Chapter 104 semantic puns
Ying Yongjian and Du Yuan's shipping started to make light efforts and rushed to the north!
After a while, I saw three figures!
"Lao Ying, there must be Shang Guan and Xia Guan in front, and one more person must be Stalin!" Du Yuanhang turned around and said.
Du Yuanhang's light skills were higher, and he came to the three of them after a while.
"Who are you?" One of them shouted in Russian and raised his musket.
Du Yuanhang didn't hear it, but put on a defensive posture.
When Ying Yongjian rushed over and stood in front of the three people, things took a turn for the better.
"Comrade Ying!" One of them shouted, his tone full of joy.
"Comrade Lenko!" Ying Yongjian also recognized it. This man was none other than Stalin's men, Lenko, who drove himself to the port last time in a Maxima.
Lian Ke came over to shake hands with Ying Yongjian, and also introduced the two people who followed him.
"One is Andrey, the other is Alexander."
Ying Yongjian also introduced Du Yuanhang: "Comrade Du, a master of martial arts!" β
Andrei was taken aback by Alexander and looked at Du Yuanhang in horror.
"Everyone is gay, there will be no fight!" Lenko comforted Andrei and Alexander.
"We are here to meet Comrade Stalin." Ying Yongjian said.
"So do we. We heard that Comrade Stalin had been kidnapped, so we hurried after him. But the kidnappers were very cunning, and they went all the way north until they disappeared. Lenko said.
Ying Yongjian probably understood where Stalin was going, and said: "Comrade Lenko, if you come with me, you must rescue Comrade Stalin!" β
A few people rushed towards the woods to the north.
Du Yuanhang and Ying Yongjian were better, so they ran ahead; Lianko, with two of his men, fell behind.
It was getting dark, and Ying Yongjian and the others also went to the woods.
Du Yuanhang's ears were sharp, and he heard someone talking in the woods from a long distance.
Ying Yongjian pulled Du Yuanhang and quickly came to the woods.
"Stalin, if you know each other, give me your big Mao country, and then we will unify this naked planet, and you will be the prime minister of this planet, isn't it good?"
Ying Yongjian heard that it was Shang Guan's voice.
"Who are you, and why did you kidnap me?" Stalin was furious.
"I am Shang Guan, the king of Jinshui Kingdom. We have now unified all the tribes in the West, and now only yours remains. If you agree to my terms, you will still be the leader of this tribe and the prime minister of the naked planet. β
"Hey, you're thinking too much. Even if the planet is unified, then it should be me Stalin as the FΓΌhrer! β
"Stalin, do not think that you have been a leader on earth and that you are arrogant. If you don't say yes today, then don't blame me for being rude! β
"Hahaha....." Stalin laughed maniacally.
"Laughing at what?"
"Do you think I'm afraid of you if you have a gun? Everyone in our big Mao country has guns. Just a few of you natives can rule this planet? β
"Stalin, we are not natives, we are from the earth, and we have brought modern weapons!" After Shang Guan finished speaking, he raised his pistol.
"Then you're going to kill me? If I'm afraid of death, can I still travel from Earth to the Naked Planet? After Stalin finished speaking, he laughed again.
Shang was not sure, but he slowly pulled the trigger!
Ying Yongjian buckled the silver needle, and as long as Shang Guan pulled the trigger, he would immediately take action.
"Your Majesty, no!" Xia Guan stopped Shang Guan.
"Get out of the way, if I don't kill this person, I won't be able to conquer this big Mao country!"
"Your Majesty, if we kill Stalin, we will not be able to escape. The natives here all have muskets! β
"If you're afraid of death, you shouldn't come with me!" Shang Guan was furious.
"Your Majesty, it's not that I'm afraid of death. We should slowly persuade Stalin to surrender, and then let these natives follow us. Otherwise, we will not only come in vain, but also risk our lives. β
Shang Guan pondered for a moment and slowly lowered his pistol.
Ying Yongjian took Du Yuanhang and Lian Ke and a few people slowly walked out of the forest.
"Who!" Shang Guan heard the sound and raised his pistol again.
"Shang Guan, with your little skill, you still want to conquer the naked planet?" Du Yuanhang said.
