Chapter 36: Mountain Ghosts (28)
"Alright, a few guests, now you need to choose a divination language version, please move to the table."
Lao Sun took a deep breath, then regained his calmness, and was the first to step forward and asked in a deep voice,
"How to choose, besides Chinese, is there anything else?"
"Mr. Xingshi said with a smile, although there are others, but our small shop does not use them, the language version just said is actually the language version of explaining the phenomenon of divination, there are ordinary, mysterious, middle and secondary."
The young boss smiled enthusiastically and continued to smile,
"After all, we have to respect the needs of every guest, after all, some guests like the tone of the second commentary, you can choose one you like."
As he spoke, the young boss took out a compass from his pocket, which was densely covered with words.
Lao Sun was dumbfounded, curiously played with the compass in his hand, then looked at it carefully, and said with a serious face,
"I want this... Ah no, the cold version! ”
"Okay, no problem, dear~"
The young boss casually picked up the tarot cards in his hand, smiled unabated, skillfully cut the cards, and after three seconds, put the cards on the table.
"Mr. Walker, please draw a card and turn it over."
Lao Sun tried to pretend to be calm, but in fact his heart was full of curiosity, and he took three cards from the pile of cards, and drew the fourth card and turned it over.
"Well, it's a fool."
The young boss looked at the pattern on the card, and the pattern was a young man wearing colorful clothes, carrying a cane on his shoulder, and the cane was hanging from his luggage, and a dog pulled by his back, and said with a smile.
"According to the rules of tarot cards, you are actually asked to turn over three cards to represent the past, present and future, but Mr. Walker, you are asking about your career, so one card is enough."
Lao Sun nodded calmly, but his heart was full of confusion, and he didn't understand anything at all.
Unscramble!
Hurry up and give me a handsome interpretation!
"The pace is firm and ignorant, and I have never regretted it in this life."
The young boss said softly, and then his smile was full of brightness, and he stretched out a palm towards Lao Sun,
"Benefit one million coins, credit card or cash, dear~"
The corners of Lao Sun's mouth twitched.
This is completely different from what I imagined!
Moreover, where does this interpretation have anything to do with the career?!
Despite roaring loudly in his heart, Lao Sun nodded calmly on the surface, and stretched out his finger to Mo Guan who was mercilessly laughing next to him.
"He pays!"
The laughter came to an abrupt end.
Mo Guan was expressionless, and then took out a card and threw it over.
"Oh, I'm next, old man?"
"That's right, Mr. Chef, which language do you want to choose?"
The young boss shook the lottery holder in his hand and asked with a warm smile.
"Old man, I'm just the most ordinary, just shake the lot, right?"
"That's right, dear~"
Old Man Zhao restrained his smile when he heard this, his face was serious, he closed his eyes, as if he was praying for something, and picked up the stick holder in his hand and shook it gently.
"Smack!"
A bamboo skewer falls off.
"Congratulations to the guests, sign the lot, go to the poor water, and sit and watch the clouds rise."
The young boss picked up the bamboo stick with a smile, read the signature softly, and raised his hand to show it to Master Zhao.
"Please explain it to the boss."
"No problem, Mr. Chef."
The young boss put the bamboo skewer back in his hand, and then said with a bright smile,
"The meaning of this sign is that the person you are concerned about will have a smooth sailing in the future, without too many twists and turns, and occasionally there will be some emotional difficulties, but after all, it will be like a cloud of poverty, get what you want, and be happy for a lifetime."
"Hahaha, that's really thank you boss for your good words!"
Old Man Zhao was obviously happy.
"This is your own lottery, and it has nothing to do with it."
The young boss smiled, took a card and swiped it again on a small machine.
Moguan: "......"
"Well, it's not the governor, are you paying for it?"
The young boss was slightly stunned, then smiled and asked Moguan.
Mala!
Mo Guan looked at the young boss's card speechlessly, and then looked at the old man Zhao who was smiling embarrassedly next to him.
I knew it was like that!
"Then what language version will give me the most expensive whole price, not bad money, understand?"
Mo Guan raised the big gold chain around his neck, looked like a nouveau riche, and said angrily.
Well, this yellow hair, red half-pants with a big gold chain does look like a nouveau riche.
"No problem, dear~, Mr. Governor, please put your hand on the crystal ball, and I will divinate your life for you."
Moguan looked calm, and put his hand on the crystal ball, only to see that the crystal ball immediately shone brightly, projecting a huge scene on the wall, accompanied by heavy metal music.
"Hold the grass!"
Lao Sun immediately spoke, his eyes were first shocked, and then full of envy.
Looks kind of handsome.........
"Hey, boss, why can't you hear this music and scene clearly, and you can't see any of them!"
Mo Guan was shocked at first, and then shouted with a dissatisfied face.
Oh yes!
I've paid so much for it!
You're not going to give me a broken product!!
"Oh, Mr. Governor, this is normal, because divination is your life, and it cannot be revealed due to the secret of heaven, so it can only be vaguely displayed."
