Ying Yongjian endured the pain in his legs, hugged his fists and said, "Uncle, we are passers-by!" ”

"How did you come to this planet and still speak Qin!" The shadow man spoke word by word, slowly, as if he hadn't spoken in years.

"Qin language? Hahaha, I haven't heard of it! Pu Shi panted, but he couldn't hold back and laughed.

"Uncle, we've only heard of Chinese, and my husband said we speak Qin?"

"Ignorant child, my Great Qin Dynasty unified the world, isn't it the Qin language?"

"Great Qin Dynasty, old man, are you dreaming?" Plain scoffed.

Ying Yongjian shouted: "Simple, don't be rude to the elderly!" ”

"What's the matter, isn't it the Great Qin Dynasty on Earth now?" The shadow man said angrily.

Pu covered his mouth, but still laughed out loud!

"Uncle, it has been more than 2,200 years since the Qin Dynasty, and countless dynasties have been replaced!"

"Countless dynasties? Could it be that my son did not continue the Qin Dynasty? ”

"Your son?"

"I'm Yingzheng!"

"Who is Yingzheng?" Pu asked plainly.

"Yingzheng is Qin Shi Huang!" Ying Yongjian replied casually.

"Qin Shi Huang? Oh my god, how is that possible? Pu Shi exclaimed.

Ying Yongjian was not surprised, because he had already met Lao Tzu thousands of years ago.

The black shadow said: "What's the matter, little ghost, don't I look like Yingzheng?" ”

Ying Yongjian hugged his fists and said, "Uncle, please forgive me." We are modern people, and we don't believe much in ghosts and gods. ”

"What? You say I'm a ghost? The Shadow Man was furious again.

"Or are you God?" Pu Shi added.

"Alas, I didn't expect one misstep to become a thousand years of hatred!" The Shadow Man sighed.

"Unless you can prove that you are Yingzheng."

The dark shadow man said faintly: "When I destroyed the Six Kingdoms and unified China, does this still need to be confirmed? ”

"What else?" Pu asked plainly.

"I unified weights and measures and currency, implemented the county system throughout the country, built the Great Wall, built ditches, and my Great Qin was unprecedentedly powerful, is this still false?"

"Then how did you end up on the Naked Planet?" Plain questioning.

"When I traveled to Xingtai, I suddenly fell ill. Several of my ministers plotted to kill me and help my second son ascend to the throne. I was about to give up my life because I was powerless, when suddenly someone pulled me up, and then put a man who looked like me to accompany my courtiers. ”

"I see." Pu Shi suddenly woke up.

"That guy took you to the Naked Planet?" Ying Yongjian asked.

"I've never seen that person. After I was pulled up by him, I suddenly fainted, and when I woke up, I was on this planet. ”

"And you've been with wolves for thousands of years?" Ying Yongjian asked again.

"When I first woke up, the wolf howled at me and wanted to eat me. Later, I stood up majestically, waved my long sleeves, and flew away from the sand, and the wolves obeyed. ”

"An emperor through the ages, it's just different." Said plainly.

"The First Emperor of the Ages?" The shadow man asked.

"Yes. Later, there was a dynasty called the 'Ming Dynasty', and there was a famous thinker named Li Zhen who called you the 'Emperor of the Ages'. Ying Yongjian explained.

"Will there be no one in the Hereafter who will surpass me?" The Shadow Man laughed.

"Not really. In my heart, maybe you are not the emperor of the ages. Ying Yongjian said.

"Oh, so who do you think can surpass me?"

"That's too much!" Ying Yongjian said.

"Your Majesty the First Emperor, I admit that you are the First Emperor of the Ages!" Pu Shi suddenly knelt down.

"Boy, count yourself as having a vision. I'll let my wolf stop eating you, and as for you companion, hehe! The Shadow Man sneered.

"Your Majesty the First Emperor, this is my master, you also have to let your wolf not eat him, his ambition is not small, and he is a doctor!"

"Doctor?"

"That is, Lang Zhong who heals the sick!"

"He wants to live unless he cures me!"

"Your Majesty, what is wrong with you?" is simple, as if he has put himself in the Qin Dynasty.

"Alas, I have several lumps under my armpits, which are as big as grains of wheat, and sometimes they fester. When it festers, I still have cold and hot exchanges, it's too painful! ”

"Emperor Shi, you are a cold, hot and scrofula, and some people call it 'rat fistula'. Once severe, it can be fatal. ”

The Shadow Man smiled and said, "You kid has finally admitted that I am the First Emperor." Can you cure my disease? ”

"First Emperor, you take out the word '?'."

"Yes, ruthless enough, there will be achievements in the future!" The Shadow Man said.

