Chapter 116 Urination
"Well, that's a good name, 'subordinate'. Today's society is all about equality. Li Guangzong, let's not be so polite in the future, whatever His Majesty's courtiers, throw them all into the dustbin of history! The First Emperor said loudly.
Ying Yongjian listened to Li Guangzong's explanation and suddenly understood.
It turned out that Li Sha had been gentle with herself for a night and was stained with the breath of a seal.
And the seal on his body, which was originally the seal of the First Emperor, came from that piece and the clan!
So Li Sha didn't completely faint, because Li Sha already had the antibodies of the seal on her body!
Then he is with the seal every day, and the seal of the first emperor will definitely be useless to himself.
But Ying Yongjian didn't want to say that he had a seal, so he changed the topic.
"Li Guangzong, where did you plunder Du Yuanhang and them?"
"Doctor Ying, how can it be called imprisonment? The First Emperor invited them to come and discuss how to unify this naked planet. ”
The First Emperor nodded, gave a thumbs up, and said, "Prime Minister Li, your explanation is very good!" ”
"And what about their people? Can you let me see you? ”
"Follow us, and you'll see them at dawn."
When I walked to the tribe of Daqin, it was already dawn.
Ying Yongjian was tired and hungry, so he ate something and fell asleep.
In the haze, Ying Yongjian felt that it was raining.
Suddenly there was a rush to urinate, and I was anxious to find a toilet everywhere, but I couldn't find a toilet!
Suddenly, Ying Yongjian saw a meadow!
Ying Yongjian looked around, didn't see anyone to greet him, opened his pants, and urine squirted out!
Before he finished peeing, Ying Yongjian felt that someone was shouting at him!
Opening his eyes, Ying Yongjian saw a beautiful face.
"Doctor Ying, you're finally awake." Lisa wiped her tears.
"Lisha, why are you crying? Did you have tears on my face? ”
Li Sha nodded and said, "No matter how I call you, you don't wake up, I'm so anxious that I cry." ”
"Are you all okay? What about Lao Du? ”
"We're all fine. Lao Du is discussing things with Li Guangzong. ”
"Lisha, are you really the footprints you left on the road?"
Li Sha lifted her high heels and said, "Or else?" There was a woman carrying me on her back, and my feet were dragging on the ground. Actually, I didn't completely faint at the time, and subconsciously, I left marks on the ground with my toes. ”
"Lisha, you're so smart!" Ying Yongjian praised.
"But, Doctor Ying, you, you, you ......" Li Sha's face turned red, covered her mouth, and couldn't go on.
"What's wrong with me?" Ying Yongjian was inexplicable.
"Doctor Ying, you're peeing your pants!" Lisa finally spoke.
Ying Yongjian felt that his pants were wet, it turned out that he was looking for a toilet in his dream, and he was really urgent!
Ying Yongjian fell to the ground in a daze, his face pale.
"Doctor Ying, what's wrong with you?"
"Alas, I didn't expect that I, as a doctor, didn't even know that I was sick."
"Why are you sick? It's normal to pee your pants! ”
"Is it normal? It's understandable for children to pee their pants, I'm sick when I'm an adult and still pee my pants! Ying Yongjian sighed.
"You slept too heavily to hold back." Li Sha played the round for him.
"The kidneys are the main stool. If I can't control my bowel and bowel movements, there must be something wrong with my kidneys and bladder. ”
"Isn't that trivial to you? It's good that you take care of it. ”
"I know, but I can't forgive myself." Ying Yongjian sighed.
"If a person is not a sage, who can be without fault? Okay, I'll go find a clean pair of pants for you. ”
"No, I have it in my bag."
Subsequently, Li Sha took Ying Yongjian to the palace of the First Emperor.
It is said to be a palace, but in fact it is just a stone house.
Still outside the door, I heard the hearty laughter of Du Yuanhang and Li Guangzong.
Li Sha said softly: "Lao Du, Doctor Ying has come to see you!" ”
"Lao Ying, you still have to see the First Emperor first!" Du Yuanhang stood up.
Ying Yongjian saluted, and the first emperor said: "That's it, it's a new era, throw away those red tapes." Doctor Ying, you have come just in time, we are discussing how to unify the world. ”
"Lao Du, is it true?" Ying Yongjian looked at Du Yuanhang.
"Yes...... It's true. The First Emperor said that he had a secret weapon and wanted to unify this naked planet, and then unify writing, weights and measures, and currency, and revive the Great Qin Empire! Du Yuanhang was suddenly a little excited.
"You have been brainwashed by the First Emperor!" Ying Yongjian scolded in his heart.
Du Baihui walked over and said, "I'm sorry, Doctor Ying, we were invited by the First Emperor, and we didn't leave a message for you. ”
"That's because the First Emperor is too anxious to see you, I don't blame you."
