Chapter 65: All Incarnate Splatoon

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!"

Lin Hui shouted.

The whole camp suddenly became agitated, and there were footsteps everywhere.

Chen Erhu quietly pinched a piece of braised pork, and just wanted to put it in his mouth, he was slapped away by Lin Hui: "I want to be thin!" ”

"Brother Hui, I'm so hungry......"

"Get down to business first, when you're done, eat as you like!"

Lin Hui urged: "Hurry up and put the dishes into the pot, move quickly!" ”

The three of them immediately followed the requirements and quickly divided the dishes into large pots.

Meals in the camp are divided into separate meals.

Although the conditions in the wild are poor, this habit is still retained.

Soon, the meals were all packed into large pots.

Seeing a large number of figures rushing over in the distance, Lin Hui said solemnly: "Get ready, whether you are dead or alive, it depends on now!" ”

The three of them swallowed a mouthful of saliva hard!

This is in an enemy camp.

As long as you show the slightest flaw, you have to play it all!

Wang Yong asked worriedly, "Will it be seen?" ”

Lin Hui shook his head: "Lower the brim of your hat and retreat to a dark place, as long as you can't see your face and bury your head low enough, you will be fine!" ”

The three of them hurriedly lowered the brim of their hats, retreated to the shadows, and prayed silently in their hearts: Don't be seen!

Soon, there was a long queue outside the shed.

Lin Hui knocked on the iron basin with a big spoon, lowered his voice and shouted: "All line up!" Eat in order, eat as much as you want, don't waste it, whoever is it, stand up, don't cut in line! ”

"Good!"

"Got it!"

The responses in the team came and went.

Wang Yong next to him quietly gave a thumbs up: "Awesome Brother Hui, you learned so similarly, I almost thought you really worked in the cafeteria!" ”

Lin Hui smiled: "It's a little meaning, it's a little meaning!" ”

He also learned from the leader of the Sixth Company Cooking Squad, and he will listen to it more.

At eight o'clock in the evening, everyone was so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs.

All eyes were staring at the rice bowl, and no one noticed Lin Hui at all.

After finishing the meal quickly, they hurriedly found a place to squat or stand to eat.

After all, if you want to deal with emergencies at any time, you just need to fill your stomach with a simple meal.

At this moment, Lin Hui's pupils shrank sharply, and he saw several officers in the distance coming this way.

Xu Da's face also changed: "It's over, an officer is here!" ”

Grassroots soldiers are full of dry food.

But the officers will definitely notice them.

When the time comes, it will be exposed.

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu immediately panicked: "What should I do, Brother Hui, I'm going to show my stuffing!" ”

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Don't panic, we're almost done, and it's time to retire." Remove! ”

With a wave of his hand, he immediately slipped away from behind the shed with the three of them.

As soon as the front foot walked, several officers followed the scent.

The major at the head looked down: "Oh, Lao Zhou, the food is good today, braised pork, roast chicken legs, much stronger than at noon!" ”

He lowered his head and sniffed, and immediately frowned: "Huh? What's the paste? ”

"Old Zhou, what are you burning?"

"What about people?"

The Major looked around, but there was no one in the shed.

An officer next to him said with a smile: "I guess I didn't grasp the heat well, I was afraid of being scolded, so I slipped away when I saw you coming." ”

The major spat to the side: "Bastard thing, you still know how to hide?" Wait until you're done eating! ”

"Hurry up, everyone, eat, you'll have to pull it out at night!"

A few officers hurriedly got some food, found a random one and began to gobble it up.

Lin Hui quietly poked his head out from the back of the shed, and smiled evilly: "It seems that you two have good skills, and the food is quite delicious?" ”

"That's it!"

Wang Yong looked proud: "Anyway, we are in the production base, and we are also professional pig farmers, so let's get something to eat, it's a little meaning!" Feeding pigs and feeding people, the same! ”

Chen Erhu said with a smile: "When I saw them eating, I thought of those little piglets in the pig house, which were as fragrant as they ate!" ”

Lin Hui laughed: "Yes, yes, yes, I said how can I look at this picture familiarly." ”

Xu Da next to him almost vomited blood: Do you compare people with pigs?

No wonder these two are so energetic when they just stir-fry, and they are used as mixed feed!

But this is also a professional counterpart!

At least it's all food!

Lin Hui waved his hand: "Let's go, while they are eating, there is no one in the camp, let's go get some guys!" ”

"Okay!"

The three of them smiled, immediately followed him, and disappeared into the camp.

……

"I'll go, why is today's dish so salty?"

"The meat is burnt!"

"Squad Leader Zhou, what do you mean, making the dish so unpalatable, on purpose, right?"

Everyone scolded while eating.

The major chewed a piece of meat with difficulty, like chewing kraft candy: "Damn, this meal is burned like pig food today!" Later, I'll call all the cooks and let them try it for themselves, what is it called? ”

"Maybe it's too hasty, right?"

"Rush fart!" The major scolded angrily: "You can drop the chain during the exercise?" The more times like this, the more they should play extraordinarily, the meal is made like this, who can swallow it, and how can the soldiers maintain their physical strength and prepare for battle? ”

The officer next to him nodded: "When we have dinner, I'll pull them out, I don't know where to hide at this time?" ”

The major snorted coldly, and just as he was about to speak, his stomach suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Grunt......

