"Oh my God! Did you read the news?! ”

"Zombies have appeared in the Central Plains and Jiangzuo!"

"The most terrifying thing is that the little bronze man died on the highway......"

"My family is from Longmen, Los Angeles, and I can only say that something happened to us a few days ago."

"Reiki is going to be revived?!"

"Reiki revival is nothing, I'm afraid it's a weird revival!"

Because of the headlines in the past two days, all kinds of speculations are flying on the Internet.

But soon, just like the previous Cang'er Forty-six Knife Cases, Zhongzhou Knife Girl in White, and Airport Murder Case, the heat disappeared little by little.

By the afternoon of the same day, there were no more news about "zombies" on the hot search.

Liang Cheng, Song Yuan Public Security Dispatch Agency, Inquiry Room.

"Name?"

"Yang Ning."

"Occupation?"

"Séance."

“......”

Without waiting for the police officer to ask again, Yang Ning explained by himself: "It's the one who sells the spirit baby, it's similar to the God of Wealth and the Buddha card." ”

The policeman's furrowed brows widened at this time, and he continued to ask: "Four college students called the police and said that you led them to Song Garden to see the dead last night, is there such a thing?" How can there be dead people in Song Garden? ”

Yang Ning didn't expect those four college students to be so unmartial arts!

I kindly took them to see the dead and visit the ghost market, and when I turned around, I gave myself a point?!

After thinking about it for a while, Yang Ning felt that this matter might need to be confused, so he said, "There is a haunted house in Song Garden. ”

Hearing this answer, the two police officers in the interrogation room immediately showed an expression of "sure enough" on their faces.

One of the police officers immediately asked, "So, you used the dead people in the haunted house to scare those college students?" ”

"Have you stolen any belongings or props from the haunted house?"

Yang Ning pursed his lips: "I don't want to send it to me." ”

Officer: "You just have to answer yes or no." ”

"Nope."

After browsing the deeds that Yang Ning may have committed as a whole, the police officer said: "Your matter can be big or small, the result depends on your attitude, and you are not allowed to use fake dead people to scare people in the future, you know?" This is not right. ”

Yang Ning blinked, raised his hand and swore an oath: "I promise!" In the future, there is absolutely no need to fake dead people to scare people! ”

The police officer was very satisfied with Yang Ning's attitude, "That's right!" Tell me, how tasteless is it to fake death in the middle of the night to scare people? ”

Yang Ning nodded in agreement: "Well, it's quite tasteless." ”

Seeing that Yang Ning was handsome and so obedient, the police officer liked it too.

I have seen a lot of people who work in the criminal department on weekdays, and suddenly when I saw this kind of young man who was just a little naughty, but had not made a serious mistake, the police officer was not much embarrassed, and when he packed up his things and got up, he said: "Okay, remember this lesson, write a promise, and leave after writing." ”

The two police officers who asked left for a while.

Soon after, when one of the officers returned to the interrogation room, Yang Ning's assurance had already been written.

Looking at the crooked characters over there, and there were even many pinyin characters, the police officer hesitated for two seconds and muttered: "Why do you write this character like a dog?" ”

"Also、And pinyin? Young man, you can't do this attitude! ”

As he spoke, the officer only felt a cold wind suddenly rise around him.

Yang Ning turned his head to stare at the empty area next to the police officer for a while, and then responded to the police officer: "I was abducted and sold to the mountains before I was five years old. ”

"It's all my usual hard work and self-discipline."

"As for writing, I'm sorry, I've done my best."

"After all, people like me, trying their best, have just reached the starting point of their peers."

Yang Ning's words were deliberately miserable, he was too lazy to write, and let the poems write for him.

His world is very different from the world of ordinary people.

He doesn't need to learn anything like an ordinary person at all.

The so-called hard work and self-discipline are true, but they are not the decisive factors.

Hard work and self-discipline can only make people stronger, not invincible.

At this time, listening to Yang Ning's sentence "I have just arrived at the starting point of my peers with all my might", the policeman's face suddenly changed, and he remembered that he had just checked Yang Ning's information and indeed did not find out the situation of his parents, and there was only one guardian surnamed Zhou.

At this time, the police seemed to be able to understand why Yang Ning would use fake death to scare those college students.

After all, they are all of the same age, others are still in school, and he has begun to become a so-called "séance" for his livelihood.

Even, a picture has appeared in the mind of this more emotional police officer: Yang Ning has a bag on his shoulder containing inferior little spirit babies, he walks the streets and alleys, and asks people when he meets them: "Hello?" Ask a spirit baby to make a good fate, right? ”

As a result, people waved their hands and drove them away like flies.

finally gave out a spirit baby, and only earned ten yuan.

It's still very reluctant to give it.

Thinking of this, the police officer silently put away Yang Ning's guarantee and said slowly: "I'm sorry! This guarantee is no problem, go, I'll send you out! ”

After speaking, he asked, "Have you eaten?" Do you have any money? Why don't I give you some? ”

Yang Ning nodded and said, "There's really no money, look ......"

The police officer didn't say a word, and took out his mobile phone, "Come, my wife just gave me 200 yuan of pocket money this morning, and I also hid some private money, and you can eat in our canteen for dinner——"

As he spoke, the officer suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he stared at the clothes on Yang Ning's body.

looked at Yang Ning's face as if it had been carefully taken care of by a special makeup artist, and felt that things were not as simple as he thought.

"Well, forget it, why are you embarrassed to take your money?"

At this time, Yang Ning smiled "haha", patted the policeman's hand, turned around and walked out.

Asked outside, Chen Tao's whole body was so angry that his nose was about to crooked!

As soon as Yang Ning came out, he said in a weird manner: "No money? ”

"Still want to ask our police officers for money?"

"Master Yang, Immortal Yang! The thickness of your skin is hundreds of millions of points stronger than your ability! ”

Yang Ning knew that he was at a loss, and said with a smile: "Joke, joke......"

Stretching out his hand to signal the police officer to leave, Chen Tao instructed him: "This comrade, if we earn thousands of yuan a month, don't empathize with people who earn millions of dollars casually." ”

"Millions?!"

On the spot, the officer's expression became extremely wonderful little by little!

After he left, Chen Tao looked at Yang Ning and said, "If I were you, I wouldn't be able to swallow this breath!" ”

"In front of that officer, I'm going to have to get a dead man to show him!"

"What do you mean by a fake dead? Who do you look down on here? ”

"Still using fake dead to scare people? Hehe! ”

It can be heard that Chen Tao is very angry now.

He continued: "Lao Tzu Yang Ning can not only kill the living, but also bring the dead alive! ”

"Even if it's a thousand-year-old dry corpse, Lao Tzu can pull him out and throw him on the street to kneel!"

"Really, Master Yang?! That's a good thing you did, right?! ”

"Ahem, ahem, that ......"

Yang Ning cleared his throat and said, "Team Chen, don't talk nonsense!" ”

"If you talk nonsense, you may have to be transferred to the next county to be the captain."

Chen Tao: "......"

"Well, you, when are you leaving? You didn't reply to me when I messaged you before, and I was still thinking about your ......."

"Let's go, drink two drinks at the door, I'll please!"

......