Chapter 28: Medical Parole

There is a mad dog to come forward, the efficiency is high, only two days, the mad dog in prison to get more than ten editions of the Golden Bottle of Plum books, connected to the binding, uncut version, all two or three copies, all day, like a baby. Collect it by your side, flip through it from time to time, and laugh very lewdly.

Now the mad dog is very close to me all day long, and when he can't see me for a day, he panics, and from time to time he shares and discusses the plot in the golden bottle with me.

Tonics were also bought, as long as they were the various tonics mentioned in the Golden Bottle Plum book, they were bought in a different way to tonify the body.

On this day, I had another accident.

I'm a little embarrassed to say what happened, but I really had an accident.

Although my sentence was relatively long, I just slept to death by a woman, so I was not a felon, and from time to time I helped out in the kitchen and cooked for the inmates. At the same time, because I am a good cook, the food is delicious, and the prisoners also unanimously praise me for helping in the kitchen.

What's going on? I'm a person who is more cautious in big things, but on weekdays, stumbling and falling still happen from time to time.

But today I fell this way, and I was a little ashamed.

Why can't I fall well, this fall made me blush, and I sat on the winter melon when I fell. If it is a winter melon with a diameter of more than 30 centimeters, it is just a relatively slender winter melon.

said with a joke in the famous joke of a non-famous cross talk actor whose surname is Guo Mingde Segang. I'm Kikukai now.

My current image is that of a pregnant woman who is pregnant with a full-term pregnancy, but the pregnant woman is pregnant with a child, and I am pregnant with a winter melon.

The conditions of the prison cannot be taken out, but if I don't take it out, my life is at stake.

After the warden learned about this, he said coldly: "According to my abdomen, come a few feet, the melon will be broken, and it will be fine." If I follow the warden's method, I'm afraid that the melon will be broken, and I will be gone.

Or the deputy warden, a little humane, let him be released on medical parole, I will personally escort him, and after the operation, I will bring him back immediately.

There was a guarantee from the deputy warden, and the warden didn't say anything. It's a default.

In the infirmary, I lay on the hospital bed humming.

The deputy warden asked angrily: "If you say that you are sitting on a knife and stabbing it in, I still have a certain belief that you can fall down and stab it into the winter melon, are you very weak when your pants are not strong?"

"In the kitchen, knives are chained, and it is impossible for them to fall on the ground, how can I fall on the knives, and besides, even if I fall on the knives, can I still talk to you now?" I explained painfully.

"You continue to weave, I'll put a knife on the ground now, you deliberately sit on it and show me, I just want to see if I can stab you to death." The deputy warden reprimanded.

I don't need to demonstrate that if a knife is accidentally dropped on the ground, no matter how it falls, it should be flat on the ground, unless it is deliberately inserted into the ground, which is also the knife edge to the ground.

"It's not that I didn't fall on the knife, it's the winter melon, and it's almost my life long, help." I begged in agony.

"Come on, come on, demonstrate the theory of crime scene reconstruction, you can sit on a winter melon and show it to me now, and you are not allowed to take off your pants." The deputy warden said.

"It's not Southeast Asia, it's hot, I'm small, and these shorts are a little bit bigger. It was a slip from the side, and as soon as I sat down, I went in. I explained with a bitter face.

"Okay, you want to live, right? In front of me, you sit on the same size and shape of winter melon again, if you sit in, I will give you medical parole, if you can't sit in, you will wait here to die. The deputy warden said in a non-negotiable tone.

"There's already a winter melon inside, and if you sit in another one, I'll die immediately." I begged for mercy.

"I've seen the injury, and now this winter melon is deep, and there is still a little space, you deliberately stuff it in, just as a demonstration." The deputy warden did not give up.

"Can't I tell the truth?" I finally gave in.

"You should have told the truth a long time ago, tell it quickly." The deputy warden said.

"Didn't I buy a few books on the Golden Bottle of Plum and read it, and the more I read it, the more I got angry, so I stole a smaller winter melon and wanted to decompress myself." I confessed.

"Can't you do cucumbers?" The deputy warden asked.

"Cucumbers are easy to break, and besides, I don't feel strong with them." I confessed in a voice that I could only hear.

"Okay, I'll save your life once today, don't have any crooked thoughts about your kid, because your current crime won't lead to death, if you have crooked thoughts, I don't care if the pistol goes off." The deputy warden threatened.

"The grace of saving lives must be reciprocated." I am very grateful.

"Pull it down, if you want to repay the favor, it will be ten years later." The deputy warden muttered.

In this situation, I had to be released on medical parole.

I was handcuffed to a hospital bed, and the operation was successful, and I got my life back.

Immediately after the operation, I was lying in my hospital bed, and the deputy warden, after closing the door of the ward and telling the nurses not to disturb me, came to my bed.

The deputy warden asked meaningfully, "Now that there are no outsiders, you have enough time to be honest." ”

"What do I have to confess?" I'm puzzled.

"Until now, you're still pretending, when who can you hide? What do you want to do with this medical parole? Be honest. "I really wanted to be happy for a while, but I accidentally belched." I turned on the poor explanation mode again.

"Anyway, there is a lot of time today, and no one will bother, so I will unmask you and see your true face." The sub-composer turns on his storytelling mode.

"The first time I saw you, I knew that you were not simple, you were a member of Long Zhong, there were rumors in the rivers and lakes that Long Zhong was not more than 10,000, and if it was more than 10,000, it was invincible." The deputy warden said.

"Wait a minute, are you telling a story?" I asked.

"Don't interject, I'll ask you, and you'll answer." The deputy warden said.

"The first time I paid attention to you, all your scars were concentrated on your chest, and there were no scars behind you, which means that you are a warrior on the way to indomitable, and you can never be a deserter, and only a deserter will leave his back to the enemy. As for what you said, your gunshot wound was left over from minimally invasive surgery, and it's pretty much the same to lie to a seven-year-old. Of course, I am grateful to you that day, deliberately coughing to remind me, the warden passed by the interrogation room, afraid that he would overhear something, so I didn't break it, and listened to your nonsense about hernia minimally invasive surgery. “

"Can I chime in now?" I asked cautiously.

"I really don't like second-hand smoke, and my cough is really choking on second-hand smoke." I explained.

"Shut your beak and listen to me." The deputy warden was furious.

"Long Zhongjun is something I've always wanted to join, but my qualifications tell me that I don't have this opportunity in my life. But what rank do you rank in the Long Zhong Army, I really want to know, can you tell me? The deputy warden asked.

"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just Optimus Prime, who likes to pick up girls, this is the number one talent in the world." I said solemnly.

I slapped the deputy warden, and he continued: "Drowning in a manure tank, do you know who he is? Killer. The deputy warden said.

"My goodness, really?" I blurted out.

I was slapped again, and I finally stopped trying to interject, and the left and right sides of my face were swollen.

"Do you know the miracle medicine of wanting immortals to die?" The deputy warden asked.

Although hearing this name makes my inner little devil excited, I don't want to be slapped again, so I don't say anything.

"Ask you, say it quickly." The deputy warden was getting impatient.

"Listening to this name, I like it, is it used for the joy of bed brothers." I'm very sexually interested in discussing this.

Chapter 29 hangs by a thread