With a whisper, Yu Sheng withdrew the stuffy stick.

I tidied up my clothes.

Cleared his throat.

"Classmate, do you like to listen to cross talk?"

Wu Lin fell to the ground, looking sluggish and dazed, not knowing what would happen next.

But obviously, it's definitely not a good thing!

God's special cross talk.

If it weren't for your stick, I'd be falling apart, and if it wasn't for your punch, my head would still be buzzing...

I'll get up and stab you twice.

"Walking east and west on the north and south streets, the people on the cross street bite the dog, pick up the dog and cut the brick, but the brick bites the hand."

"There is an old man who is only nineteen, and he drinks lotus root in his mouth, he has never seen this thing since he was a child, and he pulls it three times... Pulling..."

Yu Sheng paused, raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Oh, the three wheels pull the train away." ”

"Listen, does that sound like a word?"

"Today I will tell you about a stand-up comedy, there is such a person who does not talk like this..."

This day seems to be Wu Lin's disaster day.

He didn't even know how he got here.

In front of him, such a peerless Tianjiao who came out of Jiangbei Province, carried a long stick in his hand, and beat him down with one blow, and then... squatted beside him, talking stand-up comedy with an expressionless face.

It's like memorizing lines.

How about giving me some tone!

said that the tone is frustrating, and there are obviously a few places that should pause and interact with the off-the-field!

Not only him, but also the entire venue, netizens who watched the live broadcast... All eyes are on the rest of their lives.

Listening to him talk to everyone with a blank face.

"And guess what?"

Yu Sheng's voice paused, looking at Wu Lin, his eyes were full of that encouraging gaze.

Wu Lin stubbornly turned his head and pretended not to see the rest of his life.

Then, I saw a dagger silently resting on his neck.

"How... What's wrong? ”

Wu Lin's body tightened, and he wanted to cry without tears.

"Smack, it's gone!"

Looking at the last line on the watch, Yu Chang breathed a sigh of relief.

It's quite tiring to talk about this thing.

The moment he got up, the audience... Countless gray gases poured towards him like a tidal wave.

Swarming into his scroll.

"What the hell is this!"

"You've talked about everything, why don't you get a better bottom?"

watched the rest of his life beat people, and they didn't react.

Listening to cross talk for the rest of their lives, they can endure it.

But you have a bad ending, and I can't bear it.

"Sure enough, the design needs to be a little more ingenious."

"Be refined."

Looking at the fog on the second item in the picture scroll in his mind, which finally completely dissipated and the blurred outline appeared, Yu Sheng smiled contentedly.

Especially... It's a long picture.

If you want to unlock all the items, you have a lot of work... And there is a long way to go.

Comrades still need to work hard!

I cheered myself up for the rest of my life.

Eyes fell on the second item.

Is that...

A small bottle.

Still in the dark, but some of them were just spreading through the ashes.

When the whole bottle is shrouded in ash, it should be completely unlocked and become your second awakening thing.

Yu Sheng retracted his divergent thinking, lowered his head again, and looked at the helpless Wu Lin.

Today... It's a great opportunity.

It's hot.

"Do you still want to hear it?"

He looked at Wu Lin expectantly, as if waiting for an answer.

But in response to him, it was Wu Lin who shook his head frantically.

The rest of my life is a little regretful.

He took out his notepad in his schoolbag and flipped through it, as if looking for something, and quickly put it away and crouched down.

"Do you remember the days when you were a kid sitting in class and babbling?"

"Do you remember the sincere smile on your face at that time?"

"I'll take you through it today."

"At the beginning of people, their nature is good, their sex is similar, and their habits are far away."

"Read it with me."

Wu Lin kept lying on the ground, his desperate eyes fell on the judges' seat, full of helplessness.

Yuan Qingshan looked at this scene, sighed faintly, and finally didn't hold back, and mentioned something, of course, the most important thing was that he couldn't listen to it himself.

"You can actually surrender on your own initiative."

Yuan Qingshan's words were like a clear spring in the desert, which brought tears to Wu Lin's eyes.

I was punched in the cheek by Yu Sheng before, but now I haven't come to my senses, and my mental state is not very good, so I really forgot...

Lao Tzu can surrender.

"I'm going to vote..."

Wu Lin couldn't wait to shout, and then a ball of linen was stuffed in his mouth.

"No, you don't."

"If you don't learn, it's not appropriate..."

The rest of his life kept his expression unchanged and continued to read.

A tear slipped down Wu Lin's eyes and accepted his fate.

Read it...

Finally, a three-character scripture ended.

Looking at the gray gas that swept from the audience in the distance again, the bottle was washed out again, and the rest of his life took out the linen cloth in Wu Lin's mouth in pain.

"I voted... Surrender. ”

In everyone's encouraging and expectant eyes, Wu Lin finally said this sentence in its entirety.

For a while, the audience erupted in warm applause.

It's finally over...

This special ticket money was spent, not only watched the game, but also watched stand-up comedy, and by the way, reviewed the three-character scripture, really special...

The two temporary help of the security department rushed to the ring almost immediately, carrying Wu Lin and leaving.

and even avoided a certain distance for the rest of his life throughout the whole process.

Such as avoiding snakes and scorpions.

Seeing Yu Sheng walk out of the ring, the students who have not yet participated in the competition, or have already qualified, looked at Yu Sheng's eyes full of horror.

It's like looking at a monster.

Especially thinking that he may be the next opponent for the rest of his life, this suppressed emotion is constantly brewing.

There has even been a situation where the eliminated players are smiling with joy.

It's like a big demon king, and it's terrifying.

These two people from the Ink Academy seem to be more than one animal.

"Temporary Supplemental Notes."

"In the next competition, it is not allowed to say a series of things that have nothing to do with the competition, such as stand-up comedy, three-character scriptures, family names, singing, chest broken boulders, etc."

Above the square, an old voice suddenly sounded.

Sun Yingying... Spoken.

As a peep at the whole screen, there must be a forced style, and the ten elders of the ink pavilion who can't be easily stopped, the decision-makers of the human race, the ghost knows what he has experienced in the past twenty minutes.

I want to continue to peep at the screen, but I'm afraid of it again.

Ultimately...

In person.