Chapter 497: I've never seen such an unserious uncle and aunt
Military vehicles drove along the path into the village.
But as soon as we arrived at the entrance of the village, the first car stopped.
The guards pushed open the door and jumped out of the car.
Several cars behind also stopped, and the soldiers in the cars jumped down in turn.
This is an unwritten rule in the army, whether it is on a mission or on duty.
Military personnel must focus on not affecting the lives of ordinary people.
If you drive the car directly into the village, it is not only too ostentatious, but also easy to affect the normal life of the people.
Soon, a group of Red Special Forces all surrounded the guards.
Hearing movement outside, figures appeared in the house not far away.
Some people are holding cigarettes, some people are holding rice, and they all look curiously towards this side.
The guards glanced around, but did not find anything unusual, and asked lightly, "Where is the village party secretary?" ”
One of his subordinates said: "I have read the previous report, the village party secretary of Taoyuan Village is in the south, it should be that direction." ”
The guard nodded: "Lead the way." ”
This soldier immediately led the way.
A dozen people followed, while the others all stayed where they were.
A group of people walked on the country road, and the smell of food wafted from every house in the village.
Gollum!
A special soldier's stomach couldn't help but growl.
The guard glared back at him, and before he could reprimand, his stomach screamed uncontrollably.
Immediately afterward, as if it was infectious, everyone's stomachs were rumbling like thunder.
The crowd looked at each other, then smiled awkwardly at the guards.
Tracking the whereabouts of the Tiger Regiment all the way, they consume too much physical strength.
In order not to delay time, they did not stop for a moment.
I only ate a few compressed biscuits and a few pieces of jerky halfway through, and I couldn't eat enough at all.
Now that I smell the aroma of the food, all the gluttonous insects are hooked out, and naturally I keep swallowing my saliva.
"Captain, can you ...... later?"
Before his subordinates could finish speaking, the guard interrupted in a cold voice: "No! It's our discipline not to take a stitch and a thread, and besides, have you forgotten how the Tiger Regiment was bad in the previous exercises? ”
"They specialize in drugging the food of the villagers, and you are not afraid of drangling to death?"
Everyone nodded helplessly.
Before the start of the exercise, the captain gave a clear order.
Except for the food I brought, I don't eat anything that everyone else eats.
And you have to be extra wary of the food given by the common people.
It's not that they don't believe in the masses, it's that the enemy is too cunning and too lewd.
Soon, everyone passed by a large courtyard, and a "lady" at the door waved to them with a smile: "The young man is very handsome!" ”
looked at the appearance of the eldest lady's cloak, the same as Mei Chaofeng.
All the soldiers gasped for no reason, and goosebumps broke all over their bodies.
They hurriedly quickened their pace, and before they could take two steps, an old man in the courtyard next to them happily put his hands behind his back and said, "Yo, these young men are so strong, and they are full of pimple meat!" ”
"Come on, come on, let the uncle touch it is real or fake, see how it feels?"
A group of people suddenly had a numb scalp, why did they meet an old pervert?
They could only politely smile at the uncle.
Pick up your pace again and hurry forward.
Wei Jun retracted his gaze, and his body couldn't help shaking: "Who are the people living in the village, why are the uncles and aunts so frivolous?" ”
The special forces who led the way smiled wryly: "I don't know, I didn't mention it in the previous report, maybe it's a local custom, right?" ”
"And this custom?"
"Well, it's a bit spicy."
Just then, a fence gate opened in front.
An "old lady" came out of it with a basin in her arms, just blocking their way.
Everyone immediately shut up, and the soldiers who took the lead asked politely: "Auntie, please ask, where is the village party secretary?" ”
The eldest lady looked up at them, her face crisscrossed with folds.
Wei Jun narrowed his eyes slightly, always feeling that there was something wrong with the eldest lady in front of him.
"Dead!"
The soldier who led the way looked confused: "What is dead?" ”
The eldest lady sighed: "The village party secretary is dead!" ”
The soldiers leading the way were stupid.
He obviously saw the report yesterday that the reconnaissance unit had also contacted the village party secretary.
People die so quickly?
"How did you die?"
The eldest lady said regretfully: "The branch secretary is so old, and he still thinks about those bad things when he sees the sky, and he worked in bed with his wife last night." ”
"I finished seven or eight times in one night, and I just tossed myself to death."
All the special forces stared wide-eyed.
Even the guards were completely speechless.
Originally, he wanted to say two words of mourning, but he swallowed it again.
This village is too fucking improper.
The village party secretary is old, and he actually takes the lead in the whole work, no wonder the uncles and aunts in the village look so frivolous and obscene.
The eldest lady asked, "Young man, is there something wrong with you?" ”
Before they could speak, she grabbed the hand of the leader and dragged her into the courtyard: "Come on, come to my house and talk, if there is any problem, I will help you solve it!" ”
The special forces were speechless: "Auntie, don't worry about it, we can solve it ourselves." ”
The eldest lady showed a wicked smile on her face: "Come on, let's dry more outside, come in and have a cup of tea, you all come in, the bed in the eldest mother's house is big and soft." ”
A group of people almost vomited blood.
Damn, all the way down, this lady is the most unserious!
At this time, the leading special forces posted it recently, and suddenly noticed that something was wrong with this lady's face, and then was startled.
Eyes, eyes are not right!
How can such an old face have such sharp eyes?
Without thinking about it, he pulled out his gun violently and aimed it at the eldest lady: "Don't move, you ......"
Before she finished speaking, the eldest lady lifted her skirt and kicked directly on this guy.
With a hard hit, he hit the fence directly.
Knocked down the entire fence wall.
Immediately afterwards, the eldest lady smiled slightly, and ran towards the house with a dodge and a brisk walk.
"Blues, it's Blues!"
Bang bang bang!
The guards opened fire and yelled.
Others also picked up their guns and opened heavy fire into the house.
The sword special forces who stayed at the entrance of the village heard the gunshots and were instantly shocked: "It's gunshots, there are blue troops inside, hurry!" ”
They picked up their weapons and quickly ran down the path towards the inside.
Meanwhile.
Several other special forces put on new magazines and wanted to chase them in quickly.
But before he could take a few steps, he was stopped by the guards.
"Captain?"
"Stop chasing!"
The guards cautiously swept around: "The blue army dares to blatantly become a lady in the village, which means that there must be people around them, otherwise they will definitely not be so calm and calm, as planned in advance." ”
"Let's go, get out of here quickly, go back to the car and call for more people!"
"Yes!"
A group of people quickly walked outside.
At this time, Lin Hui stood in a room and stroked his beard.
Looking at the red special forces who wanted to retreat quickly from a distance, the corners of his mouth hooked up a wicked smile: "Come if you want, leave if you want, really be here in the vegetable market?" ”
He turned his head to look at Shu Gang and said coldly, "Your heaven and earth nets can be moved." ”
"Yes!" Everyone nodded with a smile and immediately ran out.....