"Hey, hey, hey...... Young man, I advise you not to do this! ”

"At a young age, you still have a great future, and by doing this, you are embarking on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes!"

"Young man, I'm a little older than you, listen to my advice, don't do this, you can't control the consequences!"

On the big tree at the end of the village, Chen Ping was hung upside down while shouting.

Two ropes wrapped around his feet, and the soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade worked together to hang him upside down.

Chen Ping's head is downward, like the Chinese character "丫", and his head is only five centimeters away from the ground.

Next to him, villagers were hung upside down in the same way.

From a distance, the scene is spectacular.

Lin Hui paced in small steps in front of Chen Ping, stayed beside him for a moment, and then walked towards the others.

"Everyone, don't pretend, what else is there to pretend? Don't say I can see it, my soldiers can see it. ”

"In this deep mountain and old forest, young people have already gone out to work. What is this place? This is the region of the four provinces of mountains and rivers, and young people are very diligent. ”

"There is not a single old man in your village, all of them are young and middle-aged, is this possible? The blind know that you are pretending. ”

All the "villagers" had a somewhat ugly face.

The corners of Chen Ping's eyes twitched, and he wanted to slap himself.

He didn't think that he should let the old people stay, as long as they didn't talk nonsense.

But now it's useless to regret it.

Chen Ping shouted angrily: "Our village is different from other places, we are all old people who go out to work, and young people who farm at home!" ”

"The land is our treasure, it is handed down from our ancestors, and it must be planted well!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Others shouted: "My grandmother said, she went out to drag the men's toilet in the mall, and it was a lot of money a month!" ”

"Yes, yes, my grandma just loves me, let me gnaw at home, just plant the land. When the troops enter the mountains in the future, we will provide them with food and drink......"

Jiang Liang covered his face, and his chin was about to hit the ground: "Listen, listen, is this talking about human words?" Donkeys don't believe this! ”

"And that's just the way it is! You have to respect the customs of each place, and when we get old, we will go out to work! ”

"Yes, it's a tradition that has been passed down from generation to generation, and you have to respect the local tradition!"

Zhou Zhongyi turned his head and looked at Lin Hui angrily.

Originally, he advocated a gentle dialogue with everyone and a friendly conversation.

But now, his lungs are about to explode: "What are you waiting for? Do it! ”

Zhou Zhongyi stared at Lin Hui: "If I don't do it again, I want to go up and kick twice!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Chen Ping shouted at him: "You look like a learned old scholar, how can you take the lead in beating people Well, you, you persuade them?" ”

"What about your mother, Lao Tzu is only in his forties!" Zhou Zhongyi went up a few feet.

Lin Hui hurriedly stopped him: "Commissariat and Commissar, don't be angry." And people are right, we are the people's soldiers, not really fighting, just assessing, we can't really torture them. ”

"When they tell the higher-ups, we'll be in trouble."

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment, and Chen Ping immediately stood up when he heard Lin Hui's words.

The others also began to shout one by one: "You guys are already breaking the law like this, hurry up and put us down!" ”

"My eyes are spent, my head is dizzy, and if I don't come down, I'm going to see my grandmother!"

"Hurry up and let us down, soldiers can't treat the people like this!"

The soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade around were all angry.

It's all ironclad evidence, and you're still pretending to be a common person here?

The guns are all turned out, and it's too shameless.

Zhou Zhongyi clenched his fists: "These bastards just rely on us not to really torture them, so they hold on here." ”

"Holy shit, can't you think of another way?" Zhang Jiantao was also angry.

Everyone was talking, Lin Hui patted Zhou Zhongyi, and walked forward with a smile.

Suddenly, the people of the Flying Tiger Brigade quieted down, and they all stared at Lin Hui tightly.

Seeing Lin Hui's confident smile full of spring breeze, everyone knew that he must have an idea.

Lin Hui walked in front of Chen Ping and stopped, looking at him with a condescending smile: "I'll give you one last chance, if you don't say it, we'll leave." ”

"No matter what happens, we don't care."

Chen Ping looked at him with a sneer: "Then you go, how far and how far you go, even if we die, it has nothing to do with you." We hate you pretending to be soldiers now! ”

"Yes, yes, you are not welcome in the village, this is a village that welcomes old-timers!"

