I was in a trance, a little confused, and returned to the living room, and the last sentence of Lao Sun was tiger-like.

Wait for others?

Immortals and others?!

It's hard for Lao Sun to have some emotional experience, forget it, this monkey hair has no hobbies except hot pot, and the aesthetics are not the same, and there will be a human love object who will see the hell.

I shook my head, then put aside what Lao Sun had just said, and casually took a piece of dragon fruit from the fruit bowl on the table.

Well, why is dragon fruit, a fruit that clears the spleen and lowers the fire, called dragon fruit?

This is almost the same as the little Lori in front of me, but it has a royal sister voice, grinding tiger teeth, and staring at me angrily at a certain little mountain ghost.

It's not reasonable at all.

"What for?"

I took another piece of kiwi and put it in my mouth and said casually.

That's right, the peeled kind, the thief is delicious.

"I peeled the kiwifruit, and I cut the dragon fruit!"

"So?"

I was calm and not intimidated at all.

Old man Zhao is sitting next to me eating fruit, what are you afraid of, you mountain ghost little Lori don't go to the old grandson who sneaks Huohuo's snacks over there to trouble, what are you looking for me?

Yinuo's little Lori's eyes widened, but the old man Zhao, who looked at me with a smile on his face and just looked at this scene lovingly, still pouted after all, didn't say anything, and ran to the side.

"Hey, this is the potato chips I bought, you put them down for me!"

Lao Sun smiled and put down the potato chips in his hand.

"Ahem, Nuonuo, don't be so stingy, Xiaosun, Nuo Nuo is more willful, forgive me!"

Old Man Zhao kept a straight face, scolded Yinuo in a low voice, and then shouted at Lao Sun with a smile on his face.

Seeing this, Lao Sun still didn't understand, nodded with a smile, shrank next to me in a gloomy manner, and silently poured himself a glass of water.

Comfortable!

I feel refreshed.

This is the dog man... Phew, the feeling of a fox and a fake tiger is really cool.

"Come, grandson, come to a banana."

Lao Sun looked at me with a touched face and hurriedly reached out to pick it up.

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, Lao Sun, you don't eat bananas, I'll eat it myself."

I quickly withdrew my outstretched hand and said with a pretended calm face.

"Hey, you're ......"

"Stop, Yinuo child, I have a name, my surname is Sun Tianchuan, don't call hey."

"Inuo, be polite."

Old Man Zhao looked at Yinuo with a serious face and said.

Hey.

The mountain ghost little Lori is so angry, the white and tender little feet are tense on the ground, and I can't wait to kick it in my face.

In response, I raised my eyebrows imperceptibly with a calm face, and continued to enjoy the fresh fruit.

"Brother Amagawa ~"

"Ahem!"

My back was cold, and I shivered unconsciously, the royal sister can't be clamped casually, it's really fatal to clip it.

"Ahem, there's no need to do this, Yinuo, you can just call me Tianchuan."

I tried to pretend to be calm and continued,

"Anyway, I'm not much older than you, we're the same generation."

Well, those with an age difference of less than five years are collectively referred to as peers.

"Then, Sun Tianchuan, and you, Sun Xingzhi, when will you leave my house? The substitute driving service ended yesterday, and it's not like I didn't give you both money. ”

Ino Lori clasped her hands on her hips and roared angrily.

What?

I looked at Lao Sun with a puzzled expression.

The task of driving is over, so what did you tell me just now?

Lao Sun's eyes flickered, pretending to cough dryly, and he tried to say calmly,

"The substitute driver is over, but it's not waiting to pick you up."

I was speechless.

Old Sun, can you find a worse excuse?

Sure enough, in the next second, a voice full of anger sounded again.

"Then you won't wait for me to place an order in a few days and come back, what is the situation at my house?"

I looked calm, stood up and pulled Lao Sun.

Let's go!

Don't covet other people's food, what are you doing here, come back in two days.

Well? Didn't pull!

I looked puzzled, and Lao Sun glanced at the old man Zhao, who was full of smiles and silent next to him, gritted his teeth, and whispered to me in his ear,

"You don't want to leave, this place is managed by the mountain ghost, without her mist guidance, we can't get out, even if we go out, in a few days, you Lao Chuanya will know when this side is over, how to come here again."

Well, that makes sense.

I smiled awkwardly and sat back on the couch in silence.

"Hmph, in today's society, some people are becoming more and more shameless, doing a substitute driver, not to mention eating and drinking, and shamelessly rubbing the house."

Yinuo little Lori snorted coldly, glanced at me and Lao Sun angrily, and said mockingly.

I could only immediately look at Old Man Zhao for help, but this time Old Man Zhao's eyes were full of helplessness.

It's not that I don't help you, but Xiaochuan, this house is the biggest in Nuonuo, I can still help you talk about food or something, and even I, an old man, have to listen to Nuo Nuo for other things.

I silently reached out and took out my grandson's pocket, and under his shocked eyes, I took out my grandson's wallet.

Well, it's pretty thick, and it's good to have a salary.

