Chapter 80: Heading West
"No, Cuicui. I'm just interested in geography. Since it is a round ball, they have been walking for a long time, so it is more likely to go to the opposite side. Lisa said.
"Okay, let's take a break today, and tomorrow the three of us will go to the west to learn scriptures!" Du Yuanhang said excitedly.
"Amitabha, good, good. Lao Qu Fa No. Wuzang, Wukong apprentice, I'm going to be lucky for you along the way! Sheng Cuicui clasped her palms together and said leisurely.
Li Sha felt amused and asked, "Master Cuicui, Tang Sanzang went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and today you, Sheng Wuzang, will also go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures." What I don't understand is, why do you call it the 'five organs' and not the 'four treasures' or other treasures? ”
"Li Sha, Lao Ge is familiar with the four seasons and five elements, and there are five internal organs in the human body, of course, Lao Ge takes the Dharma name 'Wuzang' is the most auspicious."
When Du Yuanhang and Li Sha heard this, they both laughed.
Du Yuanhang said: "Cuicui, Tang Sanzang is a man, then Tang Wuzang should also be a man, right?" ”
"What do you mean? You're saying I'm not a man? ”
"That's not what I meant!" Du Yuanhang wanted to explain.
Sheng Cuicui laughed and said, "Lao Du, you have been fooled!" I'm not a man! ”
"Then I should be Tang Wuzang, and you should be Sun Monkey." Du Yuanhang was very proud.
"Isn't that Sun Monkey also a man?" Sheng Cuicui asked.
"No one has ever said whether the monkey is male or female, male or female. This position happens to be held by you Sheng Cuicui! When Du Yuanhang thought of this, he couldn't help but laugh wildly.
"Du Yuanhang, you scolded me for not being a man or a woman, you are good-looking!" Sheng Cuicui was furious and punched over.
The next day, Du Yuanhang took Sheng Cuicui and Li Sha all the way to the west.
The wind and sand along the way blew the two beauties into mud figures!
The further west, the more difficult the conditions. The food gradually emptied, and even the water I drank was gone!
The three of them, anxious and hungry, lay on the sand and saw the eagle eating meat hovering in the sky.
"Wukong, you go and kill that eagle!" Sheng Cuicui Du Yuanhang said, but his voice was weak.
"Master Wuzang, I can't even pinch ants to death now." Du Yuanhang was also so hungry that he ran out of strength.
"What then? Are all three of us going to feed the eagles? The Buddha can cut meat and feed eagles, and we can do it too! Sheng Cuicui closed her eyes.
"Cuicui, you can't close your eyes, otherwise the eagle will come down and eat you!" Du Yuanhang shouted.
Sheng Cuicui was so frightened that she quickly opened her eyes.
Du Yuanhang thought of what he had just said, and suddenly had an idea and closed his eyes.
The eagle in the sky saw Du Yuanhang close his eyes, so he began to dive down!
Du Yuanhang squinted his eyes, secretly holding a stone in his hand, waiting for a good opportunity to appear!
Seeing that the eagle was more than a meter away from him, he flicked his index finger violently and used up his strength to feed!
The pebbles whistled up and pierced into the eagle's chest!
The eagle was frightened and flapped its wings again, but did not fly far and fell.
Du Yuanhang climbed over, biting the eagle's throat hard, desperately sucking the eagle's blood.
After Du Yuanhang sucked the eagle's blood, his strength increased greatly, and he carried the eagle towards Sheng Cuicui and Li Sha.
"Cuicui, you drink blood first." Du Yuanhang commanded.
"I'd rather die than drink!" Thinking of the eagle's appearance, Sheng Cuicui closed her eyes.
"Bring me a drink!" Lisa said hoarsely.
Du Yuanhang lifted the eagle in front of Li Sha, Li Sha licked the blood that the eagle was gradually drying, and then sucked desperately!
Li Sha drank the blood of the eagle and gained strength.
Du Yuanhang said: "Cuicui, do you really want to die?" “
"I don't want to die, but I don't want to drink blood either!" Sheng Cuicui used all her strength, and after speaking, she fainted.
Du Yuanhang tore the eagle apart, and Li Sha broke Sheng Cuicui's mouth open, and blood dripped down the eagle's flesh into Sheng Cuicui's throat.
After a while, Sheng Cuicui woke up and felt that her mouth was fishy.
"Du Yuanhang, did you give me blood to drink!" Sheng Cuicui's voice suddenly rose up.
"Or else?" Du Yuanhang was roasting eagle meat, and the aroma of meat wafted over.
"I want to eat meat, you damn old Du!" Sheng Cuicui suddenly stood up, walked to the fire, and snatched a piece of meat from Du Yuanhang's hand.
