Chapter 2 Although I have nothing, I have a sister
"Regarding the artificial intelligence ruins discovered two days ago and the ancient people rescued from them, it is simply a sensation, and it is said that even the Imperial Research Institute ...... The outsourcing units of the expatriate agencies of the branches of the branch have sent part-time scientists to investigate, I wonder what Brother Chic, as our special guest, thinks about this matter? ”
"Hey, you're asking me the right person, asking someone else will definitely not solve your problem, but if you ask me, I'll tell you, instead of caring about this kind of, why don't you come and see me, an alien flying cat, as long as 899 credits, you can have such a space flying cat, and spend another 3 minutes, you can teach it to backflip, and then spend 1 minute to send it to the circle of friends, and there will be countless chicks who want to squeeze your door within 5 seconds, and then don't you want to come a few times? In this way, you have no time to take care of anything other than shooting, and your problem will be solved. ”
"Brother Chic said well, I'll place an order right away!"
"If it doesn't work, you can sprinkle me within 3 days!"
"Beep."
Yang Wuji turned off the entertainment program playing in Zhi's brain, and scolded "Rinima" in his heart.
The hosts and guests who advertise frantically in variety shows represent the vast majority of people's views on the discovery of ruins and the rescue of such a "primitive man" as Yang Wuji:
As long as it has nothing to do with self-interest, then it is not worth spending a second on it, it is better to seize the time to make money.
Yang Wuji originally thought that in the era of limited resources he lived in, human beings were crazy enough for profit, but he didn't expect that after human beings became the overlord of the universe, the situation of lust for profit became more and more intense.
Everyone can't wait to tattoo the word "money" on their face!
"What a scumbag of the whole people! It's better to be extinct! Destroy! ”
He couldn't help but reprimand in his heart.
Of course, the reason why Yang Wuji is so indignant is not without reason, this morning, someone from the government came to tell him that his physical examination was all normal, and he didn't need to be hospitalized anymore - the implication was to get out of the way.
Although the big-backed government official repeatedly emphasized that it was definitely not because he didn't want to pay the hospitalization fee, Yang Wuji checked the price of the VIP ward of the capital central hospital where he is now living - 50,000 credits per day, and his heart suddenly felt like a mirror.
According to the information he learned from the Internet in the past two days, the minimum living allowance for ordinary citizens of the empire is only 1,500 credits per month.
"! Stingy, drink cold water, what's wrong with letting me stay two more days? Lao Tzu has been an experimental subject all his life, what's wrong with enjoying it?! ”
No matter how incompetent and furious Yang Wuji is, he can only pack his luggage in the end - no, he has no luggage at all, so he can only pat his ass and leave.
As a humanitarian compensation for the guinea pig he had been an artificial intelligence for so many years, the Chalanxing Governor's Mansion gave Yang Wuji imperial citizenship for free, and also gave Yang Wuji a free brain for each citizen of the empire, as well as a set of civic robes that can cover his butt and regulate the temperature.
Standing at the gate of the hospital, Yang Wuji looked at the flying car flying everywhere in the sky and the world, and he would kill himself if he was not careful, and he was panicked.
After checking the information on the Internet, he is now in Knoll City, the capital of Charanxing, where the cheapest low-rent apartment costs 1,400 credits per month.
In other words, as soon as he rented a house, he basically had no money to eat, so Yang Wuji felt even more desolate in his heart, and couldn't help but want to sing a song:
"How cold it is~~ I'm playing in the mud in the Northeast~~ Although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian~~"
At this moment, in the corner of the outer wall of the hospital, a black shadow suddenly appeared, and it grabbed Yang Wuji's sleeve with one hand, and at the same time let out a cry with 8 plus signs of sugar:
"Giegie (older brother)~~~!!"
Yang Wuji: "??? ”
……
"Name: Yang Wuji. Gender: Male. Citizen of the Empire, Credit Rating 1. Voluntarily use the imperial citizenship authority, adopt 'Yang Lingling' as his sister, give 'Yang Lingling' imperial citizenship, and become the legal guardian of 'Yang Lingling', this permission can only be used once, and after use, it will not be able to give imperial citizenship to others through marriage, adoption, support, etc., is it confirmed? ”
Looking at the information projected by the android in front of him, Yang Wuji glanced at the girl who was hiding behind him with an excited face, and chose to confirm.
"Congratulations, your 'adoption' application has been completed and the specific identification information will take effect after you upload the adoptee's biometrics. Since the adoptee's citizenship is obtained through gift, it is not possible to enjoy the 'free brain installation' treatment, please purchase the brain and install it for it. If the adoptee has installed the Brain Brain, you can enter the citizenship information into the Brain of the adoptee for synchronous updates. ”
The service-oriented android in the administrative center finished the service with a smile and waved his hand to signal that Yang Wuji could get out.
"Yay! Fast! Brother, I have my own brain, hurry up and send me the citizen information! ”
Seeing that the formalities were completed, the girl who was about one meter five tall, with purple hair and purple eyes, delicate facial features but a thin figure, excitedly shook the beggar costume on her body, and stretched out her hand at Yang Wuji crazily.
