"Why haven't you come yet?"

A lieutenant on the plateau looked at his watch and raised his head anxiously: "It stands to reason that it should have arrived, it's too slow!" ”

A second lieutenant next to him smiled bitterly: "Squad leader, don't blame them." ”

"We didn't even give them the coordinates, so people had to rely on the approximate location to find us...... It's not easy. ”

The lieutenant clenched his fists in anger.

Without a positioning device, he could only rely on his watch to point at the sun, combined with the surrounding references, to give an approximate coordinates.

I don't know how much it is different from reality.

Maybe the helicopter was near them, but they just couldn't find them

"Luckily, we're still a little bit more than dark." The second lieutenant comforted, "It's okay to be late for a while." ”

The lieutenant said worriedly: "I'm just afraid that other detachments will find out, what if we use bazookas to knock them down, then we don't have nothing?" ”

"No, it won't." The second lieutenant said with a wry smile: "Now everyone's common enemy is the troops who are ambushed outside, and at this time, there is something wrong with the brain, right?" ”

"I'm afraid that someone has something wrong with their brain!" The lieutenant sighed.

"Squad leader, look!" A soldier suddenly shouted.

The lieutenant looked up at the sky excitedly, but there was nothing in the sky: "Look at what?" ”

"Look here!"

The soldier pointed to the side in surprise, and everyone turned their heads to look over.

I saw a monkey holding another monkey, jumping near them, baring his teeth at them, and not knowing what he wanted to express.

"Monkey?"

The lieutenant's eyes widened: "On this bare mountain, there are still monkeys?" ”

The second lieutenant was also a second monk who was puzzled: "There should be no monkeys in this place, aren't these two monkeys afraid of the cold here?" ”

Just when they were surprised, the monkey put the little female monkey down.

Let the mother turn her back to her and press her head against the stone.

Everyone looked confused: "What is this monkey going to do?" ”

Just as they were in a daze, the monkey grinned at them, and then began the monkey-making project.

"it!!"

Everyone was scorched by the thunder.

Is this a live broadcast for us?

The encounter with monkeys in this barren mountain is rare enough.

This monkey is still in front of them, driving live, and it is especially the kind pushed by the old man.

Everyone was frozen at the moment.

Look at this white-haired monkey with white hair on its head, it is very energetic, and its body is about to appear afterimage.

The little female monkey made a strange call, which made everyone's head black.

"Is this thing laughing at us?"

"He's definitely provoking us, thinking we're all a bunch of singles!"

"Get out of here, dead monkey, get out of here and play!"

The lieutenant picked up a stone from the ground and was just about to throw it.

Suddenly, there was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground behind me.

He turned his head sharply, his eyes popping out.

I don't know when a group of people suddenly appeared behind them, licking their tongues and rubbing their chins with evil smiles on their faces.

And the people on their side have been quietly put down by them.

Before he could react, a fist suddenly enlarged rapidly in front of his eyes.

Bang and hit him straight in the middle of the jaw.

The tremendous force knocked him out on the spot, and he fell heavily two meters away.

The lieutenant felt like he had been hit in the head by a hammer, and his eyes were full of Venus.

The next second, a knife was across his neck: "I'm sorry, lieutenant, you hung up!" ”

……

A few moments later, more than a dozen soldiers from the plateau were stripped of their clothes, dressed only in training uniforms, and thrown in a corner.

One by one, they stared at the people in front of them, their eyes full of knife men's gazes.

Lin Hui smiled and threw a banana to the monkey king, and gave the little female monkey next to him a peach.

He patted the monkey brain: "Brother Monkey, you have made meritorious service again." When you go back, I will build you a little bigger and make you a real monkey king. ”

The monkey grinned happily at him, and then hugged the little mother monkey and happily ate the fruit.

The lieutenant was so angry that his eyes were about to burn: "You are so obscene, let two monkeys do that kind of thing to attract us, you are despicable, shameless!" ”

The second lieutenant on the side was also angry: "What kind of tactic are you?" Let the monkeys come out and trick us into taking the bait, you are animal cruelty! ”

A soldier next to him whispered: "This monkey seems to be voluntary, and besides, they gave food back afterwards, it doesn't seem to be abuse......

