Ying Yongjian said in his heart: "Peshawar, why is this name so familiar?" ”

I suddenly remembered that this was a city in a certain country on the earth.

Obviously, the name is just a coincidence.

The next day, Ying Yongjian came to Baicun with simplicity.

These villagers, the savages in Ying Yongjian's eyes, live like primitive people.

The skin is tanned, the nostrils are large, and the cheekbones are high.

Ying Yongjian found Peshawar.

Peshawar's Chinese is very bad, but he can barely express his meaning.

After only a few words, Peshawar's throat whined, and he couldn't speak, as if something was blocked.

Ying Yongjian found a branch, cut it into pieces with a knife, and pressed Peshawar's tongue.

Under the sun, Ying Yongjian saw thick phlegm in his throat!

The throat is swollen and not noticeable from the outside!

"Mammoth!" Ying Yongjian suddenly thought that this disease had been mentioned in the "Neijing".

Peshawar has three wives, but they can't express themselves!

"Do you have pigs here?" Ying Yongjian asked.

The three wives all shook their heads.

"Is there vegetable oil?" Ying Yongjian asked again.

Ulu Ulu Uru, Peshawar nodded.

The eldest wife finally understood, and said, "The king just taught us to squeeze vegetable oil!" ”

Ying Yongjian found a rag, dipped it in vegetable oil, and stabbed Peshawar in the throat!

Peshawar's throat was irritated and he immediately coughed violently, spitting out both pus and phlegm.

"Master, look, the sore in his throat is suppurating!" Pu Shi shouted.

"If it is not treated, this disease will be very serious!" Ying Yongjian said.

"Master, this pus has come out, will it be okay?"

"Can't! It's just convenient for ventilation and heat dissipation. That sores are very poisonous, and if they are not treated, the consequences are unimaginable! ”

"What's next?" Simplicity is in a hurry.

"They need lard, but they don't have pigs!" Ying Yongjian shook his head!

"On the mountain next to it, there are wild boars!" Peshawar was finally able to speak.

"Let's go, let's go back and find Du Yuanhang to fight wild boars!" Ying Yongjian pulled the simplicity and left.

"Master, I can also fight wild boars!" Unpretentious and unconvinced.

"Okay, you take the villagers of the village and go hunting wild boars, I'll wait for you here." Ying Yongjian sat down.

Peshawar found a young man, dark-skinned and muscular, and said, "This is our best hunter here, White Fang!" ”

Ying Yongjian looked at the young man, and his teeth were indeed very white.

"Master, can I hit a wild boar with him?"

"You don't know until you fight. No man can look good, and the sea cannot fight! ”

Ying Yongjian waited in Bai Village for a long time, and it was not until the evening that Pu Shi came back with White Fang.

"Where's the boar?" Ying Yongjian asked.

"Master, the two of us waited for a long time, but we didn't even see the shadow of a wild boar." Simplicity complained.

"So, we have to go to Du Yuanhang for help."

"Could it be that Master Du will be able to find the wild boar?"

"When Master Du was a pilot before, he used to hunt abroad."

"I see. But Master, when it comes to hunting experience, isn't it that White Fang is more experienced? ”

"White Fang is indeed experienced. However, there are very few wild boars on this naked planet, and perhaps White Fang has never seen a wild boar at all! ”

"Well, it's possible. When I saw White Fang's plain smile, I knew he probably hadn't seen a big prey. Said plainly.

The master and apprentice returned to the central village and found Du Yuanhang.

"When it comes to fighting wild boars, you've really found the right person!" Du Yuanhang is complacent.

"You mean you've fought wild boars before?" Ying Yongjian asked.

"When I used to fly international flights, I went hunting when I had nothing to do, and I did catch a wild boar."

"Master Du, is the wild boar easy to fight?" Pu asked plainly.

"Wild boars are really hard to fight. Wild boars like to come out early in the morning or late in the evening and sleep well during the day. Du Yuanhang said.

"Look, you didn't pick the right time!" Ying Yongjian said to Pu Shi.

"Wild boars are very fast and can attack people. If you dig a trap, it's easier to hit a wild boar! "Du Yuan Channel.

"It turns out that there are so many famous halls for hunting wild boars. Master Du, it's evening, shall we go now? Pu asked plainly.

"You've been playing all day, aren't you tired?"

"Tired, but the patient is waiting for the wild boar!"

"The sick should eat wild boar to be better?" Du Yuanhang was a little surprised.

"No, it's to be made of lard. There is no one to raise pigs here, so we can only use wild boar fat. Ying Yongjian explained.

