Chapter 1257 - Pumping the mouths of the national teams
"Don't huddle around here!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Cam hurriedly shouted: "The Yanguo team is tired just now and needs to rest, don't bother." If there are any problems, let's talk about it when the competition starts. ”
Captain Charles looked at Cam: "Cam, when did you care so much about the participating teams, did you receive any benefits?" ”
Cam suddenly blushed and his neck was thick: "Slander, slander, I'll sue you for slander!" Don't talk nonsense, don't doubt my professional ethics! ”
Ranger Captain Logan smiled and said, "Cam, don't be nervous. ”
He looked at Lin Hui: "Don't be nervous, we are just here to care about you, after all, you are the last to come, but you have to be the first to go, and your heart will definitely be unbalanced at that time." ”
"So, let's give you a vaccination first, so that you can be mentally prepared."
"That's it." The captain of Austria sneered: "Don't leave suddenly, you can't be wronged, it's not good for a group of people to cry and make a fuss." ”
"Hahahaha......" everyone around laughed.
Cam motioned to Lin Hui with his eyes, telling him to hurry in and don't make trouble here.
Lin Hui looked back, and his face was already full of anger.
At this time, if he admits it, it will definitely affect morale, and this is not his style of life.
He smiled faintly, gently pushed Cam away, and smiled at everyone: "Hello everyone, I am the captain of the Yanguo team, codenamed Tiger King. ”
"Return the Tiger King? Where do you look like a tiger? ”
"You Yanguo people are too good at exaggerating."
"That's it, how can a tiger be like you? The tiger we worship the most in Goryeo, and I've seen real tigers, so don't shiver tigers, hahaha! ”
Everyone burst out laughing, Lin Hui glanced at him, and then sneered, "I'm afraid you guys have made a mistake." ”
Everyone was stunned.
Lin Hui continued: "The reason why we came this time is because the competition team feels that in the past two years, your participating teams have improved. ”
A smug smile immediately appeared on everyone's faces.
After all, everyone likes to be complimented.
Lin Hui's words changed: "So the competition party thinks that your upper limit has been reached, so they invited a higher master to come and fight with you, otherwise you are like a frog at the bottom of the well......"
"Do you know what a frog at the bottom of a well is? It's just a frog in the well and you can only see the little circle above your head, and you're like that now. ”
"Only when the real masters come, can you see the wider world."
Everyone was stunned and looked at Lin Hui blankly.
"What do you mean...... What day are you? The stick team Park Youbing asked in surprise.
Lin Hui stretched out his hand: "Isn't it?" ”
"You're really good at bragging, but it's an eye-opener."
"Look at what weapons and equipment you're carrying? It's all something we made obsolete 30 years ago. ”
"Are you here to compete, and you still have dogs, what age are you, we all use satellites for communication, and you still rely on that thing?"
Everyone immediately clutched their stomachs and laughed.
Lin Hui was not angry at all, and looked at the Ranger captain lightly: "Decades ago, your legendary hero, five-star General MacArthur, said that when you go back to the war before Christmas, you must let your soldiers go home for Christmas." ”
Everyone in the Ranger was stunned, and a smile suddenly froze on their faces.
As soldiers, this is a household name for them.
"Later." Lin Hui said with a smile: "He was beaten by us, not only was he removed from his post, but he also went home in disgrace." obviously lost the battle and died so many people, and he went home hypocritically to make a report that the veteran did not die. ”
"You guys have an impression, right?"
All the rangers suddenly showed anger on their faces and stared at Lin Hui.
Lin Hui looked at the representative of the sun that never sets: "It was also a few decades ago, when your troops were in Myanmar and Southeast Asia, and your troops were beaten by little devils. Thousands of people surrendered, still beating drums and gongs, and walked out with positive steps. ”
The faces of people who never set suddenly changed dramatically, which is also a shame in their history.
"It's an expeditionary force we sent." Lin Hui said with a smile: "I rescued you from thousands of miles away, but after saving you, your people immediately smeared oil on the soles of their feet, and they couldn't see the shadow of escape." ”
"The little devil can't chase you if he wants to, because you run away so fast that even if we come to save people, we can't see your shadow."
"I hope that in this competition, you will see us and not run away too fast."
"Bastard, that's all in the past." The sun never sets, and Captain Charles is furious.
