Chapter Eighty-Eight: Peerless (15)
If there's something that can't be solved by a brick, then do it again.
As long as you have enough strength, steal... No, it's the timing that is right, and blunt weapons such as bricks are the most striking weapons.
Well, although Wang Xiaohai is holding a stone at this time, it is not a brick, but it is not a brick, it is better than a brick.
Stones are also very powerful, and you look at this elegant arc, as soon as you look at him, Wang Xiaohai usually smashes people, he is the master of the bricks cast by thousands of exercises!
However, it was such a perfect sneak attack......
"Who?"
Lao Sun seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, tilted his head, easily dodged this powerful blow, and firmly grasped the wrist of a fat man.
"Lao Wang? What are you doing with a stone at me? ”
The frog doll held a skewer in one hand, stared at Wang Xiaohai with unkind eyes, and said angrily.
"What? I want to grab my skewers, tell you, I don't understand, I want to eat and line up by myself, this is all my grandson's! ”
The frog doll snorted coldly and pinched the wrist of a fat man, and the stone fell to the ground with a "clang".
"It's okay, boss, you keep roasting yours, this fat man is crazy hungry, don't worry about him."
The frog doll smiled and said to the middle-aged uncle in front of him, and then pushed a fat man angrily, and spread his hands to protect the stall.
"I've covered this stall, Lao Wang, how far and how far you go!"
Wang Xiaohai sneered, looked at his red and sore wrist, and was so painful that he couldn't even say half a clear sentence, just like that, he had to squeeze out a smile on his fat face.
I'm so hard!
Wang Xiaohai wanted to cry without tears in his heart, so he quickly stretched out his other fat hand and rubbed his painful wrist.
Didn't you miss it! Do you need to be so strong! I didn't want to rob your grandson's skewers!!
"No, Brother Walker, you misunderstood me, I'll just make a ...... with you"
"Go aside, don't get in the way of me eating skewers, I'm busy, hurry up!"
The frog doll looked wary and interrupted unceremoniously.
Wang Xiaohai's smile froze, but he still didn't leave, and continued to smile reluctantly, trying to explain something.
"If you can't go, if you don't go, I'll beat you up!"
The frog doll was even more vigilant, and smashed the empty stick in his hand towards a fat man.
"Hey, big brother, I'll have to ...... after settling the bill."
"Alipay has arrived at 1,000 yuan."
The frog doll skillfully took out the mobile phone and coded it, although it was a doll costume, it did not restrict the fingers to flexibly operate the payment.
"Round this number first, if it's not enough, I'll pay it, boss, I'll pay for it."
"Okay!"
The middle-aged uncle in the stall smiled, his hands were fast, and he skillfully flipped the roasted chicken wings in his hand on the charcoal stove.
A drop of cold sweat slowly flowed down Wang Xiaohai's forehead, looking at the iron stick that had just passed by his fat face, he swallowed his saliva unconsciously.
That's scary, isn't it?
I can't see it at all! If this flies to the eyes, he Wang Xiaohai will be blind!
It's not so ruthless, I really didn't want to rob you of the strings......
Wang Xiaohai burst into tears in his heart.
"Not leaving?"
"No, Brother Walker, listen to me......"
Sou!
Wang Xiaohai silently stepped back a few meters, continued to squeeze out a smile, and looked at the frog doll with a smile.
"No, big brother, you listen to my explanation......"
Sou!
Convinced!
With such a wide doll costume, how can you play this iron stick into a dart!!
"Big brother, I'm really hungry."
The panda doll looked at the scene in front of him, lowered his head and picked up an iron stick from his feet, and turned his head to say shyly.
I was expressionless, my hand shrunk in my sleeve clenched into a fist involuntarily, and I didn't have time to deal with Xiang Yu's foolishness.
Mala!
What a rubbish!
Beat someone, you said you can't beat a fat man, and you still have a walker, for fear that others won't know your identity, right?
And you are a monkey hair, if you don't eat for a second, you will die, right, and you have a special stall, eat a string of 1,000 yuan and say that the flowers will be spent, and the special one is tied to the labor card!
What more can I expect from you!!
I bent down and picked up a stone of the right weight, which was neither too big nor too small, and then took a piece that was retracted into the sleeve of my trench coat.
"You two, don't run around, Inuo, you look at them, stay here obediently, and I'll buy you ice cream later."
I casually said something to the side, pushed my sunglasses, pressed down the brim of my top hat, covered the side of my face, and walked towards the two fools in front of me.
"Hurry up and get out of my stall, stay for a second, I'll really kill you fat man......"
"Excuse me, excuse me, is this the sizzling squid you ordered?"
The frog doll was scolding the fat man in front of him with an angry face, when suddenly a somewhat familiar voice came from his ears.
"Squid, not my ......"
As soon as the frog doll turned his head, he saw a few strings of squid glowing with golden butter, with a tangy fragrance, which directly stimulated his taste buds.
"That's right, that's ...... me"
Lao Sun only had the squid left in his eyes, and he didn't think much about the familiar voice in his ears, a smile immediately appeared on his face, and he looked up and planned to ignore the thirty-seven twenty-one, and directly recognize it with a cheeky face.
