Chapter 333: Boudoir Fun Facts
Here, Shi Qianrou had just fallen asleep when she heard the door ring, and she opened her eyes instantly: "Who?" ”
"Mother, it's me!" Hearing this familiar voice, Shi Qianrou breathed a long sigh of relief, and then got out of bed and opened the door.
"Ming'er, didn't you go to see your father?" Shi Qianrou spoke, and Lu Ming said helplessly: "After I go, they have already finished fighting." ”
"Finished fighting?" Lu Ming nodded: "It seems that they all know each other, they all went drinking, I didn't show up, and I came back!" ”
"Come in and sit down?" Although it is a mother-son relationship, Shi Qianrou is very polite, there is really no way, don't look at Lu Ming's young age, but every word and deed is a rule.
Even Lu Zizhen has to discuss things with him, he is young and old, steady and rude, and he has already been set by the Great Elder and others to be the next Taoist.
"It's good!" Lu Ming nodded, Shi Qianrou was stunned, she was polite, why did she really sit?
He was more nagging than his father, Shi Qianrou was really afraid, and sure enough, when he entered the house, Lu Ming shook his head and said:
"In the cold winter, why not light the stove, it's so deserted, it seems to be a cellar!" He shook his head, but his hands were not slow, and he hurriedly lit the fire.
Shi Qianrou sat next to her without saying a word and roasted the fire, while Lu Ming sighed: "The world is coming, the last time Aunt Ning came back, do you remember what she said?" ”
Shi Qianrou secretly thought bad when she heard it, and wanted to talk about her again, but Lu Ming stared at her and couldn't escape, so she had to nod.
Lu Ming sighed lightly: "Uncle Ye has been gone for many years, and he has forgotten his life and death for me, and now that he wants to come, he will also go to Guanwai." ”
"Listen to Aunt Yao, Uncle Ye is ready to let you all go, Dad is now a god monarch, I'm not worried!"
"Even if you encounter a crisis, you can escape if you can't beat it, and Aunt Ning will take care of them, so it's okay."
In the next second, he looked at Shi Qianrou, "I'm only worried about my mother, now that I'm only in the realm of the god king, I am afraid that it will be difficult to deal with the crisis when I set foot outside the gate." ”
"I have often told you that we monks have long since lost the idea of rest for mortals when we have come to this place."
"Mother, why do you covet the joy of the moment, why don't you use embroidery and sleeping time for cultivation?"
Shi Qianrou looked embarrassed and smiled, but Lu Ming looked serious: "This trip outside the customs should not be careless. ”
"I'm at Sister Yi'er, I heard that this battle of demons is not as good as what you encountered back then, so if you take it lightly, you will be more planted!"
"Shall I not go then?" Shi Qianrou was lazy again, and Lu Mingyi said righteously: "No! ”
Looking at Shi Qianrou's eyes, he said solemnly: "Mother, you are also a generation of Tianjiao, why did you come to this point?" ”
"Isn't it good to compete for a first-line immortal fate and seek a positive result to deal with the crisis that Dayu, the sect, and the future can encounter?"
Seeing that Shi Qianrou didn't say a word, Lu Ming sighed helplessly, his tone softened again, but he threatened: "If you look like this, I will tell Aunt Ning!" ”
As soon as she heard that she was going to tell Wang Muning, Shi Qianrou immediately said: "What are you telling her to do, it's not that I haven't cultivated!" ”
"You knocked on the door just now, I'm still cultivating, and I was interrupted by you!"
Lu Ming looked incredulous, just opened the door just now, she was sleepy-eyed, and at a glance, she knew that she was sleeping.
If she was really cultivating, then she would definitely not be able to persuade her, let alone talk to her.
"Qianrou, Qianrou!"
When the mother and son were at a stalemate, a voice sounded outside the house, and when she heard the voice, Shi Qianrou's face was happy, she got up in an instant and ran over to open the door.
When he arrived at the door, he stopped again, turned his head and glanced at Lu Ming as if warning, and then turned his back and opened the door.
