Chapter 279: Collectively incarnated as a women's clothing boss
Wang Yong looked at the two people in front of him, and felt bad in his heart.
His intuition told him that the two in front of him were definitely not ordinary people.
Soon, his face was full of enthusiastic smiles again: "Do you eat mutton skewers, authentic Xinjiang mutton skewers, quack fragrant, quack delicious!" ”
The two walked around the stall and walked up to him, looking up and down.
One of them stared at him suspiciously: "Are you from Xinjiang?" ”
Wang Yong nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, yes." ”
The man frowned: "Then how can I listen to you, a smell of the Northeast?" ”
"How can it be, I am a native of Urumqi, Xinjiang, we buy mutton skewers, famous far and wide, I guarantee that you want to eat two bites, eat two bites and want three bites!"
Wang Yong picked up a handful of black skewers and handed them over: "Come on, come on, taste it!" ”
The two of them were so frightened that they hurriedly dodged backwards, with a look of disgust: "What kind of thing, black?" Are you grilled lamb kebabs or grilled coals? Do you grill skewers? ”
"He's a fart!"
The two turned their heads and were startled by the black-faced uncle talking next door.
A person said with a weak heart: "Uncle, you are from Africa, right, and you speak Mandarin quite neatly?" ”
The uncle wiped his face and jumped up angrily: "Who is from Africa, my face is blackened by his smoke!" ”
"Don't be fooled, this kid is a fool at all, how can he grill skewers, he can't fart!"
Wang Yong was anxious: "Uncle, you can't talk nonsense, why can't I grill skewers?" My skewers look black and taste delicious, don't believe you! ”
Uncle dentures almost squirted out: ", I want to live for two more years!" If you don't know how to set up a stall, don't set it up, just come and make this a miasma! ”
The two looked at each other suspiciously, and one of them looked at the uncle and asked cautiously, "Uncle, is he new here?" ”
The uncle pointed to Wang Yong and Chen Erhu next to him: "He, and him, they are both newcomers." Big men are selling women's underwear here, what a thing, what a pervert! ”
"The other one is too, saying that it repaired the zipper, and all five zippers were broken!"
"And the one in front, that guy is not normal, he sells sandals and mats in winter, I don't know what to think!"
The two of them immediately looked around vigilantly.
Several nearby "stall owners" smiled politely and awkwardly.
The two glanced at each other, felt that something was wrong, and came to Wang Yong and Chen Erhu respectively.
One of them stretched out his hand and asked solemnly, "Who made you set up a stall here?" Business licenses, health licenses, ID cards, all taken out. ”
Wang Yong was unhappy: "Why? ”
The man took out his police ID card from his arms and shook it in front of him: "That's it!" Get your documents out now, quick! ”
Wang Yong's scalp suddenly went numb, he originally thought it was the two city managers, why did he still recruit the police?
Are these people so idle, why are they still checking the stalls?
"Hurry up!"
"You, you wait, I'll look for it!"
Wang Yong squatted down and pretended to rummage, but in fact he was panicked to death.
What kind of stuff does he have?
Knowing that this was the case, he first found a place to get a fake certificate, practiced his skills a little and then came over to set up a stall.
Next to him, another policeman also revealed his identity, clasped his hands and teased: "You are a big man, what is not good to sell at a stall, why do you sell women's underwear?" ”
Chen Erhu looked flustered: "I, I like it!" ”
"You like these things?"
"No, no, no, I like to sell these things."
The policeman's tone turned cold: "Your hobby is quite special, isn't it?" Tell me, where did things come from? ”
Chen Erhu stammered nervously: "It's the purchase that came in." ”
The policeman snorted coldly: "Nonsense, whoever buys the same goods will enter the same, which wholesale market will enter it, what about the purchase list, take it out and show it to me." ”
"I can't take it out, I came in from the aunt who sells underwear at the intersection."
"Where's Auntie?"
"Gone."
The policeman squinted: "Make it up, then make it up, I think eighty percent of it was stolen by you from somewhere else, right?" ”
Chen Erhu was about to cry when he was aggrieved: "I, I really came in, I didn't steal underwear, I can swear to God, I'm not a pervert." ”
The policeman's eyes widened: "I didn't say you were a pervert!" You don't know if you're not admitting yourself, take out your ID card and mobile stall business license! ”
"Hurry up!"
