Chapter 568: He's Not Done With That Little Fart
"Ouch, this ......" Emperor Taishang was startled at first.
But if you look closely at Zhou Daochang's young face with white eyebrows and beards but no folds, it is red and swollen at this time, like a braised pig's head.
He couldn't help but laugh too...... It's miserable and funny.
Zhou Lingfeng raised his hand and touched his face.
"Hiss......" He gasped, it hurt!
"This ...... What's going on? He glared at Yu'er viciously.
Yu'er looked innocent and frightened, and hid behind the Emperor Taishang, "Grandpa Huang, Zhou Daochang is so fierce, I'm afraid!" ”
The Emperor frowned and said, "He's a child, what are you yelling at him?" Scare Your Highness again! ”
Zhou Lingfeng took a deep breath and suppressed his anger.
Prince, he will be afraid?!
He's afraid of birds!
Look at the smile and smugness in his eyes! He didn't know what kind of beauty he would become!
Zhou Lingfeng took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed his anger.
As soon as he turned around, he was about to ask the palace people to bring him a bronze mirror.
Unexpectedly, when the palace people saw him, they were stunned at first.
Then, "poofhahahahaha......"
The entire Taihe Palace was filled with hilarious laughter.
Zhou Lingfeng: "......"
He worked hard for several months to create the image of the old fairy of "Immortal Wind Dao Bone" and "Dao Ascension"!
It's the prince's little fart! It's ruined!
Zhou Lingfeng clenched his fists, and his knuckles made a gurgling sound.
He turned his head and glared at Yu'er.
Yu'er shrank behind the Emperor Taishang, squeezing her eyebrows at him and sticking out her tongue.
"Ahh Ahhh
But because of the Emperor Taishang's calf protection, he had to quickly retract his gaze, turn around and cover his face with his wide sleeves, and quickly ran towards his palace.
"What's wrong with Daochang Zhou? If you lose two games, you can't afford to lose? Got your head swollen? ”
Yu'er bit the tips of her fingers and asked with an ignorant and innocent expression.
The Emperor Taishang couldn't cry or laugh, and looked at him suspiciously, "How did you provoke Daoist Zhou?" ”
Yu'er's face was silly and sweet, "Huh? When? ”
The Emperor Taishang looked at the child's ignorant and innocent expression, and couldn't help but raise his hand and touch his head lovingly.
"No, no, Daochang Zhou stared at you just now, it was the imperial grandfather who was thinking too much. You are a child, how can you provoke him?
"Oh, and you don't have to mention the Golden Bell Jar again. Since it is the unique secret of the Taoist sect, it is not good to ask him to betray the master to teach you. ”
Yu'er nodded obediently, "Okay, Yu'er listens to Grandpa Huang!" ”
The elderly like well-behaved, sensible and obedient children the most.
The Emperor Taishang was very satisfied with Yu'er.
"Zhou Daochang is too stingy, Yu'er won't cry angrily if she loses to her father for more than a dozen games!" Yu'er tilted her head and said.
The Emperor Taishang's eyes froze slightly, "How can it be emphysema......"
He looked at Yu'er, and then at himself.
Obviously, there are three people sitting together and playing, and the two of them are fine, but Zhou Daochang is alone...... It must have been his own problem.
He, a Taoist priest, would have such a problem...... Is it not good for him?
This made the Emperor Taishang feel a little displeased.
"Isn't Daoist Zhou very powerful? In this way, does he really have the ability? Yu'er stared at the Emperor Taishang and asked in a childish voice.
Just as he was talking about his heart, the Emperor Taishang couldn't help nodding slightly, "I want to see ...... again."
Zhou Lingfeng returned to his room and looked at the red and swollen "pig's head" in the bronze mirror, and he was almost mad.
"How is that possible? I obviously didn't touch his tea! His poisonous insects were also trampled to death by me!
"I used the 'Golden Bell Jar', and he can still succeed?"
Zhou Lingfeng's original apricot eyes had swelled into a slit at this time.
