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Because Yunnan contributed "swans" to the swan clan to congratulate the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin's birthday. When Tang Taizong Li Shimin's birthday has already passed, what kind of thing is it to contribute the "swan"? Therefore, Mian Bogao, the special envoy of the Yunnan Swan clan, was extremely anxious. The special envoy of the Yunnan Swan Clan, Mian Bogao, was very anxious, and as a result, his hair was white day by day, and he soon changed from a middle-aged man to a gray-haired old man overnight. Sorrow can't afford to be sad! I can't afford to be hurt! It is also the life of the swan tribe in Yunnan that should not be extinguished, and when all the people of the swan tribe in Yunnan are at a loss, a young Confucian student in the prime of life appeared. The middle-aged Confucian saw the sad faces of all the people of the Swan Clan in Yunnan, and he was very, very angry. The middle-aged Confucian saw all the sad faces of the Swan Clan in Yunnan, so he was very, very angry, so he reprimanded the Swan Clan in Yunnan and said: "If it is peaceful today, a group of people like you are sad here, what kind of system will it be?"

Maybe there really is such a thing as "blessing the soul" in the world.

When the swan clan in Yunnan saw the middle-aged Confucian speak, they bowed their heads. Yunnan's special envoy for the swan tribe, Bur Bogao, kowtowed like pounding garlic.

At this moment, the middle-aged Confucian was embarrassed.

The Confucian scholar in the prime of life saw that the special envoy of the Swan Tribe, Mian Bogao, was full of white hair and kowtowed like pounding garlic, and he felt very, very sorry in his heart, that it was an old man! It seems that sometimes white hair overnight is not a completely bad thing, at least the Confucian was still full of sympathy for the special envoy of the Swan Tribe, Mian Bogao in Yunnan. The middle-aged Confucian saw that the envoy of the Yunnan Swan Tribe, Meng Bogao, was full of white hair and kowtowed like pounding garlic, and he felt very, very unhappy in his heart, so he asked all the people of the Yunnan Swan Clan to get up and speak.

Subsequently, the special envoy of the Yunnan Swan Clan, Meng Bogao, told the middle-aged Confucian student the ins and outs of the matter word for word. Of course, the special envoy of Yunnan for the swan tribe, the swan is just an ordinary kind of birds and beasts, and the swans in their place are a large flock and a large flock, and it is not an uncommon thing to eat swan meat, and even the people in Yunnan for the swan clan eat swan meat, and feel that the swan meat is not delicious, and it is said that the swan meat bones are more fleshy and less These things are also told to the Confucian student word for word.

The look on the face of the young Confucian in his prime became strange, and he wanted to laugh very, very much, but he couldn't hold back his .......

The strange look on the face of that middle-aged Confucian was very, very puzzled in the eyes of this group of people from that ethnic minority in Yunnan.

"This uncle, what's so funny? It can't be a joke for us, right?" This is the idea in the hearts of the people of the Swan Clan in Yunnan.

Fortunately, the expression on the face of the young Confucian student in the prime of life quickly regained his calm, and the hearts of the people of the Yunnan Swan Clan were also relieved.

The Confucian student in the prime of life first comforted the people of the Yunnan Swan Clan and said, "You don't have to be shocked, this matter has a great turn for ......."

Yunnan for the swan clan felt more comfortable in their hearts. Some of the people in the Yunnan Swan Clan even sighed, "No wonder the Han people often say, 'The road to heaven is endless', and now I understand."

The young Confucian then said to the special envoy of the Yunnan Swan Tribe, Meng Bogao: "However, I have a condition ......."

At this moment, the hearts of the people of the Yunnan Swan Clan were happy, and the hearts of the Yunnan Swan Clan were thinking, 'This matter should not be a difficult thing to solve...... who called the prime-aged Confucian so light?

Unconsciously, the hearts of the people of the Yunnan Swan Clan talked about the gratitude of the prime-aged Confucian student.