"Only real people's soldiers are welcome here, get out!"

Lin Hui shook his head: "This is what you said yourself." ”

He smiled and waved his hand: "Everyone, prepare to evacuate!" ”

"Huh?"

Everyone's eyes widened in shock: "This is evacuating?" Just let them go? ”

Zhou Zhongyi was so anxious: "They don't have their hands tied, they hang upside down like this, they will definitely be able to loosen their ties by themselves, we can't go far, they can catch up, or report to them." ”

"Won't we be completely exposed then?"

Lin Hui yelled again: "Can't you hear the order? All retreat, quick! ”

Everyone could only turn around helplessly.

An order is an order, and no matter what, it must be executed.

"We're really leaving." Lin Hui looked at everyone.

"Get out of here!" Chen Ping stared at him: "Don't think that this matter is over, we will definitely go back and report you, whether you are real soldiers or not!" ”

"If yes, then you are miserable, if not, even worse!"

"The police will go to you, the crime of pretending to be a soldier is very big, and you still have guns!"

"You talk a lot of nonsense, and I hope you'll talk just as much later." Lin Hui smiled and turned to leave.

Chen Ping smiled and watched Lin Hai leave his back, with a little contempt on his face

I thought that what would happen next would be complicated, but I didn't expect it to be so simple.

Could it be that his own majesty scared them away?

Why didn't I find out that I still had this ability before, is this the spirit of the king?

"What are we going to do now?"

"Commander, what now?"

Some young people next to him began to whisper.

Chen Ping turned around as much as he could, made a shushing gesture at them, and lowered his voice: "Don't shout yet, when they are far away, let's loosen the tie." ”

"Whoever has a better waist strength, untie the rope first, and then untie everyone."

"Okay." Quite a few nodded.

Chen Ping turned around with a smile, wanting to see if Lin Hui and the others had gone far, but he was suddenly taken aback.

A furry thing jumped out and landed on the ground, just a few centimeters away from the tip of his nose.

"What the hell is he going to be in the Gobi?"

Chen Ping pulled desperately with both hands, and his upper body quickly retreated backwards, only then did he see clearly that there was a monkey in front of him.

"Where's the monkey?"

Chen Ping stared at the monkey in front of him.

The monkey was glared at by him, as if frightened, and suddenly screamed, and pounced directly on him.

"What do you do, what do you do? Give me down, come down... Ah......h

The screams rang out in an instant.

The monkey was impartial and crackling between Chen Ping's legs like a drum.

The sound was heard clearly, and everyone's eyes widened.

"Dead monkey come down for me, don't beat our leader's egg!"

"Get down, get down!"

Chen Ping seemed to be hanging upside down and dancing disco, holding his head in his hands, his body left and right, screaming extremely miserable.

The monkey seemed to have found happiness, and the monkey's face was full of smiles, and he was beating more and more vigorously.

"Dead monkey, come down quickly, or I'll stew you later!"

"Hurry up, untie the rope and go save the regiment leader, he is about to be blown up by the monkey hammer!"

A few people with good waist strength hurriedly bent down to untie the rope.

But just as they were about to move, they suddenly saw a row of monkeys squatting on the tree.

"it!" One of the soldiers screamed in fright.

The people around were stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

"Monkey, monkey... What a lot of monkeys! ”

Everyone immediately subconsciously raised their heads.

The next second, it was like monkey rain on the trees.

One by one, the monkeys scurried around looking for their targets, and after a while, many of them had an extra monkey between their legs.

"What are you going to do, go down, stay away from us......"

Everyone yelled desperately, and their bodies kept writhing, trying to throw the monkey off their bodies.

But the legs are like natural branches, like a swing.

No matter how much they shook and frightened, the monkey still didn't move.

On a tree, Brother Monkey is lying there, holding his head with one hand and eating a banana with the other.

Burst! He spat out the tail of the banana, threw the peel away, and yelled.

Suddenly, all the monkeys slapped their hands downwards as if they had received an order.

Bursts of screams suddenly resounded through the village.

"What's calling?" Zhou Zhongyi turned his head in surprise, and the others also turned their heads suddenly.

Lin Hui looked over with a smile: "Maybe, they are reluctant to let us go and want to beg us to go back, right?" ”

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