Chapter 294: Chuande's Medical Advice: No Cases, No Tests! Sunbathing can kill viruses!

Chuan De's remarks,

Immediately, the scene fell into an uproar.

The medical minister of Eagle Sauce made crazy eyes at Kawade,

But Chuan De on the stage thought that this was recognizing his statement,

He also nodded to the Minister of Health.

"In addition, regarding the fact that Eagle Sauce has tested more cases than other Western Union countries, I don't think everyone needs to worry about it!"

Chuan De pressed down his hands to signal everyone to be quiet,

Smiled and continued.

"We have the most advanced medical level, the greatest medical team, and the most luxurious medical facilities on the Blue Star!"

"So the detection efficiency of mad laughing disease is much more efficient than other countries, which is something to be proud of, but it is also a double-edged sword!"

"Because this will make our Eagle Sauce's epidemic data very ugly, as if our Eagle Sauce has done a very poor job in epidemic prevention and control!"

"This sucks!"

"You can look at other countries, Huaxia has been hiding the death toll, and Curry has released any rigorous epidemic data from the beginning!"

"Actually, we Eagle Sauce do much better than them!"

"This is a very unfair thing!"

"So, if we don't test anymore, or if we test less!"

"Isn't there so many cases in our Eagle Sauce?"

“......”

"Everyone knows that the viruses in the world are afraid of high temperatures!"

"We are now in June, and when summer comes next month, the weather will become hot, and the Jiangcheng virus will soon be killed by the summer sun!"

"So don't worry, in more than a month at most, the madness will disappear completely!"

"I suggest that if you are unfortunate enough to get madness, you can go to the beach to sunbathe more, which can not only promote your health, but also effectively kill the virus!"

“......”

The more Chuan De spoke, the more energetic he became,

Make one medical recommendation after another to the public that is taken for granted.

As the president of Eagle Sauce,

Chuan De gathered almost all the top epidemiologists of Eagle Sauce around him,

These experts originally gave a lot of professional judgments,

But Chuan De is a very assertive person,

I just have to draw inferences......

"Zizi Zi ......"

Chuande gains momentum,

Suddenly, a screeching electrical sound came out of the microphone in his hand.

"Lord Kawatoku!"

"There seems to be a problem with the equipment, and it's almost time today, so let's just end here! ......”

Seeing that the situation is getting more and more out of control,

His deputy hurriedly tried to find a way to stop the press conference of the Black Temple,

Prevent Chuan De from making more rebellious remarks.

......

After the press conference of the Black Temple,

Chuande's,

Sure enough, it caused a violent sensation on the major social platforms of Bluestar.

"It's too stupid to inject sanitizing water, Chuande, do you have any serious illness?"

"Would you like to try it yourself?"

"No Testing, No Cases? Stupid logic that only cerebral palsy can have! ”

"If we stop investigating the rape, the rape of Eagle Sauce will be completely eradicated!"

“......”

Blue Eagle,

Countless netizens denounced Chuande on Twitter,

yelling at him for being the stupidest president Eagle Sauce has ever had,

Not one of them.

Until the next day,

Chuan De, who was scolded, realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing yesterday.

After being reminded by the elite team under his command,

Although he hasn't figured it out in his head,

But they also tried to remedy it.

On the Blue Eagle,

Chuande took the initiative to tweet to explain,

said that yesterday's speech at the press conference was just to express his sarcasm,

Professional medical advice is still necessary to consult a professional doctor.

But the people of Eagle Sauce didn't buy it,

All kinds of spoof pictures have become memes on the Internet,

Constant swiping under his tweets.

"Covering your eyes and bowing your head means that you can't stand the spicy eyes. JPG。 ”

"Put sanitize water P on the hanging bottle and start injecting .GIF."

"Chuande carried tons and tons of sanitize water that was turned into beer kegs.JPG tons."

“......”

In order to counteract the impact,

The New Testament newspaper publishes articles specially.

"Can injecting sanitizing water and irradiating sunlight destroy the virus? Only people with common sense will do it! 》

But it has to be said that

This incident has indeed detected the IQ of the people of Eagle Sauce.

In the Black Temple.

Chuan De listened to the report in the office.

"States have received millions of emergency hotlines asking whether injections or oral sanitizing water can eliminate the virus, and state governments have now issued emergency alerts warning people not to inject or take oral sanitized water under any circumstances! ......”

According to the statistics of the New Testament City Emergency Center, within 24 hours, there have been 158 cases of chemical poisoning caused by injection or oral sanitizing water, and they are currently being rescued, of which 6 people have died after rescue failure! ......”

"The sanitizing water of Eagle Sauce's major Wonima supermarkets has all been sold out, which is a great safety hazard! ......”

"At present, there is a large-scale gathering of people on the beaches of Eagle Sauce, which may greatly lead to the accelerated spread of the crazy laughing virus! ......”

"The disease control centers in 8 red states (Sichuan-German hardcore states) such as Florida and Massachusetts have suspended testing, and the data of the Eagle Sauce epidemic is greatly distorted! ......”

Listening to these debriefings,

Chuan De in the seat was full of embarrassment.

He realized that he could not have imagined,

I just said a few words,

Who knew the negative impact would be so huge.

Eagle sauce people don't have brains,

Do whatever he says?

Wait for the staff to disperse,

Only Smith, Kawade's number one think tank and director of Eagle Sauce Intelligence Bureau, remained in the office.

Smith closed the office door,

Advise now.

"Lord Kawatoku!"

"You don't have to worry about that!"

"After this press conference, the situation seems to be very unfavorable for you!"

"But looking at the essence through the phenomenon, this is a good thing!"

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(There's another chapter later...... 