Yunnan's special envoy for the Swan tribe, Mian Bogao, was overjoyed and said: "You say you ......." ”

But as soon as the middle-aged Confucian said the conditions, he just unconsciously felt grateful to the middle-aged Confucian in his heart, and the people of the Yunnan Swan Clan felt very, very embarrassed.

What was the condition of the prime-aged Confucian student?

It turned out that the conditions that the prime-aged Confucian said couldn't be simpler.

It turned out that the condition that the middle-aged Confucian only asked Yunnan to take him (that is, the middle-aged Confucian) back when the Swan clan returned to their hometown.

As for the reason why this prime-aged Confucian asked Yunnan for the Swan clan to take him (that is, this prime-aged Confucian) back to see when he returned to his hometown, this prime-aged Confucian did not explain, and the Yunnan Swan Clan did not ask.

After all, if Yunnan for the Swan Clan and his party to ask the middle-aged Confucian for what requirements he wanted, and Yunnan for the Swan Clan and his party to return to their hometown, they can take him (that is, this prime-aged Confucian) back to see the reason, it is easy to be misunderstood by the prime-aged Confucian for Yunnan for the Swan Clan to take him (that is, this prime-aged Confucian) back when they are not happy to return to their hometown.

......。

In this way, the people of Yunnan for the Swan clan appeared on a certain day before the birthday celebration of Tang Emperor Tang Taizong Li Shimin according to the method of that prime-aged Confucian student.

As a result, there was [Burmese Bogao visited Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, and offered gifts. Tang Taizong Li Shimin saw that it was a delicate satin bag, so he opened it and saw a few goose feathers and a small poem. The poem says: "The swan tributes to the Tang Dynasty, and the mountain is high and the road is far away." The Weiyang River lost its treasure and fell to the ground crying. The restoration of the Holy Son of Heaven can spare Burma. The gift is light and affectionate, and goose feathers are sent thousands of miles. This scene.

Suddenly, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, was inexplicable at first, and then very, very unhappy!

Can Tang Taizong Li Shimin not be inexplicable?

Can Tang Taizong Li Shimin be cool?

The emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong, was actually released by someone (the meaning of sending pigeons),

"Can you bear it?"

For example, isn't the current post office in the business of mailing mooncakes, but if there is a post office employee (i.e. the postman) who accidentally drops the mooncakes delivered to customers into the water on that day, the mooncakes are broken. So this postman also draws a gourd according to the scoop (the meaning of drawing a gourd according to the scoop means simply imitating the original copy or not changing or innovating. ）。

The postman first found a box of old mooncakes and wrote a small poem. The poem says: "Moon cakes are sent to customers, and the mountains are high and the road is far away." Xiaohe dropped the moon cake and fell to the ground crying. On the good customer, can spare the postman. The gift is light and affectionate, and the cake box is sent thousands of miles.

What will be the reaction of the customer who receives the empty mooncake box?

It must have been similar to the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, who was in a similar mood at that time, inexplicably and very, very unhappy. If you have a bad temper, I'm afraid you will scold, "You are full, what about entertaining me???"

It's just that Tang Taizong Li Shimin, as the king of a country, naturally can't show his joy and anger on his face like that.

Just as Tang Taizong Li Shimin was thinking about how to deal with the special envoy of the Swan Tribe, Mian Bogao, in Yunnan, not only to be able to get out of this breath of being released from the plane, but also to prevent other ethnic minorities from having any opinions on the Tang Dynasty because of the handling of the special envoy of the Yunnan Swan Tribe, Mian Bogao.

Suddenly, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, fell into deep thought.

......。

Yunnan for the Swan Clan's envoy to take a look at the situation is not good!

The special envoy of the Yunnan Swan Clan, Meng Bogao, hurriedly handed over the name of the prime-aged Confucian scholar. The name card is the business card of ancient times.