If it continues to swell like this, he will not be able to see.
He spread yellow table paper, and dipped his pen in cinnabar to write characters.
But the speed of the swelling was so fast that he couldn't even see the cut yellow sheet paper clearly.
"Damn!" He raised his hand and threw the wolf's hair.
In one day, I was teased twice by a child!
For Zhou Lingfeng, it was a great shame.
Fortunately, no one saw it for the first time...... But this time was different.
That kid probably deliberately dragged him to play cards so that he would swell up in public!
Let him look like this, and be seen by the Emperor Taishang and all the palace people!
The reputation of calling him "Immortal Dao" was ruined!
"Too much deception!" Zhou Lingfeng gasped heavily.
He was so angry at this moment, he was so angry that he couldn't concentrate on cultivating, in his current state, it would be strange if he didn't go mad when he cultivated.
But it's just swollen?
Don't talk about ugliness, it's not convenient for him!
His eyes were swollen and he couldn't open them, he couldn't see anything, and his face was tense, it hurt!
Zhou Lingfeng endured it again and again, but he couldn't bear it.
He pulled out one of the bags he had hidden in the deepest part of his luggage.
It's a treasure in this bag!
It took him a lot of effort and half of his life's savings to get it!
He took out a small white jade porcelain vase with a thin neck from his bag...... If Wen Jin was here, he would be able to recognize it, wasn't this the bottle of "immortal medicine" that she had put in the Dadexing Auction House and consigned it to?
Zhou Lingfeng poured out a round and smooth pill from the white jade bottle.
The pills exude a fresh and elegant lotus fragrance.
He held the elixir in his hand and put it to his nose and took a deep breath.
"Uh-huh......" is so refreshing.
"Alas," Zhou Lingfeng sighed, "I originally planned to take it when I broke through the bottleneck, but now I can't wait!" ”
Zhou Lingfeng took the pill that exuded a faint lotus fragrance.
He felt a feeling of warmth and comfort in his body.
Soon this comfortable feeling spreads from the stomach and intestines to the whole body.
Even his swollen head relaxed.
He meditated cross-legged, expecting it to be difficult to get into the groove.
Unexpectedly, under the effect of the "immortal medicine", it was settled in a second.
In an instant, he fell into a state of selflessness.
A calm, reassuring smile appeared on his face.
I don't know how long it was, but he opened his eyes, and there was a light in them.
"It's so comfortable! This time it's easier than ever to meditate, and it's more focused!
"This is the state of enlightenment! This is the unity of heaven and man! ”
Zhou Lingfeng held the thin white porcelain bottle in both hands, and there was a fanatical light in his eyes, "Immortal medicine, worthy of immortal medicine!" Even if it's worth a thousand dollars, if you can buy it, it's worth it! ”
It's a pity that he only has this one!
If I could get a few more, how could it be as difficult to practice as it is now!
He was so comfortable that he almost forgot why he was taking the medicine......
Suddenly remembering his head, he hurried to the bronze mirror.
Hey! It's a god, it was swollen like a pig's head before, and it has gone down.
Not only does it reduce swelling, but it also ......
He looked at the person in the bronze mirror, looking left and right, "It seems to be younger, this skin is elastic and shiny, and even the eyes are a little more vibrant!" What an elixir! ”
Zhou Lingfeng pondered, he would go to the Emperor Taishang now in order to "save face".
Although it has just swollen like that, it has made a fool of itself.
But it can reduce swelling so quickly, and it is also a skill!
Zhou Lingfeng came to the main hall, but he disappeared from the Emperor and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has taken the Emperor Taishang to see the little princess." The eunuch explained.
Zhou Lingfeng couldn't help but be disappointed.
Soon, he was annoyed to find that the palace people who used to regard him as an old immortal and didn't even dare to look at him were now a little less in awe.
They looked at him like monkeys, one by one, either openly or secretly, staring at his face!
It's really, infuriating!
He's not done with that little brat!