What does it look like when you die?

Probably this is a problem that has arisen a long, long time ago.

If you had asked me a few days ago, I would have been dismissive and impatient,

"If you're dead, you're dead, what can you become, you can still be a zombie, I'm afraid that I'll go directly to the crematorium if I'm afraid of becoming a zombie, and it's economical."

In the past, I was more afraid and evasive about the topic of death, and if I could, I even hoped that my old man and my mother would live a long life, and then die together on the same day with a smile.

As for myself, it doesn't matter.

I am not as good as my old man, I have understood this since I was born, I am greedy for pleasure and self-contained, dreamy and lazy.

So, as long as I can take care of myself, anything will happen, and I never cared.

After all, apart from my old man and my mother, well, at most an old man, who cares about my parting?

Like spring flowing water, like summer rain cicadas.

Everything is never static, even the small will of ordinary people like me.

If you ask me in the future when I changed my mind and planned to embrace a wholehearted world, then I will tell you firmly and silently, right now.

Even if it's a traffic jam right now.........

"Served, is there no limit to today? Why is it blocked like this, a lot of mountain ghosts will come after a while, Moguan, what should you do? ”

Lao Sun leaned out of the window, looked at the dense and endless traffic, and yelled angrily at the co-pilot's Mo Guan.

"Can you blame me? I don't even know when you will wake up, but as soon as you came last night, you gave me such a big surprise, or a character like Zhao Chushen is leaving, how can I arrange it for you, why don't you notify me half a day in advance! ”

Moguan was even angrier than Lao Sun, and immediately slapped the horn vigorously and roared back.

Lao Sun sneered, "It seems that I told you Moguan in advance, and your Moguan will agree to Old Man Zhao coming to you?" ”

Moguan was speechless.

He really couldn't refute that.

"Ahem, Moguan Mansion Master, I'm really sorry."

Old Man Zhao coughed dryly, and said to Moguan embarrassedly, but his old man had no choice, if he wanted to hide from Yinuo and the others and go by himself, he had to come to the nearest sub-district mansion.

Moreover, if he, Old Man Zhao, came alone, I am afraid that it would cause greater turmoil......

So you have to have an acquaintance in the underworld, arrange to hide your identity, and leave quietly.

And Lao Sun sold Moguan happily at the price of two luxurious meals.

When I first learned the news, I covered my face silently and didn't see it at all.

This monkey hair has evolved from hot pot red hair to foodie monkey hair.

It's no wonder that Moguan is angry, whoever is so engaged in by his old friend will ......

"I'm taking the risk of being punished for a while, accompany you to do this, you just sell me, and you don't leave me a bite to eat, labor and management have been in the underworld for so many years, and they haven't eaten the food of the chef!"

Mo Guan trembled with anger, he knew that Lao Sun had sold him for such a price, and he had to grab half of everything.

His wife is still a die-hard fan of Old Man Zhao, and when he goes home and Xiao Zhao knows about it, he is afraid that he will not be able to return home for half a year!

"I'm really sorry, it's in a hurry, old man, I forgot to bring a gift, next time... Well, I'm sorry. ”

Old Man Zhao was even more embarrassed, and he rummaged through his whole body and couldn't find anything else.

Alas, I would have brought some pastries in advance.

That would be in a hurry to avoid Nono, but I forgot about it.

"Why are you spitting it out to labor!"

The more Mo Guan thought about it, the more angry he became, he had gone crazy several times, especially looking at the traffic jam, maybe he would have to block a lot of crazy mountain ghosts.

Mala!

In the end, it was not enough for me to bleed heavily, and after I was busy, I was punished and complained by my wife, and I had to work part-time as a thug bodyguard, and I couldn't even get a hair.

"Why don't you spit it out to labor and management today, there is half of labor and management in it, and you can't let your shameless grandson digest it if you don't eat it!"

I silently shrank my head, and then I realized how lucky I was in the past two days, almost just to play and chat, and I received the food and accommodation of the kitchen god, and now, Mr. Zhao has returned this recipe.

Although it is some simple, somewhat mutilated recipes.

But it must be very precious, I didn't see him Moguan is now almost beating out the old Sun Monkey's brain for a meal.

I was a little frightened, so I immediately touched my clothes in my arms, looked at Mr. Zhao, and wanted to open my mouth to return this recipe to Mr. Zhao.

"That, Grandpa Zhao, I think this thing ......"

"I didn't eat the two luxurious dinners alone, he Lao Chuan ate definitely half of it, don't keep beating me!"

In the driver's seat, I didn't dare to resist because I knew that I was wrong, and soon the old grandson, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, pointed at me, and immediately shouted loudly at Moguan.

!

I wanted to beat the waste monkey hair to death immediately, but as soon as I looked up, I was greeted by a pair of eyes without any emotion.

"Oh, it turns out that there is still you Lao Chuan, yes, yes, you Lao Chuan is so familiar with Zhao Chushen, this life must be very enviable recently."

