Li Ping'an untied the wine gourd and spilled the wine into the river, muttering in his mouth.

"Don't blame it, it's all out to mix, give me a face!"

The tone is very kind, but the other party really doesn't give face.

The wind and waves did not stop for half a minute because of what Li Ping'an said.

On the contrary, the water in the bow of the ship was louder.

The big ship swayed and crunched.

Geng Liancheng threw the money into the river in a broken heart, shouting as he threw the money: "I have money!" I have money!

You boatman! Lao Tzu will not let you go when he dies and becomes a ghost......"

Li Ping'an frowned slightly, so faceless?

Immediately stretch out your hand and exert your wrist.

A two-person tall water monster was pulled out of the water

Thrown onto the ship, the hull of the ship shook violently

There was a loud "bang", and Zhang Ju and the two of them were startled.

Following the prestige, he screamed in fright.

The monster swayed back and forth on the boat, sweeping its tail.

Geng Liancheng and Zhang Juhe wailed

"Plop" sank into the water, splashing a splash.

The two hugged each other and fell into the water.

When I landed, I felt dizzy and dizzy, in this cold winter, the rivers and rivers can freeze people to death.

Both of them are powerless scholars.

I felt that it was pitch black all around, and Mo said that he couldn't see his five fingers, and he couldn't even see half a finger.

His limbs kicked wildly, and he was soon submerged by the river.

Li Ping'an was going to save him, but the whole ship was overturned in the next second.

Another water monster emerged from the river.

Directly break the boat at the waist.

Li Ping'an: ..........

What the fuck are you smashing my boat!?

"Boom —!!"

I........ Why come here?

Study?

Gain fame and glory?

Still is.... For what?

Zhang Juhe's consciousness gradually blurred.

Scenes from his life unfolded before his eyes.

Just dead?

When he opened his eyes again, the sun was shining, enveloping him gently and charmingly.

He instinctively opened his eyes, wanting to see this scene one last time in this world.

.......

"Hey! Scholar, scholar? Why are you sleeping here? ”

It was a middle-aged woman who spoke.

Zhang Juhe was stunned for a moment and touched his body.

I'm alive?

The most important thing is that there is not even the slightest trace of water on his body.

Zhang Juhe was stunned, "Auntie, where is this?" ”

"Where else can Jiangduyan be?" Auntie said.

Zhang Juhe glanced back, the river was surging, and he could vaguely see several boats driving on the river.

He remembered that he had obviously encountered a water monster and fell into the river......

"Oops, what's going on?"

At this time, Geng Liancheng's voice came from beside him.

"Brother Lian Cheng, how did we get here?"

Geng Liancheng scratched his head, "How did you get here?" I...."

He frowned, as if he couldn't think of anything.

Zhang Juhe suddenly remembered something and hurriedly opened the bookcase.

I took out a book, it was intact, and there was no trace of being wet with water at all.

Zhang Juhe stared in disbelief.

Could it be ...... It was all a dream of oneself.

Geng Liancheng stood up and said, "Brother Juhe, let's go, I'm starving to death." ”

“......”

Zhang Juhe looked back at the river, and a trace of confusion flashed in his eyes.

A man and a cow walked on the official road, and the old cow carried a monk on his back.

"ε=( ́ο'*))))Alas~"

"My lovely, beautiful, beautiful and practical boat."

Li Ping'an was chattering all the way.

The old cow listened to it so that his ears were calloused.

Chatter, you will chatter.

Isn't it just a boat?

That beautiful boat only stayed in Li Ping'an's mouth for three days.

Then, it never happened again.

After all, life has to look forward.

Li Ping'an grabbed a weed and held it in his mouth.

Holding a bamboo stick, humming a little song.

Calculate the time, and it seems that it is about to be the day of the demon extermination conference.

The location of the demon eradication conference was in the ancient capital of Wuling, and Li Ping'an calculated the footsteps.

Walk slowly, there is still time.

...........

After March, the ancient capital of Wuling.

In the teahouse on the side of the road, more than a dozen people gathered in twos and threes.

While drinking tea, we talked and laughed.

The voices are loud and the laughter is like flies, but no one can control anyone.

Xingmu slapped the table, and the storyteller shouted.

Attracted everyone's attention.

Some people sat there clapping and applauding, while others sat in the corner.

Holding a teacup, chatting quietly.

A glass of wine in the spring breeze of peach and plum, and ten years of night rain in the rivers and lakes.

At this time, a man wearing a hat and a handsome monk walked in.

Sitting in a corner, I ordered two pots of tea.

While drinking tea, I listened to the storyteller's chatter.

Someone whispered a discussion while listening to the storyteller's story.

"Do you know about this recent demon slaying conference? This demon extermination conference can be said to bring together talents from all over the world! ”

"Hundreds of schools, three sects and nine streams, this time there will be a lively look."

"I heard that the Great Sui also produced a lot of colorful heads, so that the disciples of the hundred schools of thought could learn from each other."

"Underground casinos are open."

"Who's the hot pick? I'm going to join in the fun, too. ”

"Jing Yu, the white-clothed son of Huailu Academy."

"And the saint of Buddhism, Master Changqing...."

"Ahem~"

Li Ping'an raised his eyebrows slightly, a Buddhist saint?

The evergreen monk yawned and reached out to pull his crotch.

I put it on the tip of my nose and sniffed it.

( ´◔︎ ‸◔︎`)

"Isn't it time to take a shower?"

Li Ping'an: ..........

Sure enough, distance produces beauty.