Chapter 1168 Get out of the way and let the division commander pull first
Gollum......
Lan Guangzhi was holding his stomach for a while, and his stomach began to turn over and down.
He wouldn't have thought that the symptoms at the moment had nothing to do with him eating those two bites of meat buns.
The focus was on the glass of water he drank, because the laxatives were all melted into the water.
The food is only indirectly contaminated with laxatives, and the water is directly drunk, which is much more violent than other people.
Boom Boom!
Lan Guangzhi's pants bulged one after another.
For the first time in his life, he felt like he was about to be blown away by a fart.
In the next second, he couldn't hold it anymore, holding his stomach with one hand and his ass with the other, bending over and galloping towards the toilet with two-word pliers.
"Get out of the way, leave me a pit!" Lan Guangzhi's old face turned pale, and his head kept sweating: "Get out of the way, you can't hold it back, you have to come out!" ”
The toilet in the makeshift camp is a long aqua toilet.
At the moment, the aqua toilet is already packed.
But seeing the division commander coming, an officer who would come hurriedly stood up in pain: "Hurry up, get out of the way, let the division commander pull first!" The division commander couldn't hold it back, and the pants began to flow in the jar! ”
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
The officer sprayed as he pushed away the soldier next to him.
A group of soldiers were enduring it, but they were pushed, and after unloading, they suddenly sprayed non-stop.
Lan Guangzhi passed through the middle, and the surrounding area was stinky, but he couldn't care about it that much.
A few soldiers didn't even have time to take off their pants, so they moved directly to the side.
Everywhere I went, there was a trail on the ground.
Lan Guangzhi looked at the pits that had already been built, and his face was full of disgust.
The soles of the feet are full of yellow soup, and there is no place to put your feet.
He wouldn't squat down even if he was killed, but he couldn't care so much at the moment, and he felt stuck to his ass.
"Ahhh
Lan Guangzhi took off his pants suddenly, and before he could squat down, he flew into the air with a puff, blowing up several soldiers around him to dodge in a hurry.
After squatting down, Lan Guangzhi finally let out a breath, and the expression on his face was much more relaxed.
He looked up and was shocked for a moment.
Almost all the soldiers in the camp came to the aqua toilets.
There were people everywhere, and the chief of staff was squatting not far away, humming comfortably at the moment.
The commander of the guard regiment was also not far away, tugging at a soldier's clothes, as if giving birth to a child.
"Oops!"
Lan Guangzhi's head buzzed, and the entire camp collectively had diarrhea, which was definitely a big problem.
Even if you eat the wrong thing, you can't all be like this.
And it was ferocious, and there was no buffer and waiting process.
It can't be drugged, right?
Lan Guangzhi looked forward sharply, and many people rushed towards the dry toilet.
As for the camp, it was empty, and many of the defensive positions were empty.
"Everyone runs here to have diarrhea, in case someone attacks at this time......"
Lan Guangzhi instantly broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly shouted at the top of his throat: "Hurry up, hurry up, the guards will return to their posts, and then change shifts when the others are finished, go quickly!" ”
But at this moment, everyone is too busy to take care of themselves, and no one listens to orders at all.
Everyone's sphincter has reached the limit, regardless of whether he is a dry toilet or not, many people simply take off their pants and solve it on the spot.
The rumbling sound is endless, and it is a lively scene.
"Damn, slow down, splashed my trouser leg!"
"Get away, it's so stinky, it still smells of garlic!"
"Bastard, why are you still pouting your ass at people when you shit......"
Lan Guangzhi's shouts were drowned out in the crowd, and there was no way to convey them.
He was so anxious that he was about to stand up immediately, but as soon as he stood aside, he immediately froze.
The stomach is tumbling upside down, the whole person is bent over, and the back has begun to pour thousands of miles.
The soldiers next to him all widened their nostrils in shock, and gave a thumbs up in their hearts: The division commander is the division commander, and they are all about to become jet planes......
Lan Guangzhi was so frightened that he hurriedly squatted down, just now he actually felt that his center of gravity was unstable, and his body leaned forward a little.
