Jiang Chen walked into the side bedroom.

There was no light on inside, and a little boy of six or seven years old was squatting in the corner, his shoulders twitching, crying very sadly.

"My brother is dead, woo woo, my brother is dead......"

Jiang Chen went over and patted the boy on the shoulder.

The other party turned around, his face was very pale, and after glancing at Jiang Chen a few times, he immediately showed a look of surprise and fear.

"Brother, why are you ......?"

Jiang Chen directly interrupted him: "Don't be afraid, today is my brother's first seventh, I will come back to see you." ”

"By the way, have you prepared anything delicious to worship my brother?"

These words directly confused the little boy.

The other party's jumping thinking makes its brain circuits clogged on the spot.

"Silly Spring, Silly Spring? Why are you in a daze again, this problem can't be cured since you were a child, brother, it's you who is most worried. ”

Jiang Chen stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the boy's eyes, and asked again, "Have you prepared a tribute to honor my brother, Silly Chun." ”

"Who do you call Silly Spring? Ghost +999! ”

No matter how sluggish the little boy was, he could hear the humiliation in these words.

"Hehe, I don't know what you like to eat, brother......"

It opened its mouth to prevaricate.

Who knew that Jiang Chen immediately touched its head with pity: "Also, it's too embarrassing to ask this kind of question, stupid Chun, since you were a child, people around you have said that you are not smart, and only my brother is protecting you." ”

"You stupid baby, my brother's favorite food is fried children, it's not easy for me to come back for the first seven years, so I can only sacrifice it."

As he spoke, he picked up the little boy and headed for the kitchen.

The other party's eyes widened.

"God loves fried children, the worst ghost in our village has to call you when he sees you! Ghost +999! ”

Enter the kitchen.

Jiang Chen threw the little boy over.

looked at the delivery man: "Brother, the ingredients you want have been found." ”

As soon as this remark came out.

The little boy suddenly looked gloomily.

The delivery man tugged at the corners of his mouth.

Dog thing, really good at throwing pots!

"Don't be fooled, this man is full of nonsense, we are in the wrong place this time, he is probably a perverted ghost killer, you see!"

The delivery man pointed to the corpse of the female ghost.

The little boy glanced at it, and his face was ugly: "What should I do?" ”

"Let's do it together, maybe there is still a way to live!"

"Fight with him!"

The two ghosts gritted their teeth and shouted.

After speaking, the delivery man rushed forward suddenly, and kept shouting "Come on, come on, come on" in the process.

There was a writhing sound from the takeaway box in the living room, and the broken corpse was assembled into a woman with a twisted posture, crawling out like a spider, and attacking Jiang Chen with extreme speed.

Jiang Chen glanced back.

Immediately lost interest, the woman did not become a ghost, but was just coerced by the delivery man's yin qi and became a puppet.

He stepped out in one step, and the powerful bull demon fist was launched, and his palm became thicker and thicker.

Grab the delivery man's head.

Push down sharply.

"Bang"

The head hit the Yin God Hammer and exploded instantly.

The woman behind her also fell apart on the spot, turning back into a broken corpse.

"Brother, you died so miserably!!"

The little boy cried even harder.

But it is just an inferior ghost, and it is difficult to affect Jiang Chen today.

"Don't be afraid of Silly Chun, although my brother is dead, you don't want to live!"

"Brother can't let you go!"

He strode over, grabbed the boy who wanted to jump out of the window and escaped, reassured him, and without much nonsense, he also smashed him towards the Yin God Hammer.

"Poof"

The boy will never cry again.

After doing all this, Jiang Chen turned around and walked out of the kitchen, came to the bedroom, stood in the dark, and stared at the sleeping "wife" for a long time.

Look at each other hairy.

I can't stand it anymore.

Jiang Chen walked over, slowly lowered his head, leaned into the woman's ear and said gently: "Wife, the bad guys have been solved by me, let's go take a shower, and then come to play some exciting interactive games, right?" ”

"Damn, do you really treat me as a wife? Ghost +999. ”

"Zhang Yuling is in a dilemma, should I obey him? Ghost +999. ”

"He's so brutal, if I resist, will I be dismembered......"

The female ghost was up and down in her heart, and she found that she had been picked up by the man in front of her and walked to the bathroom.

Stand in the doorway.

There was a constant sound of water running inside.

But when Jiang Chen opened the door and turned on the light again, it was normal in the bathroom, the only thing that was unusual was that the bathtub was full of water.

He walked over, stretched out his hand to test the temperature of the water, and shook his head: "It's too cold, what should I do if my wife is frozen?" ”

As he spoke, he let go of the original water.

Then adjust the water heater and put a new tank of water.

Look at the steaming boiling water in front of you.

Zhang Yuling was shocked.

Are you going to bathe your wife, or are you going to burn the pig and pluck it? "Ghost +999......"

"Puff"

Caught off guard, Zhang Yuling had already been thrown in.

As soon as the boiling water stirred, a layer of folds appeared visible to the naked eye on her skin, and the originally white place suddenly became whiter, like a scalded pig.

When it was Jiang Chen's turn.

He patted his head: "I seem to have forgotten to take the bath towel, wife, you soak it first, I'll pick it up, and throw your clothes into the washing machine by the way!" ”

After saying that, he ran out directly.

A few minutes later.

When Jiang Chen came back again, he found that the bathroom lights were constantly flickering on and off.

In a few flickeres he saw.

In addition to his "wife" in the bathtub, there is another figure, covered in blood, and the water in the entire bathtub has also turned red, and it is still overflowing.

"Bang"

The bathroom door was shut.

It's not blown by the yin wind, it's from Jiang Chenguan.

caused both ghosts to be stunned for a moment.

He rushed over angrily: "Okay, you, stealing people behind my back, how long have you been together?" ”

At this time, Zhang Yuling finally couldn't pretend to be asleep.

She opened her eyes in a bit of a hurry and explained, "It's not like this, old... Husband, listen to me......"

The strange figure on the side was also a woman, it was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but say: "Are you crazy, we are here to harm him, do you really treat him as a husband?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense! How could I hurt my husband! Zhang Yuling was immediately anxious.

The other party didn't know the cruelty of this man, she was very clear, the bedroom was facing the kitchen, and she still remembered the tragic deaths of several ghosts before.

"I love you so much, but you are behind my back and get together with others, you are so sorry for me, you are so sad for my heart......"

Jiang Chen lowered his head at the moment, kept muttering, and his tone became more and more crazy.

Zhang Yuling was also even more scared.

She suddenly thought of something, and pulled the female ghost next to her: "No! You see, she's a woman! ”

Who knew that Jiang Chen's face was even more ugly: "My wife actually fell in love with a woman!" ”

As soon as this remark came out.

Both female ghosts were stunned.

Zhang Yuling's face was even more shocked.

He would rather doubt my sexuality than wonder if he had misunderstood me.