Chapter 299: More than a dozen accidents in half a month, medical assassin?
Push the door in.
On the hospital bed near the door sat a middle-aged man, holding a fragment of a mirror that he had gotten out of nowhere, trying to open his mouth wide and desperately look at his throat.
He seemed to suspect that there was something in there.
Jiang Chen and the others came in but failed to attract his attention.
On the other side, a young man squatted in the corner by the window, with 11 written on the hospital gown, talking to himself.
Listen closely, his words will be creepy.
After a while, he said softly: "I'm sorry wife, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry, I didn't mean to." ”
After a while, he was hysterical: "I saw you with my own eyes with that fox!" ”
"Liu Shihao, Liu Shihao, think about it yourself, you had nothing back then, you were short, ugly and poor, and your mother married you and smoked from your ancestral grave."
"Now you dare to do this to me?"
"I'll tell my dad when I go back and let him remove you!"
After the man said this, his expression suddenly became frightened, and he trembled and begged for mercy: "Don't, please wife, misunderstanding, this must be a misunderstanding." ”
"Misunderstanding? You took off your pants in front of that vixen, are you really blind? I was also blind at the beginning, and I didn't pick so many handsome young guys, and I chose you as a three-inch ding! The heart is still so flowery! ”
When No. 11 said that he was excited, he even raised his hand and slapped himself several times.
"It's not what you think, she's just a potted plant, at that time she said she was drying up and dying, let me help her water a little, I thought it would be better to apply some fertilizer, so I ......"
See this scene.
No. 15 unconsciously moved two steps back, obviously a little scared.
Although she is also sick, she is generally normal, but the two patients in this house are in a state of madness all the time, and anyone who sees it will be afraid.
Jiang Chen did not dislike it in the slightest, and strode forward.
First, I came to bed number 13.
He also stared at the other party's throat, and then said: "Don't look for it, the little ghosts in the stomach are generally very smart, and when there are mirrors, they will hide." ”
Hearing this, No. 13 was stunned for a moment, and then became pleasantly surprised.
Someone finally admits that everyone has a little ghost in their stomachs!
However, when he raised his head and saw Jiang Chen's white coat, his face unconsciously showed a trace of fear: "Doctor...... Doctor? ”
"Hmm." Jiang Chen looked at him: "No. 13, has your condition improved recently?" ”
"Sick ...... I'm not sick, I really have a little ghost, you just said it......" He struggled with his expression.
I don't want to offend the doctor, I don't want to admit that I am sick.
"I know there's imps, I mean, why would your imps hurt you." Jiang Chen followed his words.
"Ah......" No. 13 was obviously stunned for a moment: "Doctor, won't the little imp in your stomach hurt you?" ”
"Of course, they usually only help us to eat our intestines, and they are man's best friend." Jiang Chen looked serious.
No. 13 lowered his head and muttered for a while before he said in despair: "Maybe they are hating me, after all, I swallowed them alive one bite at a time." ”
Hearing this, Jiang Chen nodded: "This makes sense, such a big hatred is difficult to dissolve." ”
"The little ghost in your stomach has been making trouble for so long, and it is estimated that it is difficult for ordinary treatment methods to work, so I will help you once and for all today."
"Doctor Wu, close the door!"
Listen to the two full of strange conversations.
The 15th was already sweating profusely, shuddering and closing the door, his back clinging to it, ready to escape from this terrible ward.
"Doctor, what treatment still needs to be closed?" The 13th was also stunned for a moment.
"Surgery, the conditions are limited, so I will wronged you." Jiang Chen said, stepped forward and pressed the other party down on the bed, and began to bind his hands and feet with restraint straps.
Number 13 struggled a little: "Huh? Surgery directly here? ”
"Sick and urgent, the little ghost in your stomach hears our conversation, maybe it will breed evil thoughts and hurt you, you must do it as soon as possible!" Jiang Chen's face was serious.
Soon, number 13 was tied.
Jiang Chen took out the scalpel, thought about it, pursed his mouth, made a "poof" sound, and sprayed a lot of saliva on it.
This time the 13th was completely panicked.
"Scalpel with saliva sterilization? Are you serious? Ghost +999! ”
"Don't be nervous, Xiao Jiang, it's okay, it's going to be okay, don't be nervous Xiao Jiang, relax, take a deep breath, take a ......"
Then he saw that the doctor in front of him was muttering, as if to comfort himself.
The 13th was stunned for a moment.
couldn't help but say, "Doctor, I'm not surnamed Jiang either?" ”
"Well, my surname is Jiang."
Hearing this, No. 13's face turned pale, and he struggled violently: "No, doctor, is this your first time having surgery, how do I feel that you are not very professional, let's take a long-term view......
"Who told you I had surgery for the first time? And if a doctor is professional or not, can you see it as a patient? Being questioned about his medical skills, Jiang Chen's face was obviously a little unhappy.
"But you seem to be very nervous, and you are still encouraging and comforting yourself, obviously a novice doctor!" At this moment, No. 13's logical thinking seemed to have become normal and clear all of a sudden.
"You're wrong, in fact, the contemptible person has a lot of experience in surgery, and the reason why he is nervous is just because he remembered the medical accident just now." In order to reassure the other party, Jiang Chen explained.
"Medical malpractice!? Just? Ghost +999...... Ghost +999......"
No. 13's eyes widened, and he struggled harder: "Don't do it!" I'm not going to do this surgery, doctor, let me go! ”
"You look like a layman, what doctor hasn't had a few medical accidents in his medical career?"
"I've been practicing medicine for half a month, and I've only had a dozen accidents, so why do you have to worry about such technology?" Jiang Chen looked confident.
More than a dozen accidents in half a month?
Are you really going to practice medicine, not assassination?
This time, not only No. 13, but even No. 11, who was arguing in the corner, couldn't help but look at it, and No. 15 swallowed even more, she knew that this man who claimed to be a doctor was definitely not normal!
Before the other party enters the hospital, maybe he is a perverted murderer who carries out serial murder in the name of a doctor!
"Dr. Wu, take medical notes, I'm going to start surgery."
"By the way, you come and spray some saliva around to create a sterile environment to avoid infection in the patient's wound."