Mo Guan stared at me expressionlessly and said, I was inexplicably cold all over, and I only felt a cold wind blowing in my back.

Old Man Zhao smiled helplessly and gave me a helpless look.

"Lao Chuan, I told you at the time to let you eat less, you have to rob me of it........."

Made!

I even fell into a pit of monkey hair again.

Now that I think about it, with the speed at which I eat, how could I possibly snatch half of the food from Lao Sun's mouth.

No wonder Yinuo didn't eat a bite of the two so-called supper, and he didn't open the door......

Looking at the ink view in front of me, which was getting more and more wrong, I didn't have a reason to be stunned, and pretended to roll down the window, "There are so many cars here, when can I pass?" ”

"Lao Chuan, no, your work to change the topic is getting worse and worse."

A monkey with a blue nose and swollen face shook his head and commented lightly.

"Or you Lao Chuan think of a way, so that we can get out of this traffic jam predicament, obedient you Lao Chuan ghost has a lot of ideas, let's do things early, and you can be regarded as guilty and meritorious."

Mo Guan suddenly smiled coldly, stared at me and said angrily.

What?

Where did you hear people say that I have a ghostly idea...... I glanced at the sneering grandson, and then acquiesced.

Tactics!

That's called tactics!!

I roared inwardly, but for now I could only recognize the hat.

After a while, the mountain ghosts really want to chase after them, and they can't ignore it, and the most important thing is to let Old Man Zhao leave quietly and smoothly.

A large wave of sadness suddenly welled up in my heart, in fact, from following Old Man Zhao all the way, this sadness has been irrepressibly gushing out many times.

The old man next to him should be calm and welcome the end of his legendary life.

I don't know what kind of feelings I should have, but when I think of Old Man Zhao's meticulous care these days, Old Man Zhao's kind smile comes to mind...... Forget it, it's useless to think about it.

Old Man Zhao made all the preparations, and in almost unknown circumstances, he finished a grand farewell.

The old man hoped that he would not cause any trouble to the world and leave quietly.

"I have a way."

I raised my head, looked directly at Moguan, and said calmly.

I don't know if the Moguan in front of me, Lao Sun, is really making noise or partnering to set me up.

A provincial governor, really can't solve the problem of traffic jams?

I'm too lazy to think about it, what kind of good thing can this immortal species that monkey hair knows?!

"The method is very simple, you Moguan or Lao Sun, go out alone to attract fire... Ah no, attract attention, and then I will take Mr. Zhao and go to the destination with the rest of the person, Mr. Zhao can do some disguise casually, as long as the attraction is good enough, there will be no problem at all. ”

The traffic jam is just a trivial matter, and it is rare that Master Zhao can't get out of the car and is discovered by others.

"According to the estimated walking time on the map, it will take about ten minutes, so the person who goes out to attract someone's attention will have to survive at least ten minutes, and then come to us by any means to meet us."

I glanced at the map on my phone and said calmly.

"Then why can't it be Lao Chuan, you go out to attract!"

A certain monkey hair, the governor, after looking at each other, shouted in unison.

"It's very simple, first, I'm an ordinary person, I don't have anything to attract, no matter how bizarre and funny I do, I can't attract everyone's attention, and I'm easy to be subdued;

Second, I'm an ordinary person, and I can't get out of it quickly and meet you after ten minutes of delay, so this matter can only be one of the two of you. ”

I smiled and added calmly.

"Then Moguan goes, he is the governor of the government, whether he goes out or announces in public the words of the second lieutenant he got last night, he can attract attention for the first time, and no one dares to care yet."

Lao Sun nodded when he heard this, and as he spoke, he was about to push Moguan out of the door.

"Fart!"

Mo Guan leaned against the car door, his face turned red with anger, "You special walker has a lot more influence in the underworld than me, you can attract a large number of people when you go out and reveal your identity and howl casually!" ”

"No, I want to maintain a sense of mystery, and I haven't recovered completely recently, what if I meet any enemies?"

"Is there anyone else in the underworld who dares to trouble you?"

"That's not good, I'm going to brush the hot pot with my face in the future, running naked is such a bad thing, my grandson can't do it!"

Lao Sun's face was straightforward.

"What kind of labor can do it? It's shameless for labor and management, right? ”

Mo Guan was so angry that his face was full of madness.

"Rock-paper-scissors, a game to decide the winner."

I added with a calm face.

"Good!"

Moguan looked firm.

"Okay."

Lao Sun was reluctant to make it difficult.

"Rock, scissors... Knives, cloth! ”

Cloth to fist.

"Hahaha, I won, old grandson, you are still obedient......"

Lao Sun's eyes were quick, and when Moguan was slack, he reached over and opened the car door, kicked it out, and didn't forget to poke his head out at the same time, shouting,

"Look! The mayor of Moguan Mansion is running naked!! ”

Then Lao Sun looked calm, looked back at me and Mr. Zhao who were stunned, smiled and said,

"I didn't say whether I won or lost, such a long fame must have given him Moguan!"