However, what awaited him was a sound of breaking through the air.
"Bang!"
The hard stone slammed into the door with precision, and the frog's hood was dented.
"I'm sorry, I'm smiling, this seafood allergy, I just remembered."
I made a casual excuse and said to the middle-aged uncle who was looking at me dumbfounded.
Obviously, the vendor didn't react to what was going on in front of him.
"Holy! Old ......"
"Bang!"
I smashed another stone on the top of a monkey's head, and said calmly,
"With whom, no big or small, you don't recognize me as a big brother when you go out, right, you have to call me the boss, you look at me, even your seafood allergy wants to send you squid, you just eat skewers here."
Scold!
It's really rough and thick!
If you were a normal person, I would have fainted long ago, not to mention that I didn't leave my hand at all, and directly rounded my arms, using all the strength I can use in my current rebirth realm.
As a result, the monkey hair shook the frog hood, and as if nothing happened, he stood firm.
This is still his grandson in order to experience all kinds of food, and he adjusted his body to the level of a normal person.
Phew! I think it's a normal person, steel and iron, right? Okay, I'm worried that I don't have a meat shield yet!
"Boss?"
The frog doll looked confused.
"What, there's a problem?"
I snatched the remaining skewers from the cargo and looked at them calmly.
"Oh, yes, yes, boss, why did you come, boss, I've been baking this skewer for a long time."
Although the frog doll couldn't see the eyes behind the sunglasses at all, it was still very attentive, glanced at Wang Xiaohai, who came over cautiously, and hurriedly said with a smile.
"Well, you all know each other?"
The middle-aged uncle looked suspicious, asked a little cautiously, and didn't dare to look me in the eyes.
Hey, what are you afraid of, although I wear sunglasses, I'm not a gangster!
I couldn't complain, but I didn't bother to correct this middle-aged uncle who was obviously making up in my brain.
It's the right thing to leave the place of right and wrong quickly, and wherever you go, there will be no shortage of people who watch the excitement.
I looked around quietly, and obviously felt that it was gradually increasing, and the curious gaze cast over me, pulled down the brim of my hat again, cleared my throat and said,
"Boss, you don't need to bake it, just have these in your hands, we still have something to do, so let's go first."
After saying that, I casually pulled a bag and skillfully took the chicken wings that were almost baked in the middle-aged uncle's hand, as well as other gluten and meat skewers that looked almost cooked, and put them all into the bag.
Then I picked up the back of a frog doll's neck, got up and left, came not far away, and beckoned my tiger panda doll and a little Lori, and quickly left these stalls.
"Is this a show for a while?"
"Guess what, it could be a new store to advertise."
"That man in trench coat and sunglasses, didn't you let that frog call him boss, it's not like propaganda, right?"
"Shhhh Be quiet, what do you care so much about, how many things do you understand! ”
"Could it be that it's a gangster?"
"Don't be funny, this is an exchange meeting, where are the gangsters here, but maybe, there are some unorthodox identities that are possible."
"That young lady looks like a beautiful woman at first glance, Feixin didn't even want to get on it, it's a step late!"
"......, what about the police, what about the police, I report, there are perverts here who want to abduct children!"
Inside a remote alley.
I looked around, then stopped, took off my sunglasses, and looked back angrily,
"That's it, let's take a break."
"No, Brother Tianchuan, let's ......"
"Call me Lao Chuan, I'm the captain of the third squad under you, Minister Wang."
"Oh, Lao Chuan, why are we running?"
I glanced at Wang Xiaohai, who looked puzzled, his face was not red or panting, this fat man's physical strength is very good.
But in fact, it should be that the three layers of clear heart are not practiced in vain.
"Am I talking about this?"
I kicked the frog doll next to me angrily, then took out the chicken wing gluten from the bag and handed it to two people who were swallowing saliva and had already taken off their hoods.
"No, Lao Chuan, this ......"
"Huh?"
"Captain!"
Lao Sun looked dumbfounded, then pointed to the bag in my hand, and hurriedly smiled.
"Captain, I ordered this, why should I have a few of them?"
"Didn't you eat them all?"
"I just ate two skewers!"
Lao Sun pretended to be pitiful and said.
"Besides, it's all my ...... to say it."
"You're spending my money."
I looked calm, handed the bag in my hand to Xiang Yu, and sneered at Lao Sun and said,
"Moreover, in view of the practice of a certain deputy captain ignoring discipline, not making a report, and not obeying the rules, your mobile phone has been confiscated, and you have spent money or something, and you have applied with Lao Xiang, and Lao Xiang reported to me, understand?"
Lao Sun's face suddenly turned bitter melon, looking at the mobile phone in my hand, with a helpless face.
When did you take it?!
O thief!
"Call you!"
I kicked Xiang Yu, who was full of oil, and said angrily.
"Who? Oh yes, I'm an old item, don't worry, big... Top dog! I promise that the vice-captain won't spend a penny, just watch us eat, drink and have fun! ”
Lao Sun silently put on a frog hood to hide his gritted teeth.
Made!
Why did labor and management fool you in the first place!