The young boss smiled undiminishedly, looking up at the scene on the wall, as if he could see through it.
A few minutes later, the crystal ball was back to its original state.
"That's the end of it?"
Mo Guan said with some unfinished words, although he couldn't see or hear clearly, he felt that the music and scenes were all big scenes and shocking.
"It's over, dear~, here's your explanation, it's a bit long, please listen well."
"No problem."
A bit long?
It means that I am really awesome!
Mo Guan thought with some excitement.
The young boss smiled brightly, coughed lightly, and then took out a piece of paper in a trick, took a deep breath, and began to read quickly,
"Endless thunderstorms appeared behind them, and the earth trembled with the sea, symbolizing destruction and life; O power of thunder that has been dazzling from the past, and high in the world, surrender to me, and I will descend upon the nine heavens at last; Pray for me, O loving Mother Earth, for I was born destined for great things, and the creatures of the world, have you ever heard of it......?"
"Uncle Day!!"
Mo Guan was annoyed and angry, and felt so embarrassed that he was about to explode on the spot, and he yelled at the exit to interrupt.
"Poofha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha!"
I laughed so much that tears came straight out, clutching my stomach, and I couldn't straighten my waist at all.
The old grandson on the side was lying directly on the ground, rolling on the ground with laughter, and even the old man Zhao couldn't help but smile, and his shoulders couldn't help twitching.
"Don't laugh!"
Mo Guan's face turned red, and he kicked at the old sun on the ground, shouting in annoyance.
Lao Sun didn't resist at all, holding his stomach and rolling on the ground with laughter.
"Cow... Cow, Moguan, you... This... Divination... Absolutely... Finish! ”
Lao Sun tried hard to give a thumbs up to Moguan, and then laughed down.
"Ahem, the most expensive is the second version, which was chosen by you, Mr. Governor."
The young boss smiled undiminishedly, shrugged his shoulders, and a trace of helplessness flashed in his eyes.
"Why is the second of the two most expensive?"
Moguan's face was full of anger, and he yelled at the top of his voice.
"Because it has so many words."
The young boss smiled and explained with a sincere smile.
Moguan: "......"
"Well, it's my turn, I'll choose the normal version."
I forced a smile and walked over to the table and said to the young boss.
At this time, I suddenly realized that there is nothing wrong with being ordinary.
At least I won't die in public, hahaha......
"No problem, Mr. Free, I'll do the marriage for you."
Me: "......"
Hey, it's too much!
With a name and a surname, isn't it too disrespectful for you to call me Mr. Free!
Are ordinary people so unhuman about human rights!!
"It's not what you think, it's because you're free, so in order to ensure the accuracy of the divination results, we will change your name to Mr. Free, which is also based on the principle of equivalence.
Because if you don't pay for divination, using your real name for divination will cause an imbalance, which will affect the results of divination, and at worst cause major changes to your divination. ”
The young boss smiled enthusiastically, looked at me sincerely and explained with a smile, and then added.
"Of course, if you are willing to pay the hexagram fee, there will be no such problem."
I silently looked back at a certain governor.
"Humph!"
Mo Guan snorted coldly, with a look of disdain, and directly took his card from the young boss.
"Well, that, Lao Chuan, I can't help you with this, who made you laugh too loudly just now."
Lao Sun said calmly.
!
Why are you so swollen that you were kicked by Moguan, and you didn't forget to laugh, are you embarrassed to say?!
"Can this not be divined?"
I asked casually.
The young boss smiled brightly, his eyes were a little embarrassed, and he said with a smile,
"Yes, yes, but it may affect your fortune for the next few days, and you may be slightly unlucky for a few days."
"Please give me a divination."
"Okay, Mr. Free, please put you on the crystal ball."
I put my hand on it heartily, and the room was lit up again, and a pleasant and light music sounded.
Looking at this scene, Mo Guan snorted coldly again.
Ten minutes later, the crystal ball was calm again.
"Well, Mr. Free, your marriage is a bit complicated, although it looks extremely ordinary, and there are no major waves, but it is relatively easy to change.
It's the first time I've seen it in my career, so I can't explain it in detail, so I can only give you a sentence. ”
The young boss frowned slightly when he looked at the note in his hand, his smile narrowed a little, he looked up and smiled at me, and quietly put the crystal ball in the box.
"Don't hesitate, don't hesitate, don't regret."
Lao Sun looked puzzled.
Moguan was thoughtful.
Old Man Zhao smiled but did not speak.
I was the only one who was stunned and speechless.
Mala!
Sure enough, it's cheap and not good!
"This is my personal advice to you about your marriage, but it's up to you to do it, I wish you a smooth life and a happy relationship."
The young boss said with a bright smile.
At this time, I didn't take it to heart, I just thought it was perfunctory because it was free of orders.
After all, I don't even have a name or surname, so it's definitely not allowed, and as for what kind of advice it is, it's simply a lingua franca!