Chapter 1078: If only I could be as small as you
"Today is a good day, we are going to do a small day!"
"Dry little days crawl all over the ground, dry little days wow wow wow ......"
Lin Hui faced the strong wind, listening to the songs written and directed by everyone, and his mood was indescribably comfortable.
To be honest, I have been a soldier for so long and have carried out so many missions.
But it's the happiest of today.
He even wanted to make the first fire and express his happy mood at the moment.
Playing a small day, that is the basic appearance setting of all Yanguo people.
Playing from the mother's womb, everyone has the basic exercise of playing a small life engraved in their bones and genes.
To know whether this person is from Yanguo or not, you can judge whether he wants to die for a small life.
Especially these soldiers, each of them was born at the wrong time.
When training is the hardest and most tiring, everyone often thinks about how good it would be if they could beat up a little day.
Sometimes even Lin Hui thinks that if he doesn't travel to this era, he will travel to the anti-Japanese period.
Even if blood is spilled on the field, hands are broken and feet are broken, a few little devils will be bitten to death with their teeth.
I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it.
Today, my dream can finally come true.
Little days fell from the sky, beckoning to them in the distance, waiting for them to beat.
Think about what a beautiful thing it is.
"Brigadier Commander!" Zhang Jiantao's excited voice came from the headset.
"How are we going to beat the little devils later, can we roast them all?"
"I heard that there used to be a guy named Li Mei, who was playing barbecue at their place, and there were acquaintances all over the place. I've baked everything, but I haven't baked anyone. ”
"No, I've never roasted such a big beast, can you let me try it?"
Everyone else shouted excitedly.
"Brigade Commander, I think what Battalion Commander Zhang said is very constructive. Let's just open our eyes and increase our knowledge! ”
"Brigade commander, please give me special approval, as long as I can bake a small day, I will kowtow to you!" Ma Xiaoshan shouted loudly.
"One is too little!" Tian Xinxin smiled and said: "You kid is too a chicken thief, I heard this abacus bead hit, I heard it in the Pacific Ocean." ”
"Kowtow to a boatload of little devils, and after returning home, he will directly take the C position in the ancestral hall, and will be praised by later generations. It's just that in a few hundred years, everyone will have to bow down and kowtow to you! ”
Listening to the noisy voices of the crowd, Lin Hui smiled and said, "Okay, okay, let's be serious." We're just dealing with a bunch of coast guards, and we're not here to fight. ”
"If I really roast those beasts with you, it will be very refreshing and relieving, but how much trouble will I have to cause the country?"
"How many innocent people will suffer, and move your pig brains."
Everyone laughed.
Just now, everyone is addicted to it.
Everybody knows it's not going to be that simple.
Although the small days are big palms, the industrial level ranks among the top in the world, and there is Sam's father behind it.
At present, there is no way to tear the face with a knife and a gun, so you can only use some other means.
"Brigade Commander, what are we going to do?"
Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Didn't you hear me calling just now?" ”
Everyone was stunned and confused.
No one knows what medicine is sold in the brigade commander's gourd.
Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Okay, okay, just your pig brain, except to fight is to kill." What else would you order besides that? ”
He pointed to Zhang Jiantao and the others: "Especially a few of you, you are all commanders, can you pay attention?" ”
"We have been promoted from the Tiger Regiment to the Tiger Brigade, and I want to give you a promotion as well."
"What are you pig brains for? Stupid my soldiers! ”
Zhang Jiantao and Xu Da were full of embarrassment, and Jiang Liang smiled and said: "Brigade commander, it's not that we are stupid, as long as we are in front of you." ”
"You are so smart, even if we are several times smarter than ordinary people, we are still bleak in front of you."
"Our admiration for you is like the ...... of the waves of the river"
"Shut up, you!" Lin Hui said angrily: "Now, everyone has taken off their military uniforms for me, and there must be nothing with our army's logo on my body." ”
"Hurry up and take it off!"
"Yes!"
Everyone immediately took off their clothes.
"Report to the Brigadier!" Suddenly, someone shouted: "We are wearing physical training uniforms, and we can still see that we are troops." ”
Lin Hui was stunned for a moment, looked inside, and was stunned for a moment.
