Chapter 262: I'll pinch my fingers, you should have only recently gotten your driver's license
"I'm here to arrest someone!"
"If you are found, you will become a ghost~"
A cold and playful boy's voice entered the bedroom.
Jiang Chen stretched out his hand to cover Lin Youwei's mouth and signaled her not to make a sound, while moving his buttocks to block the little girl's mouth.
"Ghost +99...... Ghost +......"
The footsteps outside walked around, and it seemed that nothing was noticed, and slowly moved away.
Jiang Chen was thoughtful and raised the hammer.
Suddenly.
A gloomy wind blew.
With a "bang", the cabinet door opened, and a boy with a bloody face stood outside the closet, smiling grimly.
I thought that the "ghost" who was far away suddenly opened the door, which can often startle people.
can stand in front of the boy.
It's a black iron hammer.
"Hehehe, I was caught." Jiang Chen's excited voice sounded: "Then now, it's finally my turn to be a ghost, right?" ”
"Run, if I catch you......"
"You can't even make a ghost!!"
The words fell, and the sledgehammer also blasted out.
The boy looked suspicious, but he didn't have time to retreat, and he became a piece of minced meat on the spot.
Jiang Chen walked out, dragging the hammer, his face was full of madness and gloom, and a pair of eyes slowly swept towards the little girl in the closet.
touched the killing intent in his eyes.
The girl shuddered.
"Hehe, grab another one!" Jiang Chen's big hand stretched out.
"Nope! No, didn't we just hide together......" The girl said in a trembling voice.
"I'm sorry, we used to be friends, but now I'm a man-hunter! I have to be worthy of my profession! Jiang Chen shook his head coldly, without saying anything about it, he took the other party out and pressed it towards the Yin God Hammer.
"Poof".
Above the hammer, there is another name.
The cold aura above has become heavier and heavier.
Looking at him covered in blood and looking crazy, in the closet, Lin Youwei unconsciously shrank back, holding a talisman in her hand, her face full of surprise.
"Classmate Jiang Chen, classmate Jiang Chen, do you still recognize me?"
She asked anxiously.
I was afraid that Jiang Chen would be lost.
Jiang Chen glanced at her very strangely: "34D, waist-to-hip ratio of 0.71, aren't you Lin Youwei, can I admit my mistake?" ”
Lin Youwei opened her mouth.
If you admit that you are not mistaken, what is the operation of reporting the size when you open your mouth?
"Anyway, I still have some work to do." After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he carried the hammer, took heavy steps, and walked outside.
At the same time, he spoke in a cold tone: "Hehehe~ The ghost is coming to arrest people, if I catch it......"
"But I'm going to die a terrible death!"
“……”
"Halfway through the night, ghosts catch people, hide and seek, and hide from ghosts...... As soon as the door opens, the soul is broken! ”
“……”
Listening to the outside, Jiang Chen hummed his own song.
Lin Youwei's face was wonderful.
Why does it always feel like he's more skilled than these ghosts?
She couldn't help but chase out, and saw that at this time, Jiang Chen was in the kitchen, shouting in a crazy tone, "Catch you, don't hide", while opening the cabinet doors one by one.
Sometimes they will dance with a sledgehammer and smash rice jars and flour jars that may be hidden.
In fact, the cold smell of the kitchen is in the refrigerator.
Lin Youwei sensed it immediately.
But the other party approached step by step as if he didn't notice it.
Lin Youwei substituted the perspective of the evil ghost, and this sense of oppression that death was a little approaching was very terrifying.
"Hey, is he serious about the salvation of the soul he just said?"
"Isn't this creating psychological trauma on these ghosts?"
"That's not right!"
"He once told me that the most vicious sneakers also wail and scream, is it that they are all screaming under his pursuit and persecution?"
She was shocked, and suddenly found that what Jiang Chen had said to her before had a new understanding.
"Hehe, I've got you!"
At this time, Jiang Chen took out a child from the refrigerator with one hand, who was frozen white and frightened: "How did you freeze like this, it's really careless." ”
"Come, uncle will help you thaw quickly."
After saying that, he smashed the other party with a hammer, and muttered in his mouth: "Break into small pieces, the thawing speed will be much faster, you solve it first, and my uncle will come back to see you later." ”
Then he carried a sledgehammer and hurried to the toilet without stopping.
"This teacher, are you washing your hair? Don't move, just this position, I'll help you! ”
……
"Kids, it's too dangerous outside, come in!"
In the end, a little boy lying outside the window was forcibly dragged in by Jiang Chen and smashed down with a hammer.
The whole cram school is back to a dead silence.
Lin Youwei just wanted to say something.
There was another sound of footsteps in the hallway, accompanied by an exceptionally cold aura, and suddenly approached.
"Not good!" She immediately frowned: "It's a ghost, be careful!" ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a talisman.
"Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, Wan Qi Root ......"
At the door, a little boy with only blood holes in his eyes appeared, with a look on his face, as if crying and laughing: "Hehehe, uncle, it's my turn to be a ghost now, right?" ”
Its aura is very powerful, and it is a terrible ghost.
Jiang Chen was suddenly unhappy: "I haven't been enough of this ghost, it's your turn?" ”
"Hehe~" The boy's smile became more and more cold.
"Golden Light Spell!" At this time, Lin Youwei finally made her first shot tonight, and a little golden light shot out, dazzling.
"Bang"
The boy was hit in the chest, revealing a fist-sized bloody hole.
Lin Youwei's strength is indeed extraordinary.
Although he has only just stepped into C-, he can face ordinary ghosts, and it is almost overwhelming.
"Ahhh Pain! It hurts! Why, why are you bullying me!? After being injured, the boy screamed violently, and his breath became more and more terrifying.
"It turned out to be a ghost." Lin Youwei was still calm, reciting another incantation in her mouth.
"Dry view of the sky, Kun sits on the ground, Xunfeng, away from the fire-"
She planned to use the more powerful Fire Dragon Talisman to kill it with a single blow.
But at this moment, a big hand stopped in front of her.
"It's still a child, don't use such violent means." Jiang Chen dissuaded, took a step, and pressed the boy's head with his big hand.
Then swing the Yin God Hammer.
"Poof"
Blood splattered all over the rusted security door.
Lin Youwei's eyes widened, aren't you violent?
Wrong!
At this time, she finally reacted to a question: "Jiang Chen, you are also C-level?" ”
In fact, she should have thought of it before.
But Jiang Chen's repeated operations were too appalling, causing Lin Youwei's brain to be in a state of downtime all the time, and she only noticed this at this moment.
"Hmm...... Sort of. Jiang Chen nodded.
After getting an affirmative answer.
Lin Youwei's beautiful eyes couldn't help but shine, and she was inexplicably very happy.
"That's amazing, classmate Jiang Chen!"
She gave a playful thumbs up.
Jiang Chen was also very modest: "What is this?" Not only am I fast in cultivation, but I am also proficient in various fields, you know by looking at palmistry, right? I'm sure you're going to see it! ”
"Really, you still know physiognomy?"
"Of course, in my opinion, you should have recently taken your driver's license!"
"So accurate? I just got it two days ago! ”
The two of them had already come to the road at this moment, Jiang Chen looked at the SF90 that did not pull the handbrake, slid down a slope, and hit the stone pier, and nodded silently.