"It turns out that if you play dead, you can also hunt!" Du Yuanhang looked at Sheng Cuicui's gobbling up and smiled.
The three men continued westward until they came to the edge of an ocean.
The boundless water surface made the three of them happy and worried.
I am glad that I finally got out of the desert wilderness.
The sad question is, how can we cross this endless ocean?
The three of them sat on the beach in a daze every day, and when they were hungry, they caught fish for a living.
The estuary next to the sea has a lot of fish. Du Yuanhang fished with stones, and when the fish was dizzy, he caught it, grilled it and ate it.
When you are thirsty, you drink the water of the river next to you, which is very refreshing.
After more than a month at the beach, Sheng Cuicui began to complain.
"Lisa, it's all your bad idea. All the way to the west, but I never thought of encountering the sea! ”
"Cuicui, this is what the three of us agreed!" Lisa argued.
"Alright, you two don't quarrel! Look at what's in the distance? Du Yuanhang stood on a high place and looked out.
"A big sea Europe!" Sheng Cuicui glanced at it.
Li Sha also glanced at it and nodded.
The seagull was getting closer and bigger.
An hour later, the seagull approached the shore.
Du Yuanhang fell asleep and heard Li Sha's voice: "Old Du, it's not a seagull, it's a big boat!" ”
When Du Yuanhang heard this, he jumped up: "What? A big ship? ”
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Du Yuansail ran towards the big boat.
It turned out to be a fishing boat, and although it was large, there were not many people.
Du Yuanhang went up to say hello, but the other party spoke English.
Fortunately, Du Yuanhang learned English when he was a pilot.
"We came from the other side and chased a shark, and when we got here, the shark was gone." A fisherman said.
Li Sha followed and whispered to Du Yuanhang: "Old Du, these people are like us earthlings, and they are Westerners on the earth!" ”
One of the fishermen rolled his eyes, glanced at Lisha, and swallowed.
Sheng Cuicui also walked over, and the two people next to him stared at Sheng Cuicui.
Du Yuanhang was relieved to see that they were all womanizers.
Such a man may be bold, but he has few tricks.
Du Yuanhang asked, "Can we take your boat to the other side?" ”
"Absolutely, you're welcome!" The man who rolled his eyes was overjoyed, these two ewes got on the boat, and they could solve a lot of problems, and they would be suffocated without a woman for so long!
"How much?" Du Yuanhang asked.
"You have ten gold coins, and two beauties can be free." The one who rolled his eyes said.
"You're the captain, aren't you?" Du Yuanhang asked.
"I'm Captain David. If you don't have gold, you'll have to work as a coolie and catch fish for us! David laughed.
A fisherman next to him stretched out his hand and said, "My name is John, what about you?" ”
"My name is 'Du', and it's a pleasure to meet you, John." Du Yuanhang shook the man's hand.
"My name is Mark, Du." A young man next to him also shook hands with Du Yuanhang.
"Come up." Captain David said.
Sheng Cuicui and Li Sha were a little hesitant, getting on this strange thief ship, and when they arrived at the sea, they couldn't help themselves, it must be very dangerous.
Du Yuanhang beckoned and signaled to come up.
"It's okay, there's Lao Du here." Thinking of Du Yuanhang's super martial arts, the two of them were relieved again.
David arranged a small room for each of the three of them, and it was quite far away.
Du Yuanhang understood their intentions, so he pretended not to know.
During the day, they went out fishing together, and Du Yuanhang was also very active.
At night, Du Yuanhang let Sheng Cuicui and Li Sha live in a room, and slept on the floor at their door.
That night, the ship sailed into the middle of the ocean.
Du Yuanhang pretended to be asleep on the floor.
David walked over.
"Du, come, come with us for a drink!"
David was very enthusiastic.
The more enthusiastic you are, the easier it is to reveal your purpose.
Du Yuanhang couldn't refuse, so he came to David's captain's room.
John and Mark were there, and David took out a bottle of wine, and everyone poured a glass.
"Du, you have a lot of energy, you caught a lot of fish for us!" David touched Du Yuanhang's wine glass.
Du Yuanhang drank slowly and said, "It's all taught by you, I wouldn't have been able to fish." ”
"Du, thank you for chasing that great white shark for us, we can sell it for a good price when we go back!" John raised his glass as well.
The three of them took turns drinking with Du Yuanhang, and the night was getting deeper and deeper.
"Go back to sleep!" David waved his hand.
Du Yuanhang felt his head getting dizzy and dizzy, but forced himself to walk in the direction of Li Sha and Sheng Cuicui's room.
Before they reached the door of the two of them, Du Yuanhang couldn't hold it anymore and fell!
In the haze, Du Yuanhang saw David walking over.
Du Yuanhang stretched out his hand to grab David's foot, but his hand did not obey the call, and he fell asleep.