Lu Ming smiled helplessly, his mother is exactly the same as a girl, she is disobedient day by day, this is all his father's pot.
"Senior sister, Yao'er!" Shi Qianrou saw that it was Wang Muning, hugged the other party, and giggled.
"Alright, alright!" Wang Muning smiled and opened her mouth, peeled her off her body, and asked with a smile: "Haven't slept yet?" ”
"Not yet, didn't the ancestor scold me before, Zizhen went out to see, I didn't sleep!"
Wang Muning glanced inside the room, but saw Lu Ming raise his voice and slowly saluted a few people.
"Naruto is so handsome!" Wang Mooning smiled and quipped, "If you want me to see it, how about marrying Xi'er to you directly?" ”
Hearing this, Lu Ming rarely felt a touch of unnaturalness, and bowed his hand: "Aunt Ning, don't tease me." ”
"Come in, come in!" Shi Qianrou pulled a few people into the house, and then said to Lu Ming: "Ming'er, you go to cultivate!" ”
She began to drive people away, not because Lu Ming was inconvenient, but because she was afraid that he would sue, Lu Ming smiled bitterly, so she had to give up: "It's okay!" ”
That's it, nodded to a few people, and walked out of the house, Wang Muning chuckled: "This kid is more stupid than Zizhen!" ”
"Let Xi'er marry him, and the child must be good-looking!" Hearing this, Shi Qianrou said helplessly: "Senior sister, don't mess around with the mandarin duck spectrum." ”
"Xi'er has already had a crush, you don't know it yet!" Shi Qianrou rolled her eyes, and Wang Muning was stunned:
"I have a sweetheart, why don't I know?" Yao'er was also surprised, and she didn't know.
Yue Shuhuai said with a smile: "I know, it was Ling'er who secretly told me!" ”
"The young talent?" Wang Muning looked like she was eating melons, and several people were speechless, eating all their daughter's melons?
"You really want to know?" Yue Shuhuai giggled, Wang Muning nodded, and then heard her laugh:
"Do you still remember when Ling'er and Ziyan first met, an old man and a young man from the divine realm, two monks?"
"Bastard thing!" Wang Muning reacted instantly, she knew what she meant.
"Did she take a fancy to that little monk?" Wang Muning's eyes widened, and Shi Qianrou giggled: "What a little monk, people call Jikong." ”
"Now, it is a half-Buddha in the western sky, and it can compete with the Buddha!"
"Could it be that you were really fooled by Ye Chen?" Wang Muning was stunned, at the beginning, the two monks were in the lower realm, and the old monk was fooled by Ye Chen.
gave a Mahayana Dharma, and then fooled them back, according to Ye Chen's meaning, the Buddha wanted to kill him, then he would destroy the Buddha's lotus.
Now that I look at it, it seems to be working?
Shi Qianrou nodded again and again: "No, listening to the news brought back by Ziyan, the Buddha realm can now be a mess of porridge." ”
"As soon as Mahayana Buddhism appeared, many Buddhas in the West Heaven worshipped, and some Bodhisattvas also entered the Mahayana door."
"At the beginning, the Buddha didn't take it seriously, but when he reacted, half of the western heavens became the territory of the mountain lonely masters and apprentices, and everyone believed in Mahayana Buddhism."
"No matter how the Buddha sends people to preach, it's useless, and if you go to take refuge in one another, it will make the Buddha angry!"
Wang Muning giggled, this was for Ye Chen to hear, and he could happily run around the Luoyun Sect.
"And then?" Wang Muning asked eagerly, and Yue Shuhuai took over the conversation, "The Buddha Arhats are chasing and killing them." ”
"But the two of them had a lot of believers, and they didn't go out of the temple all year round, not only did they not succeed, but they lost a lot of Arhats, either converted to Mahayana, or were killed."
"Good, good, good!" Wang Muning clapped her hands and applauded, and she said that later, why didn't anyone come to the Buddha world again, it turned out that they were too busy to take care of themselves.
