Sports cars are not suitable for winding mountain roads, and they are not suitable for those so-called mountain roads that are not repaired, steep, full of small stones and sand, but in fact they are a dirt road that can not be broken and can no longer be broken.

Fortunately, it is a normal weather, but in the case of rain, hail, and snow, almost the vast majority of sports cars will fall into the mud and be unable to move.

However, due to the pursuit of speed in various luxury cars, the chassis is low, and at the same time, it will be a little bit to gallop on this kind of dirt road.

Jolt.

Boom!

I was expressionless, and for the fifteenth time I reached out and rubbed my head that was in close contact with the roof of the car, and at the same time skillfully caught a certain little loli who began to fly around in the car directly.

The fragrance entered my nose, and it was soft for a while, but I didn't feel like it, but a sneer appeared at the corner of my mouth, and I threw the petite object in my arms out again as soon as possible.

Because the next second is,

"Get out of here, pervert!"

The angry lady resounded throughout the car, and I expertly put my arms on my face to accurately block the first small slap attack, and then swung my head to the right and turned my head slightly, which happened to dodge the second small slap attack.

Well, perfect!

I touched my still hot cheek, satisfied with my parry, and then turned to look at Ino with a stunned face.

How's that, there's no trick, right?

I raised my eyebrows at this little Lori, a mountain ghost who doesn't speak of martial arts, and a provocative smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

As the saying goes, eat a trench, grow a wisdom, I have already been slapped eight times, and I have already practiced a set of dodge combos.

"Old Sun, is it almost there, this is all gone...... Yes!!! ”

I let out a scream in an instant, and without it, my right index finger was being violently tortured by two tiger teeth.

"Loosen your mouth, loosen your mouth, you are a dog!"

I was so angry that I pushed the head of a certain demon Lori with my other hand, but it was still in vain.

Instead, the pain was more intense, and I felt like I was about to break.

"Why are you still called a mountain ghost, a fart mountain ghost, you call the mountain dog, don't let go!"

I was so angry that I scolded, but because of my poor body shape, I always felt guilty that I couldn't bully children, so I couldn't kick it directly.

So I had to open the hair of a certain mountain ghost little Lori, revealing her smooth and white head.

Don't let go, right, ha~!

Bang!

I showed no mercy, condensed all my strength on two fingers, and it was a brain meltdown when I went up!

"It's not loose yet, is it, bang!"

The smooth and white head of the mountain ghost little Lori visibly turned red and swollen with the naked eye, and then got a big bag, and finally with my unremitting efforts, I let go of the two tiger teeth with tears in my eyes.

I was also so painful that tears glistened in the corners of my eyes, and my right hand trembled slightly, looking at the bloodshot index finger that was oozing out, and my mouth was hissing and gasping.

It's over, and I'm not aware at all.

"Phew! Cheap, you're a dead pervert! ”

Ino tightened his little face, rubbed his forehead with his little hands with tears in his eyes, grinning in pain, but he didn't forget to spit a mouthful of bloody spit at me, pretending to be strong and arrogant and said disdainfully to me.

The second piece of information known to the immortal mountain ghost, good face, or rather, should be self-righteous stubbornness.

"Ahem, what's that, it's almost there, you two pay attention, although there are basically no people on this road, but in case you meet a traffic police officer or something, pay attention to the impact."

I looked at the corners of Lao Sun's mouth in the rearview mirror, which was more difficult to suppress than AK, with a black line on his face.

Your grandson has enjoyed watching the show, right?!

If you don't let me sit in the front, I'll suffer this sin, I don't even know how bad my motion sickness is! Didn't you just eat a mustard-flavored ice cream?

You're so careful!

Is it a traffic police officer now?

What an impact on Made!

On this broken dirt road, a traffic policeman appeared, and I directly ate this car seat......

"Click——!

Suddenly, there was a sudden braking, and my face immediately hit the front seat with inertia, and my face ached.

As for a certain Enoch little Lori, she took off again, but fortunately, there was still a seat belt, and she pulled it back again.

"Old Sun, what are you doing......

"Hello, please show me your ID."

As soon as I looked up, I happened to meet a hat with a metal badge and silently held back my words.

There is really a traffic police.

"Here's the driver's license, the driving book, and the invoice and ...... for this car"

"Okay, okay, no need."

The enthusiastic and conscientious traffic policeman looked serious, and after looking at the documents and the smiling grandson, he returned the things to the grandson.

"Next time remember to take the mountain road, don't drive a sports car, it's easy to get into an accident, because this kind of car has a low chassis, the road is relatively steep, in case you encounter a stone or something, it's easy to have an accident if you drive slowly."

"Yes, yes, I didn't think about it this time, and I made you trouble."

Lao Sun looked apologetic and hurriedly said with a smile.

"Well, it's okay, let's go, by the way, the one in the back, pay attention to the watch, protect your children, and also pay attention to speaking literacy, be civilized, and set an example for your children."

I had a black line on my face, but I could barely squeeze out a smile and nodded.

Mala!

Why do I look so old!!

