Chapter 1199: The Old White Ape Improvises a Poem

It's unclear whether this rhetoric works, but disgusting is disgusting enough.

No one knows how many birds and monsters are still waiting to be released in Yu Mo's hands, and when will he suddenly bombard the demon domain with the third round of information, including the fourth round, the fifth round...

The content of the first two messages is okay, but if there is really any heavy news later, it will be a real headache.

"It's a declaration of war on me..."

"Tell me clearly that he can always let the sky over the Demon Domain be filled with his news."

"Let me think about the consequences in advance when I use the Terran network in the future."

"As for the means of resolving the matter itself, there is something shameless in it."

The old white ape smiled a little and shook his head.

It's not very clever, it's more like a child's trick, but this trick is the simplest and effective.

"Uncle, the day we take office for the rest of our lives, we will..."

The young white ape asked with some hesitation.

The old white ape shook his head: "Do we look like we are very rich?" Gifts without income will also be distressed if they are always sent out. ”

"Besides, if we really send it over, not only will it not have any effect, but it will also be ridiculed by the Terrans, saying that we will only imitate their plans, saying that we are stupid and brainless."

"Whoever is idle has nothing to do, spending money to find scolding."

As he spoke, the old white ape rolled his eyes, obviously not particularly appreciative of Yu Mo's counterattack.

I always feel that there is no skill on the other side, and it is all nausea.

"Uncle, now in the sky above the Demon Domain, there is still news that you will abdicate..."

"The demon beasts at the bottom have not yet opened their intelligence, will it affect you?"

Looking at the old white ape who was in a bad mood, the young white ape spoke softly.

The old white ape chuckled: "As long as the eleven gods are stable, no demon beast in this demon domain can shake my position, and now I am in a state of bondage with them, one is prosperous, and one is lost, even if something really happens to me, no matter how much they pay, they will keep me safe." ”

"As for the demon beasts at the bottom, you said that they have a smart future, and when the leaders of various forces give two public speeches, the turmoil will naturally stop, and it is not a big deal."

"And I pride myself on being in the Demon Domain's popular will is okay, so I don't need to worry about this kind of trivial matter."

The old white ape was a little lacking in interest, waved his hand, leaned back in his chair, sighed softly, and slowly closed his eyes.

"Since you're tired of playing, I'll play with you."

"It's up to the two of us... Who can't stand it first. ”

The old white ape seemed to be talking to himself, and only after a moment did he reopen his eyes and look at the young white ape: "Continue to report to the Terrans, just say... The old white ape, the lord of the demon domain, is willing to abdicate, not only abdicate, but also willing to take the entire demon domain and become the mount and pet of the human race. ”

"As long as they dismantle the demon suppression."

"When the time comes, the old white ape will be naked, dancing and dancing, leading the entire demon domain to vote!"

"Hmm... Read them another poem, and say that I wrote it. ”

The old white ape groaned for a few seconds, as if he was thinking about something.

"Ah~"

"The scenery of the Terran is really good, and the leader of the light group loves to release birds!"

"The leader of the light group loves to release birds~~"

"The Terran scenery is really good!"

For some reason, the smile on the old white ape's face was full of playfulness, as if it had some kind of bad taste, and the young white ape who listened to it was stunned.

For a long time, its uncle has asked it to learn more about the culture of the human race, and it is also hardworking and hard-working on weekdays, and its learning and understanding of the culture of the human race is relatively deep, so the old white ape will hand over some things within the human race to it to do.

But judging from its understanding of the human race, the study of ancient culture, and its ability to appreciate poetry...

This poem by the old white ape, no matter how you analyze it, is also bullshit.

"Remember the tone of my recitation just now, and remember, you must let them be restored in their original flavor outside the Demon Suppression Pass."

"Let's just say that the lord of the demon domain really likes the human culture too much, and he can't help but write poems to praise Yumo."

"Finally, I would like to remind you that after demolishing the city wall of the Demon Pass, I will personally take all the demon clans and go to the human race to surrender!"

"Don't they want a cool monster to use as a mount for themselves?"

"Please see Lin Xiaoxiao for details!"

After saying this, the old white ape's mood became better again, as if his thoughts were open again, and he sat comfortably in his chair, looking at the colorful flowers in his flower garden, his eyes were full of appreciation.

"I still don't understand what the benefits of this are..."

The young white ape's brows furrowed deeply, and he couldn't understand the deep meaning of the old white ape.

I really don't see any value.

"No gains."

"Simply disgusting, disgusting, Yumo."

"He's poured Shi into my mouth, I'm not disgusted and disgusted with him, doesn't it seem like I'm cowardly?"

"Not only do I want to disgust him, I want to disgust him to death!"

"I really don't know how I made my fortune back then."

"Isn't he going to pretend to be a wicked person and promote the development of the human race, I will wash him white, wash it in vain, and make others feel guilty about him and cry bitterly!"

"In this way, after the human race loses a wicked person, many of his plans will not be able to continue."

The old white ape said viciously.