Not to mention killing Ye Chen, their Dao system is going to be finished, how can they still have the heart to kill Ye Chen.
"Looks like there's time, I'll have to meet them!" Wang Muning's eyes flickered, but when she thought of Xi'er's matter, her face turned cold.
"I don't have any conditions, I told her dad about this, as long as he agrees, I will agree!"
Although Wang Muning said this, the girls shook their heads again and again, they knew that it was strange that Ye Chen could agree.
"Let's not talk about this yet!" Wang Muning waved her hand and introduced Shi Qianrou to Banxue: "This is the princess of the Protoss, the orphan of the Xue family in the fairy world, Banxue!" ”
The relationship between the two is a little better than before, although it is not very harmonious, but basically plus six thousand will not fight again.
Ban Xue nodded slightly at Shi Qianrou, Shi Qianrou smiled in return, and Wang Muning looked at Yue Shuhuai and said:
"We're here today for Aunt Yue's business!" As soon as these words came out, Shi Qianrou looked at Aunt Yue with a puzzled face.
Wang Muning told Yue Shuhuai about the previous incident.
"It's not easy to do!" Shi Qianrou got up slowly and walked back and forth, "If you want Ye Chen to speak, I'm afraid I can't do it." ”
"You're actually going to let him speak!" Wang Muning shook her head again and again, "No, no, I've been uncomfortable for the past two days, you know, he's a mess, and if he wants him to do something, he can't press me into the wall." ”
When she opened her mouth, she was talking, the girls giggled, and the snow looked unnatural, and Shi Qianrou laughed and joked.
"Senior sister can't do it, let Yao'er go up, Yao'er is so gentle, as soon as he opens his mouth, he promises to agree!"
Yao'er's face was flushed, and she said, "I can't either!" Hearing that neither of them could do it, Shi Qianrou looked at Banxue.
"Don't look at me, I ......" Ban Xue didn't finish speaking, but the unnaturalness on his face was real.
"That can't be helped!" Shi Qianrou spread her hands, "If you can't do it, then I can't help it!" ”
She has the most ghost ideas, and she can't help it if she cultivates charm, and the girls suddenly became bitter.
"We can't, but we can do it alone!" Seeing the appearance of several people, Shi Qianrou smiled and spoke.
"Who?" Yue Shuhuai asked, Shi Qianrou smiled: "Naturally, it's a girl!" ”
As soon as she heard the girl, Wang Muning held her forehead, "I was going to call her, but I forgot about it!" ”
Shi Qianrou smiled and nodded: "If you want to say that Ye Chen's favorite is naturally the younger generation, such as Sister Ling'er, Ming'er and Mu'er. ”
"In our generation, his favorite is also what he grew up watching, so he is naturally a girl."
"She is a big brother, she can make Ye Chen obedient, what she wants, what Ye Chen gives!"
Wang Muning nodded again and again: "This is the truth, she wants the stars in the sky, and Ye Chen has to take a stick and stab it." ”
Several people have an understanding that the girl is most afraid of Wang Muning and Ye Chen, but at the same time, Ye Chen's favorite is the most.
And although Ye Chen loves it, it is naturally a girl, just when the Tianjiao Conference was held, the girl wanted to drink a glass of wine, but even Zizhen disagreed.
But Ye Chen let her drink it, it can be said that the girl's lawless and fierce personality is natural, but the biggest reason is caused by Ye Chen.
He is too accustomed to being a girl, and after all these years, every time he comes back, no matter how busy he is, he is even being chased and killed.
But as soon as I see candy that I haven't seen before, I will stop and buy some, and every time I come back, there must be candy in my pocket, and this candy must be brought to the girl.
Ban Xue only understood now, she finally knew why Ye Chen had to stop and buy some candy when he was chasing and killing before.
It turned out that it was brought to the girl.
"So, if you want Ye Chen to speak, you can call the girl over, as soon as she speaks, it will be difficult for Ye Chen not to agree!"
As soon as these words came out, Wang Muning immediately spread the rumors.