They were all issued by the troops from the inside out, even their underwear and pants.
Moreover, so many people wear the same clothes, a fool can see where it came from.
"Then take it all off!"
"Huh?"
Everyone instantly opened their mouths in shock: "All, all off?" Hang in neutral? ”
"What's wrong?" Lin Hui said coldly: "Is there a big girl here, or is there a little daughter-in-law?" ”
"It's empty around, except for our gang of old men, it's the old men, what are you afraid of?"
"Hurry up, it's all off. Did you guys not look at each other's asses or something? ”
Everyone looked helpless, so they could only take it off from the inside out.
Zhou Zhongyi pointed to a soldier: "You, why don't you take off your socks?" ”
The soldier said shyly, "I, I want to leave a little shame at the end." ”
"Cover your grandma! Hurry up and take it off for me, don't come to Zhente Niang, you dare to hide it privately! ”
"Well, well."
The soldier was about to take off, but after thinking about it, he turned around shyly and pouted his buttocks.
"Oops, oops!"
Zhou Zhongyi turned his head and covered his eyes: "You might as well take it off from the front, it's not dark!" ”
Lin Hui watched everyone strip naked, and smiled slightly: "Now they won't recognize it!" We can do whatever we want now, and we won't cause trouble for our country, so let's go! ”
"Brigadier Commander, I have one more question!" Xu Da shouted.
"Why so much nonsense? It's all stripped naked, and there are so many questions? Lin Hui roared.
Xu Da said embarrassedly: "Although we are naked, our faces are still exposed here." If they use a satellite or something, take a picture of us, and then post it on the Internet when the time comes, won't we lose our face? ”
"We're all in Guoben now, if we are photographed, people think we are doing some strange sea party collectively!"
Everyone immediately nodded in agreement.
Lin Hui thought about it, and it seemed that this was indeed the case.
Ordinary people appear naked at sea, which will inevitably give people a little reverie.
If someone takes a picture of their face again, put them on the Internet.
When I turned around and showed my parents, I had to be angry with high blood pressure.
"What about the face?"
"Panties are good, aren't they just pants on the face?"
Everyone's jaws hit the ground.
Lin Hui immediately took out his pants and shouted: "Everyone stop the boat!" ”
"Rub it well with gasoline and rub the color off it!"
Everyone immediately reacted that gasoline can wash off some dirty stains, and of course, it can also wash off the green surface of the surface.
All the boats immediately stopped and began to wash their pants with the fuel in the boat.
It's easy to say, but it's not easy to do at all.
Many people's frustrated pants are full of holes, and the color hasn't dropped much.
After a few minutes, everyone smashed their pants with holes.
Finally, the original green color has been transformed into an indescribable color.
Lin Hui was in the sea and rubbed it several times in a row.
Wipe all the dirt clean before putting it on your head.
"Hey, I have a nose, eyes, and mouth, and my level is really good!"
One by one, the others rubbed their panties like rags.
On the head, not only the nose, eyes and mouth are exposed, but most of the leakage on the face leaks out.
But it can be regarded as covering his face.
Except for looking extremely scary, I definitely don't recognize it.
Lin Hui turned his head, smiled and waved his hand forward: "Go!" Heading towards Taigong Island, we are not far away! ”
"Let's go, fight the devil!"
Boom!
Ships immediately drove forward.
Wu Lang stood at the bow of the boat, a gust of wind blew, and he shivered from the cold.
He looked around, the corners of his eyes twitching.
After so many years as a soldier, it was the first time for him to go on a mission bare-chested.
If the chief knew about this, it would be hellish if he was not locked up for three months.
With a bang, the thigh was bumped.
Wu Lang's eyes widened hurriedly: "What are you doing?" ”
Gu Wei hurriedly covered it: "I'm sorry captain, the wind is too strong, I don't have pants, and I am beating everywhere." ”
The corners of Wu Lang's eyes twitched: "Then cover it, clamp it tightly, don't hit me!" ”
Gu Wei nodded vigorously, looked at the captain, and said with an envious smile: "If only I could be as young as you, I wouldn't have this kind of trouble." Sometimes it's a nuisance. ”
"Shut up when you step on your horse!!"