Lin Hui looked at the stick again: "You've seen a tiger, right?" ”
Park Youbing nodded weakly: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
Lin Hui said: "In our military museum, there is also a white tiger regimental flag that you are proud of, and the tiger head on it is the tiger you have seen, right?" ”
Suddenly, all the stick soldiers' faces turned red, and they didn't dare to look directly at Lin Hui.
Lin Hui snorted coldly, swept the audience, and said lightly: "In the past, when we were not here, you could act recklessly, as arrogant as you wanted. ”
"But now, our Yanguo soldiers are here, once we could single-handedly take on the combined forces of dozens of your countries, and today we can still kill you one by one."
"So, you'd better keep your mouth shut." He laughed, "Otherwise, when the tournament starts, I will slap your big mouths so hard that I will knock out all your teeth and even your gums!" ”
"Got it? It's okay to go back, don't make a fool of yourself here, and soon you frogs at the bottom of the well will see how big the sky is! ”
With that, he turned and walked away.
"Tiger King, domineering!"
"Tiger King, dick!"
"It's got to be you, Tiger King!"
The soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade gave a thumbs up one by one, extremely relieved.
glared fiercely at the soldiers around him, and then followed Lin Hui into the house.
Cam took a deep breath, his blood boiling, at this moment he seemed to be Lin Hui's soldiers, and he was excited with them.
Looking at the teams around him, he was originally a little respectful, but now he looked at it, as if these teams were all trampled under his feet.
He snorted, raised his head, and strode out.
"Fark!" Ranger Captain Logan clenched his fists fiercely and glared at the room: "If it weren't for the rules, I would have rushed in now and destroyed them all!" ”
"These bastards only know how to talk about history, and now it's not the past!" Charles' face was full of rage.
"Yes!" Park Youbing nodded vigorously: "Now it's an information war, a high-tech war, and they are still stuck in the past, a bunch of old hats, outdated guys!" ”
Captain Austria, Captain Ant Army and the others nodded one after another, looking at Lin Hui and their room with mockery in their eyes.
At this moment, a group of little devils also came over, everyone sweating profusely.
Everyone laughed at their embarrassment.
Especially the stick laughs the hardest.
Cam is right when he says that there are no real friends, everyone is an opponent.
Whoever makes a fool of himself will be ridiculed by the other teams.
Because every team is a potential opponent.
"Scattered, scattered." Someone shouted, and the teams immediately walked towards their dormitories.
They all have experience and know that their good days will come to an end starting tomorrow.
Ishida Dagen glanced at them, snorted coldly, and then looked at Lin Hui and their room, his eyes were full of anger: "Bage Yalu, these bastards, let us suffer when they just came, I will definitely not let them go!" ”
The other devils were also furious, and their mouths were chattering for a while, and then they walked towards their house.
Wang Chen walked back from the window: "All the teams are gone, just now the little devil also came, I don't know what he scolded us here, anyway, his mouth moved very fast, and he should be scolded very ugly." ”
"Phew!" Wang Yong said disdainfully: "These stinky devils are cheap for them." If this isn't the base of the tournament, fuck what the rules and fuck them! ”
"Or those things, look at their faces, what are they?" Jiang Liang also said angrily.
"If it wasn't for the Tiger King standing in front just now, I really want to kill them!"
"Me too, even if I don't compete, I'm going to pull out their cocks and stuff them in their mouths!"
Woohoo!
The dog next to him barked, and the dog stood up.
Lin Hui patted the dog's head, and then said coldly: "Do you want revenge?" ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and they all looked at him.
Xu Da asked, "Tiger King, are you really taking revenge?" We're just talking. ”
Wang Yong also hurriedly said: "Yes, if you want revenge, you can only take revenge in the game, just now the instructor said, if you fight in private and cause trouble, the light points will be deducted, and the heavy one will directly cancel the rules of the game!" ”
"We can't afford to lose something big."
"Yes, we are here for honor, and it would be a shame to be taken away. It's our first time, so we can't be a joke......"
Lin Hui glared at them: "I said revenge, naturally there is my way, you just say do it or not?" ”
Everyone glanced at each other, and then they all smiled and nodded: ", of course!" ”
Lin Huile laughed: "We, the Flying Tiger Brigade, never just talk about it. Fighting mouth cannon is not our style, revenge must be done, tonight let them see the characteristics of our Flying Tiger Brigade and taste the local products of our hometown! ”
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