Sure enough, the effect of force is mutual, and it has to be squatted down to be safe.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute...... By the time I'm done, uh-huh... Immediately, immediately go and arrange it!"
Lan Guangzhi thought silently in his heart, and used his willpower to quickly expel the debris from his body.
But at this moment, an explosion suddenly sounded on the cliff.
Rumble!
Then, another one.
Then there are three, four......
There were explosions everywhere on the entire cliff, Lan Guangzhi turned his head sharply, and many officers and soldiers also turned their heads to look over.
I saw the hidden posts on the cliffs, as well as the positions of various camps, at this time the flames were soaring into the sky, and thick smoke was rising.
And there were many more positions, which were blown up by the sudden bombardment.
Lan Guangzhi's eyes widened suddenly, and his head buzzed.
Even if he was about to collapse, he could tell that Command was under attack.
"Damn the Flying Tiger Brigade, how did they find this? Bastard bastard......" Lan Guangzhi stood up directly.
Puff puff......
A row of yellow rain hit the ground directly, splashing all his feet.
Lan Guangzhi was anxious and angry, angry and ashamed at the moment.
The dignified commander of the Blue Army, when has he ever been so ugly, and when has he ever been unable to control his sphincter?
But now it's a shame to play jet planes in front of so many people.
But now, he could already hear the sound of the Flying Tiger Brigade rushing towards him.
If they continue to have diarrhea here, then they are completely finished.
Lan Guangzhi endured the pain, didn't wipe his buttocks, and directly pulled up his pants.
Feeling his pants clinging to his body, he yelled in a hurry: "Everyone go back to their posts immediately, don't worry about diarrhea." Beat the Flying Tiger Brigade away, let's solve it happily! ”
"Yes!"
Quite a few officers and men stood up with difficulty.
Running with your pants on your shoulders and setting off firecrackers.
The rest of the people stood up with pale faces, and quickly ran towards their posts with their legs between them.
Lan Guangzhi's eyes were red, and he strode towards the headquarters.
Now that his mind was getting clearer, he knew that it must have been the Flying Tiger Brigade who had taken laxatives.
Although there are many people in the headquarters, they actually have little combat effectiveness.
What he can do now is to quickly mobilize troops, use the headquarters as bait, and annihilate the Flying Tiger Brigade here.
As long as they can keep all the people, the Blues will be the winners in this battle.
"Lin Hui, you bastard, you actually use ......"
Poof, a jet from behind.
Lan Guangzhi instantly became even more angry: "Lao Tzu wants to die with you!" ”
The chief of staff and a large number of officers also followed, rushing towards the headquarters at a rapid pace.
At the same time, Shu Gang had already led people to the gate of the camp.
Most of the Blues are still running towards their respective posts with their pants up, and they haven't even reached half of them.
Shu Gang looked at their bear-like appearance, and immediately laughed: "The little cubs of the Blue Army, I didn't expect it, aren't you surprised, isn't it ......?"
Suddenly, his mouth felt sticky and his nostrils were blocked by foreign objects.
In an instant, he suddenly reacted, and spat several times with a wow: "Damn, there are many people spraying too much, and everyone is wearing gas masks!" ”
"Yes!"
He put on a gas mask and ordered everyone to kill the base en masse.
A number of Blues soldiers were running towards their positions and armoured vehicles, and collided with them head-on.
The soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade did not hesitate to fire, da-da-da, boom-boom......
A large number of Blue Army soldiers were "killed" by surprise, and they were full of fairy spirit.
When Lan Guangzhi saw this scene, his whole person trembled violently and turned his head to look.
At this moment, he was only one or two hundred meters away from the command headquarters.
And hundreds of people from the Flying Tiger Brigade have already entered the camp, and there are many more to come.
"Pick me up, get me up and run, hurry up, my legs are weak!" Lan Guangzhi kept yelling.
The guards immediately rushed up, endured the severe pain, and set up Lan Guangzhi and rushed towards the headquarters.
Now, they're in a race against time to contact reinforcements before the Flying Tigers can be completely killed.