Chapter 130: Lord Chenghuang marries
The city god wants to marry and hold a feast.
Naturally, this money will not be paid by the city god, but by the efforts of all families in the village.
Of course, it was a few landlords in the village who came out on top.
Li Ping'an followed Jiang Laohan to eat together, but no one noticed him.
Li Ping'an also consciously helped wash vegetables and do some chores on the side.
After all, white prostitution is not recommended.
In the ancestral hall, the clay statue slowly woke up and turned into flesh and blood.
More than a foot high, like a little giant.
He wore a red official robe, a purple and gold crown on his head, and a ribbon tied around it.
A red cloud is embroidered on the right chest.
It looks majestic.
Accompanied by several landlords, he walked out.
Lord Chenghuang was in a good mood today, laughed, and stepped forward.
He took off his hat and the jade pendant around his waist.
"Let's have a drink today!"
Everyone toasted.
Li Ping'an held a pot of wine in his hand and chopsticks in the other, constantly sweeping the table.
A look that dominates the world.
Li Ping'an has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has a lot of experience in how to perfectly integrate into the crowd.
You can talk to the tea guests in the teahouse about national affairs, and you can talk to your aunt about your family's shortcomings.
I drank a pot of wine, and all my attention was on the roast chicken at the next table.
They only have three plates of meat on this table, and there is no roast chicken.
And at the adjacent table are a few stupid sons of the landlord's family.
Li Ping'an has been noticing the roast chicken for a long time.
The cold winter wax moon, coupled with the remote location.
Counting the days, I haven't eaten meat for half a month.
The same is true of the old cow, swallowing a mouthful of spit, almost unable to hold himself.
I heard a commotion over there.
Everyone followed the sound and saw that one person was kicked out by the city god.
The dishes fell all over the floor, clanging and clanging.
The faces of the crowd changed, and they only felt a chill on their necks.
"Damn! If you don't have money, forget it, you can tell me what you have given to Lao Tzu in the past few years! I'm still fucking running here to eat and drink. ”
Lord Chenghuang scolded.
It was Wu Laohan from the village who was kicked by him.
In the early years, the only son was stoned to death in order to build a temple for the old man Chenghuang.
At that time, the old man of Chenghuang patted Wu Laohan's hand sternly and said, I will raise you in the future!
Looking at this scene again, it is really embarrassing.
Wu Laohan was already sick when he was young and couldn't do heavy work.
As soon as his son died, he was overwhelmed and became more ill.
The family is so poor that they can't open the pot, where is there anything to honor the city god.
The strength of Lord Chenghuang's kick is not light.
In addition, Wu Laohan was already old and weak, and he was about to go into the ground.
After another kick, he lay on the ground like a puddle of mud, and did not move.
Someone dared to take a look, "........ Dead...."
"Hurry! Carry it away, don't sweep away the prosperity of the city god. ”
A landlord surnamed Qian hurriedly ordered his servants to carry Wu Laohan's body away.
"Master Chenghuang, you dissipate your anger."
The old man carried a wine vat in his hand, and the huge wine vat was like a toy in his hand.
"Lao Tzu is not powerful, is it really easy to bully Lao Tzu?"
"You! You! And you! ”
The old man pointed to a few people casually.
"Fu Erqiang, you fucking buried the grain behind the house and thought Lao Tzu didn't know?
As soon as Lao Tzu asked you for food, you said no! ”
Fu Erqiang's face turned pale, and he knelt down.
Don't dare to say a word.
The old man put down the wine jar and looked at the other person angrily.
"And you! This year's grain is half less than last year's. ”
The man trembled and said, "Lord Chenghuang, my mother is seriously ill.
Lang Zhong said that he should drink more rice porridge, otherwise it will not be good for the condition to be hungry all the time.
Don't hide it from the old man Chenghuang, the little one has been drinking weed soup for more than half a month.
Master Chenghuang, you can fulfill me for the sake of this filial piety. ”
Chenghuang snorted coldly, "Old lady, who is about to go into the ground with half of her body, why do you want to go down with your mother?" ”
The man bowed his head tightly and shook into a sieve.
"Hurry up and make up for what you lack, or you will know the consequences."
After teaching the two of them a lesson, Chenghuang turned his head again.
This time, his eyes stared directly at Jiang Laohan, and his smile was gloomy.
"Jiang Laohan, where is your daughter? Why didn't you bring it out again. ”
Jiang Laohan's face suddenly changed greatly.
"I never dared to take your daughter with me to make an offering, don't think I don't know your careful thoughts.
Today, Lao Tzu is newly married, and you will send your daughter yourself after some time. ”
Jiang Laohan suddenly seemed to have lost all his strength and sat on the ground.
Chenghuang killed chickens and monkeys, and his eyes swept over everyone.
No one dared to look at him.
Everyone was trembling, for fear that Cheng Hong would be the next to be named by himself.
Li Ping'an gave Lao Niu a look, look at my eyes!
Lao Niu: ..........
However, one person and one cow have been together for many years, and they already have a heart.
The old cow quietly stretched out his sinful little hooves and touched the roast chicken at the adjacent table.
"If you don't pay enough amount, you can make it up within half a month, otherwise don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people!"
As he spoke, Chenghuang raised his hand and threw the wine vat in his hand into the air.
The vat made a beautiful arc in mid-air and plunged into the crowd.
A few people who were close hurriedly dodged to the side, if such a large vat was hit.
Even if you don't want your life, it's enough.
Seeing that the old cow was about to succeed, there was a "bang".
The vat slammed down on the table, and all the delicious food on the table fell to the ground.
The old cow stayed where it was.
Li Ping'an silently took a sip of wine and stood up.
At the same time, Chenghuang also noticed this mortal who did not belong to the village, and stared at each other with slightly squinted eyes.
This man is different from everyone else.
For decades, Chenghuang had been accustomed to being feared by others, but the man stood there, but there was an awe-inspiring and inviolable aura.
"Who are you?"
Chenghuang said in a deep voice.
Li Ping'an's tone was not good: "What are you?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone present changed color.
Chenghuang is used to being powerful, and others scold him, and he doesn't even dare to breathe in front of him.
I couldn't help but be furious, and my left hand flashed.
"Look for death!"
A slap made the air hum.
The old cow was keeping his head down, picking up the remaining peanuts.
It just stood in front of Li Ping'an
Suddenly, I felt that someone slapped me on the buttocks.
Papapa~
Lingering sounds.
The old cow shuddered, raised his head and stared angrily at the city god.
Brute! Even the cows are not spared.
Chenghuang's eyes were strange, and he palmed it down.
The cow is not dead, and it is estimated that it is also half-crippled.
How to hit the other party, but it has no effect.
Chenghuang's eyes widened, and a huge force erupted from his chest.
Condense the power of incense in your hands.
"Ignorant mortal, the old man will send you to the eighteenth layer of hell........."