Chapter 23: Mountain Ghosts (15)
A bullet came out of its chamber and sparked in the night, piercing through Lao Sun's scalp with precision, instantly burning a hole in his dense black hair.
I put down my pistol with a blank face, man, I can't be too soft-hearted.
Otherwise, like me, I knew that this bullet would not kill this monkey hair, but I still didn't aim it.
"Wow! Lao Chuan, you're so sick! Didn't I just tell you later, you didn't ......... Your uncle! Hold it! What are you going to do!! ”
I smiled slightly, silently took out an AK from the back seat, and by the way, took apart a lollipop and put it in my mouth.
Well, since I quit smoking, I usually have some lollipops on my body, and I almost feel like I don't have anything in my mouth.
"Dada!"
I expertly pulled the trigger and fired straight in front of me, listening to the howl of a monkey-haired ghost, and watching the sparks splashing from the muzzle of the gun in the night, I finally felt better.
A minute later.
After a shuttle, I came to Lao Sun with a smile on my face, looking at his embarrassed appearance and unsightly hairstyle, and I was extremely satisfied.
Then, without mercy, I continued to pick up the barrel of the gun and slammed it directly into the monkey's face.
Don't let you say it sooner!
Let you see the labor jokes!!
Let you drive blindly!!
Half an hour later.
In a calm mood, I returned to the co-pilot, glanced at the old grandson with a blue nose and swollen face in the driver's seat, and said calmly,
"Drive!"
As for the little Lori who is partnered with this monkey hair, hey, how can I say that I'm also an adult, and I really can't see a child.
I casually glanced up in the rearview mirror and looked at the back seat with a visibly red and swollen forehead, tears in my eyes, a lollipop in my mouth, and a little face gnashing my little lolita staring at my mountain ghost little Lori.
Of course, the mood is more comfortable, willing to gamble and lose, a lollipop bet on a brain melon, but, the mountain ghost little Lori, you yourself are unlucky, so I don't blame me.
The old grandson in the driver's seat glanced at me secretly, I didn't have to think about it, I knew that this monkey hair was despising me and scolding me shamelessly in my heart, but I was just an ordinary person.
Beating people is also a hard work, and now that I have back pain, I still don't bother to take care of my grandson.
"By the way, Lao Sun, bullets shouldn't hurt you, did you need to scream so badly just now? It's over. ”
I said with a casual smile.
"Fuck you! I can't hurt it, but it doesn't mean that I don't hurt, I hurt when you punch me, do you think I don't hurt when that thing passes through my body? ”
Lao Sun rubbed his swollen cheeks, grinned his teeth, and said to me angrily.
"You're a dignified Sun Xing, are you still afraid of pain?"
I smiled when I heard this, and immediately teased Lao Sun and said with a smile.
"Naturally, I'm not afraid of pain, and I can't remember how much I've experienced before."
Lao Sun said casually, and then said excitedly,
"But I have to attend the banquet of the mountain ghosts, you Lao Chuan really want to take a gun and pierce a few holes, although it will heal soon, but the stomach and intestines will still leave that hot feeling, affecting me to eat and taste the taste of food for a while!"
I covered my face silently, my heart was speechless, and I looked at the old grandson who was shouting excitedly next to me angrily, and I didn't want to say a word in my heart.
Finished!
This monkey fur is hopeless!
A few days after coming to this small courtyard, he has gone from a monkey hair who loves hot pot to a complete foodie.
Eh, it seems that you can't blame Lao Sun, with Old Man Zhao's craftsmanship, it may be normal to become a foodie, the mountain ghosts held a banquet for Old Man Zhao......
…… The food of the longevity seed must be delicious...... Ahem, phew! What do I want!
I hurriedly shook my head, my heart was full of self-blame and hatred, it won't be long before Mr. Zhao is about to pass away, why am I still here thinking about the "memorial service" that the mountain ghost gave Mr. Zhao in advance?
I hurriedly looked back, trying to confirm that Ino Lori was in good spirits.
"Whew... Call... Whew, I'm so hungry...... I really want to eat pork ribs... Whew..."
The mountain ghost little Lori in the back seat has fallen asleep for some time, with a lollipop in her mouth, talking in a daze, and a trace of crystal saliva flowing down the corner of her mouth.
Mala!
What kind of nonsense do I have to worry about as an ordinary person!
Worried, suspicious that this mountain ghost little Lori is out of control, doing something that could destroy the world, it's completely unnecessary!!
I put on a warm coat from the bottom of my heart and turned on the heater in the car to the maximum.
"That, Lao Sun, call me when it's time, I'll squint for a while."
"Wait, Lao Chuan, I'm ......"
Make up for sleep, I was too tired to listen to what my grandson said, covered my ears and fell asleep at the speed of light.
Lao Sun looked at me who fell asleep in a second in a daze, and then looked at Yinuo Xiao Lori, who was sleeping soundly in the back seat, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his face was full of tears.
"I don't know the way!"
A certain sad monkey hair shouted so quietly.