"Well, let's go, it's almost dark this day, the lights are on, pay attention to safety, go home early."

The conscientious traffic policeman nodded, kindly mentioned it again, and then waved his hand to leave.

After smiling apologetically again, Lao Sun rolled up the window, stepped on the accelerator, and drove away.

After walking for a while, Lao Sun let go of the corners of his suppressed mouth, held back a smile, and said calmly,

"That, Lao Sun, take a good look at your daughter, hahaha!"

"Phew, I think it's beautiful, and I want to take advantage of my sister, but I don't have any doors!"

Ino looked me up and down with disgust, his eyes were full of disdain, and I could vaguely make out the little Lori's mouth muttering the word "ugly".

Mala!

"You can't say that, Yinuo, Lao Chuan, he just looks a little ordinary, he has no characteristics, at most he is a public face, not ugly."

"Really? I thought this was the lowest appearance of human beings. ”

Don't look at it, my face is as black as the bottom of a pot, and I can read lips, but it's really amazing, Lao Sun, as for your little mountain ghost.

"Hehe, what's wrong with the public's face, at least compared to some one-meter-five airport tablets, you can hang yourself with a seat belt, you can take off by jumping on the spot, you have lived for I don't know how many years and shamelessly say that it is eighteen, and it is stronger than the incompetent barking puppy that can only bite!"

I took a deep breath, then sneered and said all the points of attack I had come up with in those few seconds.

Well, as a mature man of twenty-nine years old, I am absolutely careless and absolutely do not hold grudges.

The mountain ghost little Lori opened her small mouth, her cute eyes widened, and then after her brain received my words, the crystal water droplets visibly filled her eyes.

Then he sniffled, resisted the urge to burst into tears, opened his teeth and claws, and pounced, and the two tiger teeth flashed with a terrifying cold light, and pounced on me.

I looked calm, stretched out my arms high, and used the advantage of length to resist the small brain of a certain Lori, and then just like an old emoji before.

As long as you pay attention to dodging the tiger teeth from time to time, and then hold down its head, the mountain ghost Lori will not be able to hit me at all.

It's useless to punch and kick the air, it's a double suppression from IQ and size.

After several previous experiments, the immortal species of mountain ghost does not seem to have much strength, speed, and is almost the same as the human form it exhibits.

Of course, it may also be that the mountain ghost in front of me is a special case, after all, I have only come into contact with Inuo's little Lori so far.

However, from this point of view, it seems that there is basically nothing strange about these immortal species, and on the surface, they are almost the same as normal people.

Lao Sun even asked me to help me push a cart, and Yinuo's little Lori is the same as a real Lori, with a mentality that is easy to blow up, with little strength, and no special abilities.

At least I haven't seen Lao Sun, what special abilities Inuo has to show.

Well, Lao Sun's monkey hair incarnation doesn't count, this mountain ghost little Lori is still melted by mountain dew, the tiger's teeth hurt more than anyone else's, maybe it's just stone.

"Here we are."

Lao Sun, who was silent for a while, finally said a word, as if he was surprised by my poisonous tongue, phew, and eloquence just now, and it was rare that he didn't continue to make trouble.

"Well, it's here, na, give you a lollipop, don't make a fuss."

I took out a lollipop from my coat pocket and handed it to a little lori, said casually, opened the car door and got out of the car.

As for why I have a lollipop, well, mustard-flavored ice cream is five cents more expensive than other flavors, and this lollipop is an add-on.

"Grandpa, grandpa, I'm back!"

A petite black shadow passed past me, accompanied by an excited and coquettish royal sister's voice.

I turned on my phone's flashlight and looked around in a daze, except for a dimly lit farm yard in front of me, there were no buildings around.

"Where is this?"

"The home of the mountain ghosts, only by following the guidance of the mountain ghosts and fog can we find their habitat, which mountain is this, which mountain, I don't know, maybe we are in a certain stone in the mountain now."

"What the hell?"

Lao Sun skillfully took out an eye, took a sip, and said with a smile,

"Mountain ghosts, they are born with the ability to open up space in the mountains with grass and trees, leaves and stones, and it is rumored that this is a kind of use of their mist ability, let's go, I want to know what it is, go in and see if I understand better."

Lao Sun said with a smile while spitting out a smoke ring, then took out a large box of beautifully packaged tea leaves from the trunk of the sports car, and motioned for me to hurry up.

I was expressionless and pointed to the gift box in Lao Sun's hand.

"What's this?"

"What a greeting gift I prepared!"

Lao Sun said with a puzzled expression, and then looked at me with a shocked face,

"No, Lao Chuan, you won't tell me that you forgot to prepare a visit gift for the old man, right?"

Made!

The corners of my mouth twitched, did anyone tell me?!

"Okay, old grandson, you are doing this, right?"

I gritted my teeth and spit out, I said, why didn't you say anything just now, and you are waiting for me here, right?

There are no fewer supermarkets along the way, so you don't follow me, right?

I took a deep breath, and then walked forward quickly, the corners of Lao Sun's mouth were raised, and he tightly protected his gift box, his eyes were full of schadenfreude.