sister who was super reliable, mature, gentle, domineering, and cool. It's likely to become a short, immature, and happy and cute Lori?
The contrast is too great!
[Although.] In theory, it is very likely that Sister Wei left all the things she held in the past, including the festival, on the moon...... Oh my God, how do I say it!]
"Anyway, let's find the famous inn that the elders call it a while...... In that case, the functions of the tavern and the inn are combined, and this kind of thing can be done by the minotaurs, right? Humans don't talk about it for the time being, and replace it with the dwarves. Tavern fights are commonplace, but they are completely insecure for the people staying there. β
It's just a floor apart. God knows if the downstairs brawl will spread to the upstairs one day......
"Is that an exaggeration?"
As a well-educated lady, Lilia could not have imagined the environment of the tavern as described by Aisha.
"Let's put it this way, the mercenaries who can't control their hands are the regulars of the tavern, and at the same time, there are often some people who are more troublesome than the mercenaries...... After all, mercenaries have rules no matter what they say, and some tavern hooligans are completely of the type who don't shed tears when they don't see a coffin. Of course, there are differences between different races, such as the dwarves of the race who are recognized by most people as tavern hooligans, and they are actually very harmonious in their own race - because the skills of dwarves are as good as civilians, and in human society, there are not many people who can crack the tavern murder weapon empty-handed in the tavern. After going back and forth, after the number of people who had suffered from the dwarves in the tavern increased, the reputation of the dwarves in the tavern became what it is now. β
"Tavern murder weapon?"
"It's just a state of grabbing a wine bottle and smashing the bottom of the bar. This is a natural behavior caused by the dwarves' tempers, but not all races can break the bottle empty-handed......"
Lilia was silent for a moment, and for three seconds she mourned the drunkards who were arguing with the dwarves in the tavern.
"But the Minotaur has always been good-tempered, and it's not incomprehensible that the tavern and inn are combined......
Aisha was talking when suddenly a bench flew past the silly hair on top of her head.
Lilia looked in amazement at the bench, which was much larger than she had usually seen, half-embedded in the earthen wall next to it, and just as she wanted to look back at Aisha's situation, Aisha suddenly crouched down with her head covered.
"It hurts!"
β......β
This is the first time Lilia has seen Aisha, who has always been confident and easy, show such a panicked expression, but the reason for the current situation is that a handful of hair on the top of her head has been rubbed?
Liliet felt like her three views were starting to crumble.
"Aisha......?"
"Woo~ was actually plotted here...... Who is it that knows my weaknesses so well!?"
"No, I think it was just an accident......
If someone really deliberately attacked Aisha, not to mention the use of a "murder weapon" such as a bench, it is already strange to believe that a person's weakness is a handful of hair on the top of his head, right?
"Hug ...... I'm sorry, it didn't hurt you, did I?"
A somewhat panicked and anxious voice came from behind her, and Aisha looked behind her, it was a minotaur who looked middle-aged...... Well?
Aisha keenly sensed that the minotaur's aura was somewhat familiar...... If you think about it carefully, isn't that the breath of a person on the bench that flew over with his stupid hair just now? I can't be wrong, the difference between Elemental Sa and Enhancement Sa before, I have never recognized it!
"Smash my stupid hair...... Is that you!!!!"
Aisha leapt from the ground and threw her fist at the minotaur - the minotaur was clearly not a mediocre man, and reacted very quickly, even if he didn't understand what was happening, he instinctively made a block.
No matter how you look at it, Aisha's young fists can't do any effective damage to the minotaur - after all, the difference between the two is too big.
"Going to ......"
Seeing Aisha's sudden outburst, Liliah knew that something was wrong.
The difference in physique is completely justified when applied to himself, but Aisha's words...... Well, I watched Aisha tear the sandstorm through the middle.
Liliet's mind subconsciously flashed a restrictive scene of ketchup and jelly, tofu brains and almonds dancing together. Perhaps, in just one hour, the prestige of the two of them and the Minotaur camp will turn negative......
Fortunately, Aisha still kept her hand somewhat.
Liliet's expected horrific scene did not happen.
The corners of Liliye's mouth twitched, looking at the "lifelike" mural on the wall in the distance, and she didn't know what to sayβthis is also a loss to the bullhead who is strong and can withstand the toss, right? If an ordinary person is punched dozens of meters away...... Even a well-trained warrior should almost have his last breath, right? Ribs must have been broken......
Luckily, this is a Minotaur village.
In fact, if you think about it from another angle, if you are an ordinary person, you may not be able to wipe Aisha by throwing a folding stool. Sure enough, the minotaur who was sent flying by Aisha is not an ordinary character......
Lilia silently made a mental note - the tuft of dull hair on the top of Aisha's head could not be touched. (To be continued......)