"Not good! I have to go to the toilet and my stomach hurts! ”

As soon as he stood up, the officer next to him immediately frowned: "Don't say it, I seem to be a little uncomfortable too." ”

"I'll go, is it so coincidental?"

Another officer covered his stomach and said: "Just now my stomach was like a war, gurgling, embarrassed to say." ”

At this moment, there was a sudden shouting from all around.

"What's wrong with my stomach?"

"No, I need to go to the bathroom!"

"Dodge, dodge, dodge, I'm going to pop out!"

For a while, many people put down their rice bowls and ran wildly towards the outside of the barracks.

The colonel looked at the rice bowl, his eyes full of anger: "Old Zhou of dog days! Burn the fucking dish, even if it's unpalatable, and have diarrhea, I'll have to die later...... Oh yo yo, no, no......"

"Remember to bring me some paper, I can't hold it back!"

He said as he ran out with his ass covered!

In a tent on the west side of the camp, Lin Hui and the others poked their heads out of it together.

I saw a large number of people rushing towards the outside of the camp.

Many people run with their legs between them.

Others had sharpened their voices, as if they had just been castrated.

Wang Yong looked at Lin Hui and smiled: "Brother Hui, you are really lacking in morality, this trick is too damaging!" ”

Chen Erhu nodded: "That's it, why didn't you find that Brother Hui had a bad stomach before?" ”

Xu Da rolled his eyes: I found out earlier!

Lin Hui cut off: "You know a fart, and the soldiers are treacherous!" Otherwise, just a few of us, how can we bring down so many? Besides, the exercise is a real battle, they are all enemies, and they must be fierce in dealing with the enemy! ”

"If you don't add aphrodisiacs to them, it's good!"

The three of them jumped up in fright: this picture is too beautiful, they dare not imagine it!

Xu Da was so frightened that his hairs stood on end.

Fortunately, he and Lin Hui are the same.

Otherwise, sooner or later, you will have to be played to death.

Click!

Lin Hui loaded the bullet with a cold face: "Let's go, don't look at it, it's time for us to work!" ”

"Hey, hey, that's fucking exciting!"

The other three looked at each other and smiled evilly.

A few people were so heavily armed, carrying guns and swaggering outside!

As soon as he walked outside the barracks, he suddenly heard the sound of cannons in the distance.

"Puff puff ......"

"Oh~ comfortable, cool!"

Wang Yong pinched his nose and looked disgusted: "It's so stinky, what did they eat last time, why does it taste so good?" ”

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Your fucking shit is fragrant?" Don't talk nonsense, it's a quick fix! ”

He glanced around.

Night vision makes the surroundings look like daylight.

Soon, Lin Hui's gaze locked on a major.

He was crouching beside several officers, squirting, his facial features distorted.

"Let's go, let's start here!"

Lin Hui carried a gun and walked over with a few people smiling.

The major was holding the toilet paper in his hand, and the upper and lower pieces of the pull hurt: "Lao Zhou, this bastard!" What the hell did you add to the dish today, how did it look like taking laxatives, and when you get caught, you have to lock him up! ”

At that moment, he jerked his head up and saw four figures in the distance coming towards him.

The major thought it was from the cooking class, and suddenly became furious: "You fucking still know what you did today, and ...... people."

In the next second, he was stunned.

Who are these four guys?

Wearing the clothes of the cooking class, but not from the cooking class?

"Who are you?"

Lin Hui smiled: "Chief, you just ate the food we cooked, why didn't you recognize people when you took off your pants?" How's it going, are the meals delicious? ”

The Major was instantly furious, and just as he was about to speak, there was a crackling sound behind him.

His expression also became ecstatic: "Oh roar~"

Lin Hui pinched his nose with one hand and gave a thumbs up with the other: "The chief is the chief, and the pull is louder than others!" ”

The Major was furious: "Bastards, you are from the Red Side! ”

"That's right!" Lin Hui smiled: "However, there is no reward." ”

The major was furious to the extreme!

No matter how stupid he is, he understands what is going on.

It must have been the guys who snuck in, knocked out the cooks, and added laxatives to their meals.

"Holy shit, I'll pick your skin in a while, dare to fix us like this!"

Lin Hui frowned: "Chief, what you said is not right, soldiers are not tired of cheating!" In the exercise, you are the enemy, we can add laxatives to the food, we can add poison to the food, and you are all dead now! ”

"Kill your grandma!"

The major was furious.

As soon as he was about to lift his pants and stand up, he was pressed against his chest by the barrel of a gun.

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Chief, please abide by the rules of the exercise, otherwise, I can only whip the corpse!" ”

The major's lungs are about to explode: "You dare to ......"

Suddenly, there was a bang.

A powerful air stream pressed against his chest.

The Major was overturned by the force of gunpowder and fell to the ground.

He jumped up angrily and roared, and he didn't care about the slimy stuff on his buttocks: "You bastard!" ”

But by this time, the four had already opened fire at the same time, shooting in all directions......