Lincheng, Shuxin Jiayuan.

Even though this is a well-known rich area in the city, my grandson and I still entered the community unimpeded, and we didn't even need to call the horn, and the security guards had already cleared it with great discernment.

Probably that's the charm of sports cars.

Although I didn't enjoy that feeling of pushing back in the city, I was quite emotionally moved by the attention ceremony and the nearly 90% return rate.

Well, Lao Sun is carrying me now This car is a Rouse Phantom, and it seems to be a limited edition.

I don't really like cars, so I don't pay much attention to them, but from the envy and exclamation of many people, I still realize the value of this car very well.

But there was no wave in my heart, as calm as a stagnant water, and all that went back and forth in my mind was those two words.

Mountain ghosts.

It's half past five in the afternoon.

The document states that the passenger's reservation time is 8 o'clock in the evening.

There are still two and a half hours to go.

"Suck ~ suck yo!"

In the driver's seat, Lao Sun was drying instant noodles with a satisfied face, and next to him was a steaming portable hot pot.

Hot pot with instant noodles, as for why it is served with instant noodles, it is probably because you can't drink and drive.

Even though alcohol doesn't seem to have any effect on Lao Sun, Lao Sun still abides by the laws and regulations as always.

"I said, old grandson, you don't have anything to say?"

I soaked the meat rolls and said casually angrily, obviously I have only eaten lunch for a short time, but now I don't feel tired.

"What are you talking about, this flavor of instant noodles doesn't suit your Lao Chuan's appetite?"

Lao Sun also replied casually.

"Get down to business."

I said lazily, my mind that had been disturbed by the word mountain ghost had calmed down a lot.

"What's the matter, is this job of a substitute driver, in fact, it's nothing, Lao Chuan, you can understand it by running a single order today, and I don't need to say more, our task is to send these strange passengers to their destinations."

Lao Sun took a tissue and wiped his oily mouth, patted his bulging belly with satisfaction, and said with a smile.

"As for where their destination is, what the reason is, what the story is, it has nothing to do with us, we just pick up people, send people, and then pick people up again.

But generally even if it is a night shift, it is generally a month at most four or five orders, and the rest of the time, if you want to run the day shift, run the day shift, and if you want to rest, you will go to rest, and then enjoy life. ”

My face is calm, but my heart is full of helplessness, maybe in the eyes of my monkey hair ancestor, the mountain ghost may be an ordinary small character, but for me, it may be a demon boss.

Mountain ghosts, turned into fog in the mountains, there are about two common kinds, one is the cunning and suspicious, ferocious and bloodthirsty beasts, most of them are the king of beasts who are deeply resentful after his death; There is also a kind of elf, which is the essence of foxes, martens, squirrels, snakes and other animals.

By chance, by the dew in the mountains, after a long time, the wisdom gradually grew, turned into a human form, because it could not walk in the sun, afraid of heat and cold, and got the name of the mountain ghost.

I frowned, and flipped through the few so-called documents in my hand, but no matter how much I looked for them, no matter how much I looked at them, these few words were all I could do.

Really, after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a refiner?!

It's the 21st century, and 5G has been popularized for almost half a year.

"Actually, what the hell, gods, goblins and monsters, werewolves, angels, vampires, zombies, immortal cultivators, flying swords, these are all real."

Lao Sun took out a pair of golden eyes, put them on himself elegantly, and then said to me like a scholar,

"Your human development time is so short, science and technology are so fast, changing with each passing day, flying away, and other species, species with history, will also have their own cultural history and development direction.

Some are called supernatural powers, some are called supernatural abilities, and some are called talents, which is very messy, in fact, you only need to think of technology as a human race with supernatural powers, you can understand it.

Lao Sun's face was serious, and the gold wire glasses added a little charm to his handsome face, and he continued to smile seriously,

"These nouns were not invented by them, after all, the language is not clear, the culture is very different, how can these words appear, I probably don't know which middle two human beings, the big man who cultivates immortals, not only gave a name to his practice, but also invented all kinds of words, and by the way, he also wrote a book.

Now, with the vigorous development of novel culture, these terms have begun to be accustomed and recognized, after all, human beings are the species with the most development and the fastest in modern times. ”

The amount of information seemed a bit large, but I still quickly sorted out the clue and understood the meaning of Lao Sun's words, but I was even more shocked in my heart.

"So, old grandson, you are ......"

"Definitely, the havoc in the Heavenly Palace is a real person, and my boss is also a real thing, the one named Wu Chengen, maybe it is the incarnation of your human boss in which era, who archaeological the events of my boss and wrote it into a novel."

Lao Sun spread his hands, looking very helpless, and continued to say calmly,

"Anyway, Lao Chuan, you look at it this way, the fantasy of the West, the mythology of the East, the gods of the North, and the weirdness of the South, although they are all exaggerated a lot, and the combat power is also fictional, but the general character development is similar.

