"Comrade Stalin, how do you know that I am going to condition your limbs?" Ying Yongjian was taken aback.

"My limbs are cold, isn't it conditioning my limbs?" Stalin asked.

Ying Yongjian was relieved, it turned out that he was just guessing.

"Then Comrade Stalin, how can you say our words again?"

"At that time, our scientists installed translation software in my brain." Stalin said with a smile.

Ying Yongjian saw that he said it well, so he didn't ask.

So at the next moment of leakage after sunset that night, Ying Yongjian conditioned Stalin's kidney meridian and asked him to exhale through the needle and inhale when the needle came out.

At the second moment of the water leakage, Ying Yongjian conditioned him with the Hand Shao Yin Heart Sutra and the Hand Syncope Yin Pericardial Meridian.

On the next day, Ying Yongjian was nine minutes under the leakage after Stalin woke up, and he conditioned Stalin's hand Taiyin small intestine meridian and foot sun bladder meridian.

After Ying Yongjian's conditioning, Stalin's cold limbs quickly disappeared.

"Comrade Ying, why is the effect of this acupuncture so obvious? Although your Qihuang technique is very famous, I didn't expect that this effect is also amazing! Stalin praised.

"Comrade Stalin, your illness belongs to the incompatibility of the heart and kidneys, the incompatibility of yin and yang. As long as you adjust to the balance of yin and yang, it will slowly get better. ”

"To be honest, I just don't understand your theory of yin and yang balance. Is this metaphysics? Do people on Earth still learn this thing? ”

"I'm all learning. Now the earth is out of balance. Ying Yongjian sighed.

"How so? When we were there, it was fine in every way. Stalin did not believe it.

"Now the climate on the earth is abnormal, and the yin and yang are not in harmony. Too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter. Cold and temperature are not harmonious, there is no spring and autumn, only winter and summer. Men become feminine and women become masculine. Comrade Stalin, do you think the planet is normal? ”

"Comrade Ying, according to what you say, the earth is not normal. Could it be that our Soviet Union, too, has become hot? ”

"The ice and snow in the Arctic have melted, and the sea level has risen. Comrade Stalin, the present earth is no longer the same as it used to be. ”

"Then why don't humans advocate caring for the earth?" Stalin's tone was raised.

"Humans are also shouting to protect the earth and reduce carbon emissions. However, these are all slogans, and the earth is getting warmer. And the climate is also moody, with natural disasters such as floods, fires, and earthquakes frequent! Ying Yongjian sighed.

"No wonder you're going to space!" Stalin said.

"In fact, this is not the main reason, the main reason is that human beings are deceitful and deceitful, and there is no truth, goodness and beauty between each other, only jealousy and hatred." Kim Sam-jin added.

"Then you went to space, landed on the naked planet, and found the truth, goodness and beauty?" Stalin asked.

“NOT BAD.” Jin Sanjin Road.

"What do you mean? Is it English? Stalin asked.

"yes, I mean it's so-so here. Although the conditions are a little worse, everyone is quite united. Kim Sam-jin explained.

"I judge that the desires of humans on earth are too strong." Stalin said.

Ying Yongjian nodded and said: "Comrade Stalin, when you were a leader in the world, won World War II, and became the first emperor of the ages, did you feel proud and proud? ”

"Can I also be called the Emperor of the Ages? Hahaha! We are a socialist country, and there is no such thing as an emperor through the ages. As for pride and pride, there's always a little bit of that. Stalin laughed.

"Comrade Stalin, what is it like to go east from here, have you been there?" Ying Yongjian changed the subject.

"I've been, and further east, it's an island. Of course, these islands are connected to the landmass. I didn't like islands, so I didn't go east. ”

"Comrade Stalin, don't you want to conquer the planet?" Kim Sam-jin interjected again.

"Hehe, I've lived to this age, and my desire has decreased. You see, our hunters here have also invented shotguns, similar to those on our planet. In the future, after a few years of development, maybe this planet will become a second Earth. Stalin frowned.

"You must not become a second earth, then there will be no meaning at all." Ying Yongjian shook his head.

"What? Are you all from Earth? A woman's voice spoke in stiff Chinese.