"Hey, I heard that Ying Langzhong is here again, so I came over in a hurry. Emperor Shi, why don't you say hello to me? A warbler sounded and swallows came.
As soon as Ying Yongjian heard it, he knew that it was Yang Guifei who was coming.
"Guifei Niangniang, what are you looking for me?" Ying Yongjian stepped forward and gave a salute.
"No courtesy, no courtesy. Ying Langzhong, didn't the First Emperor tell you? From now on, we are all equal, don't be polite. Yang Yuhuan said.
"I know, concubine Niangniang, say okay, I won't bow next time." Ying Yongjian said.
"Ying Langzhong, look at what I'm doing, I always have a headache!"
"Guifei Niangniang, have you been having a headache?"
"yes, and my teeth hurt and I feel cold."
"So that's the case, it must be a rebellion. The cold is reversed. ”
Ying Yongjian gave Yang Yuhuan a pulse and said, "That's really the case." ”
"What is the principle of this rebellion? How could I not figure it out? ”
"It must be the concubine Niangniang who suffered from the cold. The wind is cold for a long time, and the cold is hidden in the bone marrow. As the qi and blood of the Zushao Yin and Kidney Meridians ascended, the cold evil also rose from the Zushao Yin and Kidney Meridians to the teeth, and then from the bone marrow to the cerebral marrow. The cold evil has reached the cerebral marrow, can your head not hurt? ”
"With that, I understand a little bit. What do you mean by the cold evil that rises from the Yongquan acupoint along the kidney meridian to the throat and even the teeth, and then rushes into the head, right? ”
"That's about it. Unexpectedly, the concubine Niangniang also had research on traditional Chinese medicine. Ying Yongjian was very impressed.
Yang Yuhuan covered his face and said, "Look, my teeth are starting to get cold again!" ”
"Concubine Niangniang, I'll give you conditioning after sunset."
Six minutes after the sunset on the same day, Ying Yongjian used a silver needle to enter Yang Yuhuan's Yin Valley acupoint of the Zushao Yin and Kidney Meridians, and asked Yang Yuhuan to inhale and exhale with the needle. When there is a feeling of cold needles, slowly come out of the needles, and the cold evil will be exhausted.
The next day, nine minutes after Yang Guifei woke up, Ying Yongjian gave Yang Yu another Kunlun acupoint that could not be used to complete the solar bladder meridian.
With such a purge and a supplement, Yang Guifei's head really doesn't hurt.
The First Emperor said: "Yang Yuhuan, we were originally going to discuss how to unify the world, but we were disturbed by your headache!" ”
"You men just think about how to unify the world every day, isn't it good for everyone to live in peace like this?" Yang Yuhuan was also angry.
"The problem is, if you don't hit them, they'll come and beat us!" The First Emperor said angrily.
Ying Yongjian saw that they were arguing, and hurriedly said goodbye: "First Emperor, Guifei Niangniang, I still have to go to Jinshui Country, there is a patient waiting for me!" ”
Ying Yongjian was afraid that the First Emperor would keep him, so he immediately turned around and left.
"Ying Langzhong, remember to come back after you finish reading the patient, we are waiting for you to get an idea!" The First Emperor admonished.
"I'll be back soon!" Ying Yongjian did not look back, and headed west.
"What if you don't come back?" Ying Yongjian thought as he walked.
"Could it be that the First Emperor will embarrass Du and sail them?"
"No, the First Emperor came to Du Yuanhang them to use them, not to be their enemies."
Thinking of this, Ying Yongjian was relieved.
The pace of this westward journey was very easy, and since everyone was fine, there was no need to worry.
On this day, Ying Yongjian came to the Jinshui King's Palace.
Without being informed by the guards, Ying Yongjian went straight in.
"Doctor Ying, you're finally here! Hahahaha...... Ying Yongjian heard a burst of eerie laughter.
"Shangguan, what about Queen Merry? I'll treat her. ”
"Merry, hehe, this bitch is running away again!" Shang Guan's face was dark, very ugly.
"Is her melasma better?" Ying Yongjian asked.
"In the days since you left, the spots on her face have gradually faded! Doctor Ying, it's all your fault, why did you cure her? "Shang Guan is still a rake.
Ying Yongjian's heart sank suddenly, and his heart was cold!
How can the moral character of these people be so cold?
The first feeling was: "Hurry up, you can't stay here for long!" ”
Ying Yongjian clenched his fists and said, "Since that's the case, I'll leave first!" ”
Shang Guan laughed and said, "Doctor Ying, since you are here, you can't leave!" After speaking, a move of "seeing flowers in the fog" hit Ying Yongjian's chest!