No one is necessarily strong, no one is necessarily weak, just like you humans are all over the world, the same species is not monolithic, we are even more bizarre, there is no communication. In Lao Chuan's words, it's not an era, I haven't fought, I haven't met, who knows who is more powerful. ”

Lao Sun shook his head and said with a little regret.

Boom!

I swallowed deeply, trying to calm my pounding heart, and even remembered that I used to scold this and that casually, I shouldn't have offended a lot of gods or something.

"It's fine!"

Lao Sun seemed to see my concern, and immediately said with a smile,

"Those who can live are still sleeping, and those who are dead don't need to be mentioned, and the time of waking up is not even predicted by themselves, how can they have time to worry about this, and besides, there is no country here, we are all products of the old times.

Even my boss, I haven't seen him wake up at all, I've woken up once or twice in tens of thousands of years, by the way, the time of Journey to the West didn't happen in the Tang Dynasty, there would be no human beings, this is a fiction called Wu Chengen, Lao Chuan, you remember it. ”

I subconsciously nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and in just a few minutes, it seemed as if a century had passed, and my head was trying to digest the amount of information in Lao Sun's words.

"So Lao Chuan, if you have time, if you want to learn something, go find what is called Wang Xiaohai, and ask for any exercises and cheats to practice by yourself, although it is said that you can't have a long life like us immortals, but you can still live for hundreds of years."

Lao Sun touched his chin, pushed his gold-wire glasses, then scratched his head embarrassedly, smiled at me and said,

"I don't have anything for you, my thing doesn't match the human blood in your body, you can't practice, it's a pity that Lao Chuan, your IQ is not good, otherwise, you also study and get a nuclear bomb or something, then it's a bullwall."

Lao Sun said as he said with a little envy on his face, "That power, I vaguely remember that my boss shot once, and it was only the power of a few hydrogen bombs plus a piece, as for me, I am a little rookie." ”

Lao Sun sighed slightly, and gestured a semicircle in his hand, his whole face was lost.

I was inexplicably despised for my IQ, my face was speechless, I was almost middle-aged, and it was the first time I heard that I would be invincible if I studied a nuclear bomb.

Really, I have the ability to rub nuclear bombs in my hands, and I would almost be scared to pee when I see the name of a mountain ghost?

"Then why doesn't the country publish what kind of practice exercises, isn't it better for everyone to practice?"

I asked, a little confused.

Lao Sun looked at me meaningfully, and then said meaningfully,

"Those of us who are regarded as immortals by you still have desires and selfishness, and you human beings must have shortcomings in this creative diversity, but our country has done a good job.

At least my grandson has lived for so many years, and it is the first time I have seen this beautiful and happy red color for everyone. The strong cannot oppress the weak, even if it is only superficial, the oppression in the dark will have someone to speak out, remember, and seek justice, which is really unique for hundreds of millions of years. ”

Lao Sun's words were full of sighs, and his eyes were full of emotion, "An era when even the weak can live happily, this is really much stronger than any fairyland, and there is such a delicious hot pot!" ”

Well, if you don't say this last sentence, I feel even more perfect!

"Lao Chuan, don't you know, all the immortals who woke up in modern times, after knowing that our country had such a great man who changed the world, I don't know how many immediately became fans, and tried their best to pray day and night to see this great man.

I heard that there was a vampire who cried and shouted last time that he wanted to join our nationality, just so that he could go to Tiananmen Square in Kyoto to see the photos in person, and he was a real fan!

It's a pity that he didn't succeed in the end, because learning Chinese was too difficult, until the next time he fell asleep, his accent was still lame, and I don't know if he woke up this time. ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I silently raised my hand to cover my face, Lao Sun, don't say it, I already have a picture in my head.

"Yo, you two had a great time! It's not profitable to attract customers! ”

Just when I felt a little dead inexplicably, an extremely lazy and charming voice came to my ears, and I subconsciously looked back at the back seat.

Well, a fair-skinned, sweet smile, who has just put away an antique parasol, a one-meter-five cute little Lori.

"Mountain ghosts, huh?"

Lao Sun seemed to be accustomed to it, his face was calm, and he said without even looking back,

"It's only a little past six o'clock, aren't you making an appointment at eight o'clock? There is an additional charge for early departures. ”

"Understand, let's go, I'm hungry early, this special blind date failed again, my aunt and grandmother are on fire!"

Looking at a one-meter-five little Lori making this lazy and charming royal sister sound, the corners of my mouth twitched immediately.

Hearing Lori's words about the failure of the blind date, the corners of my mouth twitched again.

Lori? Mountain ghosts? Blind date? Royal Sister Tone?

Sure enough, it's not me who is wrong, it's the world.