The name of the middle-aged Confucian is Lai He on the front, and it seems that the name of the middle-aged Confucian is Lai Mo. However, on the back of Lai Mo's post, there are a few words that have just been written at first glance, and those words that have just been written not long after they look are "toads want to eat swan meat" that have been said by countless people.

Lai Mo's name card was handed over, and the first thing Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, saw was the words "Toad wants to eat swan meat" on the back of Lai Mo's name post, which was very, very angry!

Can Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, not be angry?

Since ancient times, the phrase "toad wants to eat swan meat" has been used to describe some people who are delusional and want to get something that they simply can't get.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin thought that someone deliberately satirized him for his wishful thinking, hoping to obtain something that could not be obtained at all.

Can Tang Taizong Li Shimin not be angry?

However, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, is Tang Taizong Li Shimin after all, and he is worthy of being a romantic figure through the ages.

So the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, or the kind of Lai Mo's famous post, turn over and take a look, see who is the daring dog, and see who dares to sarcastically mock him (that is, Tang Taizong Li Shimin)?

As a result, Tang Taizong Li Shimin took a look at the front of Lai He's name post, and Tang Taizong Li Shimin laughed.

"Haha......"

"Haha......"

"Haha......"

The emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong, Li Shimin, Ha Lu, Ha Da Lang smiled.

The emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, laughed very, very crazy!

What's wrong with it?

At that time, the court officials of the Tang Dynasty who accompanied the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, were confused.

Frightened, the envoy of the Yunnan Swan Tribe, Meng Bogao, hurriedly lay on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

What is this for?

It turned out that the special envoy of the Swan tribe in Yunnan, Mian Bogao, thought that Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was "extremely angry and laughing"! Isn't it that people are so angry that they laugh at it?

The poor Yunnan envoy for the swan tribe, Mian Bogao, had to quickly lie on the ground and kowtow like pounding garlic.

So, is Tang Taizong Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, "angry and laughing"?

If Tang Taizong Li Shimin is not "angry and laughing", then what is Tang Taizong Li Shimin laughing at?

It turned out that the prime-aged Confucian student, that is, Lai Mo, was originally the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin's friend before he became the emperor, and Lai Mo at that time was a think tank of Li Shimin, the king of Qin (that is, Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty). Lai Mo is often called Amo because of his surname Lai, plus his name is Mo, and Lai Mo is often called Amo, so Lai Mo's name is often called Lai Amo. Therefore, the companions who work together like to make fun of Reimer the most, and the words that make fun of Reimer are the common saying that has been passed down through the ages: "The toad wants to eat swan meat", and whenever this happens, Reimer will run away.

The emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, recalled that at that time, Lai Mo was ridiculed for "the toad wants to eat swan meat" and fled from the desert, and Tang Taizong Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh.

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With the intercession of Lai Mo, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, the mistake of the special envoy of the Swan tribe in Yunnan, "turned the big thing into a small thing, and the small thing into a small thing". Explain that relationships exist at any time and at any time.

This farce of "light courtesy and affection, thousands of miles to send goose feathers" can also be regarded as coming to an end.

It is said that when the envoy of the Yunfu Swan Clan, Mian Bogao, returned to his hometown, Lai Mo really followed. What is Remor doing with the past?

It turned out that Lai Mo had been teased countless times for wanting to eat swan meat", so he unknowingly had demons. Therefore, Lai Mo wanted to go to Yunnan to provide for the swan tribe's envoy Mian Bogao's hometown Yunnan to provide the swan tribe and eat swan meat well. It is said that Lai Mo went to Yunnan for the swan tribe to live in, and ate swan meat well.

However, Lai Mo, who eats swan meat well, thinks that eating swan meat is not an uncommon thing like the people in the swan tribe in Yunnan, and even eats swan meat like the people in the swan tribe in Yunnan, and thinks that the swan meat is not delicious, and it is said that the reason is that the swan meat has more bones and less meat.

How can you "be in the midst of blessings and not know blessings"?

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What does the story of "courtesy and affection heavy, thousands of miles to send goose feathers" illustrate?