Chen Erhu was in a hurry, panicked, and couldn't turn anything out.
The policeman next to him had already taken out the walkie-talkie and began to call: "Hey, we are patrolling a street in the night market and have found a few suspicious people, so hurry up." ”
Hearing that the opposite side was shaking, Wang Yong's face turned green.
If this is caught, won't the mission fail?
He gritted his teeth and slammed the skewer into the face of the man opposite.
"Run!"
then dragged Chen Erhu and ran away.
Seeing that the situation was not good, several people around also hurriedly ran along.
By the time the two policemen reacted, they had already galloped out for a long time.
"Don't run, stop!"
The two chased all the way to the end of the alley, exhausted and panting.
But the gang ran faster than the rabbits, and they were long gone.
"I'll go, what kind of people are these, rabbit spirits, why are you running so fast?"
"Definitely, it must be a fugitive, otherwise you wouldn't be so afraid of us, you have to report it quickly!"
In the distance, Lin Hui walked out from under the shadows and took in the scene: "I don't want to come to set up a stall at all, I will be hellish if I can blend in, a bunch of stupid people!" ”
Zhou Zhongyi came up from the side and said with a wry smile: "You kid is too ruthless, let me inform the police to search for them in the whole city, and deliberately lure people over."
Lin Hui smiled: "If you don't increase the difficulty, how can you test the training results?" ”
"What if you get caught?"
"Anyway, if you go in, you have the ability to fish them out."
Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "My soldiers were arrested, but the face of our regiment was lost!" ”
Lin Hui shook his finger: "This is wrong, you are the head of the regiment, and it is your face that you lose, not mine." ”
Zhou Zhongyi's ears smoked, is this taking Lao Tzu as a backstabber?
Seeing Lin Hui turn around to leave, he hurriedly caught up: "Now that the whole city is searching, they have no place to stand, and it is too difficult to find a place to hide, so you are not worried about the failure of the mission?" ”
Lin Hui smiled slightly: "As long as they know how to work together, it is not very difficult, and I have confidence in them." ”
Zhou Zhongyi pouted.
I'm confident that you're still doing this, it's a bit of a serious illness!
……
At this time, Wang Yong and the others ran wildly for a few streets and finally stopped.
A group of people held on to the garbage cans, panting heavily.
Xu Da looked at Wang Yong complainingly: "You said that you too, you can't grill skewers, you can't bake a few things blindly, and the accent doesn't look like it, and a few of us will be exposed!" ”
Others also began to complain: "It's good that we ran fast, what if we were caught by the police, we would be locked up as a three-no-person person." ”
"When the mission is not completed, we don't know how to punish us when we go back?"
Wang Yong didn't fight in one place: "Do you want to make face?" ”
"Lao Tzu is setting up a stall there alone, it was originally well hidden, why are you all running here?"
"Especially if you're a fool and have nothing to sell women's underwear, isn't this a clear way to tell people that you're a pervert, just like this?"
Chen Erhu shook his head frantically: "I don't, I don't!" ”
Xu Da waved his hand: "Okay, don't start infighting at this time, you have to think of a way quickly." This dress is useless, and you have to change your skin again. ”
Wang Yong said angrily: "It's useless, our figure is here, no matter what it becomes, it will be easy to be recognized, unless we can completely change our appearance like Brother Hui." ”
At this time, he raised his eyes and saw a small advertisement posted on the telephone pole, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
When the others saw that he did not speak, they also raised their heads.
Seeing the recruitment content, everyone laughed evilly and immediately had an idea.
……
An hour later.
Dozens more people were chased everywhere.
In the end, they were in the alley, and Xu Da and a few people completed the rendezvous to discuss the next step.
Wang Yong took out the job advertisement removed from the telephone pole and said his next plan.
Later, a group of people widened their eyes in horror, as if they had seen a ghost: "I'll go, this is too perverted, I won't go, I won't go to death." ”
Wang Yong cut off: "Then you just wait for the mission to fail, and go back and be beaten to death by Brother Hui." ”
They looked at each other, but they all stopped talking.
Wang Yong asked solemnly: "I'll ask you, do you want to hide well, do you want to complete the task successfully?" ”
"Yes, of course!"