"Alright, let's go now." Du Yuanhang pulled the simplicity and left.

Ying Yongjian waited for a long time, but the two didn't come back, so they simply went to bed.

Early the next morning, before Ying Yongjian got up, he heard a simple voice shouting, "Master, we hit a wild boar!" ”

Ying Yongjian was overjoyed, and hurriedly went out to take a look, only to see Pu Shi carrying a wild boar on his shoulder.

"Where's Master Du?" Ying Yongjian asked.

"Master Du said that he didn't hit the big wild boar, so he was embarrassed to see you, so he went back."

"Isn't it a wild boar on your shoulder? It's just a little smaller. ”

He smiled innocently and said, "Master, I beat such a small wild boar cub, is it a lack of virtue?" ”

"It's a bit lacking in morality, but you're here to save people, so there's no way around it. Between heaven and earth, people are the biggest, and they can't take care of wild boars. You go find someone and kill the boar! ”

After eating, Ying Yongjian and Pu Shi took wild boar fat and came to Bai Village.

Ying Yongjian let Peshawar take wild pig oil in his mouth for three consecutive days.

Three days later, Peshawar came to the door.

"Ying Langzhong, I'm fine! What a miracle healer you are! Peshawar was very excited.

"Okay, that's it. This is not my credit either, but also the credit of my apprentice Pu Shi and our Master Du, who hit the wild boar. Ying Yongjian said politely.

"I don't know how to thank you. I give you my daughter, do you want it? ”

"How many daughters do you have?" Ying Yongjian said with a smile.

"I have only one daughter and three sons!" Peshawar Road.

"What about the three of us, you don't have enough daughters." Ying Yongjian said jokingly.

"Then I'll go back and find two more daughters, I'll borrow them from someone else first!" Peshawar said with a frown.

"Peshawar, I'm kidding. We don't want your daughter, just get cured of your illness. ”

Peshawar said: "The king said, my daughter is fourteen years old, and she can find a man!" ”

Ying Yongjian said: "The king is not wrong. "Neijing" said: Women 'two seven and the sky is to, the people are connected, the pulse is too strong, the moon is in the present, so there is a son'. However, we modern people pay attention to voluntariness and find a partner late. Did you ask your daughter? ”

"I asked, and my daughter said, I want to find you modern men, not us wild men!" Peshawar frowned.

"Wild man! Interesting! No wonder you want to give us your daughter! However, we modern men also have to be satisfied with themselves. We modern men don't want to find such a small woman. Let me help you ask! Ying Yongjian felt that this matter was quite tricky, so he hurriedly quit and went back.

When he arrived at the residence, Ying Yongjian asked Pu Shi: "Pu Shi, do you like Peshawar's daughter?" ”

"Master, I saw that little girl at that time. Indeed, among the local aborigines, it is indeed considered beautiful. However, I still like us earthlings. "Plain is honest.

"Then you ask someone else and see if anyone likes natives, right? If so, please tell us about it. A person is best to be a matchmaker three times in his life. Ying Yongjian said.

"Master, is this content also from the Yellow Emperor's Neijing?"

"Not really, this is folklore. If a person has been a matchmaker more than three times in his life, he has a chance to become an immortal after he dies. ”

"And that said?" Pu Shi was very interested, "When I have time, I will ask those young men from our earth. ”

"Lao Ying, who are you talking about being a matchmaker?" Du Yuanhang walked in.

"By the way, Master Du, let me introduce you to a beautiful woman, an indigenous beauty, young and beautiful, I guarantee that you will drool when you see it!" Pu Shi pulled Du Yuanhang.

"Since there are such beautiful beauties, why don't you keep them for yourself, and you have to introduce them to me?" Du Yuanhang shook off his simple hand and said.

"You are the master, okay to the master first!" Simple and vibrant.

"Isn't it good to give it directly to your own master Ying Yongjian?" Du Yuanhang asked with a smile.

"My master has a crush." It's very uninteresting.

"Lao Ying, who is your crush? Introduce me to it. Du Yuanhang forked.

"Lao Du, you're bored. Didn't that Miss Lin Meimei of yours come with you? Ying Yongjian asked deliberately.

"Lin Meimei? If you don't say it, I'll forget. When we left, we didn't inform her. She went to Jincun to find Cai Quchi at that time. ”

"One day husband and wife hundred days. You two have slept, and you forgot about them? Ying Yongjian asked.

"! Lao Ying, my waist is a little uncomfortable and itchy, you can help me take a look. Du Yuanhang lifted his shirt.