"Wait until tomorrow dawn, and I will give you acupuncture treatment."

"Seeing that you are so useful, then my cave will give you sleep!" The Shadow Man was very enthusiastic.

"The collapse of the emperor, how can you allow others to sleep soundly?" Plain is a little afraid.

", what emperor? I'm a savage now! The Shadow Man scolded.

The next day, Ying Yongjian got up and saw an old man with ragged clothes and a sloppy beard.

"You are the First Emperor?" Ying Yongjian woke up, no sleep.

"Boy, it's time to get up and heal me!"

Ying Yongjian stood up quickly, and after four diagnoses, he found the site of the rat fistula, broke its tissue with a needle, and cut off the purulent place with a beryllium needle. Looking at his eyes again, although there were red threads on the upper part, they did not penetrate the pupils downward, so he said: "First Emperor, this disease of yours is not to death, don't worry." ”

"Your name is Ying Yongjian, right? You're going to cure me to your name!" ”

"Always healthy, always healthy! Master, you have a good name! Pu Shi also said.

"Okay, wait until I give you another meridian conditioning, so that you can balance yin and yang, and live for another thousand years!" Ying Yongjian said.

After sunset that day, Ying Yongjian conditioned the five internal organs and meridians of the First Emperor to replenish the method, and asked the First Emperor to exhale with the needle and inhale with the needle. There is a feeling of warmth after the needle comes out.

"Ying Yongjian, why do you want to regulate the meridians of my five internal organs?"

"First Emperor, because you are old and your five organs are aging, you need to make up for your shortcomings. If you are an ordinary person, it is a blessing to be able to live to be 100 years old. ”

"Then I'm now over two thousand years old, isn't the five organs useless?"

"First Emperor, you have crossed over, and you still maintain the internal organs when you crossed over!"

"No wonder this emperor is still a little interested in women!" A woman's voice floated from the side.

Ying Yongjian and Pu Shi were both startled and asked, "Your Majesty the First Emperor, could it be that your empress has also crossed over together?" ”

"Where is it? It is not known where this woman came from! The First Emperor said confusedly.

"Actually, my surname is Yang." A plump woman walked over, with fair skin, a peach blossom face, and very old clothes, but it can be seen that it is a legacy of the Han and Tang Dynasties. At first glance, it doesn't fit in with the environment of this naked planet.

"Surname Yang? Could you be Yang Guifei? Pu was stunned.

The woman covered her face with her sleeves and said shyly: "This little brother, your vision is really good!" ”

"Oh, the cake buyer!" Ying Yongjian couldn't believe it.

"What are you going to buy?" The First Emperor asked, "What else can you buy on this planet?" ”

"It's a foreign Chinese language, which means 'oh my God'!" Pu explained plainly.

"It turned out to be amazement. Am I too beautiful? Yang Guifei asked with a red face.

"yes, I've never seen such a beautiful woman!" Simple flattery. But I thought in my heart, which of the beauties we sit with in the "posture with you" is not more beautiful than you? It's just that you lack this feminine air.

Yang Guifei asked, "Your Majesty the First Emperor, is your illness really cured?" ”

"Isn't that right? This young man's level is no worse than that of the imperial doctor of my time. You once said that a lot of Guqi Huang's art was lost in your Tang Dynasty, but the level of this Langzhong is comparable to Bian Que in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period! ”

"His Majesty the First Emperor has praised me falsely, I am still much worse than the ancient Langzhong." Ying Yongjian said modestly.

Yang Guifei said: "Ying Langzhong, can you help me lose weight?" ”

Ying Yongjian said: "Guifei Niangniang, don't you think plump is beautiful? ”

"Alas, it's just that this First Emperor doesn't like fat women. Otherwise, I pursued him for so many years, and he never agreed! ”

"You're after him? Hahaha! Plain laughed.

"What's so funny? It's just the two of us here, who else can I pursue? You two didn't come sooner! ”

Ying Yongjian also laughed, and said in his heart, if you can talk about a vigorous love with the ancients, the taste will definitely be different.

Yang Guifei asked again: "Ying Langzhong, let me ask you!" ”

"We are now called doctors, not Langzhong." Ying Yongjian explained.

"Can I lose weight?"

"Yes. I'll do acupuncture with you. You are fat because you have a deficiency in your spleen and kidneys, and your spleen is the main body of transport, and the kidney is the main water. If the spleen and kidneys are lazy and don't work much, then what you eat is not processed and will pile up. ”

"I see! So, what do you mean, fat is because life is good. Yang Guifei raised her eyebrows and asked.

"That's nature, have you ever seen someone who has no food to eat get fat?" Plain interjected.

"You kid is so annoying, you always interject when adults talk." Yang Guifei said angrily.