Chapter 123: Crazy Deal, Get along with My Wife
Su Ling was stunned for a moment.
Wife?
An extremely strange feeling rose in her heart, the operation of the man in front of her could not be said to be unexpected, but it could only be said that it completely broke through the thinking limit of normal people.
Wait for her to follow.
The door of 102 happened to open a crack, and the man stood at the door, looking at Jiang Chen vigilantly.
"You're you again? Where did you get a big box? ”
"Brother, do you need to recycle your wife?" Jiang Chen asked skillfully.
"Take a wife?" In the face of this extremely strange statement, the man did not show impatience, but seriously considered it.
"How did you get your wife here?"
"Trade in the old for the new, take your old wife, and exchange it for a new wife, this business will only make money and not lose money." Jiang Chen is like a qualified businessman, and his words of introduction are very exciting.
"New?" The man was obviously more moved, and asked in a low voice, "What kind of exchange can I get?" ”
"Probably...... She is in her twenties, she has a good sense of humor, she usually likes to make small jokes, and by the way, her hands are very sexy. Jiang Chen was very honest and said what he knew.
The man's eyes brightened.
Turning his head to look at the bathroom a few times, after hearing that the sound of water inside had not stopped, he hurriedly welcomed Jiang Chen and the others in and sat on the sofa.
"Brother, you can see if my wife can be recycled later."
After about two minutes, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and a woman wrapped in a bathrobe walked out, looking in her forties, a little thin, and okay-looking.
The man and Su Ling looked as usual.
But Jiang Chen squinted, the other party had just finished taking a bath, but the rich aroma of bath liquid could not hide the rancid smell.
"Husband, who are they?" The woman's eyes were wary.
On a big night, a man with a big box and a little girl break into the house, and anyone will be suspicious.
"Oh, they are, ahem...... Collect the rags, a very poor pair of brothers and sisters. "The man is five big and three thick, but he seems to be very afraid of his skinny wife.
"Oh, shall I cook an extra meal?" The woman asked, wiping her hair.
Hearing the word cooking, the man's face trembled, his breathing became a little heavier, and he replied with great reluctance: "Okay...... All right. ”
The wife's cooking has become more and more terrifying.
Snakes, insects, rats, ants, rotten vegetables and rotten meat are nothing, and recently every time she finishes cooking, she will put a blanket on her body, and that meat, men have never eaten before!
Every time he took a bite, he felt that there were 10,000 ants crawling on his body, and he felt a chill, and the double torture of psychology and physiology made him feel the urge to commit suicide immediately every time.
He also tried to attack again, killing his wife.
But the other party will soon come to life, and then stared at himself to eat.
And every time she comes back to life, she becomes more ferocious, and even holds some sharp weapons to force herself to eat the food she cooks!
"Boss, do you want this wife? I really can't do it, I'll take some more money. Seeing his wife walk into the kitchen, the man said in a low voice.
Jiang Chen touched his chin and made a comment.
"The butt is not warped enough, it is not easy to give birth, and the heart is not big enough, the child will be hungry in the future, and he looks like 6 points, which is not bad, but he is too old......"
"Comprehensive assessment, average value."
"But for the sake of your brother, you are good, so I have the right to make you a friend."
Hearing this, the man's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he grabbed Jiang Chen's hand excitedly: "Thank you!" Good brothers! ”
Jiang Chenfeng waved his hand lightly: "It's a trivial matter, the purpose of our recovery of our wife is to promote the happiness and harmony of every family, and whether we make money or not is secondary." ”
The corners of his mouth curled slightly.
In this process, the prompts of "ghost qi +50", "ghost qi +79" and "ghost qi + ......" kept ringing in his ears.
Although the woman was in the kitchen, she was a ghost after all, and she could still hear the sound of the living room clearly, Jiang Chen's comments, and the idea of taking her away, naturally made the woman resentful, and her face became a little blue.
"But I have to ask, why do you want to recycle your wife?"
"Let's talk about it first, problem wife, we don't want it."
Jiang Chen spoke again.
The man's face changed for a moment, and he quickly recovered, and said with a smile on his face: "Brother, there can't be a problem, my wife, everything is fine." ”
"It's all good, you still want to recycle her?" Jiang Chen was suspicious.
......The man was silent for a moment, gritted his teeth, and said: "I won't hide it from you, she cuckolded me, although only once, our two families negotiated together, she promised never to dare again, and I forgave her at that time." ”
"But then the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and gradually, I moved ...... her"
Speaking of this, he quickly closed his mouth and smiled awkwardly: "By the way, how do wives usually recycle?" ”
Jiang Chen said: "I need you to convince her to come with us voluntarily." ”
"What if she doesn't want to?" The man said in a deep voice.
"Then it's up to you to find a way to restrict her movement, or you can pack it up, in short, so that we can take her away smoothly, just fine." Jiang Chenle said.
His words made the man stunned, and he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
But soon, his face turned fierce, and he picked up something from the side: "You guys are waiting here!" ”
The man walked into the kitchen.
"Husband, what's wrong...... ' came his wife's unguarded voice.
Then came the blade into the flesh, and a cry of disbelief, and then, as if a pot and bowl had been knocked down, there was a sound of Ding Lingdang.
After that the man came out, his clothes disheveled and his wheezing was heavy.
He found a suitcase, walked into the kitchen again, and soon dragged a suitcase that was obviously a lot heavier to Jiang Chen.
"My wife has already installed it, remember, open it in half an hour, it must be half an hour, otherwise I will not be responsible for what happens!" His hands were shaking, and his eyes were a little red, like a beast in a state of excitement.
Su Ling looked frightened.
It's hard to stuff a whole person into a suitcase, how did he fit his wife in?
Noticing the wet red marks on the edges of the suitcase, she got goosebumps on her back.
Jiang Chen's next move made Su Ling almost can't help but run away.
I saw him take a step forward, pick up the suitcase, weigh it several times, and sniff it closely, as if he was inspecting the goods, and after the inspection, he nodded with satisfaction.
"Yes, it's your wife inside."
A scene in front of me.
It had a huge psychological impact on Su Ling.
The two people who traded, one was more abnormal than the other, I thought it was just a pervert of the delivery party, but I didn't expect the receipt to be even crazier!
"Give your new wife this box, remember, you can't open it until we're gone." Jiang Chen also admonished.
The man stopped him and looked suspicious: "Why?" You can't have nothing in this box, right? ”
"Hehe, as soon as the new wife appears, the first person she sees will become her husband, and you don't want your new wife to admit her mistake and fall in love with me, right?" Jiang Chen said seriously perfunctorily.
The man groaned for a moment, and then he let go of his figure, he didn't believe Jiang Chen, but he didn't care if he had a new wife at all.
If anything, an unexpected surprise.
No, as long as you send your horrible wife away, it will be a great thing.
The man sent the two to the door, looked at them with a smile, and said meaningfully: "I hope you can get along with my wife!" ”
Jiang Chen also smiled.
"The same goes for you."