Chapter 494: The uncles are all acting schools
"Don't you want to ask anything out of my mouth!"
"I'm a hard guy, I can't say anything!"
"Even if you torture me, beat me to death, whip me, beat me to death, we won't say anything!"
In the courtyard, several old men shouted as they walked.
The corners of the eyes of the two soldiers following behind twitched.
These old guys have been shouting all the way, aren't their voices dry?
A soldier was about to push open the door of the next room when one of the old men shouted, "It's not there, it's here!" ”
Both soldiers were stunned.
I saw a few old men as if they were being dragged by someone.
The body leaned back, the legs walked forward, and the mouth shouted at the same time: "We are hard bones, we can't say anything!" ”
Immediately, the old man kicked a board off the ground and jumped straight down.
Several other old men also jumped down with him.
When they arrived in the cellar, they shouted at the top of their voices: "You invaders, you will definitely be defeated!" ”
The squad leader closed his eyes and waved his hand, and the two soldiers immediately went up to close the lid.
The moment the voice disappeared, several people all sighed: "This world is finally pure." ”
A soldier smiled bitterly: "These uncles are too good at acting, obviously they brought us here, and they are more fierce than anyone else." ”
The other soldier nodded: "How cooperative the others are, if they have to come to this play, they are all drama spirits!" ”
The squad leader shook his head: "This acting skill is definitely at the level of an actor." ”
Meanwhile.
In every house in the village, the people either went into their own houses, or into the firewood houses or cellars.
After the soldiers of the Tiger Regiment packed up everything, they immediately began to disguise.
They put on the clothes provided by the common people, and all their weapons were hidden.
Soon, everyone was transformed into villagers.
Lin Hui blocked the village road, watching his soldiers pass in front of him, and his brows suddenly furrowed.
Shu Gang came up and asked, "What's wrong, is there any problem?" ”
Lin Hui directly called a group of people: "It looks decent, look at your heads, and then look at your heads, the little flat head of Qingyishui!" ”
"People can recognize your identity as soon as they come, and the disguise also gives me a little care!"
"There are uncles and aunts in the village, there are eldest brothers and sisters-in-law, you all give me a damn assignment, who plays the uncle, who plays the aunt!"
He gestured with his hand: "Remember, the meat on the eldest mother's chest is hanging, if you want to pretend to be a little bit like me!" ”
Shu Gang hurriedly shouted: "Did you hear everything?" Hurry up, hurry up and get ready! ”
Everyone sighed and immediately rushed out.
Looking at the backs of everyone leaving, Zhou Zhongyi also asked curiously: "Lin Hui, why do we have to choose to bury in this village, is there any explanation?" ”
Lin Hui smiled slightly, and told the information provided by Wang Chen: "According to the information provided by Instructor Wang, they will search for it in three ways, and the middle road just passes through the village. ”
"If their search route doesn't change much, they're likely to pass by us."
"We can choose to attack them, or we can act as if nothing happened, in short, the initiative is in our hands, everything is in our hands!"
Zhou Zhongyi suddenly realized and gave a thumbs up: "You have to be tall!" ”
Lin Hui waved his hand: "Okay, don't delay time, hurry up and disguise." It wouldn't be good if they suddenly approached and found clues. ”
Zhou Zhongyi and Shu Gang nodded in unison and immediately followed him to inspect the area.
After a while, Lin Hui took a big turn.
By this time, everyone was almost disguised.
Many people put on the clothes of their mothers and sisters-in-law and put on some long hair.
At first glance, it does seem like that.
But Lin Hui took a closer look, how did he look at it and think it was weird.
He pointed to one of the soldiers and said, "You, come here!" ”
The soldier hurriedly ran over: "Regiment commander, what's wrong?" ”
Lin Hui looked at this guy's strange appearance, and reached out to touch his dreadlocks of hair: "What is this?" ”
The soldier smiled: "Isn't this a temporary wig that can't be found?" It happened that the fellow had a donkey here, so I plucked the donkey fur and made my hair. ”
Lin Hui turned his head to look at the donkey ring, and saw that the donkey's head and tail were bare, and there was not a single hair left.
So angry that he kicked over: "Your uncle! This is damaging the countryman's belongings, you know? ”
"Yes!"
The soldier was full of grievances: "However, we are not invaders, it is reasonable to do this, besides, don't you all say that you lost money?" ”
Lin Hui glared at him angrily: "It's not that you lose money, right?" ”
He shouted angrily: "Who else is like this, get out of here!" ”
Several soldiers dressed as women immediately ran around.
The gang was weird, and the hair on their heads was as messy as a straw nest.
Everyone can see the problem, and I don't know and think it's a beggar village.