"Then let us arrange it! I can guarantee that this plan is absolutely foolproof! ”
Everyone looked at each other and rolled their throats weakly.
There is no better way: "Forget it, we listen to you, just do it!" ”
Wang Yong smiled: "That's right, everyone will act separately and meet here in a while." ”
The crowd dispersed, and in a short time they all returned to the alley.
It's just that at the moment, they have completed the gender transition.
Most of them put on hoods, wigs, changed into women's clothes, and turned into women's clothing bosses.
The remaining four or five people really didn't have anything to do with it, so they could only look at it awkwardly: "You're all dressed up, so what should we do?" ”
"Look for it again!"
"The money is all gone, I can't afford wigs, where can I find them, I can't steal them, right?"
Stealing is definitely not stealing, and the rule of this training is not to do anything that violates the law and discipline.
Otherwise, when you come back, the punishment will be increased, and you will have to be sent to the fence if you don't do well.
Everyone summed it up and was ready to help raise some money.
"I'm five cents."
"I have eight cents."
"I'm a piece of two."
A group of people scraped together, and a total of more than 20 yuan was scraped together.
Wang Yong handed a wad of change to a few of them: "Okay, let's make do with it." Go to the small commodity market and see if there are any cheap clothes and wigs. ”
A few people want to cry without tears, this money can buy a fart, a wig is not enough!
"It's not good to stay here for a long time, hurry up!"
Wang Yong and his gang walked out of the alley and happened to encounter a team of patrolling policemen.
At this moment, the air became very quiet.
Two groups of people just stared at each other with big eyes, and no one moved.
On the contrary, the corners of the eyes of the police were all jumping wildly, and their expressions were strange.
There is a large group of people in front of him, including female workers in factory uniforms, sexy and hot young women with exposed thighs, and sweeping aunts in sanitation vests......
There is nothing wrong with these people being left alone in any one place.
But when gathered together, how to look at how to violate the harmony.
Wang Yong and his gang swallowed their saliva and wanted to retreat into the alley, but it was too late.
The leading policeman walked up to Xu Da and shouted, "This aunt." ”
Xu Da sighed and looked around: "Who are you calling?" ”
Wang Yong, who was behind him, immediately reacted and stabbed him in the back: "Sister Xu, comrade police call you, when will you get better with this problem behind your ears?" ”
Xu Da was angry.
Lao Zihua is obviously a young girl, where does she look like an aunt?
The policeman asked, "Hello Auntie, have you seen a group of suspicious people passing by?" ”
Xu Da suddenly became a little flustered, do we count?
The policeman thought he was nervous and smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, we are looking for some suspects, all of whom are men." ”
"I just received a report from the masses that there are many strange men moving around, have you seen it?"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, It's good that the stuffing wasn't revealed, otherwise it would have been all over.
It seems that their camouflage skills are quite successful, and they can't see any flaws when they get so close.
Of course, it has something to do with getting dark.
Xu Da was still hesitating how to speak, but Wang Yong immediately took the lead as soon as he had an idea, and said in his throat: "I saw it, I saw it, they are in the alley!" ”
Chen Erhu said in a clip tone: "Yes, yes, yes, it's terrible, a group of small flat-headed, they don't look like good people." ”
A few people in the alley haven't left yet, and their eyes widened when they heard this: Fuck, shit, actually sell teammates!
They were afraid of being caught, so they ran away.
Hearing the movement, the police immediately chased after them.
Sure enough, I saw a few voices running frantically.
"Stop, don't run!"
Several people ran wildly and scolded at the same time: "This group of kings and eight calves, they don't pay attention to righteousness, and they actually sold us!" I'm a day you immortals! ”
They quickly climbed over the wall and shook off the pursuit.
Chen Erhu stretched out his head and watched, hehe, silly: "It's pretty fast." ”
Xu Da patted him on the head and hurriedly urged: "What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and leave, wait for them to come back and catch it!" ”
"Yes, yes, let's go, let's go!"
Soon, a group of people were stepping on high heels, and Gadagada disappeared at the end of the street.
Behind the telephone pole at the intersection, Lin Hui hugged his hand and hooked a smile on the corner of his mouth: "These guys, they have finally a long memory and have learned well!" ”