Shang Guan saw that it was Du Yuanhang and Ying Yongjian again, and several people followed, knowing that it was not a good match today, so he pointed the gun at Du Yuanhang's head.
"Shang Guan, even if you kill Du Yuanhang, you can't win. I know, you only have one bullet in your gun! Ying Yongjian said.
"How do you know?" As soon as he finished speaking, Shangguan regretted it, and this sentence was equivalent to admitting it.
"I've been to York, of course I do!"
Shang Guan was taken aback and asked, "You said you have been to York City?" β
"I've been there with Lao Du. There are many guns in the city of York, but bullets are more expensive than gold. So I judge, you only bought one bullet. In this way, you let Stalin go, and we let you go. Ying Yongjian said.
"Why are you everywhere?" Shang Guan was at a loss and had to signal Xia Guan to untie Stalin's ropes.
When Stalin was freed, he shouted: "Comrade Ying, thank you for saving me!" β
Shang Guan took advantage of the opportunity for them to meet and quietly slipped away with Xia Guan.
"Comrade Stalin, how could you have been kidnapped by them?" Ying Yongjian asked.
"Alas, in the morning I suddenly had abnormal pain in my heart and back. I lay in bed and couldn't move. That's when these two guys came in and kidnapped me. I was powerless to resist and could only follow their arrangement. β
After saying that, Stalin's forehead was gray, and his body trembled a little.
"Comrade Stalin, your heart and back are still hurting, right?"
Stalin did not speak, but nodded.
"Comrade Stalin, you have a cold. The cold has entered your heart and lungs. In this way, you lie down and I will give you a massage. Ying Yongjian said.
Stalin did not think about it and simply lay down.
Ying Yongjian pressed the acupoint on his chest, and then massaged Stalin's heart and lungs on his back. After a while, Stalin really didn't feel any pain.
Stalin stood up and gave a thumbs up: "Comrade Ying, if there is a ranking of doctors, you are the first!" β
Lian Ke also said: "This disease often occurs here in our country, and some people have to be sick for many days before they can get better. Comrade Ying, you can cure the disease by rubbing it a few times, it's just amazing. β
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just the basic skills of our Chinese medicine. Once you know the cause, it's easy to cure. You have a lot of cold here, and if you don't pay attention to keeping warm, the cold enters the meridians from the joints of the limbs, to the shoulders and backs, and then to the heart and lungs. The meridians of the heart and lungs contract urgently when they are attacked by the cold, so the pain is abnormal. Ying Yongjian explained.
"Our doctors here often think it's a heart attack, so they're nervous." Stalin said.
"If it's a heart attack, it's definitely going to be a lot of pain. If you are suffering from a cold, it will only be an occasional pain. This kind of pain is connected from the front chest to the back, which is fundamentally different from heart disease. Ying Yongjian said.
"Anyway, Comrade Ying, you cured my illness and saved my life, I don't know how to thank you!" Stalin said.
Lian Ke said: "Comrade Stalin, Comrade Ying came this time just to make you pay attention, he knew the news in advance, someone is going to kill you." β
"Is that the case? Didn't those two people kidnap me? β
"Their ultimate goal is to get you to surrender, and if you refuse, they will definitely kill you." Ying Yongjian said.
"Do they really want to conquer the planet?"
"Yes, Comrade Stalin. Now, there are many people who want to conquer the planet. "Du Yuan Channel.
"It's understandable, don't say they, even me, also want to conquer this planet." Stalin said with a smile.
Ying Yongjian admired Stalin's courage very much, and he was not in a hurry when he was kidnapped. In the case of his own illness, he can still talk and laugh freely, and he is a person who really does great things.
Together, they returned to Stalin's place of residence.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Ying Yongjian heard singing from the house!
And this singing voice is "Naked Planet" that I am very familiar with!
Ying Yongjian's heart beat faster!
Could it be a fairy tale?
Listen to a woman singing:
"Naked planet, materialistic desires.
The disguise of money hides the ugliness of human nature.
learned to eat the strong, abandoning love and sorrow.
I hate each other and never leave. β
β¦β¦
Du Yuanhang asked loudly: "In the hot summer, you can also sing the song "Naked Planet"?" β
Ying Yongjian then remembered that it was Re Yixia singing!