"Here, Yinuo, in addition to these, I will ask Lao Sun to give you an IOU of 100,000 yuan, which will be regarded as the accommodation fee for the two of us in the past few days."

I said calmly, casually shaking off Lao Sun's hand that was holding my arm.

Old grandson, don't pull me, what are you doing?

Why do you want to ask you what Lao Chuan is doing, why do you use my money?!

Lao Sun's eyes stared at me like fire, and he reached out to pull out my trouser pocket.

I looked calm, and glanced at Lao Sun angrily, isn't this your business, it will definitely cost you money.

Yes, I didn't bring a wallet, after the last time I have reacted, it is enough to have a mobile phone, and only Lao Sun has just woken up for a few days, his brain is still relatively old, and he is used to going out with banknotes.

The vain old grandson looked resentful, and leaned back on the sofa without love.

"100,000 yuan? It's hard to think you're still a little sincere, but if you want to stay in my house, you have to obey my rules, and you have to agree to my request. ”

"No problem."

I looked calm, did not panic at all, and continued to say calmly,

"If you have any requirements, just mention them, as long as Lao Sun can do it, I promise you that he will do his best to achieve it."

Lao Sun: "#*********! ”

"Hmph, it's not difficult to ask, you two are here, plus me and grandpa, just divided into two teams, we can go and play real CS!"

The little Lori's little face was full of excitement, and she made a posture with a gun and looked at the air in front of her.

Ha?

What's that?

I was stunned.

I couldn't have imagined that it would be such an outrageous request.

However, in the next second, something even more outrageous appeared......

"Live CS? Hahaha, where is it, hurry up, I think my grandson was a big killer in the Internet café, the champion of the first line of fire elite is me, not to mention the real CS, I may be a super master of one out of ten! ”

Lao Su's face was full of excitement, and he jumped up directly from the sofa, dancing with his hands, and flying out of his spit.

Yes?

If I'm not mistaken, this old gunplay game seems to have been released more than twenty years ago, well, it's almost catching up with my age.

In the first few years, it was popular all over the country, no, it should be popular all over the world, but the good times did not last long, due to too little investment in technology, the times are updated, and the plug-in monitoring is not strict, and now it has long been too cold to be cold.

Real CS was also affected by this, and all the stores closed down, but the monkey hair and the mountain ghost in front of him seemed to be very excited, this is the hobby of the immortal species?

I looked puzzled, and then the old man Zhao next to me shook his body obviously after hearing Yinuo's request, and smiled bitterly, as if he remembered some not very good memories, and silently got up and went upstairs.

"I'll go and prepare my own stuff first."

I vaguely heard Old Man Zhao whisper this.

“Go，gogogo！”

"Rush, rush, bright bayonet!"

Well, those two immortals over there are already crazy.

What kind of bayonet is bright, Lao Sun, which country's pirated game are you playing!

I covered my face with my hands, I didn't even see it!!

Half an hour later.

My legs were weak, my whole body was shivering, and my lips were white, but I still tried to pretend to be calm, and the wind was blowing hundreds of meters in the air.

"Why the hell there's a helicopter! I'm afraid of heights!! ”

"What are you doing so loudly, this is a large-scale realistic military base that my sister has spent a lot of money to build, and the main thing is a reality!"

Ino Lori was wearing goggles, her little face was full of excitement, and she was shouting at me dissatisfied.

In the driver's seat is a fully equipped, helmet-wearing, heroic old man Zhao.

"Roar, roar, roar!"

A certain monkey hair sitting in a helicopter was already too excited to speak.

Once again, I'm deeply sorry for the situation in which I am so wasted

What a ghost!

Special labor and management have to get off the plane!

I'm really afraid of heights!

"Grandpa Zhao, don't shake it... Yes... Shake... Ahh ”

Five minutes later.

I felt like I was falling apart, my eyes were blank, and I was lying on the ground without love.

Directly in front of you is not visible at all, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a steel fortress, and the metal gate in front of you alone is three meters high and ten meters wide.

Eldest sister, is it so profitable to write scripts?

I'm begging you to teach me now, it's too late.

"Well, considering that some of us have no physical strength this time, I won't open it all, just the simplest town map, two people in a team, and then play three games, five rounds a game, and randomly regroup each game.

In the end, who kills the most enemies and who scores the most points is the champion today, is there a problem? ”

"No problem at all!"

"Understood!"

"Well, can I quit?"

I asked weakly with a sad face.

"I can't."

Inuo's little Lori smiled slightly, and then refused mercilessly.

"By the way, the guns in my arsenal are all real, the bullets are empty cartridges, everyone must put on the armor, although my armor is the highest configuration, and the bazooka can resist, but I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of just in case, I can't take off the armor at any time, and then after being shot, I will directly exit the resurrection point and change it to a new one, understand?"

The little face of the mountain ghost Lori is full of seriousness, but her eyes are all on me.

"Totally understood!"

Lao Sun replied with excitement.

Old Man Zhao smiled and nodded.

I, I'd better write a suicide note silently.