Ying Yongjian was taken aback and said, "Comrade Stalin, do you natives here still speak Chinese?" Could it be that she also has translation software installed in her brain? ”

"Comrade Ying, look, does this person look like an indigenous?" Stalin beckoned, and the woman walked over.

Ying Yongjian and Jin Sanjin were taken aback, only to see a blonde girl, walking with cat steps, swaying and swaying!

"Fair skin, a mole on his face, like Monroe!" Jin Sanjin sighed.

"I'm not Monroe!" The woman said.

"Not Monroe. Monroe's mole is on nasolabial folds. And this beauty's mole grows on her cheekbones. Ying Yongjian said.

"Oh my God, Master, you even know where Monroe's mole is!" Pu sighed.

"However, this beauty is really sexy and a little seductive!" Pu Shi swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Simple, what do you mean your wife I'm not sexy anymore?" Lao Zhen was not happy.

"No, wife, you're the sexiest in my eyes. When I praise this beauty, I say it from my master's point of view. Pu Shi quickly explained.

"I'm here, I have a position, and I need you to stand in my place?" Ying Yongjian said.

Pu Shi squeezed his eyes and said, "Master, then tell me your true feelings." ”

"It's sexy!" Ying Yongjian said: "Moreover, the exotic style is a bit recruiting!" ”

"Stalin, are these people really from Earth? How come I haven't seen it? The beautiful woman asked.

"Yelena, I've just met them, too. They came from the west, saying they were going to the east. One of the doctors cured me! ”

"It turned out to be Yelena, not Monroe." Plain muttered.

"Doctor, great! Stalin, you know that my great aunt has not been here for a long time, can you ask this doctor to recuperate me? Elena said.

"Yelena, you're so old, what are you going to do?" Stalin laughed.

". How old am I? Comrade Ying, how old do you think I am? ”

Ying Yongjian glanced at Yelena and said, "Irina, I can't tell how old you are. Say you're in your twenties, and you're in your thirties; Say you're in your forties, and you look like you're in your fifties. ”

"Master, you are wrong. You should have said it upside down, and she'd be happy. "Simplicity quickly corrected.

"It doesn't matter, I don't like to hear sycophants that much." Elena smiled.

Stalin said: "Actually, Yelena and I are of the same era, just a few years younger than me. ”

Ying Yongjian said: "Yelena, how about I give you a pulse?" ”

"Is it Chinese medicine that takes the pulse? I've heard about it. Yelena glanced at Stalin: "Comrade Stalin, let Comrade Ying touch my hand, no problem, right?" ”

"Yelena, you are really funny, I agree with Comrade Ying wherever he touches you! Hahahaha! Stalin laughed again.

Ying Yongjian knew that they were joking, so he gave Yelena a four consultations.

"Yelena, since you are too old, it is normal that you don't have a great aunt." Ying Yongjian comforted.

"Then how do you think I don't look old?" Yelena asked, holding her face.

"This ...... According to my analysis, this naked planet should have a preservation effect, and people are not easy to age. Ying Yongjian said.

Yelena nodded.

"Comrade Ying, you give me a pulse, look at how I don't like women? Yelena is so beautiful, I don't even want to hug her! Stalin stretched out his hand.

"Comrade Stalin, I have already checked your pulse. You're also gone, so it's ...... for the opposite sex," Ying Yongjian explained.

"What the hell is Tianqi?" Stalin asked.

"Master, is Tianqi equivalent to the 'hormone' of Western medicine?" Pu Shi also asked.

"I can't prove it, but it's pretty much the same." Ying Yongjian said.

"Yelena, we will not be divided into men and women in the future, you don't have to be coquettish at me, I don't need it!" Stalin said.

"You can be confidantes." Pu Shi suggested.

"What does that mean?" Yelena was curious.

"It's just a good friend of the opposite sex." Ying Yongjian said.

Lao Zhen held her simple hand and said, "Husband, fortunately, we got married and enjoyed the love of men and women. Otherwise, at their age, there will be nothing left! ”

Pu Shi also said happily: "Yes, wife, we still have children!" ”

"Yes, this is exactly the meaning of 'making something out of nothing' in Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching"! You didn't have anything, but now you have the whole world! Ying Yongjian explained.