The happy time of sleeping is always short-lived, especially as people gradually enter middle age, and they feel that there is not enough time to sleep.
When I obviously only felt that I had slept for ten minutes, but in fact I had been asleep for almost an hour, I was woken up by the resentful old grandson rudely, and I felt even deeper about the time that this kind of sleep would pass quickly.
"Huh? Lao Chuan, the swelling of your face has disappeared very quickly, and it will disappear so quickly? ”
I looked at my handsome grandson with some amazement.
Lao Sun was speechless, and pushed me forward angrily, "What nonsense, it's to the ground." ”
"Wow! Sister Qiong Jing! ”
"Sister Ino!"
As soon as I looked up, a small black shadow swept past me and crashed directly into... Hmm, crashed into a big, big bosom.
The woman in front of her had skin like clotted fat, her eyebrows were like willow daisies, and her slender danqing eyes were rippling with water, and her smile was rippling, and she was holding the little Lori who crashed into her arms and spun around in place.
Because he was wearing a national style cheongsam, his slender and fair-skinned long legs were undoubtedly exposed, and the white was a little dazzling.
If you don't see your toes, you will be stunning in the world.
The morning face is like a picture, only to marvel at the fairy alone.
I was a little distracted for a while, and then I couldn't help blushing a little because I didn't know what shyness was.
"How?"
I felt a light bump on my back, and when I looked back, I happened to meet the playful eyes of Lao Sun.
"What's going on."
I coughed lightly and whispered a bad reply, trying to regain my composure.
Lao Sun's face flashed speechless, came to my side, and whispered in my ear angrily,
"What are you pretending, Lao Chuan, can I tell you, this Qiong Jing is also the most beautiful, the best figure, and the best temperament among all the mountain ghosts, which you Lao Chuan is not satisfied with?"
What are you satisfied with, what can I do with others as an ordinary person, I guess ...... Wait, what does Lao Sun mean by this, he has already known all the mountain ghosts?
I reacted with hindsight, and then suddenly looked up at Lao Sun, and immediately had a bad premonition in my heart.
"You two, it's really funny, we were still discussing just now, we want to choose one and invite you over."
Before I could ask Lao Sun, a gentle and gentle voice sounded like a spring breeze, and it was Qiong Jing, who was holding Yinuo's little Lori with one hand and a smile on her pretty face.
Well, at this time, Inuo's little Lori not only has no burnt hair, but also a swarthy little face, and even the redness and swelling on her forehead have disappeared completely.
I couldn't help but be a little amazed at the magic of the woman in front of me, this is the normal development of the immortal seed.
"The little sister's previous willfulness has caused a lot of trouble to the two distinguished guests, and Qiong Jing is here to apologize on behalf of my little sister. The little sister is young, and she still doesn't understand people, so I hope the two of you will forgive me. ”
"No... It's okay, it's okay. ”
I hurriedly waved my hand and stammered a little flustered.
I'm sorry! I'm a shame on humanity!!
I burst into tears in my heart, it stands to reason that I am so big, how could I still stutter, but I looked up at Qiong Jing, who was gracefully showing her posture in front of me and apologizing.
You can't blame me.
"Miss Qiong Jing, take the liberty to come, more... What a bother, I... My name is Sun Tian......"
Rubbish!
I can't wait to slap myself to death!
Why are you so wasteful!
I haven't seen a woman before!!
"Mr. Sun Tianchuan, right, this Mr. Walker has already told us about you in detail before."
Qiong Jing looked at me with a smile in her eyes, and raised her hand to invite.
"This way, please."
It was only then that I noticed the beautiful buildings around me, retro-style gardens and pavilions, rockeries, streams, flowers, birds, insects and fish; The most obvious and eye-catching thing is undoubtedly the crystal pavilion standing in front of you!
Even at night, it constantly emits a refreshing, warm white light.
It's obviously a cold crystal pavilion, but it makes it feel extraordinarily warm.
I don't know why I feel this way, and I don't know that it's night, but the flowers and trees around the buildings are as clear as daytime, and they have their original colors.
All this can only be attributed to the power of the immortal seed!
"Mr. Sun, how do you feel about all this?"
"Beautiful!"
I sighed from the bottom of my heart.
"That's good, in fact, this is also what we looked at your human architecture, took inspiration from it, and then used a little magic to build it."
And voila!
This is the style of the authentic immortal species!
I quietly glanced at the old grandson beside me, my heart was full of contempt, can you learn the monkey hair of hot pot in your brain!
"By the way, Miss Qiong Jing, where is Old Man Zhao?"
I raised my eyes and looked around, most of the people around me were all kinds of clothes, and if I pulled out any of them, I could kill the hottest female star outside.
Well, the mountain ghosts turned out to be women.
However, Lao Sun's aesthetics are normal, and the one next to me is indeed the most beautiful "king" in this "daughter country".
But I didn't see the protagonist of tonight's banquet, Old Man Zhao, and even Yinuo's little Lori just now, who didn't know where to run at this time.