"Shut up!" The two of them sprayed him in the face.

Lin Hui walked up to them with a smile: "Brothers in the plateau theater, as the saying goes, soldiers are not tired of cheating, and the game is the battlefield. At this point, you have to mention the 120 spirits. ”

"Two monkeys can attract you by doing a single thing, what about your vigilance?"

"I'm teaching you, teaching you, don't be polite to me."

"Who is so polite to you!" A group of people glared at him viciously.

Lin Hui smiled: "Change their clothes and wait for the helicopter to come." ”

"Yes."

The others laughed evilly, and Jiang Liang also smiled and changed his clothes.

"Despicable, shameless, ......"

Chen Erhu directly stuffed a stone the size of a cow egg into this guy's mouth, and then sealed it with tape.

The soldiers of the other plateaus were also treated in the same way, whining and screaming.

"Don't call, it's useless to exchange, your stuff is ours now."

Lin Hui smiled like a fox, and he waved his hand: "Everyone disperse, quietly waiting for their helicopter to come!" ”

"Yes!"

……

In the referee's office.

Everyone in front of the screen, the corners of their eyes twitching uncontrollably.

Even Xu Qianshan's face turned red, and the corners of his eyes jumped wildly.

I didn't expect him to be killed, Lin Hui actually had this hand?

"Xu Qianshan!" Plateau Commander Xiao Jianshu pointed at him fiercely: "Is this how the hell you taught your soldiers?" You, you, you, you're just a nasty embryo, the root is here! ”

The others also glared at Xu Qianshan unceremoniously.

Even Fu Jingshan looked at him with strange eyes.

Xu Qianshan's old face was flushed, and he stumbled and said: "The army and the people are a family, the army, and the military monkeys are also a family, and my soldiers can get along well with animals, which is a good thing!" ”

"If they run into a real enemy, aren't they on the road?"

"It's also a special means, it's their ability!"

The crowd listened with a strange expression.

Indeed, this scene, who is not stunned.

Two monkeys suddenly popped out of the battlefield, and they liberated their nature in front of a group of people.

Not to mention the people on the plateau, even if they are replaced, they probably have to look at them curiously.

After all, people are always full of infinite curiosity about new things and have a strong desire to explore.

"You fart!" Xiao Jianshu roared angrily: "You are obscene, indecent!" ”

Xu Qianshan simply didn't pretend at all, and raised his head proudly: "Say whatever you want, fight, just win anyway, do you care if I'm lewd or upscale?" ”

He looked at Fu Jingshan: "Leader, there's nothing wrong with this, we didn't break the rules, right?" ”

Fu Jingshan coughed embarrassedly: "There is indeed no violation of any principles......

"Leader, you can't favor them like this!" Commander Gao Yuan said angrily.

Fu Jingshan smiled bitterly: "I really can't see what's wrong." ”

"People have the ability to make monkeys listen to her, and they also have the ability to make your people relax their vigilance, what do you say is the problem?"

"This, this, this, this ......" Commander Gao Yuan was so angry that his face was full of anger, but he had nothing to say, he could only stare at Xu Qianshan viciously.

Xu Qianshan raised his head arrogantly, his face full of pride.

The others all rolled their eyes at him.

Now they really want to inform their team if they can.

Not only should we pay attention to the lack of virtue in the southwest, but also the two monkeys who lack virtue.

It's really his grandmother's defense!

Fifteen minutes passed quickly.

In the mountain col, Lin Hui hid behind a rock, and faintly heard a roaring sound in the sky.

He looked up and saw a faint glow of warm yellow in the blue sky, and there was not even a single bird in the sky.

After a while, a helicopter flew over the hill on the left.

"Ready, here they are." Lin Hui shouted.

More than a dozen plateau soldiers who were tied up with five flowers were so angry that tears flowed down: What is this special thing called?