Chapter 22: The Plane Crash

"Master, who is this woman?" At this time, Sheng Cuicui arrived.

Du Yuanhang grabbed a life-saving straw, hugged Sheng Cuicui, and said: "Lin Meimei, don't mess around anymore, my current girlfriend is Sheng Cuicui!" ”

When they heard this, they were amazed!

Lin Meimei was not surprised, walked around Sheng Cuicui, clasped her hands on her chest, and asked, "Did you sleep with him?" ”

Sheng Cuicui's face was red, and a slap slapped Lin Meimei's face: "You woman, what nonsense!" ”

Lin Meimei suddenly grabbed Sheng Cuicui's hair, and the two scuffled together.

Ying Yongjian thought to himself, Lao Du, you have hurt Sheng Cuicui, suddenly grabbed a woman, and swore sovereignty, can Lin Meimei not be in a hurry?

Du Yuanhang was about to step forward and pull away the two women, when suddenly the purser ran over: "Pilot Du, it's not good, the two aircraft have been driven away!" ”

"What? Who's looking for death? Du Yuanhang ran out with the purser.

Before Du Yuanhang ran to the side of the mothership, he saw two escape planes taking off from the deck of the 'Youzi Posture' one after the other, climbing all the way.

Du Yuanhang panted and asked, "Purser, are they pilots?" ”

"No, they said they played with model airplanes!"

"Oh, the cake seller!" Du Yuanhang slapped his head.

Sure enough, shortly after the plane climbed upward, it fell one after another. Two flames rose from the rocks in the distance.

Du Yuanhang sat down, but he was not in a hurry.

The purser asked, "Pilot Du, without these two escape planes, would we be dead?" ”

"Even with these two planes, we're dead. Can we still escape? ”

The purser said, "Pilot Du, we don't have much food and energy left. ”

Du Yuanhang said: "If you have time, hide it first!" Once these people find out that the food is running out, they will definitely grab it. ”

USS Pose with You Lounge.

As soon as Du Yuanhang and the purser arrived in the lounge, they saw a woman vomiting incessantly.

The purser said to Li Sha: "Go find Dr. Ying!" ”

Li Sha said: "I've found it, Doctor Ying will be there soon." ”

Du Yuanhang asked, "This lady, are you also pregnant?" ”

The woman stopped vomiting and scolded, "Your mother is pregnant!" ”

"Why did you vomit like this if you weren't pregnant?" Du Yuanhang muttered.

At this time, Ying Yongjian followed the fairy tale to arrive.

Ying Yongjian gave the woman four consultations and asked, "Girl, what did you eat?" ”

"I went to the store to buy food, and they didn't have any vegetables and fruits, only bitter gourd, so I bought them and ate them. It's been a long time since I've eaten fruits and vegetables! The woman said as she vomited.

And so it was. If you eat something bitter, you will naturally vomit, which is also normal, just don't eat it. Ying Yongjian said.

"It turned out to be a false alarm, I thought we were going to add more people here!" Du Yuanhang grunted and left.

The fairy tale asked, "Doctor Ying, why do you vomit when you eat bitter things?" ”

Ying Yongjian explained: "The bitterness is the heaviest. After the bitterness enters the stomach, no other taste can overcome the bitterness, and the bitterness sinks to the lower belly of the stomach. At this time, the three cokes are all occluded, and the qi cannot be passed, so there is no way to go, and it can only be spit out of the mouth. ”

The fairy tale asked again: "Doctor Ying, according to what you said, if you don't eat bitterness, then Sanjiao is passable?" ”

"Of course, if Sanjiao has been blocked, then the person will not survive."

"Doctor Ying, you once said that people should eat all five flavors. So what if the human body needs bitterness, and the bitterness can't get in, and it spits out after eating? "Fairy tales are in hot pursuit.

"Fairy Tale Girl, you asked this question too well, a little deep. Indeed, the human body needs the five flavors. But the bitterness usually enters from the bones, and the teeth in the mouth are the ends of the bones, which is why the bitterness enters the stomach and then returns to the mouth. ”

After Ying Yongjian finished speaking, he glanced at the fairy tale and admired it very much.

"Then if we suffer a little bit, will we all vomit?" The purser asked suddenly.

"Purser, your question also carries a lot of weight. In fact, if you eat a little bit of bitterness, the general stomach can accept it and will not vomit it. Only when I have eaten too much bitterness and my stomach can't accept it anymore will I vomit it. Ying Yongjian said.

"Just like in life, we have endured a lot of hardships, and some of them finally can't accept it, so they give up on life." Kim Sanjin walked in at this moment and added.