Thirty minutes ago, Yang Wuji, who was standing at the gate of the hospital with no relatives in his eyes, was suddenly ambushed by this girl.
Thirty minutes later, he now has a younger sister.
"It's so exciting to have a lot of ups and downs in life."
Yang Wuji sighed, followed the instructions of the operation, and sent the citizen information to the "sister" who had changed his name to "Yang Lingling", and at the same time asked the question he was most concerned about at this time:
"Can you rent a house now?"
"Let's go, let's go~!"
Led by the girl, after some tossing, Yang Wuji successfully lived in a low-rent apartment, and as for his cheap sister, of course, she lived in with him.
"I want this room!"
Yang Lingling seemed to have never lived in a house, as soon as she entered the door, she went crazy in a low-rent apartment of about 60 square meters with two bedrooms and one living room, and finally chose a bedroom with a window facing the sun, but a relatively small area as her room.
Then, without waiting for Yang Wuji's consent, she shook off the tattered coat on her body, revealing the white slip dress like plastic cloth inside, and jumped onto the single bed that came with the apartment with a cheer.
"It's so cool! It's so soft! Is this the bed that ordinary people lie in every day?! Ordinary people are too cool! ”
"What's that......"
Yang Wuji wanted to ask about Yang Lingling's true origin, but he couldn't open his mouth when he saw her standing up with a refugee figure that could see her ribs through her dress, and her happy appearance of lying on the bed with convulsions like epilepsy.
According to the girl, she escaped from an unknown laboratory and has the ability to predict the future, because she sensed that there was someone here in Charan Star who could protect her, so she smuggled here thousands of light-years away and found Yang Wuji.
Yang Wuji's reaction to this was: "Crooked than Babu ......"
He is a primitive man, but not a Yuanmou man.
You are a little girl in a beggar's outfit and hungry, let alone light years, being able to walk from the east of the city to the west of the city is comparable to a holy war expedition, and what do you say is not far from tens of millions of light years...... If Yang Wuji believes it in this way, he might as well believe that is fragrant.
"Forget it, eighty percent is an orphan. I don't know where I saw the news, so I ran to the hospital gate and squatted at me. ”
Yang Wuji shook his head, firming up his guess.
Anyway, as a legal guardian, Yang Lingling (now 14 years old) is at the disposal of Yang Wuji every month until she reaches the age of 18, and he has nothing to lose from this point.
On the contrary, with a living allowance of 3,000 credits per month for two people, Yang Wuji's food, clothing, housing and transportation can be regarded as truly guaranteed.
What bad intentions can a little girl have? The little girl just wants to have a warm home.
Just thinking about it, Yang Wuji saw Yang Lingling lying on the bed and did not move.
"Huh?"
He stepped forward and pushed Yang Lingling.
"Hey, what's wrong? Why didn't you move all of a sudden? Are you alright? ”
The little girl felt her body shaking, opened one eye and glanced at Yang Wuji, and there was visible impatience on her face: "You go away, what is there to talk about later, let me play the game for a while, I have long wanted to play ordinary people's online games, I heard that thieves are interesting." ”
"Huh?"
Yang Wuji felt a little wrong when he heard it, why did this sister just recognize it, and there was a tendency to become a game waster?
"Didn't you say that if I recognize you as my sister, you will teach me how to adapt to society? Alas...... When I went through the adoption procedures, I called someone giegie, and now there is a game, and the new person is better than the old person, and I tell people to go away......"
The little girl was furious by Yang Wuji's resentful eyes, sat up helplessly, rubbed her hair, closed her eyes and groaned for a while, and then waved her hand at Yang Wuji: "Okay, I have made up a small program, which has been sent to your brain, which can teach you basic travel knowledge, and assign you an assignment today: go to the mall to buy a fast food pot, and the price must be within 100 credits." ”
Yang Wuji looked at the small program information that popped up in his field of vision, his eyes widened, and he was very shocked: "Huh~!" Programming so fast? The Matrix? ”
"What hackers, don't talk nonsense! Hackers are against the law, so should they be caught by the Security Bureau? I'm just using basic programming, basic programming! 3-year-olds will! ”
Yang Lingling choked on her cheap brother angrily, and lay down on the bed again, looking like she was concentrating on playing games.
"It turns out that all 3-year-olds in the future world know how to code? Good guys, I'm straight good guys! ”
Yang Wuji smashed his mouth, once again realized the fact that he was a primitive person, and turned his head to go out to buy appliances according to the prompts of the small program in his brain.
Although you can be clever and let your brain help you shop online, if you don't learn how to go out, you can't stay at home for the rest of your life.
I have to say that the brain is a good thing, a chip the size of a fingernail, as long as it is implanted in the back of the neck, it can be connected to the network, use various software, provide a lot of computing power and can also project the output results on the retina, it looks a bit like the super doubling version of AR glasses in Yang Wuji's era.