Lin Hui was furious: "Comb your hair well, and use soap and laundry detergent to remove the taste." It's true that this is a rural village, but it's not a beggar's village, and it's not a scavenging village. ”
"I smell the smell of your heads, I know that you are donkeys from afar!"
Everyone looked at each other, and it seemed that it was indeed very tasteful.
"Fuck off, get it!"
"Yes!"
Lin Hui turned his head to look at a few guys dressed as uncles.
These people suddenly panicked: "Commander, what's wrong again?" Me, we look like an uncle? ”
Lin Hui smiled coldly at the corner of his mouth, then took out a dagger, grabbed a guy's collar, and pulled him over.
The guy watched the dagger stab at the head, and shouted in fright: "Commander, don't, I'm loyal to you!" ”
Syllable!
Click, click!
Lin Hui waved the dagger, and his movements were so fast that he flew up.
In less than a minute, he took a step back with a smile.
The soldier was in a panic, and a gust of wind blew, and he suddenly felt a chill in his head.
As soon as he touched his head, everyone was stupid: "What's the light?" ”
Lin Hui smiled and said: "Uncle has to look like an uncle, you look at the old man in the village, either bald or bald, all of them are small flat heads with clear water, can this look like it?" ”
Lin Hui looked at the others, and the few people who were dressed as uncles suddenly tightened.
"Commander, we are willing to shave our heads!"
"No! There must be baldness! ”
"This, this, this ......"
"What is this?" Lin Hui pointed: "Just the three of you, push the middle and keep both sides." ”
The three soldiers who were pointed out suddenly had nothing to love: "Don't, regiment commander!" ”
The people around him laughed evilly, and immediately went up to hold them down, and suddenly there was a scream like killing pigs.
When they finished styling, Lin Hui nodded contentedly: "There are bald people and bald heads, this is like a villager, but ...... It's almost meaningless. ”
Several intestines who played the uncle regretted it: "Leader, spare us, we are all like this, my mother won't recognize me when I go back!" ”
Lin Hui waved his hand: "Let's not shave this time, let's stick some hair for you." ”
A few people were shocked, what are you going to do?
Lin Hui said to the soldiers who came up to watch the excitement: "Do you think it's strange that they don't have a beard on their mouths? ”
Wang Yong, who was dressed as a woman, slapped his thigh, and the water balloon on his chest swayed: "Yes!" I said how to always feel like something is missing! ”
Chen Erhu dragged his chest and smiled: "There is no hair on the mouth, the work is not firm, and the village uncle has a beard on his mouth." ”
The soldier smiled bitterly: "I had a beard the day before yesterday, and I shaved it, but it's too late to grow it now?" ”
Someone proposed, "Why don't you get some more donkey hair?" ”
Someone next to him said: "Don't always stare at the donkey, we can be bald, turn the donkey into bald, how to explain to the fellow countryman when we go back?" ”
"Yes, yes, if the people from the red side come over and see the donkey become this virtuous, people will also think it is strange!"
"Do you think the donkey has albinism?"
"What then?"
"That's right!" Wang Yong patted his head: "Isn't it okay to get some points from the squeaky nest?" ”
The others all laughed evilly: "Yes, yes, yes, this method is good!" ”
Several soldiers who played the role of the old man widened their eyes and almost vomited blood: "Can you think of some normal people's ideas, how much sweat has been shed here, do you want to smoke us to death?" ”
Lin Hui glared at Wang Yong and the others: "Don't fuck have some bad ideas!" ”
Immediately, he looked at the soldiers who were dressed as old men: "No beard, don't you know how to borrow it from the uncle?" ”
Several soldiers all widened their eyes: "Borrow from the uncle?" ”
……
The door to the cellar opens.
Seeing the sunlight coming in, several uncles who were in the mountains immediately stood up.
"If you don't say it, you won't say it even if you kill us!"
A few soldiers who came down from above rubbed their hands together with a smile and said, "Uncle, how are you?" ”
The uncle looked at them in surprise: "Why did you suddenly get old?" I didn't even pay attention to the hat just now, and such an old person can also be a soldier? ”
These soldiers were speechless for a moment: "Uncle, let's be disguised!" ”
After a brief explanation, the uncle touched his head and was full of surprise: "Is it so powerful?" ”
"Wait a minute, can you make me a young man, a little younger, I don't want to dance with old ladies anymore."
The corners of the soldiers' mouths twitched: Uncle is playing quite flowery?
They looked at one of the uncles with a full beard: "Uncle, we want to ask you something, can you ......?"
The uncle held his head high and said sternly: "I'll tell you, I won't say anything, if I die, I'll die, we still have backbone!" ”
They smiled and said, "Uncle, you don't have to say anything. ”
A few uncles looked over curiously: "Then what are you going to do?" ”
The soldiers smirked, "We want your beards!" ”
Several old men were startled, and hurriedly covered their mouths: "You fucking perverts!" ”