"Makes sense, but it's not quite. In short, you can't do anything too much, it's better not to do too much, and you have to grasp the 'degree'. Ying Yongjian said.

Before I knew it, more than a month had passed.

Ying Yongjian took fairy tales, Sheng Cuicui, Li Guangzong, Li Sha and others to teach Du Yuanhang's 'Taitai Interception' kung fu, and also learned a little fur.

At this time, on the naked planet, winter has passed and entered a sunny spring.

On this day, several people were practicing seriously, and Li Sha hurriedly ran over from the mothership.

"Oh no, Master Du, Doctor Ying, someone has robbed the mothership!" Lisa shouted breathlessly.

"What? Did these guys really do it? Du Yuanhang immediately stopped teaching and said, "Let's go, let's meet them!" ”

Several people ran to the side of the mothership and saw that the purser and several store salesmen had been driven off the mothership.

The purser was pushed to the ground by a young man, and behind this young man, there was a man with long hair and fluttering hair, who was Shang Guan.

Du Yuanhang walked over and shouted, "Shangguan, you pushed the purser down, right?" ”

"What's the matter, Pilot Du, you still want to be nosy?"

"Exactly, I am ready to take over this naked planet, and we have established a 'Red Ball Village'!"

"Hahaha, you really don't know how many pounds and taels you have. You're just the one who flies the plane, and you want to manage thousands of us? ”

"We recognize that the village chief of this Chiqiu Village is our Dr. Ying Yongjian Ying!" Du Yuanhang glanced at Jin Sanjin and the others.

Jin Sanjin took the lead and shouted: "Village Chief Ying, we all listen to you!" ”

Ying Yongjian hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Absolutely not." This village chief should be elected by everyone! ”

"Doctor Ying, you are the village chief we elected, everyone recognizes!" Jin Sanjin shouted again.

Everyone shouted together: "Long live Village Chief Ying, Village Chief Ying!" ”

Shang Guan and the others laughed again.

"Village Chief Ying? Long live? A Lang Zhong who sees a doctor can also be the village head? Let me tell you, we also elected a village chief! Shang Guan smiled.

"You don't have a choice! We are Chiqiu Village, which village are you? Du Yuanhang said angrily.

"We call it 'Naked Ball Village', since this is a naked planet recognized by everyone, then you call it Red Ball, and we call it 'Naked Ball'! What's wrong? "Not to be outdone.

The crowd burst into laughter. Someone said, "Shangguan, it's better for you to call it 'Naked Village'!" You don't all wear clothes, go back to primitive society! ”

Immediately after another burst of wild laughter, Shang Guan was furious and shouted: "We have also elected a village head, he is Mr. Cai Quchi, the chairman of the famous listed company!" ”

When Jin Sanjin heard this, his face was red, and he ran to Shang Guan's front and said, "This person is a liar, he deceived me by one billion on the earth, how can he be the village chief?" ”

"Billion?" Everyone was stunned. Everyone looked at the person next to Shang Guan.

"Ladies and gentlemen, who is the head of this village, we will make another decision. However, the contemptible people have founded several listed companies on the earth and managed a team of thousands of people, do you think I can be the village head? Cai Quchi seemed righteous and strict.

Jin Sanjin walked in front of Cai Quchi and said loudly: "Cai Quchi, since your life on Earth is so good, why did you escape to the Naked Planet?" ”

"This ......" Cai Quchi couldn't find the right words to answer.

"Don't be delusional. In this way, those who are willing to join our 'naked ball village' will stand on my side! Shang Guan shouted.

Hula, a group of people stood up.

Du Yuanhang also shouted: "Those who are willing to join our 'Chiqiu Village' stand on our side!" ”

Hula again, and a group of people stood behind Du Yuanhang.

Ying Yongjian glanced at the heights, counting the number of people in his heart.

The number of people standing in the naked ball village is probably less than 1,000.

And the number of people who stood in their own Chiqiu Village was far more than 1,000.

Ying Yongjian couldn't help but feel that this was really "although there are tens of millions of people, I will go!" ”

Du Yuanhang said: "In this case, we must share half of the food and resources you have robbed, otherwise, we have a lot of people, but we have to do it!" ”

Shang Guan saw that his number was inferior, and if he made a hard move, he would definitely suffer, so he shouted: "A gentleman's word!" ”

"Whip the horse!" Du Yuanhang replied loudly.

"In that case, brothers, give them half of what we have snatched! From now on, the water does not interfere with the river water! Shang Guan ordered.